Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Play From Hell ❯ Welcome to Hogwarts ( Chapter 2 )

Hi there, it is I, Deadly Whispers! Chaotic Kittie and I are going to take turns writing so Iâ€â"¢ll be doing this chapter alone! ToT Aww! Oh well, Iâ€â"¢ll survive! ^__^ I mean, I have, like, 7 different stories that Iâ€â"¢ve written by myself!

By the way, this storyâ€â"¢s on fan fiction.net and mediaminer.org, but Chaotic Kittieâ€â"¢s got it on her name on mm.o and Iâ€â"¢ve got it on ff.n!

Disclaimer: Mmm, mystical mushroom. ^^

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Kuronue: *finally gets out of the straitjacket* *walks to kitchen* HE HAS BEER!!! ^o^

Hiei: Wasnâ€â"¢t that why you were in rehab?

Kuronue: Ummâ€Â¦ Sure, why not.

Hiei: I have a bad feeling about this. -.-

Kuronue: *grabs a six pack*

Hiei: *gets out of straitjacket, just because Iâ€â"¢m tired of typing that word ^_^* *walks to kitchen* â€Â¦ O.O

Kuronue: What???

Hiei: â€Â¦ *opens freezer door* SWEET SNOW!!! *takes out ice cream* *gets down on knees and worships*

Kuronue: Ummâ€Â¦ *backs away slowly* *whispers* and I thought I was crazyâ€Â¦

Five Minutes Later:

Kurama: *opens door* â€Â¦ *sees that house is totally destroyed* Myâ€Â¦ my house! What happened?!

Friday: Meow. O.O

Hiei: *points to Kuronue* He did it!

Kuronue: No I didnâ€â"¢t! He did it! *points to Kurama*

Kurama: How could I have done it if I were out at the store?! And why would I want to destroy my own house?! And why is my hair red?! And why are you still alive?! And why is Friday covered in purple paint?! And why am I asking these stupid questions?! And why does Deadly Whispers have an evil look on her face?! And why canâ€â"¢t I stop asking questions?!

Deadly Whispers: â€Â¦ Uh, power of the writerâ€Â¦

Friday: *covered in purple paint* *is singing* Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow. (I like chicken, I like liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix please deliver)

Kuronue: Ah, kawaii!

Kurama: I want answers and I want them n- *arrow with note on it hits door nearly hitting Kurama*

Kuronue and Hiei: When, when?! We want to knoooooooooooooooowwww!

Kurama: Later, okay?! *picks up arrow* *reads allowed*

Dear Mr. Potter:

We are pleased to inform you that you have been excepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardryâ€Â¦

Kurama: What the he- *another arrow hits door almost hitting Kuramaâ€â"¢s headâ€Â¦ yet again!* *picks up arrow and reads note allowed*

Dear Mr.â€Â¦ Uhâ€Â¦ Kurama, yeah, Dear Kurama:

We are pleased to inform you that you have been excepted into thisâ€Â¦ playa

€Â¦ yeah, you have been excepted into this play that you have been excepted intoâ€Â¦ Yeahâ€Â¦ So come to rehearse on the 7th and bring your friends, the midget and the bat!

Sincerely,
Anonymous

P.S. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN!!!!

Kurama: Okayâ€Â¦ Well, todayâ€â"¢s the 6th so looks like weâ€â"¢ll have to go tomorrow.

Hiei: We?! What do you mean by we?! I never agreed to this!

Kuronue: Ooh, ooh, Iâ€â"¢ll go, Iâ€â"¢ll go! Pick me, pick me!

Kurama: Youâ€â"¢re both going whether you like it or not!

Friday: Meow. O.O

Kurama: Yes, Friday, you can come too.

Friday: Meow. O.O

Hiei: Do we even know where weâ€â"¢re supposed to be going?

Kurama: I suppose not- *yet ANOTHER arrow hits door* My door is not a message board you know!

Some Voice from Far Away: Sorry dude! My fault!

Kurama: *reads note allowed*

Sorry, forgot to tell you where Hogwarts-err, I mean rehearsal is. Itâ€â"¢s the big pink and green building on 123 Fake Street. Oh, and donâ€â"¢t forget, itâ€â"¢s Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow!

Kurama: What is this "Hogwarts" anyway?

Hiei: *shrugs*

Kuronue: Iâ€â"¢m scything, with my scythe!

Hiei: How can you do that when your scythe is on a wire and not a stick?

Kuronue: *shrugs*

Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow!:

There were all walking to Fake Street, even Fridayâ€Â¦ except he was on a harness like leash. (remember, heâ€â"¢s a cat not a dog, he could be chocked by a regular leash!)

Hiei: I want sweet snow.

Kuronue: I want beer.

Friday: I want Meow Mix.

All Except Friday: Oo

Friday: Err- I mean meow, meow! O.O

Kuronue: Ah, kawaii! ^o^

Hiei: I canâ€â"¢t believe I even know you.

Kuronue: Wellâ€Â¦ *mutters* It was cute.

Kurama: Hey, thereâ€â"¢s the building!

Kuronue: DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN!!!!

Hiei: Must you do that?!

Kuronue: Yes! Yes I must! *all walk in the building while Kuronue sings the

Meow Mix song and keeps saying: Thatâ€â"¢s 300 points!*

As they walked in they saw a HUGE table covered in bowls of ice cream, cans of beer, tinsel and Meow Mix. Oh, and Yusuke and the baka Kuwabara are there too and whoever will seem to pop up later that I might need.

Hiei: Mmm, sweet snow. ^^ *walks over to table like zombie*

Kuronue: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH, BEER! *runs to table*

Kurama: Ooooh, shiny! Oo *starts playing with shiny and starts calling it stuff like: My precioussssss*

Friday: *is singing* Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow. (I like chicken, I like liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix please deliver)

Some Director Dude: Okay people, I am the director and you may call me William! Now, here are your scripts! *everyone takes a script*

Kurama: What, you made me the fucking princess?!

William: Okay people, places! Weâ€â"¢ll run through seen 17. Take one!

Kurama: Take one?! This is a play, not a movie!

William: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Kurama: *up in balcony thingy* Oh Romeo, Romeo, where for is you chicken?! Okay, I was with you through half of the line, but may I ask, what?!

William: Keep going, keep going!

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Kurama: *whispers* Psst, Kuronue, youâ€â"¢re on!

Kuronue: Oh! *walks on stage*

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Kurama: *whispers* Kuronue, itâ€â"¢s your line!

Kuronue: Oh, okay! Ahem! Hola, donde esta el bano?

Yusuke: *behind seens* *to Hiei and Kuwabara* Uh, did he just ask Kurama where his bathroom was in Spanish?!

Kuwabara: I think soâ€Â¦

Kuronue: Kurama, Kurama, let down your hair!

Kurama: What?! *Hiei walks up*

Kuronue: Halt, who goesâ€Â¦ Uhâ€Â¦ LINE!

Yusuke: There!

Kuronue: Oh! Halt, who goes there?!

Hiei: I have come to give you a message from the king! Ahem! Damn you traitorous metal demon border!

William: Brilliant! Now lets run through seen 83!

Kurama: There are 83 seens!

William: No, donâ€â"¢t be silly! There are 34571 seens!

All Except William: Oo

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Author Notes

I think Iâ€â"¢ve had a little to much fun writing this one! I wonder what Chaotic Kittie will be writing, hope she doesnâ€â"¢t take to long! I hate waiting!

So now go and review or Friday will come and feast upon your flesh! Or as I like to call him, Lord Kittiemort! Thatâ€â"¢s right, first there was Lord Voldemort, then there was Lord Moldyshorts and now, beware of Lord Kittiemort! BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *cough cough* *gasp* I should really stop doing that!