Fire Emblem Fan Fiction ❯ Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn ( random) ❯ 20 000 and I'll tell you the title ( Chapter 5 )
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By: Venetian Darkbringer 
Ranulf: So, we must start an investigation. * BAH Bahhh BUMMM! * ... On how exactly Skrimir fell on his head.
* BAH BAhhh BUMMMMMMM! *
Lethe: ... I will ask the company if they have seen any of it.
Ranulf: Ok lethe, I'll leave that to you.
* BAH Baaaahhhh BUMMMMM! *
Mordecai: Mordecai does not know what is wrong with Skrimir. Skrimir talks just like mordecai.
Lyre: That's the problem, Twit!
Anime/Manga: Fire Emblem Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 02.03.2008 | Updated On: 02.03.2008 | Pages: 2 | Words: 509 | Visits: 386 | Status: Completed
Ranulf: So, we must start an investigation. * BAH Bahhh BUMMM! * ... On how exactly Skrimir fell on his head.
* BAH BAhhh BUMMMMMMM! *
Lethe: ... I will ask the company if they have seen any of it.
Ranulf: Ok lethe, I'll leave that to you.
* BAH Baaaahhhh BUMMMMM! *
Mordecai: Mordecai does not know what is wrong with Skrimir. Skrimir talks just like mordecai.
Lyre: That's the problem, Twit!
Anime/Manga: Fire Emblem Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 02.03.2008 | Updated On: 02.03.2008 | Pages: 2 | Words: 509 | Visits: 386 | Status: Completed
Ranulf: So, we must start an investigation. * BAH Bahhh BUMMM! * ... On how exactly Skrimir fell on his head.
* BAH BAhhh BUMMMMMMM! *
Lethe: ... I will ask the company if they have seen any of it.
Ranulf: Ok lethe, I'll leave that to you.
* BAH Baaaahhhh BUMMMMM! *
Mordecai: Mordecai does not know what is wrong with Skrimir. Skrimir talks just like mordecai.
Lyre: That's the problem, Twit!
Mordecai: ... * sniff* Mordecai is sad...
Ranulf: Ok everyone, that's all, thanks!
* BAH baahhhh BUMMMMMM! *
Ranulf: Ok, Where in the world are those dramatic tunes coming from?!!
Kyza: Sorry Lord Ranulf... I could not help myself.
Ranulf: Well stop.
* BAH BAHHH BUMMMMM! *
Ranulf: KYZA! D:
Kyza: It was Lyre! ... Lyre took it.
Ranulf: * sigh*
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Lethe: Hmm... Which beorc should I ask first?
Beorc children are innocent... They cannot lie... I'll ask one! YOU!
Rolf: WAAAH! DON'T HURT ME MISS LAGUZ!
Lethe: ... ... Did you see skrimir... Fall on his head?
Rolf: Hehe! He fell on his head?... Hehehe! : ' DDD
Lethe: I am not joking beorc child!!
Rolf: Wahh! N-no!
~~~~~~~~~
Lethe: You!
Gatrie: ME?! ; D
Lethe: ... ... Yes... You. ... Did you see Lord Skrimir fall on his head?
Shinon: H*** no. He was too busy falling on his own.
Gatrie: SHINON! D;
Shinon: ... What?!
Gatrie: ... You're ruining my chances again!
Shinon: You're hopeless Gatrie... Hopeless.
Gatrie: Hehehe! That's what you think!!
Lethe: * flees*
~~~~~~
Lethe: YOU!
Volke: ...
Lethe: Freeze beorc! I'm talking to you!
Volke: ... ... 20 000 gold.
Lethe: ... What?
Volke: ... ... You want me to talk..? ...20 000...
Lethe: F-fine! ... You tell me what happened... And you can have this gold. * hands volke 20 000 *
Volke: ... Deal.
Lethe: ... How did Skrimir get like that? How can we help him?
Volke: ... He slipped on a banana. ... You get a healer. ... Goodbye.
Lethe: HEY!
Volke: ... You never said I had to be specific. * flees*
~~~~~~~~~~~
Lethe: ... Ranulf. I found no infomation... And we've lost 20 000 gold from our supply.
Ranulf: ... Whaaa?
Lethe: ... It doesn't matter. But getting Skrimir to a healer may be effective.
Ranulf: ... That wont work. Skrimir got in a fight with Rhys, Rhys said he'd have nothing to do with that Sonnaf-a --
Lethe: .. What about that beorc girl always with Ike?
Ranulf: Mist? No good. She's too busy taking care of Ike. He got... Food posioning or something.
Lethe: I believe this is hopeless...
Skrimir: HA HA HA! Look! A CAT!! * points to ranulf *
Ranulf: ... M-me too skrimir... * facepalm*
* BAH BAhhh BUMMMMMMM! *
Lethe: ... I will ask the company if they have seen any of it.
Ranulf: Ok lethe, I'll leave that to you.
* BAH Baaaahhhh BUMMMMM! *
Mordecai: Mordecai does not know what is wrong with Skrimir. Skrimir talks just like mordecai.
Lyre: That's the problem, Twit!
Mordecai: ... * sniff* Mordecai is sad...
Ranulf: Ok everyone, that's all, thanks!
* BAH baahhhh BUMMMMMM! *
Ranulf: Ok, Where in the world are those dramatic tunes coming from?!!
Kyza: Sorry Lord Ranulf... I could not help myself.
Ranulf: Well stop.
* BAH BAHHH BUMMMMM! *
Ranulf: KYZA! D:
Kyza: It was Lyre! ... Lyre took it.
Ranulf: * sigh*
~~~~~~~~
Lethe: Hmm... Which beorc should I ask first?
Beorc children are innocent... They cannot lie... I'll ask one! YOU!
Rolf: WAAAH! DON'T HURT ME MISS LAGUZ!
Lethe: ... ... Did you see skrimir... Fall on his head?
Rolf: Hehe! He fell on his head?... Hehehe! : ' DDD
Lethe: I am not joking beorc child!!
Rolf: Wahh! N-no!
~~~~~~~~~
Lethe: You!
Gatrie: ME?! ; D
Lethe: ... ... Yes... You. ... Did you see Lord Skrimir fall on his head?
Shinon: H*** no. He was too busy falling on his own.
Gatrie: SHINON! D;
Shinon: ... What?!
Gatrie: ... You're ruining my chances again!
Shinon: You're hopeless Gatrie... Hopeless.
Gatrie: Hehehe! That's what you think!!
Lethe: * flees*
~~~~~~
Lethe: YOU!
Volke: ...
Lethe: Freeze beorc! I'm talking to you!
Volke: ... ... 20 000 gold.
Lethe: ... What?
Volke: ... ... You want me to talk..? ...20 000...
Lethe: F-fine! ... You tell me what happened... And you can have this gold. * hands volke 20 000 *
Volke: ... Deal.
Lethe: ... How did Skrimir get like that? How can we help him?
Volke: ... He slipped on a banana. ... You get a healer. ... Goodbye.
Lethe: HEY!
Volke: ... You never said I had to be specific. * flees*
~~~~~~~~~~~
Lethe: ... Ranulf. I found no infomation... And we've lost 20 000 gold from our supply.
Ranulf: ... Whaaa?
Lethe: ... It doesn't matter. But getting Skrimir to a healer may be effective.
Ranulf: ... That wont work. Skrimir got in a fight with Rhys, Rhys said he'd have nothing to do with that Sonnaf-a --
Lethe: .. What about that beorc girl always with Ike?
Ranulf: Mist? No good. She's too busy taking care of Ike. He got... Food posioning or something.
Lethe: I believe this is hopeless...
Skrimir: HA HA HA! Look! A CAT!! * points to ranulf *
Ranulf: ... M-me too skrimir... * facepalm*