What could possibly be weirder than time-travelling, space-jumping, intergalactic TROLLS? How about finding out that you're actually one of them, and that your mom and dad only raised you because a weird old priest asked them to after a two-hundred-foot tall troll dropped you off at the local shrine? Still not weird enough? How about if there are other creatures of darkness out to get you, and one of them has possessed your high school teacher, who's kidnapped your girlfriend and plans on offering her as a human sacrifice to open a gateway to another dimension and probably cause the end of mankind? That's what happens in just the first few minutes of Go Nagai's SHUTEN DOJI - The Star Hand Kid, an all-out, non-stop assault on the senses unlike anything you've ever seen before!