Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Lethal Chick Wing ❯ The Chicken Wing of Doom ( Chapter 1 )

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A/N - This is my first fic so please no flames.

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Lethal Chicken Wing

Chapter 1- The Chicken Wing of Doom

Kuwabara: Yum

(MUNCH, MUNCH, MUNCH)

Kuwabara: Yum Yum Yum, I love my chicken

(GULP)

Kuwabara: Ahhhhhhhhhhh, in a little vioce he could barely hear.

Kuwabara: Ahhhhhhhhhhh

(Gasping for air)

(Runing around the room)

Kuwabara: Ahhhhhhhhhh

(BANG..........CLUNK)

In to the wall he goes

Spit, the chicken wing goes flying into the air, in the trash.

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Hiei: Why are we going to this idiots house

Yusuke: Because he has a big screen tv with a dish

Hiei: Oh yeah

Kurama: Hurry up

(DING, DONG)

Yusuke: Hello.... Kuwabara answer the door u idiot

Hiei: Is the door unlocked

Yusuke: Yeah it is come in u guys

Kurama: Kuwabara are u home

Yusuke: Please be home

Hiei: look at this place it's a mess how can he live in here

Yusuke: Where are u Kuwabara i want to watch tv

Kurama: look

Yusuke: what is it

Hiei: It's Kuwabara

Yuske: Is he breathing

Hiei: No he's dead

Kurama: What should we do

Hiei: I dont know

Yusuke: I think im going to be sick

Hiei: Don't be a baby

(Barf)

All over Hiei.

Hiei: You bitch

Kurama: I guess we should call the cops

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Detective: Boys do u have any idea of the cause of ur friends death

Hiei: He wasn't really are friend we just wanted to watch tv

Detective: Right, okay moving on

Yusuke: Mabye he died of stupidity

Detective: Where was he when u found him

Yusuke: right where he is know u think we'd touch a dead body

Are u that much of a dumass.

Detective: Probably, but that's not the issue the issue is his death

what do u know about it.

Hiei: I really think u need to get someone else on this case.

Yusuke: lets go to my house and play video games

Hiei: Im there

Kurama: Me two lets go