| User Name: | LonelyChild |
| Name/Nick: | Nicole King |
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| Biography: | My life is an open book, as is my imagination take a look inside my imagination and see what makes me tick.
Truthfully I have no clue what to tell you about me. Nothing about me would interest most people. Well, most sane people.
I have a constant obsession with most music (except rap, bleh!), any and all forms of sugar (yummy!), any food I can get my grubby hands on (which is a lot), at least that’s what everyone tells me, Anime (which is obviously why I’m here), my favorite female character is Kagome Higurashi from Inuyasha (Woot!), and hot anime guys (drool).
But instead of leaving it at that and leaving myself wide open for an array of angry comments, flames, invalid reviews just to make me look bad, etc. because some people get mad because someone is lazy and doesn't put something on their profile, or whatever. I’ll tell some more useless information to clog your already undersized pea brains. That is the reason people read these things, right?
Name: Why do you think I have a screen name?
Sex: psh! Like that’s gonna happen anytime soon. What? You mean...OOOoh...eh heh... female...cough
Age: 15
Music: Linkin Park, Evanescence, Nickelback, Three Days Grace, Panic! At the Disco, KoRn, Breaking Benjamin, Metallica, Soundgarden, Puddle of Mudd, Sixx A.M., Nine Inch Nails, Staind, Van Halen, Red Hot Chili Peppers, System of a Down, Mudvayne, Motley Crue, Three Doors Down, Guns N Roses, Foo Fighters, Godsmack, The Who, Avenged Sevenfold, Seether, Hinder, Audioslave, Papa Roach, and those are just a FEW!!!!!!! I told you I was obsessed with music!
Country: United States
State: Unfortunately I live in a place that is a couple decades behind on fashion and intelligence: The one and only... dun dun dun...Kentucky.
Male character obsessions:(YuYu Hakusho) Hiei, Youko, Yusuke, Kurama (Fruits Basket) Haru, Kyo, (Naruto) Gaara, Naruto, Sai, Neji, Shino, Kiba, Kakashi, Haku, Kimimaru, Kabuto, Sasori, Deidara, Itachi, Hidan, Tobi, (Death Note) L, (Inuyasha) Sesshomaru, Naraku, Koga, Kageromaru, and those aren’t even close to all the hot Anime guys that I like!
Female character obsessions: (YuYu Hakusho) Kieko, Botan, Yukina, (Naruto) Hinata, Sakura (in shippuden she is much nicer/cooler/stronger), Temari, Tenten, Tsunade, Shizune, (Inuyasha) Sango, and my #1 absolute favorite Character…(drum roll)… Kagome Higurashi! There are more kick…butt chicks out there that I like. Man, why wont they let us curse!
TV shows: Avatar: The Last Airbender, Inuyasha, Fruits Basket (I also watch Anime and read Manga), Whose Line Is It Anyway, Ed, Edd, and Eddy (insanely addicting), Death Note, YuYu Hakusho, Naruto, Moonlight, Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex, Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex: 2nd gig, Wolfs Rain, Vampire Hunter D, and many many many many many many many… oh well you get the point… many more.
Current relational status (if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend, husband/wife, etc.): All alone, no one here beside me...
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This is Bunny. Technically I stole this from Death by Squishy on fanfiction.net who stole this from Iname, who stole it from EarnestinBerlin, who stole it from Sohma-Kitty-10-14, but how can you say no to a bunny?? If you like it, it's up to you for grabs. Copy paste it in your profile, the bunny will rule FF.net someday!
And MM.org too!
(Manical laughter insert here) (that's Squishy's laugh)
Why? Because the bunny said so! SUPPORT THE BUNNY!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf, danyan, Colt-Man, 24kt White Gold, Rainella, Youkai Goddess, LonelyChild
If you think the Rabbit should either kill the kids who won't give him Trix, or transform them into something other than 'kids', copy and paste this into your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes bad. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
92 percent of the population is bringing sexyback. Put this in your profile if your part of the 8 percent who never lost it!
I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if your screwed.
If you are on fanfiction.net or Mediaminer.org for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, and you're getting tired of the people who are, copy this and paste it onto your profile.
If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
§ Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
§ Specify that your drive-through order is to go. It confuses people.
§ My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
§ When they put "unknown" at the end of a quote, it's probably because they don't know how to spell "anonymous"
§ Don't get high on Life; cereal hurts when you put it up your nose.
§ I'm not a vegetarian because i love animals; i'm a vegetarian becaus i hate plants.
§ Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge.
§ Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
§ The tiger can't change his spots. No, wait, he did! Good for him!
§ If swimming is so good for your figure, then explain whales!
§ There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
§ Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
§ Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?!
§ Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
§ I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
§ "One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
§ Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
§ Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
§ “…” “…” “” “??” “...!” “…?” “Dot dot dot!” “Aggg!” “?”
§ Stupid ninjas! All I do is sneak around their village planning all their deaths and the throw a kunai at me! How rude!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected; a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
"When you're blue, a good friend will ask what's wrong. A true friend will try to dislodge what's chocking you."
"When you get thrown in jail, a good friend will come bail you out. A true friend will be in there with you going "Damn, we fed up.""
"A good friend will help you up when you fall. A true friend will laugh at you and then trip you again."
"A good friend will keep you secrets when you ask them too. A true friend will keep their mouths shut without you asking them."
“Hey! If I can travel back in time five hundred years and marry a half-blood youkai then why can’t I go to a school for magic?”
§ I was un-cool before un-cool was cool. -A sticker
§ Every time you call Al a robot. God kills a kitten. -FMA icon
§ They say curiousity killed the cat, but it was me. –Unknown
§ Screw you guys, I'm goin' home. -E. Cartman
§ I'm gonna go in my little corner and be emo now... -My friend
§ Dance like no one is watching. –Unknown
§ I loose IQ points when I talk to you... -unknown
§ If you come downstairs and my legs are torn off, then there's a problem. -I read this somewhere, and fell in love with it.
§ "Life is like a bowl of cherries: everyone's a fruit."
§ "The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
§ "Computer games don't affect kids. I mean if Pacman affected our generation, we'd all run around in a dark room munching pills and listening to repetitive music."
§ "Somewhere people are plotting against you and I am probably among them."
§ "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."
§ "Well think about it. If I actually followed the plan, I'd have little chance to half ass things later on. Improvisation is key."
§ "You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance."
§ "If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy."
§ "On a side note, I think this is the first time anyone has ever used the word misinformation when talking about something we posted here. I find it very exciting to think that I am spreading misinformation. I may move up to half-truths next and then eventually onto wild speculation."
§ "And that is why I haven't been hit by any cast-iron skillets in my 17-years of life. Not because I don't deserve it, but because I don't fuck around with people that hit people with cast-iron skillets."
§ 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.
§ Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.
§ If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
§ If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
§ If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
~end of the really sad story~
This is another thing about child abuse please oh please make it stop!!please!!
Month One
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but i have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time i hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy
today i learned how to suck my thumb.
if you could see me
you cold definitely tell that i am a baby.
I'm no big enough to survive outside my home though
it is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I Hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and i cry with you even though
you can't hear me
Month Four
Mommy
My hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but i will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you
He said that i'm not a baby
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, whats abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! Help me!
Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every abortion is just...
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
Girls Don't realize these things;
I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"
I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk
I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.
I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date
I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care
But most of all
I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry
That I cared
I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
If your family wonders how you can remember all the Naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile.
THINGS TO DO WHEN IN WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute
intervals.
3 . Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.
4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.
5. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk
if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
9. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible.
10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout,
"PICK ME! PICK ME!!"
11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
12. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly..."Hey! We're out of
toilet paper in here!"
13. Go into the Butchers Department and start rubbing steaks up and down on your face saying " oooohhhh that feels so good"
14. Go to the fruit and veg department - get two bananas' and put one in each pocket - walk around the store calling everyone pilgrim in your best John wayne accent sporadically whipping them out of you pocket - making gun
noises and then slumping to the floor as if you've just taken several
bullets to the chest.
15. Bring your own DVD, popcorn, sweets, drinks and nibbles and pick a
nice spot on the floor in the electrical section. Sit cross legged and enjoy the film. (soap operas and kleenex are optional)
16. Take boneless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them skyward whilst screaming" Fly my little ones, fly and be free!"
17. Randomly jump into people's shopping carts asking "Will you be my mommy?"
This is a quote I've had to read alot to try and make me feel better about myself. Really I think that they're words to live by.
"Girls are like apples. The best ones are at the top of the trees. Boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are the hardest to reach, and boys are afraid of falling and getting hurt. So instead they pick up the apples on the ground, which aren't as good, but are easier to get. So the lonely apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing."
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