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User Name:	inuyasha-lover
Name/Nick:	Kimberly
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Biography:	i was inuyasha-lovers now i am inuyasha-lover i was baned becouse i put up a list...... i gess the list should go here... Quotes and other funnies (the only credit i take is puting them all in a list) Love Your Enemies. It Will Drive Them Crazy. "There is no one who does not carry scars on his heart. If there were such a man, he'd be a very shallow soul." -Hiei 'Knowledge is Power, power corrupts, Study hard, Be evil' 4 of the 5 voices in my head say that i'm not crazy Better to die on your feet than live on your knees. "You can die at any time, but it takes true courage to live." -Kenshin Himura "Don't ever forget that with each step a person is able to take on their own, they have become that much stronger." ~Tamahome First sign of insanity: Screaming at the voices inside your head. Rogers: "You are all casualties until 1400 hours." Jack: "Would that be Daylight Savings or Standard?" (Rules Of Engagement -- Stargate SG-1) "A sign of things to come, or is the danger already here? Hn. Then again, what do I care?"- Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho "You do them one favor and they think you're their best friend. This is why I could care less if their entire species was swallowed up."- Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho "Hey Yusuke, I think we've finally stumbled across a very good reason for me to help. If we don't defeat Sensui, we'll be overrun with these vermin disgrace to the Demon race. And I would not enjoy that."- Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho "As much as I can't stand the humans, I think I loathe tourists even more."- Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho "Kurama. There is no one who does not have scars on his heart. If there were someone like that, he would be a shallow bastard."- Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho The Movie Poltergeist Report "It's ready!"- Mrs. Hughes "What? The tea?"- Maes Hughes "No... the baby!"- Mrs. Hughes from Fullmetal Alchemist "You know, you could try to help while you're here, Hughes."- Roy Mustang "Lay off... I'm as normal as they come and this is a contest of freaks. What do you want me to do... fire my slingshot at him?"- Maes Hughes from Fullmetal Alchemist Normal is over-rated. We're all insane, just some of us don't show it very much... If life is being a bitch to you then bitch back! "Nothing loved is ever truly lost in death cause the pain is a small price to pay for memories..." I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every freaking minute of it! A best friend is the sibling God forgot to give you. Dreams are the substance which realities are made of. You're a team player, a save-the-day superhero. -pause- I hate people like you -hiei You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same. Nothing's wrong with me... The world's just sane. NOOOOOOOOO! Don't get too close, I bite You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you are ugly If money doesn't grow on trees, how come banks have branches? When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout! I chouse to reject your reality and substitute with my own It's only funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious Smile-It confuses people Death is life's way of saying you’re fired Lead me not into temptation, I can find the way myself hey look its a butter fly. LETS RIP ITS WINGS OFF SO I CAN WALK LIKE THE REST OF US. You know you're weird when you're having a snack, can't find a pencil, and think "Oh no! Did I EAT the pencil?" What happens when you get scared half to death twice? Will Turner: "You cheated" Captain Jack Sparrow: "Pirate" -Pirates of the Caribbean "But why is the rum gone?" - Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean "I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed. " "Freeze? I'm a robot. I'm not a refrigerator. " "I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it. " "Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction, 'cause I don't. " - Marvin in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Ford: You're looking for the Ultimate Question. Zaphod: Yep. Ford: You. Zaphod: Me. Ford: Why? Zaphod: No, I tried that: Why? 42. Doesn't work. Arthur: Normality? We can talk about normality until the cows come home. Ford: What is normal? Trillian: What is home? Zaphod: What're cows? - the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy If a dog could talk he would say "bark!" Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers ~~~~~~~~~~~~ This was written by Eleanor Roosevelt. Many people will walk in and out of your life, But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart. Anger is only one letter short of danger. If someone betrays you once, it is his fault; If he betrays you twice, it is your fault. Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people. He who loses money, loses much; He who loses a friend, loses much more; He who loses faith, loses all. Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, But beautiful old people are works of art. Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself. Friends, you and me… You brought another friend… And then there were 3… We started our group… Our circle of friends… And like that circle… There is no beginning or end… Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is mystery. Today is a gift. ~~~~~~~~~~~ " I am known to everyone, but unknown to anyone." ~unknown~ "Rise my new apprentice. You shall be known as...Darth...Vader." -Darth Sidious, Star WarsIII "You're either with me or against me." -Anakin Skywalker, Star WarsIII >Hardest Question: "What color was George Washington's Favorite black Horse?" Stupidity is not a crime, so you're free to go Time flies when you don't know what you're doing. All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day! "I ain't gonna hit ya Maybourne... Im gonna Shoot ya" (O'Neil Stargate sg-1) "Maybourne you are an idiot every day of the week, why couldn't you have taken one day off?" (Samantha Carter Stargate sg-1) "Undomesticated equines could not remove me." = Wild Horses couldn't drag me away ( Teal'c Stargate sg-1) "I think the circle means 'the place of our legacy', um... or it could be 'a piece of our leg', but the first seems to make more sense." ( Daniel Jackson Stargate sg-1) "General Hammond, request permission to beat the c**p out of this man." ( O'Neil Stargate sg-1) "Lose it? It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of one's faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal WACKO!" ( O'Neil stargate sg-1) "You know that 'we come in peace' business? Bite me." (O'Neil stargate sg-1) "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." "Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?" "Which way does a compass point in space?" "If a criminal turns himself in, shouldn't he get the reward money?" Jayne: "Testing, testing. Captain, can you hear me?" Mal: "I'm standing right here." Jayne: "You're coming through good and loud." Mal: " 'Cause I'm standing right here." Inara: (pissed) "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?" Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?" Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'." Wash: (Off an alarm sounding from the console) "Closing in." Zoe: "Planet's coming up a mite fast." Wash: "That's just cause I'm going down too quick. Likely crash and kill us all." Mal: "Well, that happens, let me know." Kaylee: "Well, we're headed for help... right?" Zoe: "Captain will come up with a plan." Kaylee: "That's good. Right?" Zoe: "Possibly you're not recalling some of his previous plans." Mal: "Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." Don't ask me how my day was,cause I don't know,i slept through it. "tresspassers will be shot,survivers will be shot again" "I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." Rodney Dangerfield. "You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is." Ellen DeGeners. "Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac." George Carlin. "I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?" Paul Merton. "I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own." Les Dawson. "First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down." George Burns. "The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with." Marty Feldman. "Dare I say it..Flower Power?" -Kazuma Kuwabara, Yu Yu Hakusho AT LAST! I SEE THE LIGHT! Oh, wait, that's the sun. "I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen...and replaced by exact duplicates." 1.I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2.Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. 3.Half the people you know are below average. 4.99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5.42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 6.A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 7.A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 8.All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. 9.The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 10.I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. 11.How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? 12.If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. 13.Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 14.When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 15.Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. 16.Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. 17.I intend to live forever - so far, so good. 18.If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? 19.Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 20.What happens if you get scared half to death twice? 21.My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." 22.Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? 23.If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. 24.A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. 25.Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 26.To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. 27.The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there...I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt." Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible black crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Why is it that we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You will go into the field with the farmer and suffer under the hot sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer and for this I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's sort of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty years and you can have the other forty back." God agreed. On the second day, God created the dog. God said, "You'll sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.I'll give you a life span of twenty years."The dog thought then said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give back the other ten." So God agreed. On the third day God created the monkey. God said, "You'll entertain people, do monkey tricks, and make everyone laugh. I'll give you a life span of twenty years."The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. The Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do also, okay?" And God agreed again. On the fourth day God created man. God said, "You'll eat, sleep, play,have sex, and enjoy life. Your life span will be twenty years." Man thought and said, "What? Only twenty years? No way. Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, plus the forty the cow returned, and the ten the dog gave back and the ten the monkey gave back. That totals eighty years, okay?" "Okay," said God, "you've got a deal." So that's why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy life; for the next forty years we slave in the hot sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much." The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house." The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two." The the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man." The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two." The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it." ---------------------------------------------------------- There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!” ---------------------------------------------------------- A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?" The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!" The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!" ---------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on? A: Because it said, ''Sorry, try again.'' ---------------------------------------------------------- Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!" The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!" The third blondie said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!" They where still arguing ten minutes later when a train hit them. ---------------------------------------------------------- Be nice to people on your way up, Because you’ll meet them on your way down. “If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.” Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward. - Vernon Sanders Law “I break for........................OH SHIT NO BRAKES!!!” - from a bumper sticker “I chose the road less traveled, now where the HELL am I???” “Appearance catches the eyes, but personality captures the heart.” Multitasking means screwing up several things at once.