Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Whose Line Is It Anyway? Yu Yu Hakusho Style! ❯ Suzuki, Juri, Touya, and WHO?! ( Chapter 5 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Disclaimers: Whose Line Is It Anyway? belongs to whomever created the show, all Yu Yu Hakusho characters belong to themselves and their creator, Yoshihiro Togashi. Shin and her demon self Inu Kodoku belong to me, seeing as she is me. Ryuka belongs to herself, though she's an OC of my Aoitsuki Yurai fanfic. Any random original characters belong to me. 
 
A/N: I'm sorry it's taken so long to put another show up, I've been working my ass off at school, other fanfics, and drawing. I'm still working on a Thanksgiving drawing for you guys. The Halloween is up and the link's in my profile. Anyway. Our last show had Jin, Yoko, Hiei, and Suzaku! Let's see who the next victims.... I mean contestants are. *smile* 
 
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Shin: Hello and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? Yu Yu Hakusho Style! The show where our marvelous actors make up everything on the spot and the points don't matter. Yes, the points are as worthless as Iwamoto's teaching. At the end of the show I'll pick a winner to do something special and the losers will be suspended over Tokyo in a clear plastic box for the remainder of the year. *laughter* I'm your host, Shin, back from my little personality switch with Inu. Today our fan girl control comes in the form of the three boys from Dragon Knights, by Mineko Ohkami, Rath with his dragon, Fire. 
 
Rath: *with Fire sitting on his head* Lots of demons here! *grin* Do I get to kill them?! 
 
Shin: NO KILLING THE DEMONS, RATH! You're basically one yourself, eesh. 
 
Rath: Dammit. This sucks. *sulks in his seat* 
 
Shin: The elf prince, Rune, and his dragon Water! 
 
Rune: *smacks Rath in the back of the head* We were hired to do work here! Don't blow it! *Water nods from Rune's shoulder.* 
 
Shin: And of course, the human thief turned dragon knight, Thatz, and his dragon, Earth. 
 
Thatz: *Has Earth sitting on his shoulder* Do we get to eat after this? 
 
Shin: You get an all you can eat buffet after this. Just do your work and it'll be free. It's great having all three of you here, but Rath, don't kill any demons... Unless I tell you which ones. *grin* Ok. Our contestants tonight are... Die young and leave a pretty corpse, Suzuki! *focus on Suzuki*, They don't pay me enough... It's Juri! *Focus on Juri, who waves*, The demon who can give you a cold, It's Touya! *focus on Touya* And The blue haired, boy band worthy, demon.. Shishiwa... WHAT?! *sees an empty seat at the end* Ryuka! Where's Shishi?! 
 
Ryuka: *Walks past the three Dragon Knights as they hold back the fan girls, wearing a stage manager's head set* I don't know. I saw him in his dressing room when I told him there were five minutes before the show started, but now he's gone. Plus, there's a strange howling coming from the basement. 
 
Shin: *panicked look* Then who's going to replace him?! 
 
Ryuka: *Hesitantly* Well... We do have ONE understudy here. 
 
Shin: We have understudies for contestants? 
 
Ryuka: *glances at the dragon, Hinote, on her shoulder, who's wearing a mini version of a headset* Yes, the only one here is... Karasu... 
 
Shin: *stares at Ryuka* K... Karasu? We let the dude in the studio?! 
 
Karasu: *appears right next to Shin* You called? 
 
Shin: *shrieks and leaps up to the ceiling* DON'T DO THAT! *clinging to one of the lights* 
 
Karasu: Hello Shin. *disappears, reappearing next to Kurama in an empty seat* Hello Kurama. 
 
Kurama: AH! *pales and decides to join Shin in the act of clinging to the light* 
 
Ryuka: Now that was an interesting reaction from both of them. Karasu! Stop scaring the host and Kurama! *Hinote snorts in agreement* 
 
Karasu: I was just saying hello. *evil grin* And having a bit of fun. 
 
Ryuka: You know very well that you've traumatized both of them from your actions during the Dark Tournament! *looks up at Shin and Kurama* Shin, get down here right now! You've got a show to do! Kurama, just get down here! 
 
Kurama: Alright. *drops down, landing gracefully in front of Ryuka, but glares at Karasu* Just keep that crow away from me. 
 
Shin: I can't trust that guy! Wait... *looks around* Where'd he go? 
 
Karasu: Nice view from up here. *Hanging from the cat walk above Shin* 
 
Shin: NYA! *drops from the light, landing not so gracefully on top of Kurama* STOP DOING THAT! 
 
Kurama: *Gets to feet and helps Shin stand up. Then sits down in his seat, glaring at Karasu* 
 
Ryuka: That was helpful. Hey Karasu! Thanks for getting the cowardly wolf to come down here. *Looks at Shin, who glares at her* Stop glaring and start the freakin' show! We're way behind schedule. 
 
Shin: *sighs* fine, fine. I'll start the show, but please keep Karasu in check. *sits down at the desk* 
 
Karasu: *appears in the empty seat that Shishi was supposed to occupy* 
 
Ryuka: *sits in her special chair to keep an eye on Karasu and Rath, just incase he started attacking demons* Oh, in case you haven't noticed, Shin, Karasu won't be able to blow things up if he touches them. Well, he still can, but he's finally learned how to suppress that power. He rarely even needs his mask anymore. I think Toguro being dead helps. 
 
Shin: That's a comforting thought. *clears throat* Ok, our last contestant is the sadistic, bomb happy crow... Karasu! *Scattered and nervous applause as the camera focuses on Karasu* Our first game is "Weird Newscasters!" All contestants will participate in this game. Suzuki, you're the anchor of a news program, Juri is your co-anchor, who is a ditzy cheerleader who keeps cracking her gum. Touya is the sports dude who keeps turning into a monster whenever he hears someone crack their gum. Karasu's the weather man who's a violent old lady at a bargain sale in the mall. Begin when the music plays. 
 
*News intro music plays* 
 
Suzuki: Welcome to the news. I'm Luvstu Cheatum, former lawyer at the Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe law firm. On today's news, several senior citizens were committed when they ran through the park, screaming about a talking trash pile *laughter* Later they were released when the authorities discovered that the trash pile was the local bat demon idiot, Koumori, and he was arrested for impersonating a trash pile and harassing senior citizens. 
 
Shin: *laughs* Yay for the authorities! 
 
Suzuki: Now, here's my co-anchor, Ineda Netfast, with more news. 
 
Juri: *Ditzy cheerleader, who cracks her gum* Yeah, like in today's news, I turned down a date from the geekiest kid in school. *cracks gum* 
 
Touya: *by Shin's desk.* erg... *twitches a bit* 
 
Juri: And I totally caught the fashion rejects raiding the fridge in the cafeteria. No wonder they're a bunch of rejects. 
 
Suzuki: Ok, it's time for sports with Mr. Ice! 
 
Touya: Thanks, Luvstu. In today's game, the Dogs tore up the Cats in their annual tournament. During the basketball game, the Ninjas were given a penalty for illegal use of their throwing stars. 
 
Juri: *Cracks gum* 
 
Touya: *suddenly freezes and starts shaking violently* RAWRG! *leaps on Shin's desk and starts tossing the papers everywhere* 
 
Shin: Ah! *stares as Touya rips the paper* There goes chapter 9 for Aoitsuki Yurai. *sighs* 
 
Touya: *Stops ripping paper and falls over* Sorry! *gets back up* In baseball, the Makai Demons face off against the Reikai Angels in the world series. 
 
Juri: Ew... Sports are sooo totally boring *cracks gum* 
 
Touya: *shakes again and roars* RAWRG! *starts tearing up things and destroying objects, but falls over when an empty cup hits him* 
 
Suzuki: Ok, that was exciting. 
 
Juri: Yeah, whatever. That guy was a freak. *Cracks gum* 
 
Touya: *twitches and growls* 
 
Suzuki: Um... Let's go over to the weather man, Chalupa! 
 
Karasu: *A violent, old lady at a bargain sale at the mall* Well, it's cloudy in Sunnyville and sunny over in St. Cloud. *old lady voice* That's my skirt! *snatches violently at something, waving a cane he found* Anyway, a hurricane has hit Calm Clam City and thunderstorms are booming all around Canada! MINE! MINE! MINE! *grabs several things from people and hits Suzuki with the cane* I am the ruler of bargain sales! 
 
Audience: *laughing like crazy at Karasu's act* 
 
Shin: *looks around and then at Ryuka* Hm... Maybe I misjudged the crow. *chuckles as she watches Karasu fight with Suzuki over a pitcher* He's pretty good at this. *watches Karasu hit Suzuki over the head and hide under the piano.* Really good. *bursts out laughing and presses buzzer* Ok... Ok! Great job guys! Million points to all of you. *looks at Karasu*Hey, Chalupa! Not too shabby for a sadistic bombaholic. *grins* Alrighty! Our next game is "Whose Line!" This is for Touya and Karasu! *the two walk down* Ok! In this game, the two act out a scene and every now incorporate audience suggested lines on pieces of paper that are in the hats. *Hands a hat to Karasu and one to Touya* In this scene, Touya is a Kung-Fu master and is training his student, Karasu, but the training isn't what Karasu thought it was. Go! 
 
Touya: Remember this, Grasshopper, Wax on. *Makes a motion.* Wax off. *makes a motion.* 
 
Karasu: I'm sick of waxing the damn car! I thought you were going to train me in the ancient art of Kung-Fu! 
 
Touya: Wash car first! Learn ancient fighting style later! 
 
Karasu: Stupid old fart. *glares at Touya as he pretends to wash and wax a car* 
 
Touya: Impudent student. *pulls out a line* Don't make me get the giant robot in here! Then you will be sorry. 
 
Karasu: You have a giant robot?! Where?! Let me see it! C'mon! I'm done waxing! *pulls out a line* It smells like freshly cut, spring flowers spewing over a babbling brook with a hint of lemon! 
 
Touya: What a wonderful scent. Come. I have much to teach you! *gestures to the wall* To balance your senses, you must change the color of the house. *hands him a bucket and brush* Paint. 
 
Karasu: I painted your shed yesterday and now your house! What kind of training is this! 
 
Touya: The character building kind! Now paint! Or you will never learn the ancient art of Kung-Fu! 
 
Karasu: What would the masters that came before you say about this if they saw what you were doing? 
 
Touya: They would say two things: *pulls out two lines* Kiss me I'm Hungarian! And May you find happiness and peace in a Goldfish box. That is what they taught me. 
 
Karasu: You're Hungarian? I thought you were Chinese?! *thinks* What have you done with the Goldfish box? I want happiness and peace. 
 
Touya: Be patient, Grasshopper, you must change house color now. 
 
Karasu: This is exasperating! *pulls out a line* Free wiggly-jiggly Flan for all! *holds something up* Come and get the Flan! 
 
Touya: MY FLAN! *leaps on Karasu and the two start fighting in Kung-Fu style until Karasu pins him* See what your work has given you! You know Kung-Fu, Grasshopper! *Pulls out line* Don't drink the Koolaid! 
 
Karasu: Why would I? YAY! *pulls out line* I am Hyperactive Chessman! WHOO! 
 
Shin: *presses buzzer as guys return to seat* That was excellent! Thousand points to you guys! Anyway. Stay tuned because there's more Whose Line Is It Anyway? Yu Yu Hakusho Style coming up! 
 
*Commercials - Boo!, Show back- YAY!* 
 
*The studio image returns just as Karasu pops up in front of Shin, causing her to shriek and scramble back to Kurama, who glares at him* 
 
Karasu: That's still too much fun to pass up. 
 
Ryuka: *warning tone* Karasu, quit it! You've done it enough during the commercial break! You've scared the poor youkai enough! Now go sit! 
 
Karasu: *flashes an evil grin at Shin and Kurama before returning to his seat, chuckling* 
 
Shin: *returns to desk after regaining composure* Ok.... Welcome back to the show. As you can see, Karasu's good at this, but he's too into the idea of scaring Kurama and me. *glares at Karasu* Anyway, our next game is "Greatest Hits!" In this game, Juri and Suzuki are advertising a greatest hits album and Touya will be singing them with the help of our guest musician, Zorak, from Space Ghost Coast To Coast! Now, audience, name an occupation that you wanted to be! 
 
Audience: (Doctor, Lawyer, Clown,) Assassin! 
 
Shin: Assassin! I like that one! Songs of the Assassin! Take it away! 
 
Suzuki: Hello, I'm Hanoosh, and this is my friend. 
 
Juri: Sammich. *Suzuki gives her an odd look* One of the favorite jobs of many youkai is the job of being an assassin! 
 
Suzuki: So we've compiled over a year's worth of songs on to a hundred volume CD set! It's called Songs of the Assassin! Hey, Sammich, do you hear that funky beat? 
 
Juri: Why yes I do, Hanoosh! it reminds me of that crazy swing hit, Check Out The Red Dot (On Your Forehead)! 
 
*Zorak starts playing a swing music beat* 
 
Touya: *dancing a bit* 
Who's that sittin' in the cherry tree. 
A shadowy figure with somethin' shiny. 
My friend suddenly said to me. 
Dude! What's that on your head, tiny? 
Check out the red dot on your forehead! 
It's the size of a penny, 
And bright as a Christmas light! 
There was a strange sound. 
Then I knew no more as a bullet hit me! 
My friend ran away screaming, 'Assassin!' 
 
*End of the swing music with applause* 
 
Juri: That was wonderful, really reminded me of my High School prom. My date was shot in the head by an assassin, who later became my boyfriend. Whoo!. 
 
Suzuki: Speaking of proms, I remember the first song I slow danced to! It's the popular love song of killers. "Baby, I Love Your Gun." 
 
*Slow, love song music starts.* 
 
Touya: We worked together all these years, 
You and I were the greatest duo of killers. 
Sneaking in the shadows each night. 
Whispering, 'I love you,' before hitting our target. 
But out of all your assets. 
The one I love most. 
Is that silver AK-47 you carry with you. 
Baby! I love your gun! 
It excites me whenever you pull it out. 
The smooth metal, 
The sound it makes when fired. 
Oh! I love your gun, baby! 
It's as beautiful as you! 
 
*End of the song with applause* 
 
Suzuki: *sighs* I won and lost my girl during that song. 
 
Juri: Hey, Let's spice things up with a little rock and roll! Remember the most popular classic of the assassins. 
 
Suzuki: How could I forget! I went to the concert where the band, The Snipers, played it! 
 
Juri: That favorite rock and roll hit of assassins, "Time to Die, Fool!" 
 
*a rock and roll beat starts playing* 
 
Touya: Looking down my hit list that's on the wall. 
I threw a dart to decide which one to go after. 
It hit a picture of a dude at the mall. 
I got the job and scared the client with my laughter. 
Cornered the guy in a dark alley. 
I said my favorite line. 
It's your time to die, fool! 
Don't get any ideas about running. 
Because I'm death with a tank, 
And you're going to be gone by tomorrow! 
Yeah! I got rid of the guy, then got paid. 
And I said my favorite line all over again! 
Time to die, fool! 
Haha! 
 
*The song ends with applause* 
 
Shin: *presses the buzzer* That was brilliant guys! Four thousand to Juri and Suzuki, Five thousand to Touya, and three thousand for Zorak! *applause* Alright! Our next game is "Questions Only!" Starring all of the contestants, but only two go at a time. In this game you can only ask in questions and if you fail to do so, you'll get buzzed out and your partner will take your place. Touya and Juri, come over here, Karasu, Suzuki, stay over there. The scene is. *reads card* Hmm... Band Camp! WHOO! ^_^ Take it away, Touya and Suzuki! 
 
Touya: What instrument do you play? 
 
Suzuki: Can't you tell what I play? 
 
Touya: Do those sticks mean anything? 
 
Suzuki: Does that shiny piece of brass mean anything? 
 
Touya: Did you hear the teacher shout? 
 
Suzuki: Did he fall off the scaffold again? 
 
Touya: He fell with a splat! *buzzed* 
 
Juri: Do you like my flute? 
 
Suzuki: That silver stick is an instrument? 
 
Juri: Why is there a hole in your drum? 
 
Suzuki: What?! DAMMIT! *buzzed* 
 
Karasu: Where's the damn Xylophone? 
 
Juri: Where's the drum major? 
 
Karasu: Why are you here in the pit? 
 
Juri: Did you know this was the field? 
 
Karasu: Doesn't the weather suck? 
 
Juri: Aren't the teachers evil? 
 
Karasu: Where am I going and why am I in this hand basket? 
 
(Shin: *in the background* You're in Band Hell, sucker!) 
 
Juri: You're in a hand basket? 
 
Karasu: Aren't you supposed to be with the other clarinets? 
 
Juri: It's a flute! *buzzed* 
 
Touya: Did you know that you shouldn't piss flutes off? 
 
Karasu: Did you know there's a dent in your trumpet? 
 
Touya: Why is the Xylophone on the highway? 
 
Karasu: What?! Holy shit! *buzzed* 
 
Suzuki: Did you know that your trumpet's now gone? 
 
Touya: Where did it go? 
 
Suzuki: I flushed it! *Buzzed* 
 
Touya: NO! My precious shiny trumpet. *pretends to hit something in front of Suzuki* *buzzed* 
 
Suzuki: NO! My precious bass drum! *grabs Juri's flute and chucks it at Touya, but it hits the wall.* *Buzzed again* 
 
Juri: NO! My precious silver flute! *runs over something in front of Karasu to attack Suzuki* *buzzed* 
 
Karasu: NO! My precious pretty Xylophone! *breaks down, pretending to cry as chaos breaks out* *buzzed* 
 
Shin: *presses the buzzer several times* Enough with breaking instruments. A hundred points to all of you. You'd get more, but you broke drums and xylophones! Anyway, our next game is "Props!" It involves all of the contestants again! Karasu and Juri get this prop. *hands them a couple large baskets with tops* Suzuki and Touya, here's your prop *hands them a couple of large, foam frisbees* begin! 
 
Juri: *has Karasu in the basket and pretends to play a strange instrument in a snake charmer fashion, but nothing happens* Stupid snake! I said come out! *looks inside to see Karasu sleeping* Lazy snake! I knew I should've gotten the color changing lizard when I had the chance. *buzzer* 
 
Touya: *sets the foam frisbees in front of Suzuki* Here are your pancakes, Mr. John Bunyon. You're not as big as your brother, Paul, but you eat just as much. *Suzuki throws the foam frisbees at him* *buzzer* 
 
Karasu: *In the basket* Once again, where am I going and why am I in this hand basket? *peeks out and sees Juri with a flute* AH! BAND HELL! *falls over with basket* *buzzer* 
 
Suzuki: *holding up the foam frisbees* You call these portable futons! Even a short demon like Hiei wouldn't fit on them! *Buzzer* 
 
Hiei: *glares at Suzuki from the audience* 
 
Juri: *Has Karasu sitting on the basket thinking* Finally! My masterpiece is finished! It's called the Thinking Basket Man! *buzzer* 
 
Touya: Catch! *throws the frisbees at Suzuki, who completely misses them all* C'mon! You're the worst Ultimate Large Foam Frisbee player I've ever seen. *buzzer* 
 
Karasu: As the one millionth customer to my store, you get a free basket! *hands it to Juri* Enjoy it's wonderful usefulness, but um... Don't mind the bones that are in it. *buzzer* 
 
Suzuki: *pretends to bite one of the foam frisbees* The newest girl scout cookie is called Future Yumminess! Note the tasty synthetic flavor and texture! It's foamalicious! *buzzer* 
 
Juri: *pounces on Karasu, covering him with the basket* Now I have you Crowmeleon! Now, you're my bomb happy youkai! *buzzer* 
 
Touya: *pretending to balance on the foam frisbee with Suzuki* So this is Disc Boarding... *falls off* AH! The sharks think I'm the Future Yumminess cookie! *buzzer* 
 
Karasu: *walking around with eyes closed, holding out the basket* A bit of money for a blind man. *Chuckles after Juri drops wallet in the basket and walks away* Sucker! Yay, now I can by Ramen. *buzzer* 
 
Suzuki: *holds up the foam frisbees like they're binoculars* Hey! Toguro and Ani are.... Doing ballet?! Time to grab the camera! *buzzer* 
 
Ryuka & Shin: Embarrassing Demons Safari! YAY! 
 
Shin: *presses buzzer* Great job guys, you've redeemed yourself for the drum breaking stuff. Two million and forty-two points to all of you! It's time for a break, but stay tuned to find out who the winner is! 
 
*Commercials run for a bit, and then the show returns to find Shin and Kurama both hiding behind the desk, while Karasu laughs and Ryuka yells at him. Rath, Rune, and Thatz continue to keep the fan girls back* 
 
Ryuka: Karasu, behave! You're traumatizing Kurama and Shin even worse than before! 
 
Karasu: But it's so much fun! I can't help it! They're so easy to scare and traumatize! Plus, I'm enjoying it. *evil grin* 
 
Kurama & Shin: *pale and duck behind desk again* 
 
Ryuka: *fire ignites in eyes* Don't make me get the Teletubbies in here! 
 
Karasu: *freezes and stares at Ryuka in horror* Please don't! I'll behave! *sits back down in seat, looking frightened* 
 
Shin: *stands up with Kurama* He's afraid of the Teletubbies. 
 
Ryuka: I accidentaly traumatized him with a Teletubbies tape when he was here last time. He wanted to watch Terminator, but the stupid video person gave me Teletubbies. 
 
Karasu: No more happy singing! *covers ears* 
 
Shin: *evil grin* Hehe. Oh yeah, Juri is our winner tonight! The game to end the show is "Hoedown!" Now, name a famous construction tool! 
 
Audience: (Drill, Shovel, Hammer, Screwdriver): Duct Tape! 
 
Juri: Is that a construction tool? 
 
Shin: *Grins and goes to the stage with Karasu, Touya, and Suzuki* Yes, it is! This is the Duct Tape Hoedown! Hit it, Zorak! 
 
*The hoedown music starts and the people get into it* 
 
Karasu: Oh, I was working set crew, it was the coolest job. 
I painted all the backgrounds, Even the picture of Bob. 
An actor broke the steps and I pulled out my duct tape, it's great. 
I fixed the stairs and now they can hold up Toguro's weight! 
 
*Break of music as Karasu dances a bit* 
 
Shin: Duct tape's really handy, I carry it everywhere. 
I use it to fix everything, even someone's hair! 
But when somebody bothers me, I'll probably use it all. 
Because I'll wrap them up in duct tape and then stick them to a wall. 
 
*Break of music as Shin and Karasu do-se-do* 
 
Suzuki: I think duct tape's really nifty, it's the best thing every made. 
Out of every little thing I own, this one I wouldn't trade. 
But the best thing I ever used it for, was to shut someone up. 
I was the one who made Kuwabara finally shut up! 
 
*break of music as Shin, Karasu, and Suzuki dance* 
 
Touya: Duct tape's really helped me, with my crummy school. 
Everything was broken, even the swimming pool. 
So I fixed the whole place up, but the angry mob cried. 
And I had to run for my life and my duct tape pride. 
 
All: *harmonizing* And my duct tape pride! *applause* 
 
Shin: Thanks for watching! Keep tuning in for the next show of... *interrupted by a crashing sound* What the heck is that. 
 
Karasu: *disappears without anyone noticing* 
 
***Back Stage by the basement door*** 
 
Shishi: *Storms out with tattered ropes around him* When I get my hands on that damn crow I'll... 
 
Karasu: *appears in front of the basement door* Hi Shishi! 
 
Shishi: *turns* YOU! *charges at him* I'm going to hurt you so badly for locking me down there! 
 
Karasu: *moves to one side and trips Shishi down the stairs* 
 
Shishi: NOO! OW! *hits a pile of cardboard boxes* Ow! 
 
Karasu: Bye! *shuts the door and locks it* Hehe *disappears* 
 
*** On Stage with the rest of the people *** 
 
Shin: Ok, the sounds stopped. 
 
Karasu: *appears unnoticed with a small grin on his face* 
 
Shin: Well, that's our show! See you next time on Whose Line Is It Anyway? Yu Yu Hakusho Style! Catch ya' on the flipside! 
 
*** BONUS SECTION! Several hours later*** 
 
Shishi: *sitting in the basement* ... Hello? Anyone there? *sees the door open* Thank kami! I thought... NOO! 
 
Fan girls: LOOK! IT'S SHISHIWAKAMARU! 
 
*The fan girls mob Shishi in the basement and he screams* 
 
Shin: *sitting with Ryuka, Kurama, Hiei, playing poker* Eh? What was that? It sounded like a scream. 
 
Ryuka: I heard fan girls... *looks around* It sounded close. 
 
Shin: *looks at Kurama and Hiei* You two stay here. If there are fan girl's we're in for trouble. Rune, Rath, Thatz, care to help? 
 
*the three Dragon Knights look up from their magazines and books. They nod and get up to follow the two girls* 
 
Ryuka: It's coming from the basement. *peers down into the dark* 
 
Shin: *turns the light on to find several fan girls mobbing Shishi* HOLY MOTHER OF TERRA! 
 
Fan girl #54: AH! They're here to steal Shishi! 
 
Fan girl #589: It's that host! Shin! 
 
Fan girl #8532: You mean the one that keeps stopping us from having OUR bishonen?! 
 
Shin: Uh oh... *sees all the fan girls glare at her* 
 
Ryuka: You're a regular celebrity with them, Shin. 
 
Shin: I really don't think that's the right word for what I am to them. 
 
Fan girl: #666: GET THEM! 
 
*mob of fan girls attack the Dragon Knights, Shin, and Ryuka.* 
 
Rath: WHEE! Time to fight demons! *fights off the demon fan girls* 
 
Rune: This is highly annoying. *beats off a fan girl.* 
 
Thatz: Hey, they have money! *steals money from fan girls before attacking them.* 
 
Shin: *beating off fan girls with a conveniently found stick* AH! BACK! BACK, I SAY! 
 
Ryuka: You people can be so hopeless. *casts a Stop spell (Provided by the creators of Final Fantasy games. Squaresoft) and all the fan girls freeze* 
 
Shin: Nice! *shoves all the frozen fan girls into the basement* 
 
*The Dragon Knights fish Shishi out from under a pile of the girls and the victorious group heads back to the lounge after locking the door of the basement and jamming it* 
 
Ryuka: Another day, another show. 
 
Shin: Another exciting battle with fan girls. 
 
*Ryuka and Shin resume the game with Kurama and Hiei as after the Dragon Knights leave for home and Shishi sleeps on the couch* 
 
~~Thus is the story of after show events!~~ 
 
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Here are places that you may have heard the quotes used in Whose Line. 
"Don't make me get the giant robot in here!" ~ Fairly Odd Parents. 
"It smells like freshly cut, spring flowers spewing over a babbling brook with a hint of lemon!" ~ Ed, Edd, and Eddy 
The rest are just ones I made up or are from my profile collection. 
 
LOL, I came up with the bonus section because I wanted Shishi to be rescued from the basement.. ^_^() I like Shishi, but he seems to be the perfect person to do this to. Don't worry, he'll be nice and healed by the next show he goes on. And Karasu.. Eesh, he's a good actor, but he really needs to work on the fact that he now enjoys traumatizing me and Kurama. *twitch* Anyway... Hope you enjoyed it! 
 
SNEAK PEEK!: 
 
** A new game that hasn't been played on the show! 
 
** Another new face or two in the contestants. 
 
** More adventures during the show, but will there be any special guests? 
 
 
 
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