Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yu Yu Hakusho Hair Salon ❯ The phantom of the hair salon ( Chapter 2 )

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Summary: well, its chapter 2 of YYH hair salon! In this chapter, the gang closes the store, but not before some unexpected friends arrive! ^_^ I hope u all like this chapter! And, with nothing else to say, lets go to the fic!

* Yusuke and the gang are standing by the cash register *

Yusuke: ok lets close up now so there are no more weird people coming in.

Botan: Good idea.

Yusuke: *gets up to close the door. The door is halfway closed when a foot gets caught in it and the door is thrown open. *

Yusuke: Yo, we're closing now. WOAH what are you guys doing here?!?!

* Mukuro, and Bui are in the doorway *

Mukuro: Isn't it obvious?

Bui: We're here

Mukuro: Because Hiei's here

Bui: And

Mukuro: Because

Both: We're the Hiei fanclub! * flash peace signs as confetti flies through air *

Hiei and Yusuke: *anime fall *

Kurama: * sweatdrop * I didn't know you had a fanclub Hiei

Hiei: *getting up * Neither did I * sweatdrop *

Kuronue: Hey you guys copied our idea

Karasu: MY idea not ours MINE

Kuronue: Oh yeah it was your idea to have a fanclub for Kurama. Ok, you guys copied KARASU'S idea. Happy?

Karasu: Yup ^_^ (a/n: starting to see a pattern lol ^_~)

Mukuro: Oh yeah? You guys wanna piece of me? I'm one of the three demon rulers and I can kick your asses in five seconds!

Yomi: *comes out from behind Karasu * hello Mukuro

Mukuro: oookkk maybe a little longer than five seconds

Yomi: uh huh

Mukuro: ok WAY longer than five seconds for Yomi, but for you two five seconds. Happy Yomi?

Yomi: Yup ^_^

Hiei: Ok I can understand why Kurama has a fanclub but why me???

Mukuro: Because you're cute and powerful

Bui: And short is good

Hiei: WHO YOU CALLIN SHORT!

Kuwabara: *walks in from cleaning the bathroom * oh you guys are talking about Hiei?

Hiei: Kuwabaka you shall DIE! *attacks Kuwabara *

Kuwabara: MOMMY!!! *runs for his life *

Yusuke: `mommy????' jeez kuwabara I would've thought you'd at least say `yukina save me from your rabid brother or something' oops I wasn't supposed to say that ^_^;;;;;;;;;;

Yukina: Rabid brother?

Hiei: YUSUKE YOU SHALL DIE WITH THE BAKA!!!!! *attacks Yusuke *

Yusuke: AHHHH SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!!!! * runs for his life *

Kuwabara: *on floor covered in bumps * oh NOW who has the stupid phrase.

Everyone: 0_0;;;;;;;;;

Kuronue: *whispers to K fanclub * ooo look Hiei's busy! Now's our chance to kidnap Kurama!

Kurama: *appears in the middle of the huddle * think again. I can kick your asses. Even you Yomi. *turns into Yoko *

Kurama fanclub: ^_^;;;;;;

Kuronue: ah hahaha we were just kidding! Jk jk jk! Right guys?

Karasu, Botan, and Yomi: he he he right. Jk! *all of them run to back of room *

Yoko: good I think I'll stay in this form.

Hiei: *sees Yoko * YOKO!!!!!! *runs up and hugs yoko*

Yoko: nice to see you too Hiei ^_^;;

Hiei: mmmm my pretty yoko with your silver hair and furry ears and tail ^_^

Yoko: Hiei, did you have any sugar?

Hiei: Only five cartons of double chocolate chip ice cream that I found in the back room.

Yoko: That explains everything

Hiei: ^_^

Yusuke: ookk then Hiei's high off of ice cream AGAIN.

Hiei: lalalalalala ice cream is yummy lalalalalalalala

Mysterious figure: *creeps up behind Hiei, and when he's not looking dye's is hair pink then creeps away again *

Hiei: *looks in mirror * oo my hair looks like cotton candy lalalalala * realizes his hair is pink * AHHHHHHHHHHHHH *faints * x_x

Yoko: *sees Hiei lying on the ground with pink hair* AHHH MY BABY!!!! *hugs Hiei * OK WHO DYED HIS HAIR PINK?!?!?!

Everyone: Not us!

Yoko: Oh so Hiei has pink hair because he was attacked by the invisible pink bunny?

Everyone: Yup!

Yoko: Oh, ok then no worries.

Everyone: ^_^;;;;;;;;

Mysterious hair dyer: :: this is so much fun I think I'll become the phantom of the hair salon! Muhahahahaha no one will guess it was me! Muhahahahahahaha :: * creeps up behind Yoko, and when no one is looking dye's hair bright purple then creeps away *

Yoko: *looks in mirror * AHHH MY BEAUTIFUL SILVER HAIR IS PURPLE!! *faints * x_x

Kuronue: *sees yoko on the ground with purple hair * hehehehee hey you guys yoko's fainted! Lets kidnap him!

Yoko: *wakes up * I can still hear you you know.

Kuronue: hehehe jk! ^_^;;;;;;;

Karasu: Nooooooo yoko's beautiful silver hair is purple! Who is responsible for this heinious act?

Everyone: not me!

Karasu: Does this mean that the evil invisible pink bunny has struck again?

Everyone: yup

Karasu: ok then no worries

Everyone: ^_^;;;;;;;;

Hair salon phantom: *sneaks up behind Karasu and dyes his hair silver when no one is looking *

Kuronue: Hey, uh Karasu, have you been experimenting with Yoko's dye? Cus silver hair really isn't your look.

Karasu: what are you talking about? You mean Yoko's not a natural silver!

Kuronue: Duh.

Karasu: nooooooooooooooooo. *faints * x_x

Kuronue: Ok who the hell is dying everyone's hair?!?!?!?! If they give themselves up then I promise they will dye a short death!

Hair salon phantom: * sneaks up behind Kuronue in a phantom costume and dyes his hair platinum blonde * Muhahahhahaha I am the phantom of the hair salon! You do not know who will be next. Muhahahahahahahaha *disappears*

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHH OUR BEAUTIFUL HAIR IS IN DANGER!!!!

Genkai: *comes out of office * what the hell is going on out here?

Hair salon phantom: *sneaks up behind Genkai and dyes her hair grey * MUHAHAHA NOW YOU LOOK EVEN MORE LIKE AN OLD HAG!!! MUHAHAHAHA NO ONE IS SAFE FROM THE PHANTOM OF THE HAIR SALON!!!! NO ONE!!!!!! *disappears *

Genkai: AHHH MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!!! Ok I'll leave this case for you guys! Whaaaaa my poor poor hair!!! *runs back into office *

Botan, Kieko, Shizuru, and Yukina: *all hugging each other in terror * nooo don't let the phantom get us!!! Our hair is too pretty to be dyed a weird color!!

Hiei and Yoko : *wake up and start hugging each other crying over their odd colored hair *

Karasu: *still in a faint, though every once in a while mumbling "not a natural silver, not a natural silver" *

Kuronue: Whaaaaaa my beautiful hairstyle!!!!

Yomi: Haha now it's not your hair style anymore! Now you're copying Serena from Sailor Moon! Hahahahaha

Kuronue: WHAT? Yomi, did you do this to me????

Yomi: Why the hell would I do that? The phantom dyed Yoko's hair PURPLE! I love his silver hair!

Kuronue: Good point. Ok then, we can eliminate me, Karasu, Genkai, Yomi, Hiei, and Yoko. Who is responsible for these actions?!?!!? If we don't find out soon, who knows who's hair will fall victim to his evil dyes next.

Botan: AHHHHHHHHH

Everyone: What?

Botan: MY HAIR IT'S……..

Darkdemonchild: muhahaha cliffhanger. ^_^ so how do you like this chapter? Heheheh Hiei got his own fanclub. ^_^ ok in the next chapter, Botan falls victim to the phantom! hahaha phantom of the hair salon ^_^ as always please review ^_~