Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ LET'S GO TO WELFARE SCHOOL! ❯ wheo first day!!!! ( Chapter 1 )

Aya: Yo yo homies? Wazzup???!!! Yea well here's a story about me and Lya and basically how our school day goes along yay!!!!

Yusuke: Except they exaggerate a lil bit in some parts.

Lya: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!!!??

Aya: Yea this story is completely and utterly true.

Kurama: I beg to differ.

Lya and Aya: huh?

Kurama: nevermind -_-;

Lya: Alwright well anyways-

Aya: ONWARD TO THE STORY!!!! MARCH MY NOBLE STEED!!!!! *sitting on Kuwabara*

Kuwabara: I think I got a hernia *collapses*

Hiei: No your just a weakling.

Yusuke: Yeah Aya is as light as a feather!

Aya: *blushes* aww thanx guys.

Hiei: It's not really that great of a compliment…..

Aya: You just had to ruin it Hiei…..

Hiei: Hey Lya is light too. Therefore its not really a compliment.

Lya: *not paying attention* huh?

Aya: Well anywho….ONWARD TO THE STORY!!!!!

Kurama: She doesn't own any of us just so you know.

Aya: Yeah cuz if I owned you guys I would make you eat outta dog dishes!!!! Yay!!!

Everyone besides Lya and Aya: 0.o

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See ya inSchool!

The class falls asleep while the teacher talks about nothing.

Aya: `God I'm bored….why doesn't this teacher stop talking?!?!? *mocking way* blah blah its not equal blah blah 3 is greater than x blah blah blah I'm going to sleep I don't wanna listen to her.'

Phone- brrrg brrrrrg!!!

The teacher gets up and answers the phone.

Aya: OWWWWW!!!!! *turns around* what the hell was that for?!?!?!?!?

Lya: the teacher is looking at us….

Aya: Really? *looks at teacher then turns back around* holy shiznits she is!!!

Lya: Told ya! What do you think she wants?

Aya: I don't know….*starts to think*

Lya: Maybe she's talking to the principal and Yusuke is down at the office waiting for us just like in my story!!! ^.^ (a/n Lya wrote a story in MCAS prep class [the class we're in in the story] and she didn't post it so don't go looking for it!!!)

Aya: Get real he's a cartoon….anime….whatever!

Lya: Yeah well so are we……

Aya- what?! *looks at hand* OH MY GOD I'M 2-DIMENSIONAL!!!!!

Everyone looks at Aya.

Jenn: Shut up your gonna get us in trouble!

Aya and Lya: *glare*

Jenn: What?

Lya and Aya: WE'RE ALREADY IN TROUBLE STUPID!!!!!!! *hits Jenn with Sana's hammer (from Kodocha)*

Jenn: Oww!!! That hurt!!! *rubs head*

Lya: No that doesn't hurt, this does *hits Jenn in the head with a frying pan*

Jenn: *knocked out on the floor*

Aya: Hey I wanted to do that!!!!

Lya: Oh well.

Teacher: *hangs up phone*Aya and Lya go to the office!!!

Aya and Lya: WHAT?! WHY?!

Random squirrel jumps threw the window into the class room.

Squirrel: Because you were bad!!!

Lya and Aya: AHHH!!!! SQUIRREL ATTACK!!!!! *runs out of room*

Lya: What now?

Aya: I don't know you're the one who's used to this 2-dimensionalness….

Lya: Well I guess we should go to the office….

Aya: I guess….. but we can't be seen!!!!

Lya and Aya start running down the hall all secret agentish.

Lya: *whispers* We're almost there….. we just gotta get past those elephants in pink bikinis though…..

Aya: Right. *takes out whistle and blows on it*

Undercover armadillos roll in and start beating Elephants in Pink Bikinis. Aya and Lya walk past the beat up elephants and the undercover armadillos.

Aya: Thanks Chuck, thanks Wayne!!

Chuck and Wayne: *nod*

Lya: Aya you know the strangest peoples.

Aya: So do you!!

Lya: No I don't Grandma Chuck!!!

Aya: I'M NOT CHUCK'S GRANDMA!!!!!

Lya: Then maybe your Wayne's grandma….

Aya: Maybe I am….

Lya and Aya: hmmm…. *ponders*

Kuwabara: *walks out of office* THERE THEY ARE!!!!! I FOUND THEM URAMESHI!!!!!!!! *jumps on Aya and Lya*

Lya and Aya: RAPE!!!! HIYA!!!!! *judo chops and kicks Kuwabara and he goes flying*

Lya: We got mad skills!

Aya: Yeah watching Mulan all the time is really paying off.

Yusuke: *walks out of office and looks at Kuwabara* Uhh… *starts laughing hysterically*

Lya and Aya: OH MY GOD IT'S YUSUKE URAMESHI!!!!!!

Aya: It really is like your story.

Lya: Told ya! *sticks out tongue*

Aya: Oh yeah!? Well if it weren't for me we would never gotten past those elephants in pink bikinis!! *points to elephants*

Lya: No! They were in yellow bikinis!

Aya: Yellow polka dot bikinis? *bursts into song*

Lya: Oh cheese….. YOU HAD TO GET HER STARTED!!!!! *points to Yusuke*

Yusuke: WHAT!? WHY ME?!

Lya: BECAUSE YOU MADE US COME DOWN TO THE OFFICE!!!!

Yusuke: YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO COME!!!! YOUR BORING GAY ASS TEACHER MADE YOU COME!!!!

Lya: *gasps* You're right!

Random pink and green mice in the corner: GASP!

Aya: WHAT!?! YOUR BACK!!!! SICK EM FELIX!!!!!

Kuwabara: Those pink and green gasping mice are right!!!! Your teacher sucks!!!!

Aya: uhh… Where'd Lya go….? *awkward silence* I GOTTA PEE!!!! *runs into bathroom* AHHH!!!!! *screams really loudly*

Yusuke and Kuwabara: WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE!?!

Lya and Aya: *screams* PERVERTS!!!!! *punch Yusuke and Kuwabara out of the bathroom and continue stuffing something down the toilet*

Yusuke: *walks in holding Kuwabara up as a shield* What are you two doing!?

Aya and Lya: Uhh…umm…. *shifty eyes* RUN!!!!!

Yusuke: *drops Kuwabara* HEY! *walks over to the stall that Aya and Lya were in* HOLY SHIZ!!

Kuwabara: what what what?!

Yusuke: THEY KILLED THEIR BORING TEACHER THEN TRIED TO STUFF HER DOWN THE TOILET!!!!

Kuwabara: *walks over* You sure it's a her ?

Yusuke: Actually….I don't know….

Kuwabara: Is that a mustache….?

Kerri: *pops up out of nowhere* Why yes, yes it is a mustache. And with that, I have an announcement to make...this woman *dramatic silence* IS A SHIM!!!!

Police: Wheo! Wheo! *run into bathroom* We can't have a shim for a teacher!!! We're taking her…..wait….him…..IT! Away!!!!

Aya: WHAT?! POLICE?! In our school!? NOW WAY!!!! In the name of me…. I shall pinish you!!!!!! *attacks police with mop*

Yusuke: *looks at Aya* Uhh…..? Why are you wearing a Sailor Moon outfit?

Aya: Because, I'm *Sailor Moon poses* SAILOR AYA!!!! *poses again* I'm here to protect the school from evil doers!!!!

Lya: HEY!!!! *walks in in Batman costume* That's my job!!!

Aya: Nuh uh!

Lya: Yeah huh!

Aya and Lya get into a "Nuh uh, Yeah huh" fight.

Yusuke: *sighs* Taking care of these two is gonna be harder than I thought.

Kuwabara: Yeah. It's gonna be just like baby sitting.

Yusuke: Come'on let's go. *picks up Aya and flings her over shoulder*

Aya: *still fighting with Lya*

Kuwabara: *picks up Lya and throws over shoulder*

Lya: *stops fighting with Aya* RAPE!!!!! *attacks Kuwabara with a frying pan*

Aya: *points and laughs hysterically*

Yusuke: *puts Aya down and picks up Kuwabara* Looks like I'll be carrying this one home.

Hiei: Hn. Of course he's the one who got beat up by a girl.

Lya: HOLY SHINIKIES!!!!!! AYA IT'S HIEI!!!! ……..Aya?…… *starts spinning around looking for Aya*

Aya: *watches her*

Lya: *finally finds Aya standing next to her* Oh, Aya there you are.

Aya: You mean there I've been.

Lya: Huh? Well anyway, back to what I was saying. OH MY GOD AYA IT'S HIEI!!!!!!

Aya: WHAT?! WHERE?! OH NO I'M BLIND!!!!!!

Lya: Blind? BLINDSIDE!!!!! *starts singing*

Aya: *sings with her*

(a/n: Blindside is a band. Just saying that for all you people who don't know.)

Kurama: You do realize she has a bag on her head right?

Aya: *stops singing and lifts up bag* GASP!!!! *stares at Kurama*

Kurama: What?

Aya: SEXY!!!!!! *jumps on Kurama*

*Random bell rings*

Aya: *jumps up* Well, time for chorus!

Lya: YAY!!!! I wanna sing the song she wont let us sing but I always bring it anyway!

Aya: YAY!!!! IWANNA SING THAT TOO!!!!!! Well, that and…..

Britt: *pops up out of nowhere* TOP OF THE WORLD!!!!

Aya: YAY!!!!!

Kerri and Jenny: Why yes I do believe that that song is indubitably a good song. We must be getting to orchestra now. *skips away down the hall*

(a/n: Kerri and Jenny are twins just in case you were wondering)

Kuwabara: What's orchestra?

Kurama: I think it's where American kids learn to play stringed instruments.

Aya: THAT'S CORRECT!! Good boy! *pats Kurama and feed him a doggy treat*

Lya: you do know he's not Inuyasha right?

Aya: INUYASHA?!?! WHERE!?!?

Britt Inuyasha is here?!!?!

Lya: INUYASHA IS HERE!?!?!

Aya: Let's find him!

Aya, Lya, and Britt start frantically looking for Inuyasha.

Yusuke: Didn't they just say they had chorus?

Lya and Aya: OH DAMN WE FORGOT!!!!

Britt: Yeah you did.

Lya and Aya: Come'on let's go! *starts dragging everyone to chorus*

Kuwabara: Well atleast we're not going to orchestra. It sucks.

Orchestra teacher: WHAT?!?!?!?!?! *big flames all around her*

Kuwabara: Uhh….. *scared* orchestra sucks?

*orchestra teacher starts beating up Kuwabara*

Aya: Uh oh! Spaghettios!!!!

Lisa: SPAGHETTIOS!!! WHERE?!!?!?!!

Aya: In the chorus room! GO LISA GO!!!!

Lisa: YAY!!! *runs into chorus room*

Lya: *looks at watch* Oh no! We're late for chorus!!!!

Everyone leaves except for Kuwabra who was still getting beat up by the orchestra teacher.

Aya: Hey Lya! You weren't wearing a watch!!!

Lya: *grins*

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Aya: Wellsers how did ya like it???? PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU LIKE IT!!! O WONT CONTINUE IT IF NO ONE LIKES IT!!!! Waaah!!! No one ever likes my stories WAHHH!!!! *cries and runs away*

Lya: Yepps well anywayers we just gotta say that anything else we put in here we don't own! The only thing we own…is…well ourselves!! The characters Aya and Lya so dpnt sue us!! >.< Oh well like always---

Aya: R&R!!!!!