Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Pimp Juice ❯ Numba Two ( Chapter 2 )

Numba Two

Getting' Started

~" Now pimp juice is anything ta attract the opposite sex. It could be money, fame, or straight intellect."

Luckily, or unluckily however you want to view it, Shuichi had a two-week vacation due to the fact the school was going under repairs. (Damage to it because a demon followed Kurama there and only destroyed half of the whole damn school!) He met with Yoko at her place. He had no prior knowledge to what was about to happen to him. He rang the doorbell and was escorted to Yoko's room by her oldest brother Kagetora. He was tall, black haired, and lanky. Quite around everybody but his family and friends. Yoko was sitting on her bed with another American friend of hers, Desiree.

"Shuichi-chan I'm so happy you made it!" she hugged him. "This here is my good friend Desiree. She's visiting and said she'd help me with our little "costume party" thang!" Desiree and Kurama exchanged friendly nods.

"Okay this is how it's going down. Me and Dessy have deiced that where gonna tryan make yous into a…pimp" she said the last word with a slight cringe. Kurama only looked on with horror.

"Whaa-?" he said his jaw dropping even further.

<"Ha! What did I say Shuichi you baka?!"> Youko mocked inside his head.

<"Keep you tongue behind you teeth!"> He snapped back receiving a growl.

"Shuichi it's only a temporary kinda thing. It's only one night. And besides, Yoko tells me that you already agreed." Desiree said crossing her legs and leaning a little on the bed with an evil smirk.

"Yes. Yes I did say that I would agree to your little plan…unfortunately." He hung his head a little. Youko's chuckles echoed inside his head.

<"Stupid little human boy. * Sigh * o well. At least we have two very cute girls with-">

<"Now, now Youko. Don't let your lust over rule your better judgement.">

<"My lust and my better judgement?! I don't know if you've noticed but you're the one who said yes!"> Shuichi could see the mocking and immoral smile form on his lips. He pushed his alter ego's remark to the side.

"What must I do to perfect this new side of me?" he said with a heavy sigh. They both smiled.

"Ok. In the next few hours or how ever long its going to take, we are going to teach you "the walk, talk, and slap" of a pimp."

"Walk, talk, and slap? Slap? Ok…" he deeply regretted saying yes and had to indoor Youko's hysterical laughter during the next few days. [I know "indoor" is the wrong term but I dunno how to spell it! -_-X ]

Kurama learned how to "talk like a pimp".

~ See baby this is my new Coupe DeVille with one touch sunroof, shag carpet, leather seats, and wood on the wheel. Bitch, hold up! You needa dust your shoes of befo' you climb into my ride! ~

[Holy shit! What am I doing? Poe Kurama! * Cries the quickly gets over it *]

Kurama learned how to "walk like a pimp."

~ Strut, strut, strut! ~

Kurama learned how "slap like a pimp."

~ "The back of your hand should go across my face…" ~

And it was the worst three days of his life.