Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ 'Net Naughtiness ❯ Boxes and a guinea pig ( Chapter 3 )

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Warning: This fic contains YAOI. That means if you don't like the though of two men humping each other, stay away! ^_~

A/N: I'm gonna try and make this chappy a bit longer for you guys, for some reason I nearly ALWAYS stop typing around the 1300 word mark. I'll try and get that up today.

'Net Naughtiness: Chapter 3

sExAy_saiyajin enters the room

funlovin enters the room

funlovin: hey!!!

sExAy_saiyajin: Hey.

funlovin gasps

sExAy_saiyajin: What? Am I not allowed to say that?

funlovin: no, no... i just...

funlovin giggles

sExAy_saiyajin: Excited to see me, then?

funlovin: yeah!! i couldn't wait to see you all day

sExAy_saiyajin: Heh heh.

funlovin sighs happily

funlovin: ...i love you...

sExAy_saiyajin: I love you too...

funlovin: i can't wait to see you

sExAy_saiyajin: Me neither.

funlovin: ah! kuso! dad's home! i'll talk to ya later, Trunks-kun

sExAy_saiyajin: Okay Goten-koi, I love you, bye.

funlovin: ai shiteru! ja ne!!

funlovin exits the room

sExAy_saiyajin exits the room

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Trunks sighed contentedly at the screen. He was so glad that he and Goten were a couple now. Even though they couldn't see each other much - because of school and work -, they were both mad about each other. And even though they had to use a computer often to talk to each other, at least they could keep in contact.

He got up out of the chair and left the room in the deserted part of Capsule Corp., heading towards the main complex. It was necessary to have the computer set up in such a secretive place because their relationship was still not official. Trunks knew how much his mother wanted grandchildren, and he didn't want to upset her.

Not now, especially. She had been acting very strange recently, and Trunks had begun to worry.

He didn't know what the reason behind it was, but she was unusually subdued. She rarely stopped to talk to him, and even when she did it was just a few words and a nod. Something was not right at all. He guessed it was to do with his father; she and him were always having fights, and didn't ask because he respected his mother's privacy. Still, he couldn't help but wonder if he SHOULD ask her.

'Ah well, it's probably nothing too serious.'

Still deep in his thoughts, Trunks didn't notice the figure of his father approaching him. And by the time he did, it was too late; he rebounded off of him and landed hard on his butt.

"Itai..." He moaned, rubbing his sore backside.

"Baka. You should watch where you're going." Bejiita smirked at him, "What are you doing in this part of the building anyway, brat?"

"Uh..." He realised he had bumped into him whilst still in the desolate section of Capsule Corp., "I... I was just looking for..." He spotted a nearby box cupboard, "Boxes! Yes, boxes. I was looking for boxes...for...uhh...my...guinea pig!! I just bought one." He grinned cheesily and rubbed the back of his head.

Bejiita sweatdropped. The boy sure was lame at making up excuses. "Hn. Whatever." And brushed him off non-chalantly for the second time that day.

Trunks watched the retreating back of his father. "What's HE doing here, that's what I'd like to know." He then blushed, "Guinea pigs!? Where did I get that one from..."

Standing up and brushing himself off, he went to raid the kitchen of its contents before getting back to his work.

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sExAy_saiyajin enters the room

sExAy_saiyajin: Hm, no-one here yet. I'll wait.

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5 minutes later...

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funlovin enters the room

sExAy_saiyajin: Finally. I've been waiting for you for ages, baka.

funlovin: oh, sorry!! hee hee, i just had to shoo my son away

sExAy_saiyajin: Hn. Same with mine.

funlovin: oh u have a son too?

sExAy_saiyajin: Hai.

funlovin: ...are u gonna tell me about him? :p

sExAy_saiyajin: No. It's not very interesting.

funlovin: aww! how culd u say that about ur own SON!

sExAy_saiyajin: It's easy really. I just typed it in.

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Bejiita smirked to himself. It was fun having a sense of humour...

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funlovin: hahahaah! good one :p

sExAy_saiyajin: I know.

funlovin sighs

funlovin: actually to tell the truth, im feelin a bit down today

sExAy_saiyajin: Why is that?

funlovin: well, um its kinda hard to explain

funlovin: i got my eye on this guy

funlovin: but he sort of... h8s me...

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He was surprised. How could anyone hate such a nice person?

'I could teach the bastard a lesson or two'

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sExAy_saiyajin: And why is that?

funlovin: well... i dunno, he just wont open up to me much

funlovin: i try talkin to him but he doesnt really take any notice of me

sExAy_saiyajin: Then he is a fool. You should destroy him.

funlovin: lol! i dont think that the answer

funlovin: sounds kinda mushy, but i dont think id be able to live without him

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Bejiita was hurt. How could he care for such an ignorant, selfish, bakayarou!? It pissed him off royally. Especially when there was someone like HIM who would be glad to have someone like 'funlovin'...

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sExAy_saiyajin: ...Then you are an even bigger fool than him.

funlovin feels sad

funlovin: i though u were on my side? :(

funlovin: thought**

sExAy_saiyajin: How could you possibly have feelings for someone who ignores you? Doesn't know you're there?

funlovin: well... actually i havent told him yet...

sExAy_saiyajin: Humph. I bet even if you did tell him, his attitude wouldn't change. I've known people like him. They never change.

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'Like me...'

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funlovin: u shuldnt be such a pessimist yknow

funlovin: whats there to live for if u never see the positive side of things?

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Bejiita was gobsmacked. He'd never thought someone like this could come out with such a phylosiphical statement. Especially one that made sense

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sExAy_saiyajin: Whatever. Just shut up about it already.

funlovin: :(

sExAy_saiyajin: And stop using those idiotic faces. It's pathetic.

funlovin: geez!! ur just like him! all mean and nasty and horrible

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'Uh w-wait! I didn't mean it to come out like that!!'

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sExAy_saiyajin: ...Sorry.

funlovin sighs

funlovin: im gonna go now ok

funlovin: i dont feel like talkin much nemore

sExAy_saiyajin: No, don't go. I'm sorry I said those things. I suppose I am like that guy.

funlovin: naw, i didnt mean that, i was just upset sorry

funlovin: hey u seem like a trustworthy and serious guy, do u wanna meet up or somethn? to talk i mean

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He froze.

'How can I talk to him in real life!? He would dispise me!'

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sExAy_saiyajin: I...I can't do that I'm afraid.

funlovin: y? r u a woman or somethin? LOL :p

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Bejiita blushed.

'How dare he mock me!'

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sExAy_saiyajin: No! Of course not. I will meet you. Where?

funlovin: gr8!! um do u kno where capsule corp is? i can meet u outside there

sExAy_saiyajin: Capsule Corp.? Hn. Fine.

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'Don't have to walk a long way...' He smirked to himself.

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funlovin: k, how about... um, well, now? i aint doin anythin at the mo

sExAy_saiyajin: Uh, sure.

funlovin: u dont sound so keen :(

sExAy_saiyajin: No, no, I am.

sExAy_saiyajin: Er, I mean I'm not.

sExAy_saiyajin: Wait, I am. OH KUSO!

funlovin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!1 ur really funny i cant wait 2 meet u

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Bejiita was getting a little uneasy. He really wasn't this funny in real life. He was boring, arrogant, sarcastic, and generally not very fun to be with. But he COULD be. If he tried. But if he tried, he would get embarassed...

That's all it came down to, really; self-confidence. He just didn't have ANY. Afraid that he would make a fool of himself in any situation.

So Bejiita may not be very... sociable, but he could at least try and make a few improvements to his general behaviour.

If he wanted this guy to like him, he'd have to make himself seem approachable, and not all scary and threatening. For one, he was gonna have to stop cussing every single thing whenever something made him angry. Two, he would need to be able to make conversation.

'That can't be too hard. Just ask questions and answer any when you're given them.' He nodded. That didn't seem to hard.

Three... smile.

'...Can't do that...'

Smiling! That was the hardest thing on the planet for him to do. He negotiated with himself. No smiling, but keep the ever-present frown off of his face. Replace it with something neutral.

He nodded again, 'I should be okay if I stick to all that.'

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funlovin: um, hello?

funlovin: S_S u there?

funlovin whistles

funlovin sees a tumbleweed blow past

sExAy_saiyajin: Uh, sorry. I was thinking.

funlovin: really? about what?

sExAy_saiyajin smirks

sExAy_saiyajin: Hn. Give me one good reason why I should tell you.

funlovin: aww, becuz ur my buddy!

sExAy_saiyajin: Buddy?

funlovin: sheesh, u dont kno what a buddy is? where u been all this time? mars? :p

sExAy_saiyajin growls

funlovin: ok, ok! buddy just means friend

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'He thinks of me as his friend? I've... never had one of those before...'

It was sad, but true. Bejiita had never really been able to trust anyone throughout his childhood - he was always backstabbed just when he thought he had someone to rely on. Even when he came to Chikyuu-sei he had never been able to really bond with anyone. Including Bulma.

Well, there was one person... Kakarotto. But he still didn't quite know what was going on concerning his relationship with him. They weren't quite friends, but... there was something there. Bejiita didn't know what it was, but he knew that he was too scared to find out. He was frightened of something...and he wasn't quite sure what it was, but knew that he couldn't get close to Kakarotto.

That's why he had to keep on pushing him away. Bejiita didn't really want to, but it was for the best. No-one could ever know about his past... no-one could get close to him and hurt him again...

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funlovin sighs overdramatically

funlovin: have u spaced out again?!

funlovin: come on... talk to me... uh,

funlovin: wait i just thought... i dont kno ur name!

sExAy_saiyajin: My apologies. I had to do something.

funlovin: yay! hes back!

funlovin: so whats ur name? i cant call u sExAy_saiyajin in real life :p

sExAy_saiyajin: Heh heh.

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"My name is..." He breathed as he typed it in, "...Bejiita."

He was just about to hit 'Enter' when he heard a loud crash followed by some cussing just outside the room. It was a female voice.

'Bulma...'

Quickly typing in a goodbye and another apology, he told him to meet him in 1 hour, and that he had to go, then exited the window.

Unfortunately he hadn't seen what 'funlovin' had last typed.

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funlovin: well while ur deciding whether to tell me ur name or not, ill tell u mine

funlovin: im Gokuu - nice 2 meetcha!

sExAy_saiyajin: sorry got to go, meet me later in 1 hour ,bye

sExAy_saiyajin exits the room

funlovin: anou... well at least he wants to me me! better get ready

funlovin exits the room

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There we go. I tried to make this chapter as long as possible... I will write an even longer one next time. I can tell you that in the next instalment, Bejiita and Gokuu DO meet up, with some confusion... tune in next time for another exciting episode of DRAGONBALL Z!!!!

Please tell me I did not do that... -_-;;