Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Kuwabara's Day #1 ❯ Jokes 3 ( Chapter 2 )

Kuwabara had a lot of fun at the bar. He did expect to sing more, but decided not to.

 

Kuwabara: Yes, the arcade!!! ^_^ I'm going to beat all of Uramishes' high scores, or should I say low scores.*chuckles* Uramish sucks so bad at video games; he set the record for suckiest player. *laughs hard* I crack myself up. *wipes tear*

 

Kuwabara put a quarter in the machine and started to play the racing game.

 

Kuwabara: Come on!! Move it slow mo! Stupid Jack… .*sees little kid* ….butt.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! *puts in another quarter* I'm gonna kick your… *sees kid* butt.

*loses game, again* That's it, I'm going to a different machine! This one is broken or something, cause I never lose the first race!

 

******************************* 1 Hour later*************************

 

Kuwabara: Wahhhhhhhhhhhh, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! I can't believe I lost every single game, da… *sees kid* ….dumb game! Should of brought more quarters. *pouts* *looks at watch* Holy shi… *sees kid* shoebar! My sis is gonna kill me!

 

************After going home****************

 

Kuwabara: Hey, were is she? *shrugs* Oh well, guess she's out partying.

 

***** 2 minutes later***********

I'm sooooooooo bored!!!

 

Eichich: (I can't spell) Mew!

 

Kuwabara: Eichich!!! *snuggles kitty* I wuv u!!!

 

Kuwabara's door opens, but he doesn't realize it.

 

Yuske: Eww. Get a room.

 

*Kuwabara is still snuggling kitty*

 

Kurama: I don't think he heard you.

 

Hiei: Baka.

 

Kuwabara: Good kitty, I know you love your daddy! *continues snuggling*

 

Hiei: *Eye twitches* BAKA!!!

 

Kurama: Are you okay, Hiei?

 

Yuske: I don't think so…. Kuwabara!!!

 

Kuwabara: Huh, what?! When did you get into my house?!

 

Yuske: *shakes head* What do you expect when you leave the door open.

 

Kuwabara: I could of sworn I locked it. Hmmm………

 

Kurama: You did, but Hiei picked it.

 

Kuwabara: Why would Hiei………. *sees Hiei in kitchen* Oh, so he wanted to raid my fridge.

 

Yuske: Afraid so. He already went through mine and Kurama's.

 

Kuwabara: Why would he want my “BAKA” food?

 

Hiei: Hnn. Kuwabaka. *smirk*

 

Kuwabara: I give up. * puts hand on forehead*

 

Yuske: You mean you aren't going to protest and argue, and yell?

 

Kuwabara: Yup. Why, is that strange? *removes his hand from forehead*

 

Yuske, Kurama, and Hiei: *look shocked* Oh my god!!!

 

Kuwabara: What?!

 

Kurama: *puts hand on Kuwabara's forehead* Are you feeling ill?

 

Kuwabara: No, I don't think so………….

 

Yuske: He must be sick! Quick, call a doctor!!

 

Kurama: *calls doctor* Hurry, I think he got hit in the head!

 

Hiei: ..….Once too many times. *eats more food*

 

 

I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho. Next chapter will be about the doctor visit! ^_^ See Yah!