| User Name: | Deathlady |
| Name/Nick: | I WILL NEVER TELL YOU! |
| Last Visited On: | Feb. 12th, 2006, 14:31:08, PST |
| Registered On: | October 10, 2003 |
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| Biography: | A bit about my characters
Name: DeathLady Shikyo (Yes she dose have a last name)
Gender: Female
Age: 189 (looks about: 18)
I.Q.: 130
Race: Pure wolf demon.
Hair: Waist-length black hair with a gold highlight on the left.
Eyes: Amber
Height: Five-foot-ten
Powers: A very small amount of magic, strong melee, a good sense of smell, and has a bit of telepathy.
Top MPH: 80
Weapons: A scimitar, bow and sword.
Looks: Five-foot-ten and slender. She has waste long black hair with one gold streak on the left side and has Wolf ears and tail with gold tips on both. Doesn’t where shoes.
Class: um... some sort of C
Friends: Ford, Lobowolf, WindWolf, Puppy, Yoko, Dark-Sparrow, BHS, and Dreamfox.
Bishie: Yoko ^___^
Weakness: Her Bishie, silver chains/crosses/ ECT. Puppy dog eyes, windy days *points to wings*, some country music (Ford!), ice, cookie dough ice cream, and that’s all I can think of for now....
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Name: E.T. (Death's human host)
Gender: Girl
Age: 13 (People you 13th birthday is not so lucky. If you say it is tell it to BHS' dead burnt sock.)
I.Q.: 118 (Yay it went up 2 points!)
Hair: Middle of her back Blond and curly.
Eyes: Bright blue
Height: five-foot-five (I think.........)
Race: Human. Um and 1/3 Irish and some outher stuffs.
Weapons: Her insanity
Weakness: Red rooms (I HATE THEM, I HATE THEM!), Fire, cute fuzzy things, fanfiction, books, boxes (don't ask...), and um.... that’s all for now.
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Name: Puppy
Age: 1 Year
Gender: Female
I.Q.: Who knows?
Race: Wolf
Fur: All over and grayish silver
Eyes: Emerald green
Height: 400 ft. at max (But will get bigger)
Weapons: Teeth, Size, and Claws.
Weakness: Um...DeathLady and her partial hatred of Yoko...I think...
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INSIDE JOKES AND JUST PLAN JOKES
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It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside. Whether you're white, or black, or a Sasquatch even. As long as you follow your dream, no matter how crazy or against the law it is, except for Sasquatch. If you're a Sasquatch, the rules are different.
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes
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I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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I’m a little pyro short and stout here is the gasoline here is my match when u put them together - - - - - - - - - - BOOM!
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If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
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What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
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Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
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If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
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If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
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Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
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Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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A chrysanthemum by any other name would be a lot easier to spell.
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Cracks up, laughing maniacally, he dances around scratching his chest saying Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!
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Perfection is something that needs to be perfected
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May your brake pedals be eaten by acidic snails!
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Or how my computer wanted to put it May acidic snails eat your brake pedals!
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Why was Yuske walking on water? Well yuske is a punk and doesn't follow the rules... that include the laws of physics....
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Okay, why do people want to take over the earth all the time! Villains need to think of newer things to do!!!!
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Is that the cause of Death? I’m pretty positive it’s the knife in his back sir.
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Clean water is the leading cause of death in the world. *Thanks Ford*
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WHAT IN THE NAME OF FIERY BURNING TEACUPS OF PAIN IS IT?!!! *Thanks again Ford*
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What’s that.....? I hear the faint clicking of angles coming for me......their typing fanfics! *Thanks to lobowolf*
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This land is my land; this land ain't your land. I gotta shotgun, you ain't got one. Get off my land, or I’ll blow your head off. This land is my property! (Sing to the tune of, This land is my land)*Thanks again to lobowolf*
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Must.......itch.......lungs.
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Later is digging into my lungs again!
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SAVE THE PLAN BOOKS!!!! (Thanks from Amy and Kayla from my school)
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Screw you Ken!
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Her greatest fear....... cute little nine-year olds.........
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I HAVE NO SPLEEN! 8.8
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Arizona is hiring a SWAT teem monkey. There training it to crawl into small spaces, open locked doors, and fid suicide victims.
Monkey looking for clues: hum...well...theres a banana over there...and some papers over there.....ah ad a shiny nickel over there. WHAT THE HELL AM I LOOKING FOR!??!? SWAT teem member: ok monkey go find the dead body.
Monkey: ok...but don't expect me to do CPR or nothing.
Suicide victim: *is about to jump*
Monkey: WAIT! Don't jump! I'm a monkey!
Suicide victim: screw this! *jumps*
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funny school excuses.
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1) My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
2) Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
3) Dear School: Please exscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32, and also 33.
4) Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
5) Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
6) John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
7) Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
8) Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
9) Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
10) Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
11) Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs. [words in ()'s were crossed out.]
12) Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
13) Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
14) Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
15) I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wears.
16) Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
17) Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
18) My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
19) Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
20) Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
21) Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
22) Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor
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Ways to annoy your parents
#1) Paint your windows.
#2) Boil ice cream.
#3) redecorate your garage.
#4) Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids.
#5) bury your father’s car. Tell him your him the dog/cat did it.
#6) Challenge the neighbor kid to duel.
#7) climb a sidewalk.
#8)Donate your brother's/sister's body to science.
#9) have your cat bronzed.
#10) Hot wax the bottoms of your brother's dress shoes.
#11) Learn to type...with your toes.
#12) Make a quilt.......out of used cocktail napkins.
#13) mow your carpet.
#14) Paint your home...bright neon orange.
#15) Plant a shoe and whate for it to grow.
#16) Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
#17) plot the overthrow of your local School Board.
#18) Pour instant concrete in your brothers/sisters waterbed and watch him/her jump in it.
#20) Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets.
#21) Rake your carpet (to clean up the mowing clippings.)
#22) sees if you really can build a small nuclear device in your basement and then plot to take over the world.
#23) takes apart all your major kitchen appliances. Mix and match all the parts.
#24) take your sofa for a walk. ((Good luck getting it out the door))
#25) Turn your TV upside down and watch it that way.
#26) Wax the ceiling.
#27) ask them ways to get them annoyed.
#28) Ask Why? All the time.
#29) Say Are we there yet? Over and over again.
#30) give you parents cell-phone number to random people on the street. (If girl give it to a boy) (If boy give it to a girl)
#31) Say prove it every time they state something. Like (Dinners ready! PROVE IT!)
#32) Say deal with it every time they say something.
#33) Answer the phone by saying WHO are you, WHAT do you want, and WHY are you living!
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