Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Sword of Red Blood ❯ Chapter 6: All Paid Up ( Chapter 7 )

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Chapter 6: All Paid Up

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Oh my God!!! I think Kurama has the hots for me!!! I'm so happy! Even I surprise myself sometimes at how I get everything I want, MY way… Yume giggled to herself.

Zan had gotten a few suspicious looks from some of the students sitting at the tables, but she didn't mind. She knew that in their thoughts, they though she was Kurama.

So sweet! Although, I do feel sorry for Kurama… I wonder if he'll make it through Mrs. Redleaf's questions… Hm, I hope he hangs in there, just long enough for me to finish repaying my debt to Yume… hehe… everything is in place; everything is going smoothly so far… I just hope I don't screw up… I am a bit rusty, but who am I to blame but myself for letting myself off guard for the longest time… oh well, I think Hiei will be able to take care of Milkshake for me…I think she likes him… perfect, he'll blow her off so cruelly she'll run to the bathroom and cry… Geez, how lucky of me to have Hiei and Kurama to go here, without Kurama, I wouldn't be able to even pull this prank… Hm, I better not forget to thank them someday… But now, I have to focus… Zan thought, giving herself a smile.

***

"So, how many brain scans have you had?"

"None,"

"What does the letter A mean to you?"

"It MEANS the letter A!!!"

Mrs. Redleaf was killing Kurama with all of these absurd questions. Kurama seemed like he was going to go insane, but he kept his cool.

"Are you on crack?" Mrs. Redleaf continued to torture Kurama.

"No!"

"Alcohol?"

"No!!!"

"Cigarettes?"

"NO!!!"

"Ok… ok, no need to get so angry geez, now next question…"

Please! When will this end, someone SAVE ME!!! What have I done to so horrifically bad to deserve THIS? Kurama screamed in his mind.

***

"Hey, does Kurama look shorter to you?" Milkshake whispered to Yume.

"No, don't say such stupid things, he's the perfect height!" Yume snapped back at Milkshake.

"So, Yume, I hear that the dance is coming this Friday…" Yusuke looked at Yume.

"Sorry, taken!" Yume smiled with no emotions on her face.

"Oh who!" Botan asked.

"You'll see," Yume glanced at Botan.

"What about you Hiei?" Milkshake asked Hiei, turning on her `charm'.

"Forget about it baka onna." Hiei graciously gave Milkshake a death glare that gave everyone at the table chills down their spine.

"I guess that's a no. How cruel!" Milkshake got up and ran away. She ended up in the bathroom crying. But nobody knew where or what she was doing so nobody seemed to care very much.

"Hiei! Now that wasn't nice!' Botan scolded Hiei.

"Yeah, that's not what men do, you rude punk!" Kuwabara stood up looking at Hiei.

"Hn, I could care less." Hiei turned away back into his previous position, his face turned away to Yume, Kuwabara, and Botan.

Back with Zan, she was ordering a dish.

"Hello, what would you like to buy?" One of the lunch ladies asked Zan.

"I would like to make some special orders…" Zan's eyes sparkled with mischief and a dangerous light flashed in her eyes.

"Oh? What is your order?"

***

"So how many times have you been beamed up to Mars?"

"NEVER!"

"Oh come on, you haven't visited your homeland for that long? Never is a long time you know?"

"I don't mean to be rude, but are you on some kind of a drug Mrs. Redleaf?"

"I'm asking the questions here and no, I'm not on any drugs."

Kurama was ready to rip his ears off of his head so her wouldn't have to listen to this lady anymore.

"So, are you a virgin?"

"ARGGG!"

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"Are you sure that's the order you want? That is disgusting!"

"Yes, please." Zan smiled at the disgusted lunch lady.

"A pie, filled with beans, mashed potatoes, toaster crumbs, butter, garlic, squash, gravy, ice cream, veil, melted cheese, mustard, anchovy paste, lard, horse radish, sauerkraut, and blue food dye?"

"Yep."

"Disgusting, well, as long as you pay for it…" The lunch lady put a mask on because the smell of the dish was so disgusting.

"Thank You Miss!!!" Zan smiled as she paid a great deal of money for the repulsive dish.

"Ehehehe, if you get sick don't blame me…" The lady turned away.

Zan sprayed some strawberry scented perfume on the food to make the food smell good, and then hid the bottle of perfume. She turned slowly around and started to head toward the table where Yume resided.

Perfect! I got the cake here, and everything that has been set up is in peek condition, and Yume is clueless… excellent! Zan thought to herself.

She looked down at her revolting creation, only to be astonished. It looked like an ordinary, delicious pie with the scent of strawberries thanks to the perfume.

And now, let it begin! Zan smirked to herself, eyeing Yume who didn't see her approaching her, like a tiger, closing in on her pray…

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"Are you a sub-human?"

"For the last time, NO!!!"

"Are you sure?"

"YES I'M SURE!!!"

Kurama is on the verge of committing suicide.

"Hm, no wonder you have brain damage…" Mrs. Redleaf continued

"I DON'T HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE!!!"

***

Zan was now half way to the tables. She smirked at the site of her pathetic victim.

Hehehe, and now, I begin, this better work… Zan hesitated for a second at the thought of the plan failing, but then, she regained her cool, and now was right at the tables next to Yume.

"Oh Kurama! Your finally back!" Yume turned around.

"Oh, dude, thanks for bringing us pie, it looks really good! I get first piece!" Yusuke smiled.

"Sorry Yusuke but this pie is just, and only for Yume…" Zan's eyes darkened down a little bit.

Hm, at least… for now… Zan grinned in her mind.

"Kurama, what's wrong with your voice? It seems a little different…" Yusuke asked, looking straight at Zan.

"O, uh, I have had a slight cold… hehe, you just haven't noticed until now," Zan hesitated, and sweated a little. The first time she spoke, her "Kurama voice" was perfect. How she was able to change her voice so dramatically, even she didn't know.

"Oh ok," Yusuke shrugged.

Now, THAT was close. Zan let out a small sigh of relief.

"Well, if it's for Yume, then give it to her!" Botan giggled.

"You see Hiei? Why don't you do that to Milkshake while apologizing to her!" Kuwabara put on his so-called `manly' act.

"Hn, I'm surprised that you even know the word that big." Hiei smirked.

"YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE YOU LITTLE PUNK?!?" Kuwabara shouted at Hiei.

"Fool, you would just be a waist of my time," Hiei smirked.

"Why you, YOUR JUST TO CHICKEN TO FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!!! YOU'RE ALL TALK AND NO ACTION SHRIMP!!!" Kuwabara yelled at Hiei.

A few students looked over to Kuwabara and just stared at him, wondering what all of the ruckus was about.

"Kuwabara, not so loud! You can argue all you want AFTER school!" Botan shut the big, carrot-topped fool.

Yume just watched Kuwabara yell at Hiei. She heard his mouth moving but didn't understand a word he said. Why? Because she was to busy on cloud nine, wondering why Kurama bought her, and only her, such a delicious looking pie. She was also daydreaming of Kurama asking her out to the dance and then passionately kissing her.

Oh my God, I wonder if he is as good of a kisser in real life? Because in this dream he is… Oh my God so dreamy… Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, Kurama, Kurama, Kurama, Kurama, Kurama!!! Yume thought, her head still in the clouds.

Well, little did Yume know, that her Kurama was Zan.

"Kuwabara just shut up." Yusuke said, obviously irritated.

"Urameshi, do…" Kuwabara was unable to finish his sentence because Yusuke glared at him and he sensed Botan's anger rising.

Hn, thank the lord that the buffoon knows how to stop at least sometimes, Hiei finished eating his sushi.

"Oh, for me only how sweet!" Yume looked at Zan, thinking it was Kurama.

"Hm, Yume, are you really sure you like the color red so much?" Zan asked slyly.

"Yes, why? Oh, you like my dance out fit? I love it so much! Red is the perfect color, except, in my opinion, hot pink is the number one color!" Yume looked down at her outfit.

"Oh really?" Zan started to advance onto Yume.

"Well, here I have something to say to you."

Yume's heart skipped a beat.

What does he want to say? Is he asking me out to the dance? Oh! I will kiss him if he does oh I love this! Yume stared at the `Kurama' unknowing that that wasn't really him.

"Well, you've said this once before." Zan began.

All the students were in the room watching, including Botan, Kuwabara, Yusuke, and Hiei, all of them wondering what was going to happen.

Suddenly something just hit Hiei. It hit him hard.

Of course!!! How could have I missed this! She was even able to fool me for a while! Was calling up Kurama her doing too? Hn, this girl seems smarter then I thought. What is she planning to do? Hn, if I look into her mind that will spoil all of the suspense… I would rather see what she's planning to do, rather then know what she does. Hn, Kurama might have enjoyed watching this… interesting, what has she done to keep him away for so long? Oh well, Hiei thought, watching the scene Zan was pulling.

"What have I said once before?" Yume asked.

"Well," Zan took a deep breath. Her plan was about to begin.

***

"WILL YOU STOP WITH ALL OF THESE SENSELESS QUESTIONS?" Kurama raised his voice.

"Pft, fine! I just wanted to know what your feelings on African ramen was gees," Mrs. Redleaf brushed some of her hair out of her dark brown eyes.

"There is no such thing as African ramen!!!" Kurama clenched his fist.

"Alright, FINE!!!" Mrs. Redleaf looked away from Kurama.

"May I go now?" Kurama half begged the nurse to leave, standing up from his chair.

"Alright, you may leave, AFTER you answer this one last question." Mrs. Redleaf sounded very serious.

"What is your question?" Kurama saw how serious she looked and sat back down into his chair.

There was an odd silence for a bout a minute.

"Mrs. Redleaf?" Kurama cautiously asked.

"You PROMISE to answer my question with only but the truth?" The nurse looked Kurama straight in the eye.

"Sure… It depends on he question…" Kurama sat up straight, crossed his legs, and folded his hands onto his knee.

"I'll take that as a yes." Mrs. Redleaf looked away, her eyes looked so spacious at that moment.

"Well?" Kurama asked.

There was another odd silence.

Mrs. Redleaf looked up.

"Kurama…" Mrs. Redleaf looked very serious.

"Yes?"

"This is the most important question you will answer in you entire life… if you lie, you may end up being in deep trouble." Her eyes looking dead earnest.

"I am ready to answer your question, Mrs. Redleaf." Kurama looked very serious, and he was, he was ready to answer any question, his eye ready and filled with truth.

"Kurama…" Mrs. Redleaf began.

Kurama slightly leaned towards Mrs. Redleaf, listening carefully. Mrs. Redleaf leaned forward also.

"Kurama, what… IS… your… Shoe size?"

Kurama fell out of his chair.

"Mrs., I don't know what your problem is, but I am LEAVING!" Kurama angrily stormed out of the office before Mrs. Redleaf could stop him.

This lady is insane! I don't like her, not even a single bit! I'm going back to eat my lunch, to think! I was called up to baby sit a nurse, or, someone gave this crazy women some idiotic information about me having all different types of diseases and wounds… That was torture… I would have used my rose whip on her if she weren't human… Well, at least it wasn't Hiei being sent up to her… Kurama pondered, calming him down a bit.

"This is not good," Mrs. Redleaf said to herself, "Zan still needs more time, there is no possible way she could have finished her revenge in this short amount of time…"

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"What do you need to say Kurama?" Yume asked Zan.

"Well, All I wanted to say is… Yeah sure, to you, I might look good in red… but you, Yume, you look good in blue." Zan threw the nasty pie straight into Yume's face! That was a whole bunch of disgusting things in one pie. Zan then took off he pie that was stuck to Yume's face, and smothered it in with her hair.

"AHHHHHHHH!!! MY HAIR!!!" Yume screamed. The entire student body was watching, and laughing at her. Yusuke and Kuwabara were laughing so hard they fell out of their chairs. Botan giggled a little but felt sorry for Yume, and Hiei couldn't help but give Zan a smile… a smile of approval.

Hn, not bad… but I can see you have more things planned for this onna… Hiei watched Yume be humiliated.

"No, no, won-, wonder, you, you, didn't seem right! Because… because you were… were… ZAN!!!" Yusuke laughed his head off.

"DUDE!!! YUME!!! You smell like crap!" One kid smelled the substance that was dumped on the girl.

Yume shivered in fear and rage.

"And Yume, if, IF, you think I'm finished, oh how wrong you are!" Zan couldn't help but laugh a little.

Zan pushed Yume back a little. Yume was able to wipe off the disgusting stuff off her eyes, so she saw what was going on. Yume looked down. Her shoes were glued to the floor. She tried to escape, but no cigar… Zan then pulled a string that had been lying on the floor. A huge bucket of beans and honey was poured onto the girls, making her entire body covered in disgusting sticky material, that dripped down onto the floor. Zan pulled another string. Hundreds of feathers fluttered down to Yume, and stuck to her.

"HAHAHAHA, NOW SHE'S A BLUE, SMELLY, STICKY, CHICKEN!!!" Someone yelled out from the crowd.

Yume started to cry. That's how bad she felt.

"This is SOOOO GREAT!!!" Kuwabara and Yusuke were now crying because they were laughing so hard. Hiei let out a small snicker.

"I applause you onna! You got back at her in a pretty nasty and fair way." Hiei snickered and applauded Zan.

Suddenly Zan heard something in the back of her mind… piercing screaming, and the words… Black Rose… Black Rose… Black Rose…

No! Why must I remember this now! Zan shrieked in her mind… hearing these words Black Rose… and the screams… seemed so familiar… was she the one screaming? Or was it a friend screaming beside her? What were these flashes?

Zan stood there, pushing away these sounds from her thought… not remembering them anymore.

Hiei looked at her. He could tell, she wasn't enjoying any of this revenge, starting from when she put the pie to Yume's face.

"Aren't you supposed to be enjoying this onna?" Hiei smirked at the sight of Zan.

"Yes… I should be, but I'm not, so I'm going to end it now... I just have a guilty conscience… " Zan started to walk over to the crying Yume, and then stood next to her.

What is that baka onna doing? Hiei glared at Zan, she was pulling one more string.

"W-w-what a-are y-you doing, Z-Zan?" Yume looked up, her face all puffed up.

"You are just weak. Yume this was a warning." Zan pulled the trigger and a huge bucket of water, with a special soap in it came down pouring on the two girls.

"AHHHH!!!" Yume screamed. Zan remained still.

Kurama had walked in, and ran up to Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hiei, and Botan.

"What is going on here?" He asked as the bucket dumped all the water on Zan and Yume.

"Oh hey Kurama… this… I don't know how to explain…" Botan said.

"Oh," Kurama looked to Hiei, Yusuke, and Kuwabara. They all had the same expression on their faces.

The water that Zan poured over herself and Yume, rid all of the unwanted dyes, and foods off of them. They stood side by side, soaked in water, Zan with her regular golden hair, and two streaks of silver hair, and Yume, with her jet-black hair, without any food on her.

Yume ran to the bathroom. Zan stayed there and went back to her seat and sat down.

"That was great… but why did you do that last thing?" Yusuke asked.

"Because she's a fool," Hiei smirked.

"No… it's just not… never mind… I did what I had to ok? So just yeah…" Zan looked down at herself and stood up.

"Best start cleaning up, before lunch is over… today is half-day so we don't want to miss the bus home because of cleaning…" Zan sighed.

"Yes that would be smart," Kurama grabbed a mop and started to help clean the mess.

Yusuke, Hiei, Kuwabara, and Botan helped out also, and they cleaned up all of the mess, half an hour after the first bell rang. All the students had left now.

"Finally, we're done!" Yusuke threw his towel down, and sat in one of the chairs.

"Yes we are, you guys, thanks for helping me out, I really appreciate it!" Zan smiled weakly.

"No problem, because that's what men do!" Kuwabara smiled idiotically.

"Hn," was Hiei's response.

"Anytime Zan!" Kurama added, and Botan nodded.

The bell rang a second time.

"Well, I gotta go home…" Zan said, getting up and walking towards the doors. She looked back and looked at the spotless lunchroom, and sighed.

"Thanks again!" Zan smiled and walked out of the door. She went to the lockers, got her school bag, with all of her homework, and left the school building.

What a weird day… Zan sighed, as she walked down the stairs that were at the front of her school.

"Well, that was a pretty interesting first day now, don't you think?" Botan said smiling.

"It was… interesting…" Kurama paused between his words.

Hn, it was a strange first day, although, I've never been to a niginen school, so how should I know what a normal day is… Hiei thought.

"It was great! I got myself a fight with Dice at three!" Yusuke happily said.

"Oh! I forgot about that!" Kuwabara moronically stated.

"Of coarse you would forget, you are a fool after all," Hiei muttered, only to be heard by Kurama.

"Well, now we know a few students... we will meet more tomorrow, and find our princess…" Botan sighed.

Suddenly, Koenma popped out of nowhere.

"BOTAN!! YUSUKE!!! EVERYBODY!!! I HAVE IMPORTANT NEWS!!!" Koenma yelled at them.

Yusuke, Hiei, Kurama, Kuwabara, and Botan turned to Koenma.

"What do you have to say, Koenma?" Kurama asked.

"IT'S ABOUT THE PRINCESS!!!" Koenma yelled.

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Black Rosé here! So how was the chapter? I hope you liked it! Don't forget to Review! So what does Koenma have to say? Where does Zan live? And what will happen between Yusuke and Dice in there fight? Read and find out, until next chapter… Ja Ne for now!!!