Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The YYH Boys and Girls Go To A Costume Party!!! ❯ Enter Yume: Sariah;s Guy Has Come To Play and..... Kat's Guy Has Come To...Uhh, Freeze People!!! ^^ ( Chapter 4 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Ash/ YYHGirl/ SilverWhiteWolf: "OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you ssssssssssssooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much, Alexas MY SEXY!!!(of course),
MAIDEN OF TIME AND SPACE, and kalavera491 for your reviews!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM VERY, VERY
GREATFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^________________________________________^ I'M SSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING SOONER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kurama and Ash: *in a tree*

Ash: "I like this hiding place!!!!!!!!" ^^

Kurama: "..... Oh, it's dumb.......... you can stop being sarcastic......"

Ash: O.O "No, I'm not bein' sarcastic!!!!!!!!!!! ^-^ I LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kurama: "Really?!"

Ash: "YUPPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^-^ Oh, by the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know it's a weird chapter title, but I couldn't think of anything! Also, I know I said that Kat
was gonna be the ONLY person I let in my story(besides Sariah and Alexa), BUT since Peril879 has given me her profile anyways, I'm adding her!!!"

Readers: *start sending their profiles*

Ash: "STOPPETH RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, for all you other readers out there, BEFORE you send me you profile FINISH
READING THE CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT "LEAST" THIS PART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am "NOT" accepting anymore
profiles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But since I accepted Peril879 here's her profile, AND Kat's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also remember that Alexa, Sariah, and My profiles are on the previouse chapter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE read the profiles, I will appreciate it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^ By the way, Sariah, Alexa, and me all have "Code Names", they're kewl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^^ So here they are:

Name: Yume Kaitou
Nick Name(s): Rei-Chan
Age: 16(really around Hiei's age)
Gender: Female
Height: 5'1"
Hair: Black hair streaked with violet
Eyes: Baby Blue
Race: 1/2 black panther demon
Place of Birth: Makai(1st life) Ningenkai(2nd life)
Occupation: Rei Kai Tantei/ Huntress
Name of School: Daichichi Private High School
Favorite Subject: Drama, Art, Composion
Relatives: Yusuke(her cousin), Kaitou(lil brother)
Close Friends: Kido, Kurama, Yusuke, Botan(when she isn't being too giggly)
Weapon(s): none
Hobby: Being arrogant, teasing EVERYONE, Mocking Kurama on how hw has to get a girlfriend, picking on Kuwabara with Hiei, drawing, singing, playing with
Kuroko's kid, and pretending to be drunk
Hates: Mukuro, ppl who LOVE friendship(like Tea Gardner too), corporate-types(like Integra Hellsing)
Main Power: Dragon of the Flames of Hell (looks like the Darkness Flame only it has golden flames)
Advantage: Forest or jungles regions
Tactics: Yusuke's tactics -- not thinking at all
Common Tech: Dragon of the Blue Flame Sea
Mentor: Genkai & Toguro
Past Life: Was tortured by the Black Black Club in every way possible and watched the same fone to her family at a young age
Your Costume: Yuna from Final Fantasy X-2
Paired with: Yanagisuwa (Not enough people like him so for once I'll give my character to him)


Name: Kat(known as Katto-chan)Age: 14 (is actually 300)Gender: FemaleHeight: 5'4Hair: Dirty BlondeEyes: baby blue (turn sapphire when angry)Race: 1/2 cat demon (gets cat ears and tail and claws when angry and scares the living crap outta Kuwabara and Yusuke all the time ^^)Place of Birth: ReikaiOccupation: Student/ferry girlName of School: Saraski Junior highFavorite Subject: DramaRelatives: None I am a young but happy loner ^^Close Friends: Hiei, Botan and YukinaWeapon(s): Chaos Blade (looks like Tidus's blade in FFX but is darkish)Hobby: Flirting with Hiei, annoying Yusuke, pulling pranks on Yusuke, always saying that Kurama looks female, singing, dancingHates: Kuwabara, Mukuro, ppl who LOVE friendship(like Tea Gardner =P)Main Power: Dragon of the flames of hell (looks like the darkness flame only it has golden flames)Advantage: Hmmmm.......I guess darkness is my advantageTactics: Don't know ^^U *sees you fall over*Common Tech: Fists of the mortal flameMentor: nonePast Life: Once was a princess who was later exiled for having the power of darkness and then Was a theif and ninja. was also known as the forbidden child. She was killed by Shigure during the time Hiei got his Jagan eye.Your Costume: She's dressed like Sheik from The Legend of Zelda and then later somehow decides to be a school girl instead (O.OU)Paired with: TOUYA!!!! (lol)

Ash: "Okay peoples, read on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^^ Oh, crap!!! I almost forgot again, I don't own Yuyu Hakusho, the Kool Aid Man, Kat, Sariah, Alexa, or
Yume!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kurama and Ash: "PLEASE R&R!!!" ^_^

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< br> CHAPTER 4: ENTER YUME: SARIAH'S GUY HAS COME PLAY AND..... KAT'S GUY HAS
COME TO... UHH, FREEZE PEOPLE!!! ^^



One day before the party and they still haven't found a two guys for Sariah and Kat. See what happens in this chapter. It begins with Sariah, Alexa, Kat, Kurama,
Hiei, Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Koenma at the park, .. again..., talking about who to get. "Enjoy!" ^____^



-A-T-T-H-E-P-A-R-K-

Koenma: "So, Sariah and Kat, you're the only one's without dates?"

Sariah and Kat: -.- *sarcastically* "No."

Koenma: -.- "Don't be smart-aleks with me."

Sariah and Kat: *both raise one eyebrow*

Alexa: *taking pictures of Hiei, with her trusty camera, to put in her binder, on her walls, to worship, ect...*

Hiei: o.O?!

Yusuke and Kuwabara: *look wide-eyed then start laughing their butts off at Hiei*

Hiei: "Hn, SHUT UP!!! *mumbling* God, why me...?!"

Ashley: *arrives and runs up to the group* "Hey guys, what's up?!" ^-^

Yusuke: "Where were you?"

Ashley: "Well,... I was playing a game with my brother and sister... and.. it was this whole crazy thing....."

Sariah: "What happened?!" o.o

Ashley: o.o "Uhh... it's kinda hard to explain, but I... duck taped Suzzuki to the ceiling of the house and Rai to the top of the car.. Ehehe..."

Everyone: "WTF?!?!?!" o.O

Yusuke: "You duck taped your sister and brother to the ceiling and on top of the car?!?!?!"

Ashley: "Yes, yes I did!" ^^

Kurama: "What did they say when you took them down?"

Ashley: "Took them down?"

Everyone except Ashley: *anime fall*

Kurama: "Wha- THEY'RE STILL THERE?!?!?!" O.O

Ashley: "Yes!" ^_^

Yusuke: "You mean you left Suzzuki duck taped to the ceiling and Rai duck taped outside on top of the car?!" *LOL*

Ashley: "Top of the car? He's on the inside taped to the ceiling of the car."

Koenma: O.o "WHOA!!!!!!! THAT'S... ORIGINAL!!!!!!!!"

Everyone: *sweatdrops*

Alexa, Sariah, Kat, Yusuke, and Kuwabara: *ROFLTFAO!!!!!!!* (A/N: ROFLTFAO= Rolling on floor laughing their friggin' arses off!!!!!!!)

Kurama: "Ashley, if they're still there then why are you here?!" O.O

Kat: "Cuz, she's here and not there!" =^.^=

Ashley: "Exactly!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FEAR MY EVILNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ^^

Hiei: -.- "Stupidness..."

Kurama: "But-"

Yusuke: *puts hand on Kurama's shoulder* "Dude, let it go!"

Kat: *has Botan's oar*

Koenma: "Where did you get that?!"

Kat: *puts oar behind back and looks off into space* "No place..." o.o

Ashley: "No, seriously Kat, where did you get it?!"

Sariah: "No, seriously Kat, where did you get it?!"

Ashley: *slowly turns to Sariah* "Are you mocking me?"

Sariah: *looks off into space* "No!"

Ashley: "Okay..."

Sariah: "Okay..."

Ashley: *points at Sariah* "I KNEW IT!!!"

Sariah: *points at Ashley* "I KNEW IT!!!"

Ashley: "STOP IT!!!" >.<***

Sariah: "STOP IT!!!" >.<***

Koenma: "Ooooookaaaaaay..."

Kat/ Ashley and Alexa(singing in the background(in between [brackets])): *singing*
~EVERYONE HAS AIDS!
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS!
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS!
EVERYONE HAS AIDS!

And so this is the end of our story
And everyone is dead from AIDS
It took from me my best friend
My only true pal
My only bright star[He died of AIDS]

Well, I'm gonna march on Washington
Lead the fight and charge the brigades
There's a hero inside of all of us
I'll make them see everyone has AIDS

My father[AIDS!]
My sister[AIDS!]
My uncle and my cousin and her best friends[AIDS, AIDS, AIDS!!!]
The gays and the straights
And the white and the spades

EVERYONE HAS AIDS!
My grandma and my dog 'ol blue[AIDS, AIDS, AIDS!!!]
The pope has got it and so do you[AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS!!!!!!]
C'mon everybody, we got quitting to do[AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS!!!!!!]
We gotta break down these barricades, everyone has
AIDS!
AIDS!
AIDS!
AIDS!
AIDS!
AIDS!
AIDS! AIDS!
AIDS!
AIDS!
AIDS!
AIDS!
AIDS!
AIDS!
AI DS!
AIDS!
AIDS!
AIDS!
AIDS!
AIDS!~

Sariah: *clapping and laughing* "BRAVO!!! BRAVO!!!" ^-^

Yusuke and Kuwabara: *ROFLTFAO!!!!!* "WTF WAS THAT?!?!?!" *laughing like psycho monkeys!!!*

Koenma: o.O "That was random!!!"

Alexa, Kat, and Ashley: "Duh, Koenma!" ^^

Hiei: "Crazy psycho monkey onnas..."

Ashley: "THANK YOU, HIEI!!!!!!! That was the nicest thing you've said to us in....... That was the nicest thing you've said to us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ^-^

Hiei: O.o "Hn...." -.-

Sariah: "Uhh, I forgot why we're here!!!" o.O

Ashley: "Poor Sadi... She's brain dead!!!" ^_^ *pats her on the head*

Sariah: ^^;;;

Alexa: "We were here to see who you and Kat want for dates for the PAR-TAY!!!"

Ashley: *grabs Sariah by the shoulders and starts shaking her* "SARIAH, THINK ABOUT WHO YOU WANT!!!!!" >_<

Sariah: *all swirly-eyed* @_@

Kurama: *pulls Ashley off of Sariah* "Ashley, calm down!"

Sariah: "GASP!!! JIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" o^-^o *thinks about Jin and goes to her little world*

Ashley: *points at Sariah frantically* "I KNEW IT!!!!!!!"

Kurama: "Control yourself."

Yusuke: "Why are you so hyper now?"

Ashley: "AIDS make me hyper!!! O.O WHOA!!!!! That did NOT sound right!!!!!!!" O.o

Kurama: "Ashley, did you forget to take your "special" pills today?"

Ashley: *looks off into space while hiding behind Sariah* "Maybe...!!!"

Kat: *pops up* "TOUYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ^_____________^ *imagines herself huggling Touya to death!!!*

Alexa: "C'mon you guys, let's go get 'em!!!!!" ^_^

Koenma: O.O "You get them, I need to get back to Reikai..... YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!"

Everyone: *sarcastically* "NO!!!!!!!!!!"

-M-A-K-A-I-

Kurama: *holding an unconscious Ashley over his shoulder(on the way here she was being SO hyper that she... tripped over a rock and hit her head on a snail, the
snail came out unscaved!!!)* "How do you suppose we find them?" (A/N: The snail was unscaved, but later died in a sprinting accident... *bows head* Let us all take a moment in silence...)

Yusuke: *grins evilly* "I'll get them here, you guys might want to plug your ears."

Everyone: "OMG!!!" *plugs their ears*

Kurama: *puts Ashley down and plugs her ears, willing to sacrifice himself* (A/N: What a brave soldier!!!!!!! *salutes Kurama*)

Yusuke: *takes in a deep breath* "HEY JIN AND TOUYA, WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?! IT'S US, TEAM URAMESHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kat: *jumps on Yusuke* "STOP YELLIN'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" >_<

Yusuke: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kuwabara: *laughing his friggin' butt off at Yusuke* "HHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA,
URAMESHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kat: "You get yours next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kuwabara: "OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *runs away and pees himself*

Kat: O.O "Uhh!?"

Ashley: *woke up in mid-yell and covered Kurama's ears* ^^

Kurama: ^_^ "Thank you!"

Ashley: "No problem, buddy!!!" ^^

Alexa: "Hey, do you think they'll come?!" >.> <.< o.o *looks around for them frantically*

???: "MMMMHHMMMHHHMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ashl ey: "What the crap was that?!?!?!" o.O

Everyone: "WTF?!?!?!" *looks around*

Sariah: *swirls around* "OMG, Look!!! *points at a tree that Jin's head is stuck inside of* IT'S JIN!!!!!!!!!!" O.o

Alexa: "OMG, JIN, HOW DID YOU GET YOUR HEAD STUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" O.O

Jin: "HMMMHMMHHMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!"

Ashley: *in Australian accent* "Wtf, mate?!?!?!"

Kurama: *sweatdrops* "We have to get him out!"

Ashley: "OMG!!! I have an idea!!!!!" ^_^

Kat: *still has Botan's oar then steals Sariah's*

Sariah: "HEY!!!!!" >.<

Kat: *runs over to Jin with her eyes closed and starts swinging the oars around and starts hitting innocent bystanders*

Random Guy: *sitting next to the tree Jin's head is stuck in with a "First Aid Kit" stand*

Some Dude: *walking by*

Random Guy: "Hey you!!! You want to buy a First Aid Kit?!?!?!"

Some Dude: "No thanks."

Random Guy: "You son of a-" >_<

Kat: *hits Some Dude in the nads then breaks his head open*

Some Dude: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Random Guy: "Cool!!!" *stabs Some Dude in the eye*

Some Dude: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT F**KING HURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Random Guy: *points to his head* "Like a fox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bet you wanna First Aid Kit now, huh f**ker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" >_<

Kurama: "I am not insane..... as much as you think I am..."

Sariah: *runs over to Random Guy and Some Dude and beats them up* "NO CUSSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" >.<

Everyone except Kat and Sariah: O.O;;; *sweatdrops*

Ashley: *raises hand* "Umm, I had an idea..." o.o

Yusuke: "What is it?"

Ashley: *opens mouth about to tell her idea*

Kat: *runs by screaming and runs over to Jin and swings the oars around hitting Jin in the process*

Jin: *getting hit*
"MHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sariah: *tackles Kat* "STOP HURTING MY LITTLE JIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" >_<

Kat: *was tackled* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

Sariah: *starts nawing on Kat's head*

Kat: "OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" >.<

Alexa: *runs over and pulls Sariah off of Kat* "Sadi, stop eating our friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Everyone: O.O

Ashley: -.- *is all flustered cuz no one will let her tell her idea*

Kurama: "Okay, let's let Ashley tell her idea now..." O.O

Ashley: -.- "Hn.. nerf...!" *explodes the tree*

Everyone: O.o;;;

Jin: *face kind of blotchy with dirt and soot from the blast* "Woowee, that was some blast it was!!!" ^___^

Ashley: O.O "Sorry, Jin...!!!!!!"

Jin: ^_____^ "It's ok!"

Sariah: "Are you all right?!"

Jin: "Yup!!! I'm fine!!!" ^^

Yusuke: "Hey, Jin, tomorrow is Halloween and-"

Jin: "Are we goin' trick or treatin'?!?!?!" ^___________^

Yusuke: -.-* "No, we're all going to a party and we want to know if-"

Jin: *clapping* "Is there goin' to be candy there?!?!?!" ^_____________^

Yusuke: *mumbling* "Razzle frazzle crapness of monkey doodoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -.-**

Jin: "Yusuke?" o.o?

Yusuke: "I'll check, now do you-"

Jin: *holding Lucky in his hand* "Can I bring me friend Lucky?!" ^_____^

Lucky: "Lucky Charms, they're magically-"

Jin: "Shut up!!!" *throws Lucky on the ground and knocks him out*

Yusuke: *gettin' REALLY flustered* -.-***

Jin: *whispers in Sariah's ear* "He always says that...!" ^^

Yusuke: "JIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-"

Hiei: *interrupts Yusuke on purpose* "Do you want to go to the party? Sariah needs a date."

Jin: *turns to Sariah* "Sariah, you need a date fer the party???"

Sariah: "Yes..." ^^"

Jin: "I'd be happy to be yur date!!!!!!!!!!" ^_________^

Sariah: *blushing furiously* o^.^o "Thank you!!!"

Yusuke: O.O*************** >_< "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!" *starts running around like a crazy monkey slapper... then, gets close lined by a tree and is knocked out!!!*

Alexa, Kat, and Ashley: *grab Jin and run behind a tree*

Kurama, Sariah, and Kuwabara: O.o?

Hiei: *mumbling to himself* "Oh yeah, Hiei, you're so cool. You were all evil interrupting Yusuke and now he's dead, I am so good!"

Jin: "What are ya guyz doin'?" o.O???

Ashley: "Well, we did come here to see if you wanted to be Sariah's date, but we just wanna make sure that you know that Sariah didn't need "just" a date-"

Alexa and Kat: "SHE LOVES YOU WITH ALL OF HER BEING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ^_____________________^

Jin: *starts blushing like crazy!!!* "Wowwee...!!!" ^^

Ashley: ^^ "EVERY day she says how cute you are and how much she loves you and-"

Sariah: *walks up to them* -.- "What are you guys talking about?"

Alexa: *looks nervous* "Oh, yes Ashley, I like television too!!!" ^^;;;

Kat: "Topographical!!!!!" ^________________^

Sariah, Jin, Alexa, and Ashley: "WTF?!?!?!" O.o

Sariah: "What does that mean?!"

Kat: "I dunno!!!" ^-^

???: *looks down from tree*

Kat: *looks up* "OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOUYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Touya: *kinda surprised* "H-Hi, Kat..."

Jin: "Touya, ya saw me with me head stuck, why didn't ya help me?!?!?!"

Kat: "TOUYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ^______________________________________________^ *takes out axe*

Sariah, Jin, Alexa, and Ashley: "OMG, KAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kat: *chopping the tree down* "DON'T WORRY, TOUYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL HAVE YOU DOWN IN A FEW MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Touya: "KAT, STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN GET DOWN MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" O.O

Kat: "NONSENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *keeps on chopping the tree down* ^______________________^

Sariah, Jin, Alexa, and Ashley: *runs away*

Kurama: "WHAT IS KAT DOING?!?!?!?!?!" O.O

Sariah: "SHE'S CHOPPING DOWN THE TREE TOUYA'S IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yusuke: *still unconscious*

Kurama: "WHY?!?!?!"

Kat: "TIMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ^___________________________________^

Tree: *falling over*

Touya:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O.O!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: "OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!"

Touya: *jumps off of tree into the air* "That was close! *looks back at the falling tree then looked in front of him* OMG!!!!!!!!!!" *hits another tree and slides down and HITS EVERY SINGLE BRACH ON THE WAY DOWN(Even the ones on the opposite side, figure that one out)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Kat: "OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY TOUYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *runs over to Touya*

Touya: *is all dazed* "Huuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh.........................."

Tree: "OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT FECKING HURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CUT ME DOWN, YOU'RE FREAKIN' CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" >___<

Kat: "So many things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ^-^ (A/N: I hope that doesn't offend you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Yusuke: *wakes up* "OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE TREE, IT TALKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *goes back to being unconscious*

Tree: "HEY, HEY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Random Guy: *is injured from the beating Sariah gave him* "WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" >.<

Tree: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WHAT"?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I WANT A FIRST AID KIT, FREAKIN' IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Random Guy: "Oh!!!!!" *gives Tree a First Aid Kit* Come again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Everyone: O.O *in Australian accent* "WTF, MATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

???: "Hi, guyz!!! Whoa!!!!! What happened to you, Touya?!" ^____________^

Everyone: *turns around*

Yusuke: *suddenly wakes up*

Ashley: ^_____^ "Hey!!! It's-"

Boys: "OH GOD NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sariah and Alexa: "Hewwo, Yume!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ^__________________^

Yume: "Hi, again!!!" ^^

Kat: "Hey, dude!!!!!" ^___^

Yume: "Hey, why aren't you glad to see me?!" ^_^

Boys: *trembling with fear*

Ashley: "It's cuz you make fun of them and beat up Kuwabara and stuff!!!" ^^

Boys: *nod*

Yume: "Well, I make fun of everyone, but I don't always make fun of Hiei, Touya, and Jin!!!" *grabs Hiei, Touya, and Jin*

Sariah: *stands next to Jin* ^^

Yume: "But man, Kuwabara, you're just plain down right stupid!!!" ^___^

Hiei: "EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!"

Yume: "And, Kurama-"

Kat: "FEMALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ^^

Ashley: "HE IS NOT A FEMALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *tackles Kat*

Kat: *was tackled* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yume: "Anyways... Kurama, you SO NEED to get a girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean, "almost" all the girls that come into contact with you immediately fall in love with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So choose one all ready!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Alexa: "That's because they think he looks sexy!!! *looks at Hiei* SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *pounces on Hiei*

Kurama: "Yume, I do not need a girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Hiei: "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *was pounced on*

Ashley: "Yeah well, those girls are shallow!!!!!!!!!!" >_<

Kat: "Oh, Yume, you can't make fun of Kurama for not having a girlfriend anymore!!!!!!!" ^^ *looks at Ashley smirking*

Ashley: *blushing* "WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!" >.<

Kat: ^______________________________^

Ashley: "You're sooooooooooo mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" >_<

Yume: *runs over to Yusuke and gives him a wedgie revealing his teddy bear undies!!!* "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !"

Kuwabara: *laughing his butt off pointing at Yusuke*

Kat: *beats up Kuwabara and laughs at Yusuke and Kuwabara's simultanious pain*

Kuwabara: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yusuke: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I'LL NEVER HAVE
CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" >__________<

Yume: "Aunt Atsuko can't help you now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_____^ *pulls up harder then lets go of Yusuke* EVILNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yusuke: *drops to the ground and winces* "Why meeeeeeeeeeee?!?!?!"

Yume: "Don't worry, I was doing it to Kaitou before I got here!!!" ^-^

Kurama: "Kaitou? Why?" o.o

Yume: "Cuz, he's my lil' bro and it's my duty and right as a big sister!!!!!"

Ashley: o.o "I don't do that to my brother.....!!!"

Alexa: "Yeah, you just duck tape him to the inside ceilings of cars!!!" -.-

Yusuke: *pops up* "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaitou is your brother?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

Yume: "Duh yeah!!!!!"

Yusuke: "B-But I'm your cousin so that means... OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KAITOU IS MY COUSIN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

Yume: O.o "Uhhh, yeah...!!!!!"

Yusuke: *in Matrix slow motion form*
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Alexa: >.>;;;

Sariah: <.<;;;

Ashley: o.o;;;

Everyone: *sweatdrops*

Yusuke: *starts running around in confusion and disbelief*
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *gets close lined... again......*

Ashley: "Uhhhh, oooooooookaaaaaaaaaay......." o.O

Sariah: "Hey, did you guys know that Yume is coming to the party?!" ^^

Kuwabara: "OH NO!!!!!!!!!!"

Kurama: "OH NO!!!!!!!!!!"

Jin: "OH NO!!!!!!!!!!"

Touya: "OH NO!!!!!!!!!!"

Kool Aid Man: "OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!"

Girls: O.o?!

Alexa and Sariah: "Hi, Kool Aid Man!!!!!" ^^

Kool Aid Man: *pours everyone a glass of Kool Aid*

Jin: "Yummy!!!!!!!!!!" ^_^

Alexa: "Yume, who are you going to the PAR-TAY with?!" ^-^

Yume: "Yana!!!!!" ^_________________^

Ashley: "Sooooooo......... what now?" o.o

Kurama: "Umm, let's go and rest up for tomorrow."

So, everyone went home, leaving the unconscious Yusuke right were he was!!! And he was never heard from again....... UNTIL THE NEXT DAY!!!!! ^-^

-TBC-

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Ash/ YYHGirl/ SilverWhiteWolf: "WHOA!!!!! That was a LONG chapter!!! Should've told you that at the top..." ^-^;;;

Kurama: "breaks a branch off*

Ash: "What's that for?!" O.o

Kurama: "We might need it later."

Ash: "Ooooookaaaaaaaaay..... Whatever you say, buddy!!!!!" ^_^

Kurama and Ash: "PLEASE REVIEW!!!" ^_^