Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Things the Yu Yu Hakusho Characters Would Never Say ❯ Chapter Three ( Chapter 3 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Quote: It still freaks me out that Pac Man has legs, Pac Man is supposed to be a ball with a compulsive eating disorder, a ball!
Hello again! I�m back with more quotes! Aren�t you proud of me?! ^_____________________________________^ � No? Fine then! I�ll give you them anyways!
Oh, and thank you for the quotes (Not you Kitsunes_Rose, you�re so mean to me?! Why be mean to me, your little midget?! Okay, I still say that doesn�t sound right.)
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From Okane:
Kuwabara: I�m so retarded.
Yusuke: Why?
Kuwabara: I tried dialing 911 and I couldn�t find the 11.
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From Rei Jaganshi:
Hiei: *singing* I like big BUTTS and I cannot lie! You other brothers can�t deny�
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Again, thank you for the quotes Okane and Rei Jaganshi! ^_______^
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Hiei: *turns chibi* GAH! I�m even shorter! � AND CUTE! *jumps out window� AGAIN!*
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Kurama: *in youko form* <.< � >.> � <.< � >.>
Kuwabara: What�s wrong with Kurama?
Yusuke: I think he knows about our little plan to get him F-I-X-E-D.
Kurama: I can spell, you know!
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Hiei: GAH! A MOUSE!
Yusuke: Where, where?! <.< � >.>
Hiei: There! *points to Kuwabara*
Kuwabara: Hey, what are you doing with that fly swatter?!
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Kurama: Hello, Hiei. Would you like some sweet snow?
Hiei: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH, SWEET SNOW! *jumps out window� yet again*
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Kurama: Dead roses are cool! ^_____________________^
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Kuwabara: *Eikachi walks up* GAH! THE MAN EATING KITTEN IS BACK! *jumps on table* Sh-shoo little man eating kitty-cat! No need to eat me!
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Hiei: *whacking demon with ukulele* *ukulele brakes in half* Ukulele no good!
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Hiei: *holding stick that�s on fire* Ooooooooooooooh, fire pretty. *sticks fire in mouth* And it doesn�t taste to bad either! ^____________________^
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Yusuke: Coffeecoffeecoffee!Ilovecoffeee,doyoulovecoffee,Ilovecoffee ^_____________________________________________^
All Except Yusuke: �
Yusuke: *looks in mug which is empty* WHEREDIDMYCOFFEGO?!Didyoutakeit?!Orwasityou?!Oryou?!Youdiditdidn�tyou?! *points to Hiei*
Hiei: You need a hobby.
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Boton: *sigh* Work sure is slow. Nobody�s died today! Maybe if I just�
Koenma: *appears in sky* Boton, what have I told you about killing people?!
Boton: Nothing.
Koenma: � Well I never really thought it would come up� but don�t do it anyway! *disappears*
Boton: You I will get in your sleep! *takes out cleaver and strokes it* BUWAHAHAHAH- *cough cough* *gasp*
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Kurama: Oh you are so wrong, like a little wrong thing that is mistaken!
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Why Kurama Never Moved to New York:
1.) Kurama: Ow, who put that building in my way?
2.) Kurama: I am not feeling like all that and a bag of chips anymore.
3.) Kurama: Perhaps I have obtained game.
4.) Kurama: *tries to throw basket ball into hoop* *misses*
Hiei: (I don�t know where he came from either) What happened?! I am beginning to think that you do not have game at all!
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Why You Should Never Trust Hiei:
1.) Hiei: Oh, did I forget to warn you about the bottomless pits?
2.) Hiei: Ow, I think I bit both my tongues!
3.) Hiei: Irreversible?! � Does that mean it�s water proof?
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There you go, a nice decent sized chapter! ^__________________^ But, again, I am all out of quotes so PLEASE! Send them in!
Now be good viewers and review, okay?
And remember� BYE!
Hello again! I�m back with more quotes! Aren�t you proud of me?! ^_____________________________________^ � No? Fine then! I�ll give you them anyways!
Oh, and thank you for the quotes (Not you Kitsunes_Rose, you�re so mean to me?! Why be mean to me, your little midget?! Okay, I still say that doesn�t sound right.)
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From Okane:
Kuwabara: I�m so retarded.
Yusuke: Why?
Kuwabara: I tried dialing 911 and I couldn�t find the 11.
______________________________________________________
From Rei Jaganshi:
Hiei: *singing* I like big BUTTS and I cannot lie! You other brothers can�t deny�
______________________________________________________
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Again, thank you for the quotes Okane and Rei Jaganshi! ^_______^
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Hiei: *turns chibi* GAH! I�m even shorter! � AND CUTE! *jumps out window� AGAIN!*
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Kurama: *in youko form* <.< � >.> � <.< � >.>
Kuwabara: What�s wrong with Kurama?
Yusuke: I think he knows about our little plan to get him F-I-X-E-D.
Kurama: I can spell, you know!
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Hiei: GAH! A MOUSE!
Yusuke: Where, where?! <.< � >.>
Hiei: There! *points to Kuwabara*
Kuwabara: Hey, what are you doing with that fly swatter?!
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Kurama: Hello, Hiei. Would you like some sweet snow?
Hiei: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH, SWEET SNOW! *jumps out window� yet again*
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Kurama: Dead roses are cool! ^_____________________^
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Kuwabara: *Eikachi walks up* GAH! THE MAN EATING KITTEN IS BACK! *jumps on table* Sh-shoo little man eating kitty-cat! No need to eat me!
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Hiei: *whacking demon with ukulele* *ukulele brakes in half* Ukulele no good!
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Hiei: *holding stick that�s on fire* Ooooooooooooooh, fire pretty. *sticks fire in mouth* And it doesn�t taste to bad either! ^____________________^
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Yusuke: Coffeecoffeecoffee!Ilovecoffeee,doyoulovecoffee,Ilovecoffee ^_____________________________________________^
All Except Yusuke: �
Yusuke: *looks in mug which is empty* WHEREDIDMYCOFFEGO?!Didyoutakeit?!Orwasityou?!Oryou?!Youdiditdidn�tyou?! *points to Hiei*
Hiei: You need a hobby.
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Boton: *sigh* Work sure is slow. Nobody�s died today! Maybe if I just�
Koenma: *appears in sky* Boton, what have I told you about killing people?!
Boton: Nothing.
Koenma: � Well I never really thought it would come up� but don�t do it anyway! *disappears*
Boton: You I will get in your sleep! *takes out cleaver and strokes it* BUWAHAHAHAH- *cough cough* *gasp*
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Kurama: Oh you are so wrong, like a little wrong thing that is mistaken!
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Why Kurama Never Moved to New York:
1.) Kurama: Ow, who put that building in my way?
2.) Kurama: I am not feeling like all that and a bag of chips anymore.
3.) Kurama: Perhaps I have obtained game.
4.) Kurama: *tries to throw basket ball into hoop* *misses*
Hiei: (I don�t know where he came from either) What happened?! I am beginning to think that you do not have game at all!
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Why You Should Never Trust Hiei:
1.) Hiei: Oh, did I forget to warn you about the bottomless pits?
2.) Hiei: Ow, I think I bit both my tongues!
3.) Hiei: Irreversible?! � Does that mean it�s water proof?
______________________________________________________
There you go, a nice decent sized chapter! ^__________________^ But, again, I am all out of quotes so PLEASE! Send them in!
Now be good viewers and review, okay?
And remember� BYE!