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User Name:	JoezeeCanadian
Name/Nick:	Joe
Last Visited On:	Feb. 12th, 2003, 23:32:52, PST
Registered On:	June 06, 2002
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AIM Handle:	Joe zee Canadian
Biography:	I'm.... updateing this for the second time(my puter decided to be a censored and deleted what I'd already typed in.... which was a lot !_!) Name: Joseph (that's all yer gettin!) Nickname(s): Joe, Canadian-sama, Canadian, Farmer, Jo Jo, Psycho, Mental Patient, Osama Bin Beaver[if you must know..... I was blamed for 9/11 by my classmates, as I was home sick that day..... and I was somehow previously stuck with the school psycho title..... but know this, I did not blow up those buildings, or kill all those people...... and I really don't care anymore, no offense..... but, it was half a continent away from me...] Age: 19(where I live, that makes me legal to do anything I want..... except get into strip bars.... but I've yet to actually try that one....) Height: 6' 1"(give or take an inch) Eye Color: Blue Green, I think.... I'm pretty sure.... oh, and I has glasses too ^____^ ish a blind son ovva gun Hair Color: I like to say it's black for simplicities sake, but it's really more of a really dark brown(to the point of looking black on the top of ma head ^^;;) Picture of me?: Why would anyone actually see what my evil face looks like? .... Well.... I guess if you really want to see, you have to become my friend ^___^ Am I taken?: As far as I know I'm single..... but someone may have left a silent claim for me.... looks around suspiciously, feeling eyes watching him Likes: ANIME!, Japanese Music(Two-Mix, yeah ^^), saying 'yeah' all the time, saying 'eh' at the end of a lot of sentences for, no real reason, my kitties(I have 2 cats, and 2 kittens.... all with wierd names.... ^^;; [Boot(the tom cat.... and named after a suggestion from a friend....), Squirrel(the nutty momma kitty.... who kinda acts like a Squirrel), Dog(the kitten who is afraid of my feet.... I don't know why), and Scamper[Shcamper ^^;;](the kitten who is afraid of my hand, but likes to be petted)], let's see.... uhm.... writing, drawing, reading fanfics, browsing other people's art(it can be fun..... but I usually browse art so I can tell myself how badly I suck to make myself try to improve.... oddly.... it works.... sometimes), sprite web-comics(8-Bit Theatre and DPI for example[side note: Sakana Yama is the best comic ever! ^____^ oh.... and it's on the DPI website ^^;;], uhm, lets see.... oh yeah, most importantly, my friends! ^___^ Dislikes: This list is.... kinda long, so, I'll try and sum it up best I can ^^;; : School, English Class, History Class, Being Wrong, anything that involves moving more than a foot, anything that involves lifting/pushing, anything that involves going outside to 'enjoy' the great outdoors, "Freeeaaaash Country Air!"[for the uneducated city folk who have no idea about this kind of stuff, it's the smell of cow manure ^___^], Dogs(yes, I hate canines, but I love my kitten named Dog ^^], my mother[may her woman loving ass burn in hell(and not because she's a woman lover..... but because.... well.... for any of you who have divorced parents and have never heard from one of them in 8 years, even on birthdays and Christmas and stuff, then you know what I mean..... if you don't.... I hope you never find out)], uh.... school, my computer when it's being a censor, my connection dropping out, my brother[we are all supposed to hate our siblings right? Not true, but in my case, I have no choice, because he's the exact opposite of me..... which makes him hard to not hate...... even though I'm the better of the two ^^;; (and I'm not saying that to better myself, I'm saying that because it's true)], my brother kicking me off the puter.... and much, much more..... just too lazy to list them off ^^;; Things I am Known for!: Okay, most of you prolly wouldn't know these things, but I'll put them here so you'll know! ^^;; : procrastinating, doodling in class, falling asleep in class, not doing homework, not studying for tests, making 90's and 100's on tests after not even paying attention in class[this is all true!], being lazy, being refered to as the insane one, being refered to as the one most likely to start World War 3(although, it is possible, I wouldn't count on it), having some wierd habit of wanting nuclear weapons(so?! I want to have something I can threaten people with too! It's not fair that the president of the united states has nukes to threaten with.... I wanna threaten people too!!!! whines Actually.... I don't want nukes..... if anything, I want anti-matter bombs!!! ^____^ [note: If you are in anyway affiliated with the police, or any other justice serving department(police, FBI, CIA, the president of the United States, The Prime Minister of Canada, Emporer/ess of Japan, or any other world leader, UN member, Peace Corps, or anything like that, you now have no right to reveal any of this information, or attempt to persecute me from this profile, as it is in violation with an act that protects my right of privacy on the net, or something like that, I'm too lazy to look it up, but you guys can look it up, and you'll find it! Besides, if you are now reading this, you are now legally agreeing that you can not release or attempt to prosecute anyways! Yeah! I got you just because you were reading!!! bwahahahaha!!!! What.... no! keep that white jacket away from me! Back I say, BACK!]), uhm.... I'm also known for randomly talking in third person, believing I am a Canadian god (Canadian-sama ^^;;), and, just for being all around random ^________^ MY FRIENDS!: The list of honor!!! cause if yer on it, then your mental health has been damaged by me already!!!! : Midget[Midge, Magic Midget, Midgey, Midg-ah, ma midget, myjet, short one, o midgetous one, kicker of shins], Ritter[rittah, noodle-sama[yeah, she's on mediaminer here someplace under noodle-sama, just as Midget is hideing out as midget], Dave[uhm.... just think of him as the guy the brown calf went up to, and had the right idea, but wrong person/species/sex ^^;; ), Press(uhm.... I HATE YOU DAMNIT!), all ma high school buddies[they may know who they are.... but if they don't, we all went to HHS, someplace in Canada.... near a covered bridge! 柯柵(go class of '02, whoo!), Julie(uh.... she's an aim buddy ^^), Brie(she's Julie's rl friend, and an aim buddy fer me ^^), Carolyn(uh.... she has a lotta nicknames, but I can't really remember 'em..... she's been my on-line bud for..... bout 5 years now..... well, it was about the length of time I had the internet ^^;;), and I shall add more as they need adding ^______^ How to contact me?: Well, that can be done in 1(or more) of four ways: on AIM my screen name is: Joe zee Canadian on MSN my hotmail address is: sgt_beaver@hotmail.com [but don't send mail there! I don't read it!] on Yahoo! IM my username is: dumey [but don't expect to see me on Yahoo or MSN very often] OR you can e-mail me at: joezeeca@subspacerelay.com [I check that daily, and log on aim for countless hours a day ^^;;) Hopefully.... I may see someone..... and talk to them.... and befriend them.... and have them tell me how badly I suck..... although, you can do that in reviews anyways ^^;; ... why would you wanna talk to me anyways? O.o Oh.... and one more random thing I like to add...... BOOBIES! ehehe ^^;;