Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The Rally ❯ VEGGIES!!! ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

THE RALLY!!!!

Hiei:..... What kind of name is ‘The Rally’?
Kammy: Your so mean *cries*
Kurama: *sighs* Hiei why did you have to say anything?
Hiei: what did I say!?
Yusuke: Ha ha!! Your to innocent to know!!!
Hiei: *glare*
Yusuke: hehe.... -_-
Kammy: *sniff* I’m horrible at writing comedy!!
Kurama: What did you have planned?
Kammy: *evil look* NOT TELLIN’ muhahahahahahahahhahahahah you shall soon
feel my wrath Kurama!!
Kurama: Nani? Why me?!
Kammy: *hic* because I LUV YOU!! YOUR SO KYOOT!!!
Kurama, Hiei, and Yusuke: *large sweatdrop*
Yusuke: *snickers* I feel for you man!
Hiei: *lost*
Kurama: shut up Yusuke!!!
Kammy: Okiee dokiee! I don’t own Yu yu hakusho! And unfortunately I don’t own
Kurama...
Kurama: *scared look* Stay away
Kammy: Anycow.... I also don’t own fire hydrants OR vegetable!!!
Hiei: I’d still like to know what I said to make you cry earlier.
Kammy: Why?
Hiei: so I can make you cry a lot more often!
Kammy: You said you loved Kuwabara and that scared me so much!!!
Hiei: NANI?!?!??!?!?!?! I DID NOT! *draws his katana*
Kammy: *grabs the drawing Hiei did of his sword* wow it looks REAL!!! O_O
Hiei: Baka it IS real!! AND IT’S NOT A DRAWING!
Kurama and Yusuke: Here we go again
Kammy: You said “Draws his katana” THAT MEANS YOU CAN DRAW!!! OH
HIEI CHAN! I’M SO PROUD!
Hiei: *getting red*
Kammy: *screams and runs*
Hiei: *chases after her*
Kurama: *looks at Yusuke* What do you wanna do?
Yusuke: *shrugs* I dunno what do you want to do?
*continue*
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Kammy: Hello again! I will be signing off now! *starts writing*

Yusuke: *eating Chinese food* HOT HOT HOT!! Oh.... it’s MEXICAN!! *looks
horrorfied* *continues eating*
Kuwabara: What drug have you been taking?
Yusuke: MSG Why?
Kuwabara: You need to stop doing it!
Yusuke: Why?
Kuwabara: BECAUSE THAT’S SHAMPOO!!!
Yusuke: No it isn’t! Your thinking about MGM!!
Kuwabara: NO M&M
Yusuke: Whatever! *starts eating the steamed vegetables*
Kurama: *walks in* What’s u--- *sees Yusuke eating the vegetables* AH!
Yusuke and Kuwabara: Huh?
Hiei: I heard screaming... what happened? A boulder fall on the baka! Because if
that’s it I’m not helping!
Yusuke and Kurama: *sweat drop*
Kuwabara: What did you say to me shrimp?!
Hiei: I didn’t say anything TO you carrot top!
Kurama: NO!
Everyone else: *looks at Kurama*
Kurama: Yusuke! How could you?
Yusuke: How could I what?
Kurama: EAT VEGETABLES!!!
Yusuke: Um... I pop them in my mouth?
Kurama: -_-
Hiei and Kuwabara: *Still arguing*
Kurama: That’s it!!!! I’VE HAD IT!!!
Everyone: *blank stare*
Kurama: I’m going on strike!
Hiei: With what? clubs?? Swords?? *thinks of everything that can ‘strike’* An
eggbeater?!
Kurama:....... shut up!
Yusuke: um What did I do?
Kuwabara: I’m lost!
Hiei: That’s your problem not ours!
Kuwabara: Why you!!!
Kurama: No one should eat Vegetables!
Yusuke: Kurama...
Kurama: And Yusuke! Stop eating the Vegetables!
Yusuke: Kuram-
Kurama: Vegetables are plants!
Yusuke: Kura-
Kurama: And plants are my friends!!! >_<
Yusuke: Kur-
Kurama: AndiftheywerealiveI’d.................um................................... ............
Yusuke: Ku-
Kurama: GOING ON STRIKE!
Yusuke: KURAMA!!!
Kurama: *disappears*
Yusuke: *sighs*
Kuwabara: What were you going to tell him?
Yusuke: That he needs to get out more
Hiei: I don’t think so... I think we need to lock him in...
All: *nods*


End of Chapter one!!! I know it sux badly but I can’t write complete humor!! I’m a
more Drama/Angst type! Sorry if it’s so horrorible!

Kammy Young