Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yu Yu Hilarious Outtakes ❯ Chapter 1

Title: Yu Yu Hilarious Outtakes

Author: Suta-Chan

OUTTAKE 1

(Dark Tournament. Rinku arrives to greet the guests.)

Waiter: Here is your evening coffee boys.

Hiei: Who said I wanted coffee maybe I wanted tea instead! Ever think about that?! What if I was allergic?!

Kurama: Hiei. Shut up!

(A little sound comes from the corner of the room. Rinku was shown drinking a cup of coffee from the table.)

Hiei: I didn’t say I didn’t want it!!

Rinku: Oh well. You snooze ya loose.

(Hiei balls up his fists.)

Hiei: Why I ought to…

(Stands up and starts walking towards Rinku.)

Director: CUT…!

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Outtake 2

(Jin and Yusuke take their places in the Dark Tournament’s ring.)

Yusuke: You know Jin, I really don’t want to fight you because you have a good since of humor.

Jin: I feel the same way Yusuke. I’d rather beat up the idiot who wrote this script and the one who made me wear these stupid looking clothes.

Yusuke: Well, at least they aren’t as bad as Kurama’s. They made him wear pink.

(Director whispers to the boys.)

Director: Your suppose to be fighting remember? It’s the Dark Tournament.

(Yusuke and Jin eye each other then look at the Director.)

Yusuke and Jin: Alright.

(Yusuke and Jin charge after the Director.)

Director: NOT ME!!! YOU TWO FIGHT!!

Yusuke and Jin: Hell no!

(In the background you can hear the director screaming for his mommy.)

Kurama: So anybody up for pizza?

Hiei: As long as it don’t have them little dead smelly fish.

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Outtake 3

(Doing the beginning of the Yu Yu Hakusho opening theme song.)

Director: Start the music!

(Smile Bomb starts to play.)

Director: Remember Hiei to jump over Kurama.

Hiei: Jump?

Director: Yes Hiei. Jump.

Hiei: Got it!

(Hiei and Kurama’s scene comes to play.)

Director: And jump!

Hiei: Okay…!

(Kurama accidentally falls over his feet.)

Kurama: Sorry about that.

(Hiei jumps and lands face first on the floor.)

Hiei: I jumped but I still fell! Perhaps we should try a magic show instead?

(Director holds head.)

Hiei: I need an aspirin.

Yusuke: Hey Hiei! I always knew you couldn’t stay away from Kurama’s butt.

(Yusuke turns on CD and plays BootyLuscious by Destiny Child.)

Hiei: I hate you.

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Outtake 4

(Hiei, Kurama, and Gouki are about to steal the three artifacts from the King’s vault.)

Hiei: Are you ready Kurama? Your are most valuable thief we can’t afford to have you captured.

Kurama: Ready as I’ll ever be.

Hiei: Then on my count we break in. 1,2,…

Gouki: Hold it!!

Hiei: What Know?

Gouki: Need a potty break.

(Gouki runs to the restroom)

Director: That’s not in the script. Why do I have to work with a bunch of incompetent fools?

Hiei: Fools?

(Hiei takes out his sword.)

Director: Did I say fools? I meant wonderful geniuses. (Sweat drops)

Hiei: What I thought.

Gouki: Back…!

Kurama: Can we please finish this scene? I need to get home before morning.

Director: Alright vampire. T_T

Hiei: Wait!

Director: What now?

Hiei: I can’t tie my shoes. Can you tie them for me?

Director: 0_0;

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Outtake 5

(Yusuke has just come back to life after being hit by a car)

Yusuke: I’m finally alive. People can actually see me now!

(Yusuke runs into Kuwabara. Kuwabara screams.)

Yusuke: What? Do I have a mirror or something?

Kuwabara: Hahaha… very funny. (sarcasm) T_T;

Director: My head is going to explode.

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Outtake 6

(Toguro and Yusuke are in center ring ready to fight.)

(Toguro takes his jacket off.)

Yusuke: Ooooooohhhh…Going to put on a show for us?

Toguro: No! I’m here to fight like a normal fighter but you wouldn’t understand.

Yusuke: Well, I was just saying because if you were going to put on a show you were doing it all wrong. You need to add spice to it and make the girlies holler.

(Starts to play *I’m to Sexy*)

Toguro: Your out of your mind?

Yusuke: Am I?

(Yusuke strips in front of everyone. Girls holler from the stands.)

Toguro: AHHHHHHHHH…!

(Toguro runs as far away as possible from Yusuke.)

Yusuke: See, I’m so sexy he had no time for words and had to rush to call his friends just to come see the show.

Toguro: AHHHHHHHHHH…!(In background)

Kuwabara: Looks like you won. And I thought I looked bad.

Hiei: You still take the cake.

(Everyone walks off stage in disgust)

Toguro: I quit.

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Offset having tea

(Older Toguro talking to Younger Toguro)

Older Toguro: You know I actually looked better when I was younger.

Hiei: Really? I don’t see a difference. You still ugly.

Younger Toguro: Oh that was nice. What about you? Have you looked in the mirror lately?

Hiei: Kuwabara broke it.

Kuwabara: What was that shorty?

Hiei: You heard me. Your ugly face broke my mirror!

Yusuke: Whoa guys. We’re suppose to be having a relaxing tea time.

Hiei: Relax this then!

(Hiei releases his Dragon of the Darkness flame on everyone.)

Kuwabara: AHHHHHH…! It’s going to eat me!!

Kurama: Hiei, put the dragon away now!

Hiei: Who’s going to make me?

Koenma: I am.

Hiei: Say what?

Koenma: Hiei your under arrest for disturbing the peace.

Hiei: There never was any peace between us!

Koenma: That’s why your being arrested.

(Hiei looks at everyone then starts to sing.)

Hiei: *I’m feeling, lucky today!* (Shania Twain)

(Everyone else sings their own verse)

Everyone: *We’re feeling lucky today!*

Director: I really need a new job or a new cast. Which ever comes first.

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