Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ You and Kurama ❯ explain please ( Chapter 4 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!!!


Artemis: I can't I have to go to school too you know.

Kuwabara: its ok schools not important

Artemis: maybe to you its not

Hiei: she doesn't want to end up a bumbling fool like you

Artemis: not to mention my mom

Kurama: don't worry she'll understand ^^

Artemis: I know but it's the school thing

Yusuke: wait so you told her that you're a demon?

Artemis: yeah so?

Kuwabara: and she didn't freak out??

Artemis: well she did but she got over it ^^

Kuwabara: so what's the problem?

Hiei: dumb ass haven't you been listening at all?

Kurama: so what will you do about school?

Artemis: I don't know...

Yusuke: simple... we'll talk to your mom!

Artemis: oh no..

Kuwabara: lets go!

* 5 minutes later*

Artemis: just be care full about what you say, AND NO CURSEING!!

Hiei: hn...

Yusuke: why?

Artemis: ONE: because its my mom. TWO: I have a little sister ok?

Kuwabara: oh..

Your mother: Artemis is that you honey?

Artemis: yeah

*Jacklin runs and jumps on you*

Jacklin: ARTEMIS!!!! ..who are they? I know Kurama!

Artemis: their friends of his

Jacklin: can I ask you some questions Artemis??

Artemis: shoot

Jacklin: why is he so ugly *points to kuwabara*

Kuwabara: hey watch it kid

Jacklin: why is his hair so oily? * points to Yusuke*

Yusuke: IT'S NOT OIL ITS GEL!!

Jacklin: why is he so short and how does his hair do that? * points to Hiei*

Hiei: hn. watch it ningen...

* Kurama and you give out nervous laughs*

Jacklin: why are you so mad, there just honest questions

Artemis: yes but you insulted them as well.

Jacklin: ooo sorry

Kuwabara: no problem

Yusuke: just watch what you say

Hiei: hn

Your mother: who are they?

Kuwabara: well miss I am the great Kazuma Kuwaba-

* Yusuke smacks him in the head*

Yusuke: can we talk to you miss?

Artemis: Jacklin go see if Barneys on

Jacklin: YAY! * starts singing* I love you, you love me ...etc...

Kuwabara: who, babyish

Yusuke: you cant talk, I caught you singing that song!

Kuwabara: it was stuck in my head that's all..

Yusuke: right..

Your Mother: what do you want to talk about?

Kurama: we want Artemis to become a spirit detective

Your mother: ok

Kurama: we nee- huh?

Yusuke: ok?

Your mother: it has to do with the fact that Artemis is a demon right?

* Artemis is seen playing with Jacklin in the living room*

Hiei: hn... she doesn't act like it..

Kurama: why did you say yes so quickly?

Yusuke: yeah, is she that bad?

Your mother: no, I just thought that you need her, you do need her right?

Kuwabara: yeah we do

Kurama: we'll have to take her for now

Yusuke: can we ask you some questions about Artemis?

Your mother: sure

Kuwabara: what's her favorite color?

Yusuke: and does she like a certain red headed boy?

* looks at Kurama*

* Kurama glares at him*

Kurama: you do not have to answer that

Yusuke: lets get back to the toddler before he has a tantrum

Kurama: we must go now

Your mother: good-bye

Kurama: Artemis! We must go!

Jacklin: bye people

Artemis: bye

- SAM