| User Name: | Empress of Cats |
| Name/Nick: | Jazmine |
| Last Visited On: | Mar. 13th, 2005, 13:00:10, PST |
| Registered On: | July 07, 2004 |
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| Yahoo Handle: | naokocat567@yahoo.com |
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| Biography: | "Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."
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Keep anime alive in America!
~*~*~*~Other places you can find me~*~*~*~
http://nfiction.com/user.php?userid=1114&search=1
http://www.fictionpress.com/~jasumin
http://neopets.com/randomfriend.phtml?user=empress_of_talent (rarely there…I like to starve my pets!)
http://soupfiction.net/viewuser.php?uid=13278
http://soupfiction.net/viewuser.php?uid=12683 (I have two accounts!)
~*~*~About the Authoress known as Empress~*~*~
Well, well, you pathetic mortals. Somehow you have stumbled upon the bio of Empress of Cats; I have the deepest sympathies on you.
Name: Spazee Authoress,The Ultimate Authoress,Empress of the Universe, Ruler of the Cats, Demented Child…Evil Empress, Stupid Baka Empress, or just plain old…
Empress
Real Name: Jazmine…I hate my name! Only Marly can call me Jazzy…Anyone else…shall be deeply punished *evil cackle*
Age: Not telling YOU! NYAH! *sticks out tongue*
Sexuality: Look…I’m straight as a pin.
Grade: Seven as of 8/25/04
Social Status: ANIME FREAK/Writer/Outcast Artist!! WELCOME TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SOCIAL FOODCHAIN!!! ^_^ W00t!
Birthday: 11/28/ You guess the year with my grade! (Hint: 90-92) YOU guess the year, 1990, 1991, or 1992
Home State: California…despite popular belief. No the weather is NOT perfect and sunny! OUR WEATHER’S WEIRD!!
School: Anyone go to SJCS?! IT SUCKS!!!
Height: 9’10” (I wish) 5’2 ¾” or 5'3" can't really tell.
Hair color: Dark brown, usually in ponytails. (Currently in a braid)
Eye color: Kinda almond shaped. Dark brown—light-ish dark though...black or dark blue rimmed. (I can’t really tell!) ^_~
Skin Tone: Tan...Deep Tan...
Ethnic Background: Filipino, Mexican, Irish…
Sex: Female…duh! *rolls eyes* No, I’m a man named Jazmine…but my mom knew a guy named Ariel! O_O
FYI: I am NOT a racist, sexist, or any other ist’s except of a pessimist. I am also Christian.
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Fave. Animes:
Yugi-Oh: (LOVE TO MAKE FUN OF THE DUB!! But…I also watch for the animations.)
Azumanga Daioh: The most hilarious and random anime ever! KUDO points for the creator of this excellent anime!
Fushigi Yugi
InuYasha: Awesome anime! LOVE IT! ^_^
Hamtaro: Such an adorable lil’ show! ^_^
Cowboy Bebop: Hahaha…hilarious!
His and Her Circumstances: TOO FUNNY!!!!
Card Captor Sakura
Fave. Mangas:
Kare Kano
Sailor Moon (Hate the (dubbed) anime, love the manga)
Card Captor Sakura (Nice to meet you, good to see you kitto!)
Magic Knight Raye Earth
Love Hina
Call Me Princess
Hamtaro
Many more…trust me! (You poor you can't--AH! *gets thwacked* Ouch...)
~*~*~Fave Books~*~*~
Holes
Harry Potter Series
A Series of Unfortunate Events
Where the Red Ferns Grow
Princess Diaries
All of Meg Cabot's books
The Giver
~*~Fave Singers/Bands~*~*~
Bands:
Good Charlotte
Evanescence
V6
Morning Musume
Creed
The Brilliant Green
Yellow Card
Blink 182
Matchbox Twenty
Trapt
Dashboard Confessional
Led Zeppelin
Deep Purple
Black Sabbath
Switchfoot
Singers:
Gackt
Utada Hikaru
Weird Al Yankovich
Jason Mraz
Michelle Branch
BoA
~Favorite Things~
Food: cheese sandwiches
Drink: diet vanilla pepsi
Poet: Edgar Allen Poe
Colors: Black, Purple,Dark Blue...
Animal: Damn, um, dolphin, panther, and owls.
Type of Music: Rock (duh), Techno (w00t), J-pop
Types of Rock: Alternative
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Things that bug the hell out of me:
*YUGI/TEA (AUGH WHY)
*YAMI/TEA (AHHHHHH!!!!)
*TEA/ANYONE (DISGUSTING! UNLESS THE PAIRING CHANGES!!)
*When ff.net doesn't let me upload *'s and ~'s and even ^'s and _'s!!! (Stupid ass new feature!)
*Little kids who try to act twice their age (10 year olds who carry purses and cell phones, and talk about their boyfriends. AND EVEN WEAR SLUTTY CLOTHING! AUGH)
*When people go through my stuff…ESPECIALLY MY DRAWINGS!
*When ff.net deletes my stories for stupid-ass reasons (real-person based, chat room, basically stupid jealous people!)
*Hillary Duff (ACK! A MINDLESS NOOB!!!!!)
*My dad sometimes, same with my nephew
*My sister's boyfriends (he abuses her! *kills Daniel a thousand times* MWAHAHAAHA!
*Sitting home being too bored during summer vacation
~*~Fun Things~*~
*Writing
*Drawing
*Listening to MUSIC
*Being a lazy bum
*Being bored
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MWAHAHAHA! I GOT SQUID'S VERSE FROM THE DIG IT SONG!!
Man, it's S-Q-U-I-D
You wanna try me
End up with an IV
Trust me
You're poor
You can't pay the fee
Try diggin' one hole
Then see me, boy!
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I also got the song from the commentary on the Holes DVD! Original by the Holes dudes!
Chick-e-dy, chick-e-dy in my soup
How many froot-de-loops can I loop?
1, 2, a 3, 4, 5
Getting down on atop of a beehive!
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Wondering-Good Charlotte
If you want me to wait,
I will wait for you
If you tell me to stay,
I would stay right through
If you don't wanna say,
Anything at all
I'm happy wondering
Go!
Yeah, yeah!
Since I was a young man
I never was a fun man
I never had a plan and no security then
Ever since I met you
I never could forget you
I only wanna get you right here next to me
'Cause everybody (a-wha-oh-oh)
Needs someone that they can trust and...
You're somebody(a-wha-oh-oh)
That I found just in time
If you want me to wait,
I will wait for you
If you tell me to stay,
I would stay right through
If you don't wanna say,
Anything at all
I'm happy wondering.
Now my life is changing
It's always rearranging
It's always getting stranger than I thought it ever could
Ever since I found you
I wanna be around you
I wanna get down to the point that I need you
'Cause everybody (a-wha-oh-oh)
Needs someone that they can trust and...
You're somebody(a-wha-oh-oh)
That I found just in time
If you want me to wait,
I will wait for you
If you tell me to stay,
I would stay right through
If you don't wanna say,
Anything at all
I'm happy wondering
Go!
Yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah...
Don't tell me
The bad news
Don't tell me anything at all
Just tell me
That you need me
And stay right here with me
If you want me to wait,
I will wait for you
If you tell me to stay,
I will stay right through
If you don't wanna say,
Anything at all
I'm happy wondering
If you want me to wait,
I will wait for you
If you tell me to stay,
I will stay right through
If you don't wanna say,
Anything at all
I'm happy wondering…
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QUIZ TIME!
Which one of my weird friends are you? (Just one of the few)
1. What do you think of shounen-ai?
A. ACK! Disgusting, why do you mention it?!
B. What's that? If it's anime, then...IT SUCKS!!
C. I LOVE IT! IT IS AWESOME!!!
D. Ummm...what's a shounen-ai? Is it a part of Homestar Runner you haven't visted yet?
2. Pudding.
A. Shut it, you Noah wannabe!
B. Pudding, pudding, pudding, pudding, AHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!
C. Pudding is an escaped llama that came from Mexico...DIE YOU MORTAL BEINGS!
D. Is good, but I like fluffy puff marshmallows better...
3. Bakura! Lalalallalalallalaallalaaaaaaaaaa!!!
A. WTF?! You're not weird...you're special.
B. Ehehehehhehehehehehee! Fun! Fun! Fun!
C. O________O
D. o_O??
4."Girls don't like boys, girls like..."
A. To steal money...
B. Ummm...PU-UUUUUUU-DING!
C. Money and yaoi...
D. Homestar Runner!
5. What's your favorite food?
A. RICE BALLS!
B. PUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGG!!!!
C. Sushi, sushi, SUUUSSSHIIII! Pocky.
D. CRAP! (aka chocolate)
6. Anzu is...
A. retarded
B. A somebody
C. A STUPID IDIOT BITCH WHO DOESN'T DESERVE TO LIVE BECAUSE IT RUINS Y/Y couplings same with R/B!!!
D. Ummm... a stupid name!
7. William Hung
A. Who's he?
B. Is funny
C. HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
D. Sings like homestar runner!
~*~Results~*~
If you got mostly A's...
Congratulations, you're my friend Ariel. You're a psyco, but, nice. You hate shounen-ai (curse you), and love anime. Either that, or you're insane...
If you got mostly B's...
Congratulations, you're my best guy friend, Noah. You're obsessed with pudding, or just the word. You're very hyper almost all the time, but you're a good friend.
If you got mostly C's...
Congratulations, you're....ME! You're a random shounen-ai obsessed freak, who LOVES anime. You tend to spazz out a lot, and you don't care.
If you get mostly D's...
Congratulations, you're my friend Derek. You're Homestar Runner obsessed, and damn proud of it. Keep being you, kid!
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You may now proceed to read some of the coolest stories on the face of the planet…don’t argue with me or else I shall send my cheese monkeys of doom on you!
Jameerca my Cheese Monkey: http://www.bigskyenterprise.com/images/evil_monkey_bse.jpg
(Except he’s yellow)
Empress on Fanfiction.Net: http://www.japimpact.com/personnage/images/preview/meroko_yui1.jpg
Purple Lightning: http://www.psychopup.com/da/images/purple_night_lightning_storm.jpg
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Rock on! ^_~
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