Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ YYH Gang Says the Darndest Things ❯ On Turkeys ( Chapter 4 )

The YYH Gang Says the Darndest Things
Q&As Contributed by Misty & Karina
On Turkeys

Koto: Why did the turkey cross the road?

Hiei: Hn! What do I care? (disappears)

Yusuke: I don't really care, just as long as I don't have to *save* it if it gets run over.

Toguro: To attain 100% of its powers!!!! ("Para makamit ang isandaang porsyento ng kanyang kapangyarihan!!!" It's funnier in Filipino, ne? ^_^ )

Kuwabara: Wow! Roast Turkey!

Hagiri: ...

Pu: Pu!

Koenma: (in a document stamping frenzy) NOT NOW! I'm busy!

Botan: Um...because it thought it was a chicken?

Hagiri: ...

Shura: I'll go ask Dad.

Yomi: It's not like I've ever *seen* a turkey cross the road...

Raizen: Don't mention that!!! Can't you see I haven't eaten in 1000 years?!

Mukuro: (deadpan) Because I ordered it to.

Kaito: If the turkey crosses the road, which is, let us say, 15 m wide, with a velocity of 0.2 m/s, there is a 10% chance that it will get hit by an oncoming vehicle,, assuming that it crosses the road during hours when is light vehicle density. If it crosses the road during rush hours, blah, blah, yada, yada,
yada...

Hagiri: ...

Shizuru: Well...I sent Kuwabara to the store across the street to buy some milk...

Kurama: (puzzled at the stupidity of everyone else) To get to the other side, of course!