Fire Emblem Fan Fiction ❯ Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn ( random) ❯ The New Plan- Skrimir ( Chapter 6 )

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Ranulf: Our last idea didn't work too well. ... And we lost some decent amount of gold. * stare*

Lethe: ... * looks away*

Ranulf: So Lyre and I have come up with a new idea. If we can redo what skrimir has done, then maybe he will be back to his old self.

Mordecai: Mordecai don't understand... Ranulf's logic.

Ranulf: We are going to drop him on his head...

* DA Daaaah DUMMMMM! *

Ranulf: OK! I AM REALLY GETTING TIRED OF THAT THING! D:

Skrimir: HEHEHE! THIS MAKE FUNNY NOISE!!! : DDD
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Ike: .... Unhh.....

Mist: Oh my god! Ike are you OK?!!

Ike: ... What?

Mist: You ate my cookie... And then you fainted!!

Ike: ...Oh.

Mist: Then I got Rhys to help! He got mad at me, and said I shouldn't be feeding you poison like that!! HOW RUDE!

Rhys: I hate my job... * emo stare*

Mist: Oh shut up! You're a healer, you get to help people!!

Rhys: ... Yeah... But I thought they would actually be worth my concern.

Ike: ... Oh well. As long as he does a good job, that's all that matters right?

Rhys: ... You are too optimistic, it's c***py in a commander. You become a little too relaxed, and then everyone dies.

... And then I have more work to do.

Mist & Ike: ... ... ...

* ranulf comes in *

Rhys: ... Get out of here, rat-catcher.

Ranulf: ... Uhh, hello to you too?

Hey Ike, you got some meat or something?

Ike: ... Yeah. ... But... ... Why......?

Ranulf: Ok, I need some. I'm......... Hungry.

* Hands ranulf meat; Ranulf leaves*

Ike: ... I wonder why he wants meat?

Mist: Because he's hungry stupid!

Ike: ... Right. ... I want to believe that.

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* Ranulf, skrimir, and the rest are around the cliff *

Rolf: Hey unkie shinon! Look! Why're all the kitties over there?

Shinon: * Goes over, asks what they're doing; is informed *

WHAT?!! So you're going to send him falling down a hill, that would---

..... Wait.... Go right ahead.

Ranulf: Hey Skrimir buddy! Look! Meat! * tosses meat off hill *

Skrimir: Mr lion think that meat raw, he wonder why all standing at hill.

Ranulf: Hmm.... AH! Kyza! Where's that dramatic affect thing?

Kyza: ... This?

Ranulf: MINE! * snatches *

.... * clicks* Dah Daaah DUMMMMM!!!

Skrimir: Hehehe! That funny!!!

Ranulf: * tosses *

Skrimir: * goes to get it; falls down hill; fortunately head first; Lands *

* BOOM!!!!!! *

Ranulf: WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS THAT?! * looks down; only sees dust; runs down*

Skrimir: * fainted*

Ranulf: ... Someone go get Rhys!! * freaked out*

Ah....

Lethe: ... What?

Ranulf: * points to dramatic effect: BOOM button *

* Rhys comes *

Rhys: I still don't know why I'm even here with you people...

Shinon: ... I think Gatrie is brighter than you people.


Rolf: TREEEEEE!!!! : DDDD

Gatrie: ... A compliment?!!! This is my lucky day!!! ... Wait. D:

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Ike: * still in his tent pondering why Ranulf wanted meat *