Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ What gift not to give a YuYu Hakusho Cast member ❯ What not to give Genkai ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

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This is a story about what not to give a Yu yu hakusho character. And how they would all mess it up. These are all the answers to The crew's questions weather or not these are good gifts. All answers by Kurai. In no way was this ment to come out insulting.



Yusuke asked," Hey Kurai, Is this a good choice for Genkai?" Kurai replied, "Yusuke, the body butter, and Chocolate pain set is not a good choice. Geeze, you are a hentai."

Kurama asked," Hey Kurai, Is this a good choice for genkai?" Kurai replied," Kurama, Genkai is alergic to roses. And.. Achooo! Aparently so am I."

Touya asked," Hey Kurai, Is this a good choice for genkai?" Kurai replied," Touya, an ice sword is not a practical gift. It melts. Not everyone can keep it frozen like you do."

Kazuma kuwabara asked," Hey Kurai, Is this a good choice for genkai?" Kurai replied," Kuwabara, Thats a three day old movie stub. Are you even trying?"

Hiei asked," Onna, Is this the right choice for The old Onna?" Kurai replied," Hiei, I don't think she wants a headless chicken. I guess its the thought that counts though."

Chu asked slurred," Hey Kurai, Is this a good choice for genkai?" Kurai replied," Chu, An empty sake bottle is not a gift. (Sniff Sniff) Are you drunk?!"

Keiko asked," Hey Kurai, Is this a good choice for genkai?" Kurai replied," Keiko, The bedroom game is not apropriate. Is Yusuke turning you into a pervert?"

Hiei asked Again," Hey Kurai, Is this a good choice for genkai?" Kurai replied," No Hiei. Now get that chicken out of here. Its starting to stink up the place."

Jin asked," Hey Kurai, Would you like to be my girlfriend?" Kurai replied," No Jin, I don't want to be your girlfriend. (Sniff sniff) Did you get into chu's Sake?"

Yukina asked," Hey Kurai, Is this a good choice for genkai?" Kurai replied," Please stop crying Yukina. I know hosekei stones are pretty, but at this rate you'll pass out from dehydration."

Rinku asked," Hey Kurai, Is this a good choice for genkai?" Kurai replied," Um, A YoYo is not a good gift for Genkai, Rinku. Especialy one with demonic powers."

Keiko asked again," Hey Kurai, Is this a good choice for genkai?" Kurai replied," Is that the same thing of body butter Yusuke just brought me? Keiko, You need help.. Now."

Kurama asked," Hey Kurai, Is this a good choice for genkai?" Kurai replied," No Kurama, She's alergic to Tulips too.. ( Loud sneeze.) Great, a rash."

Hiei asked," Hey Kurai, Is this a good choice for genkai?" Kurai replied," Take that dang chicken away Hiei. Genkai is getting angry at me."

Yukina asked," Hey Kurai, Is this a good choice for genkai?" Kurai replied," No Yukina, she hates swan sculptures. And its melting all over Rinku's painting. Oh now he's crying too!"

Kuwabara asked," Hey Kurai, Is this a good choice for genkai?" Kurai replied," Kazuma, that is a pack of gum. You even opened it to get at a peice. You are a cheepskate!"

Shizuru asked," Hey Kurai, Is this a good choice for genkai?" Kurai replied," Are you trying to give her cancer Shizuru? I mean we just got her back, and You try to kill her!"

Hiei asked," Hey Kurai, Is this a good choice for genkai?" Kurai replied," For the last time NO! Hiei if you are so obsessed with her getting a animal, Bring back a live goat or something."

Jin asked," Hey Kurai, Will you go out with me?" Kurai replied," Jin, I still don't want to be your girlfriend. I'm with Hiei remember?( Jin says something) Don't take that tone of voice with me!"

Kurama asked," Hey Kurai, Is this a good choice for genkai?" Kurai replied," Those better not be Daffodiles. I'm deathly alergic... ( Passes out.)"

Kurai looked onto the scene and gave a great sigh," Great, He forgot the stupid chicken, and sacrificed the Goat right in front of Yukina. Now she, and Rinku are crying."

Chu asked," Hey Kurai, Is this a good choice for genkai?" Kurai replied," No Chu, she dosent like alcohol.. Is that baleys? No just leave it here, And I'll take it. ( Snarls when he tried to take it back.)"



Kurama: Kurai? Are you drunk?

Kurai: (Hicup's softly) Um.. No?

Kurama: (Sniff Sniff) Why do you smell like baleys?

Kurai: Uh... (Hicups again)

Kurama: And why are you holding that empty bottle?

Kurai: Cause its my happy bottle friend?

Kurama: I think you need a bath.


To be continued. Next time What not to get Yusuke for a gift.