Fan Fiction ❯ The Adventures of the Masaharu Girls ❯ The Adventures of the Masaharu Girls: Naraku's Plot ( Chapter 4 )

`Kay guys…We couldn't find Mizu, so I guess you're just stuck with Yuki and I temporarily. Poor you.

Okay, quote.

"And you be like, get ye flask. And the game be like, you cannot get ye flask. Then you just gotta sit there and wonder why in the world you cannot get ye flask. Cuz' the game's certainly not gunna tell you. And there are no special graphics to help you out either." Strong Bad from Homestarrunner.com

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Miroku- You got any 3's?

Kagome- Nope.

Miroku, Kagome, Sango, and Shippo- (holding cards)

Sess- (brings Kikyo back to life) 3, 528…

Girls- (hang Kikyo)

Sess- (brings Kikyo back to life) 3, 529…

Kagome- (yells over shoulder) Have they run out of ways to kill her yet?

Sess- (watches Ayumu hit Kikyo with a blue rubber band) Far from it, Kagome….

Ayumu- (succeeds at killing Kikyo with a blue rubber band) Yeah!

Sess- 3, 530….

Kikyo- (back to life) My head hurts….

Hikari- I know! (decapitates Kikyo with sword)

Ayumu- Hikari!

Hikari- What?!

Ayumu- You took off her head! Now, no matter how many times Sesshy brings her back, she'll still die!

Yuki- Hm…

Mizu- (thinks)

Yuki- I got it!!! (pulls out duct tape)

Inuyasha- Duct tape?

Mizu- Yeah!

Yuki- (tapes Kikyo's head back on) There…

Sess- (rolls eyes) 3, 541…(face in dirt) What was that for!?

Yuki- It's 3, 531!

Sess- (whispers to himself) I'll show you 3, 531…

Ayumu- Secrets, secrets are no fun. Unless they're shared with everyone!

Inuyasha- (jumps out of tree) (sits next to Kagome) Can I play?

Kagome- Sure. (hands him a hand of cards)

Miroku- 1 Ace. (lays down card)

Sango- 3 twos…(lays down cards)

Kagome- 1 three. (lays down card)

Shippo- 3 fours. (lays down cards

Inuyasha- (stares at hand) 1 five. (lays down card)

Miroku, Sango, Kagome, Shippo- BS!!!

Inuyasha- (rolls eyes) (takes cards)

Ayumu- (runs over to Inuyasha) (takes the cards out of his hands)

Inuyasha- Hey!!

Ayumu- (starts giving Kikyo paper cuts with the cards)

Kikyo- (dies)(lives)(dies)(lives)

Sess- Are we done yet?

Girls- NO!!!!

In Naraku's current Castle

Naraku- Is it ready?

Servant-guy- Yes Naraku.

Naraku- Then send out Kanna to initiate phase 2.

Servant-guy- Yes sir.

Kanna- (comes out of the shadows in a rampage)(leaves the castle)

Naraku- (smirks) Prepare Kikyo…

Back in Inuyasha Forest

Sess- 4, 952…4, 953…4, 954…

Kagome- (slaps the cards) I win!

Shippo, Miroku, Sango, Inuyasha- (fall over) Again!

Kanna- (comes through bushes) (looks around)

Inuyasha- Look out! (draws sword) (charges at Kanna)

Kanna- I'm not after you today Inuyasha! (grabs Kikyo)

Kikyo- (alive) Let me go!!!

Kanna- (disappears)

Yuki- (confused look) What the heck just happened?

Mizu- And it was my turn to kill her! (cries)

Hikari- Obviously, Naraku wants her for something…

Ayumu- Maybe he wants to play checkers!

All the others- (look at Ayumu)

Inuyasha- We gotta go get her!

Kagome- (glares at Inuyasha) Why should we Inuyasha?

Inuyasha- Um, because…Naraku could…like, hurt her?

Kagome- Yeah, sure…

Shippo- Good excuse Inuyasha…

Inuyasha- Thanks!

Shippo- Sarcasm is a foreign language to you isn't it?

Inuyasha- (thinks) Yep!

Back in Naraku's temporary castle

Kikyo- (chained to a wall)

Naraku- (walks in) Hello, Kikyo.

Kikyo- You'll never get away with it Naraku!

Naraku- Get away with what?

Kikyo- Whatever you have planned for me!

Naraku- Oh, yes I will Kikyo. You see, I have a small favor to ask you…

Kikyo-Never!

Naraku- You haven't even heard my offer…

Kikyo- I don't care!

Naraku- Oh well, (evil smirk) you will pin Inuyasha back onto that tree for the rest of time!

Kikyo- (gasp) Never!

Naraku- You wanna rethink that? (forces a crystal into Kikyo's gut, spraying blood all over himself and Kikyo)

Kikyo- (gasp) (eyes turn all blank)

Naraku- (smirks) Welcome to the team Kikyo!

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There Yuki! I finished it! Are you happy now!? Okay…anyway, enjoy!

Hikari, Cat Youkai of the East