Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Play From Hell ❯ Weirdness ( Chapter 4 )

Hi again people! This is Deadly Whispers here… alone… again… WITH ANOUTHER CHAPTER!!!! I'll be doin' this one all by myself… AGAIN!

Okay, I got a review asking how we came up with the plot (or something', not on line so I can't check -.-;;) . Well, if you mean for the story then here's your explanation: I was over at Chaotic Kittie's house and we wanted to write a fan fic so we were trying to think of something really stupid and all of the sudden one of us thought of Kurama dragging Hiei and Kuronue to a play and that's pretty much it, but if you mean for the plays plot, that's different. Well, as you could tell, the play didn't come until the second chapter because we needed to introduce Friday and randomly add Kuronue. Last time (meaning yesterday) I went to Chaotic Kittie's house we started to think up ideas for the play and… well… I suppose a virus we made up call staredn would explain it… except there were no chocolate chip cookies, heat and rug fumes… To tell you the truth, we were just pulling random stuff out. I'll get a lot weirder later on in the play and that's all that I can tell you for now, but I will tell you that there'll be a new character!

Oh, because I didn't really give you any info about Charley, Riley, Fred and our new character, Keiona, (owned by crazygurl2003) I'll be putting them up here (well, at least as much info as I have)

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Name: Keiona (key-on-a)

Part in Story: Evil person… not exactly sure on everything yet.

Gender: I'm guessing female because crazygurl2003 didn't put what gender. ^^

Race: Demon
Demon Type: fox/water/fire

Interesting Fact (not really I just didn't know what to call it): I'm a thief/assassin I was on a job to kill a Meko and I killed her but she MADE me take her power which was a good thing... I never really understood it... I have Meko's powers now...she was creepy!!

Look: 5 foot, ears tail hair goes past but hair has blue streaks..... eyes are black when mad stormy blue when in a content mood....

Age: looks 15 or16 but is about 180

Moves: Ultimate heal (Meko) takes some BODY energy to restore spirit/health I can only do this 3 times in 1 fight....fire lash: take fire and shape it to a whip and yeah same with water...those are just some moves...b creative cuz I am lazy

Weapons: sword, ninja stars, bow/arrows

Spirit Moves: sword ninja stars, bow/arrows, that boomerang thing Sango has form Inuyasha, daggers

SPECIL POWERS: (didn't know what to call it): telekinetic powers (yeah I can send my teacher flying across the room muhahahahahah) and fly!! (you'll never take me alive coppers *gets shot in the leg* ok ok I give!)

Personality: Girl Hiei what can I say? But I am like Kurama a lil. I have SOME manners but not a lot

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Charley (In other words, my Hiei clone! … I'm just kidding!) :

Part in Story: Main Villain

Race: Half Koorime Half Fire Demon

Gender: Female

Height: 5'

Eye Color: Red w/ Violet Jagan

Hair: Shoulder Length Brown Hair w/ Grown Out Rose Colored Bangs

Age: ????

Signature Attack: It has no name, but I did make it up! I can make my body temperature rise over 2000 degrees C. Good for melting thing and cooking your enemies!

Other Abilities: Well, I'm a fire adept so I can set things on fire. ^_________________________^ And sense I'm also half Koorime I can us healing powers, but only about two or three times a day and since I'm only half Koorime they aren't very strong healing powers.

Status: Thief/Assassin

Quotes: I like Ramen. / Mmm, sweet snow. ^^ / Feh.

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FRED:

Part in Story: Mr. Lord Kuwabara Dude's royal advisor.

Race: Youko

Gender: Female

Height: 6'

Eye color: green

Hair Color: Purple

Age: appears 15 although is really 305 years old

Quote: gay ass fag / fucking asshole

Status: umm…thief/murderer

Personality: umm eviler than Kurama much more evil but also stupider… to an extent umm likes practical jokes… a lot

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Riley (I don't have much info, but I'm hopping that Chaotic Kittie'll put up more when she writes the next chapter) :

Part in Story: Just under Charley in the Villain scale.

Gender: Female

Hair Color: Long and Silver

Eye Color: Violet

Age- Appears 17 although is about 597 years old

Height: 5' 7"

Personality: Smart and serious.

Quote- I'm surrounded by idiots / Bloody Hell

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Disclaimer: I DON'T HAVE HIEI LOCKED UP IN MY CLOSET! NOOOOOOOOOOO, NOT ME! <.< … >.> *cheesy smile* Oh, and crazygurl2003 owns Keiona, I own Charley, Chaotic Kittie owns Riley AND Kitsune's Rose owns Fred! Man that was a mouth-full!

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Okay, if you were paying any attention at all you would know that King Koenma and Queen Boton have arranged for Princess Kurama to marry King Kuwabara of Something Land. You would also know that Charley, the All Mighty Mistress of the Evil Sweet Snow, is planning something… EVIL! And that Kuronue has something to tell Kurama.

Kuronue: Kurama, I have something to tell you! I-I think I- *cell phone rings* Hello?

Cell Phone: Hey, is your refrigerator running?

Kuronue: What is a re-fri-ger-ator?

Cell Phone: … Uh, gotta go, mother's calling! CLICK BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Kuronue: … HELLO?!… Oh well. *puts cell phone in pocket* Like I was saying, I have something to tell you. I think I love you!

Kurama: What?! You think you love me?! But, Kuronue, I-

Kuronue: Say no more! Now I shall take my leave! Here my trusty stead! *Friday runs on stage* *picks up Friday* Stead, you've gotten a lot heavier, maybe you should cut down on the meow mix!

Friday: O.O Meow?!

The curtain closes as Kuronue walks off stage. Seconds later the curtains open again showing the same dark room where Charley is. Riley (Chaotic Kittie's altar ego who looks like Kuronue… only not drunk) walks in.

Riley: You sent your monkey for me, what IS plan 9? I was only aware of letter 17.

Yusuke: Number.

Riley: *death glare*

Charley: Away with you monkey!

Yusuke: *death glare* *walks off stage*

Charley: As I was saying, plan 9 is the same plan as letter 17-

Yusuke: NUMBER!!!!

Charley: Sit boy!

Yusuke: GAH! *thud sound*

Charley: We shall execute the plan in several days!

Riley: Why would we want to kill the plan?

Charley: Not kill, execute!

Riley: …

Charley: Never mind!

The curtain closed once again. And now for a quick intermission!

William: Hiei, we've changed the role of your character's sister.

Hiei: Oh?

William: Yes, I thought it would be kind of strange if your sister were played by the same person that plays the queen.

Hiei: … I suppose that would be.

William: So the role shall be played by Yukina.

Hiei: What?! You know, don't you?!

William: Know what?

Hiei: *death glare*

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Kuronue: *drinking beer*

Kurama: Are you sure you should be drinking, Kuronue? I mean, we're in the middle of a play and you're already drunk!

Kuronue: Well not drunk enough! I'm at my best when I'm drunk!

Kurama: Okay, that doesn't even make any sense!

Kuronue: … You know, I think you're right.

Kurama: *sigh* I am surrounded by idiots.

William: Okay people, take your places, we go on in an hour!

Kurama: An hour? Isn't that a little… long?

Hiei: And if we have that long then why do we have to take our places?

William: People, who is the director here?!

Yusuke: Why must you call us "people"?! We are NOT your people!

Kuronue: <.< … >.>

William: Just take your damn place monkey!

Yusuke: *death glare*

William walks over to a girl who is sitting in a chair in a corner reading a script. Guess who! Yes, it's Keiona! ^^

William: That means you too, I hope you know your lines!

Keiona: How can I when I've only had a half of a chapter to study them?!

William: … I. Don't. Know…

Keiona: *throws script at William and walks to stage*

William: Will both female midgets take their places!

Keiona and Charley: *death glare*

And so they took their places… even though they had to wait an hour… and the only ones to go on were Charley, Riley, Yusuke and Keiona. The curtains opened showing the dark set where Charley and her evil money… YUSUKE! first came in… Riley was there too… ^^

Riley: If we're going to run plan lett-

Yusuke: Number!

Riley: LETTER! 9, shouldn't we have someone on the inside?

Charley: Hmm, you're right… I know, I'll send an e-mail, with my new state of the art super computer, to Keiona and she can persuade the messenger to join us! *COM pops up out of nowhere* *starts typing*

Riley: Umm, how can there be a computer in the middle ages?

All: …

Charley: There! All done! *presses button marked: SEND EVIL E-MAIL OF DOOM!!!!* *Keiona pops up out of nowhere like the super COM*

Keiona: You sent me an e-mail, are you really planning to kill him… already?!

Charley: Yes!

Keiona: Okay! ^^ So what do you need from me then?

Charley: I need you to persuade their messenger, Hiei, to join us. If you do so I'll let you torture our poor idiotic pray for a while!

Keiona: I like to torture!

Riley: Who doesn't?!

Charley: Why don't we sing our torture song?! *they all break out into song*

Yusuke: Oh my god, I'm surrounded by idiots!

The curtains close and open a while later revealing Yukina sitting in a chair… which was in a house, of course! ^__^;; Hiei walks in muttering something like: Why does the damn Something Land have to be so fucking far away from Somewhere Land and what the hell kind of names are those anyhow?!

Yukina: Oh, you're finally home!

Hiei: I don't see why I ever had to deliver that pointless message anyway.

Yukina: Seems like the royal advisor isn't doing his job very well lately.

Hiei: No, I just think that Fred's got it in for me.

Just to let you know, Fred is playing a male role in the play, it'll all make a little more sense in a while.

Hiei: He's more of a baby-sitter than an advisor.

Yukina: Now Hiei, you know you shouldn't talk about Mr. Lord Kuwabara Dude like that!

Hiei: Well I'm getting fed up with it! We'd probably be better off in Somewhere Land with Lord Koenma and his fairy git wench!

Yukina: Sadly, I think, I don't doubt that. *crash sound id heard* What was that?!

Hiei: I don't know, but I'm going to go find out. *walks of stage*

Yukina: Be careful! * a blush is seen from Hiei as he quickly walks of stage* *curtains close*

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Okay, there you go, another chapter done! ^^ That was a lot longer than I meant for it to be too (wow, 1,862 words) ! ^__^;; Well a big chapter is good though, right?

Oh, and crazygurl2003, if you want Chaotic Kittie and I to change anything with your character just e-mail me.

Now go review!