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"How to Torture Tea in 300 Ways" Reviews/Comments [ 26 ]
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 Reviewed By: Inu Puppy [MediaMiner Member]  On: September 07, 2005 18:05 CDT
Comment/Review:
I don't care too much for bash fics but I kind of liked it a little. It was funny. I'm not a fan of Tea myself. I can't think of any ways for you to torture her. Gomen ~_~0 I feel bad about that last review you got. You didn't deserve that. You have your opinion on Tea and so does that reviewer. Even though they had no right to say that the world is a better place because you got kicked off a ff.net. To that reviewer, here's a place you can go to and vent about your dislike for bashers and your like for Tea: http://princesshallie.proboards34.com/index.cgi Complain here instead of to the authors...
 Title: GOOD RIDDANCE you were kicked off of ff.net! The world's a better place. >:)
Reviewed By: Spice017  On: July 17, 2005 15:00 CDT
Rating(s):
Style of Writing: 1 of 10
Spelling & Grammar: 1 of 10
Originality/Creativity: 1 of 10
Enjoyment Factor: 1 of 10
Overall Rating: 1 of 10
Comment/Review:
19 Reasons Why You Should Like Anzu 1) She's friendly and nice 2) She isn't a typical unique/special/gorgeous animé female who we get sick of seeing the stereotype through countless animé shows. 3) She doesn't scream "Eeek! Pervert!" every two seconds. 4) She's tough and athletic. 5) She doesn't throw herself at guys or dress slutty. 6) The show wouldn't be interesting if it were all guys; there would be no romantic conflict, being Yuugiou isn't shounen ai . 7) She keeps Jounouchi and Honda in line; something not every girl could do. 8) She's strong-willed, free spirited, determined, and is definitely not a pushover. 9) She totally kicked Step Johnny's ass in the DDR parody! 10) She's the only girl who Atemu confides in, which obviously means she's trustworthy. 11) She can duel despite what some fans say 12) Before Atemu she would defend Yuugi when he would get picked on. 13) She's healthy and stays fit; she only weighs 103 pounds after all! 14) She pissed Kaiba off in Duelist Kingdom 15) Black Magician Girl likes her. 16) She can dance in platforms. 17) She can make the normally impassive Atemu show he actually has feelings. 18) She's pretty; unlike you. 19) She can cook; once again, unlike you.
 Title: FLAMERS:Go read a Pro-Tea fic or something.We don't want you here!
Reviewed By: Kurama'sFanGirl24  On: October 28, 2004 01:46 CDT
Comment/Review:
WHY THE HELL ARE THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE TEA HERE?!*sighs*Don't you flamers have something to do besides flame?Oh well flamers will be flamers,I guess...MORE WAYS TO TORTURE TEA:1.Tell her she dresses like a slut. 2.Force to go to a Eminem(How do you spell that?)concert(I don't him,and I don't like rap.). 3.Put a Brittany Spears song in your cd player and put it on repeat. 4.Get a Tea voodoo doll.Whenever she starts one of her speeches,stab it. 5.Chase her around with a chainsaw/hedge clippers/steak knife/ sharpened spork/Kurama's rosewhip(Which you borrowed without permission.). 6.Put her on Reality Check(You won't get this unless you watch MadTV.). 7.Feed her to rabid squirrels. 8.Put in the middle of an Eva.vs.Angel battle(Evangelion rules!!!). 9.Make her drink Bleach. 10.Pour hot soup in her eyes.That's all I got for now...Update!!!
 Reviewed By: samus_17 [MediaMiner Member]  On: September 07, 2004 20:15 CDT
Comment/Review:
Fuck faces!! You have no brain at all! Tea is kool!! To people that hate tea they should hate Tritan. Tea is kool you just don't like her because she out ranks you! - From the hate e-mail sender - P.s. Go suck a donkeys ass!!!
 Title: @_@
Reviewed By: Kage Tsuki [MediaMiner Member]  On: April 16, 2004 22:35 CDT
Rating(s):
Overall Rating: 10 of 10
Comment/Review:
Don't leave it at 300!! MAKE IT INFINITY!!!!! I don't have as creative an imagination, so, I leave it to the professionals. DOWN WITH TEA! DOWN WITH TEA! BURN BITCH BURN!!!!1
 Reviewed By: Hiko  On: March 29, 2004 15:47 CST
Rating(s):
Style of Writing: 1 of 10
Spelling & Grammar: 1 of 10
Originality/Creativity: 1 of 10
Enjoyment Factor: 1 of 10
Overall Rating: 1 of 10
Comment/Review:
That fanfic was the worst I've ever read. It was cruel to say those things about Tea. She's a very nice person, and you Mr.or Mrs. author are thoughtless and heartless to write this fic.
 Reviewed By: SSJ Ryoko [MediaMiner Member]  On: August 21, 2003 08:57 CDT
Comment/Review:
hee hee...I like it!!! I never knew there were so many ways to torture Tea!
 Reviewed By: Y.Link [MediaMiner Member]  On: August 02, 2003 19:31 CDT
Comment/Review:
make yami make out with me ^_^
 Reviewed By: ^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^  On: July 19, 2003 16:15 CDT
Comment/Review:
drag her to hell and let her burn there
have yami and yugi to kiss in front of her just to torture her
get marik to mind control her and dance like a crazy mainiac
give her a prsent with a boom inside of it
thats all i can think of if i get any more ides ill tell you!
 Reviewed By: ShadowofDarkness  On: April 22, 2003 02:51 CDT
Rating(s):
Style of Writing: 10 of 10
Spelling & Grammar: 10 of 10
Originality/Creativity: 10 of 10
Enjoyment Factor: 10 of 10
Overall Rating: 10 of 10
Comment/Review:
YAY!!! YOUVE DONE IT AGAIN!!!!!! i love your fanfics they jus awesome!!!! i got some Ideas for ya!!!
1) Stuff Teas locker full of raw fish and fish guts so when she opens it she will be covered in them
2) Throw a Nice purring kitten on her then throw water on the kitten and watch Tea get thrased
3) Have Seto Kaiba tell her "If you give one more Lecture of that friendship stuff you will have your front entrance removed. Your ovaries will be taken out, and the tissue and muscles inside your vagina removed and what's left sewn together, and skin grafted over it so you will be an iiit."
4) Pay Malik to throw daggers at her and only graze her on purpose to torture her.
5) have Pegasus Rape her and throw her off the dueling platform into nothiness.
6)Have Yami,Yugi,Ryou,and Bakura sing "Tea ish a bitch a really big fat bitch!" infront of her
7)Get Yuusukue Fire 4 Spirit Guns at her and make em hurt
8)Tell her that the only thing uglier than her ish Nothin
9) Tell her that Yugi doesnt love her and if he did it would be in an AU
10) have Mokuba Kick her in the head and shove her in the lake with man eating purianahs
11) Take out a Desert Eagle Handgun and shoot her in the Limbs but not the head and have noone take her to the hospital so she can die a horiblle painful death
12) Have Malik pin her down and cut her with a knife
13) Get her high and make her smoke a gun and kill herself
14) Tell her that her ancestor Anzu REALLY KILLED JESUS.
15) Put her in the Saddam Household with lots of Dynamite strapped to her and blow em up (2 Birds wit 1 stone)
16) Have all the guys at school rape her skanky ass
17) Have Yami tell her that she ish an intergalicial Skank Ho reject
18) Take out Some honey and cover her in it and let her get stung by Killer Bees
19)Have Rebecca slash her in half and do it over and over and over....
20) Have Bakura take out 100,000 needles and stick em in her

well thats all my ideas and i came up with them in 10 mins. X.X well i hope ya like em!
 Reviewed By: ClubKillTea [MediaMiner Member]  On: April 21, 2003 22:31 CDT
Rating(s):
Enjoyment Factor: 10 of 10
Overall Rating: 10 of 10
Comment/Review:
hi! this is great! here are some ways:
1)drive a stake to her heart(by Brekka)
2)make her neat something shes alergic to(by Bird)
3)make her wear a tea sucks t-shirt(by Brekka)
 Reviewed By: Setoluvr [MediaMiner Member]  On: April 20, 2003 09:20 CDT
Rating(s):
Style of Writing: 10 of 10
Spelling & Grammar: 10 of 10
Originality/Creativity: 10 of 10
Enjoyment Factor: 10 of 10
Overall Rating: 10 of 10
Comment/Review:
KaibaGirl:I THANK YOU,FOR PUTTING MY IDEAS IN!!!And I have alittle more ideas!
Kaiba:I hate my life...
KaibaGirl:We all know that,Duh!But anyways heres my ideas.
1.Push her off a clife with sharpe rocks and sharks.[How will she die?][X File Music]
2.Chop her head off.[And if you are to lazy to do it get one of her "friends" to do it for you!!]
3.Hit her over the head with a rock,until she doesnt remember anything,and tell her she hates friendship,and if it doesnt work do it again.
4.Tell everybody shes a vimpire.
5.Tell everybody shes a zombe.
6.BURN HER!!I SAID BBUUURRRRNNN!!!!!!!!
7.Let her get attacked by wild monkeys![dont ask.Im crazy.And dumm.It came to my mind]
8.Leave her in a desart....To die!!
9.Take her to the beach...With a lot of deadly animals!
10.Put her on a rocket...To the Sun!!!
KaibaGirl:Well,this wasnt as good as the last one I reviewed,but at least I reviewed.
Kaiba:You once again wasted anouther chunk of my life.
KaibaGirl:ByeBye!And you dont have to put my reviews in.[sniffel]
 Reviewed By: Mariks apprentice  On: April 17, 2003 13:55 CDT
Comment/Review:
I Really like it!! I hope you get to 300 ;)
Marik: Me to!! Tea, Blah!!!!!

Here's some:
1)Every time Tea does one of her friendship things,Say"Ok,ok we get it thankyou now could you please SHUTUP!!!!!!"

Marik:Make her say underwear HEhehehe :) :)

MA: ^ ^; or instead of number 1, you could make funny faces behind her back,while she talking about friehdship.

Marik: Or call her a marshmallow :D :D :D

MA: -_-o I rest my case.
 Reviewed By: G-sell  On: April 17, 2003 13:28 CDT
Comment/Review:
Me again that was sooooooooooooo funny!!!I got more suggestions. My brother's ideas are in there too!
1) Push her off the Eiffel Tower. (is that spelled right?)
2) Dump her in a ditch full of scorpians or worms or both!
3) get the entire gang and attack her with those rubber yoyo balls.
4)Throw soda cans at her head
5) Draw on her face with permanant marker
That's all for now!
 Reviewed By: Shiari [MediaMiner Member]  On: April 16, 2003 21:44 CDT
Rating(s):
Style of Writing: 3 of 10
Spelling & Grammar: 3 of 10
Originality/Creativity: 1 of 10
Enjoyment Factor: 1 of 10
Overall Rating: 2 of 10
Comment/Review:
I would like to sincerely point out that most of your ideas for her "torture" are bland beyond belief and wouldn't result in anything other than mild annoyance on the character's part. If you ever come up with something actually creative give it a try, ne?
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