Fire Emblem Fan Fiction ❯ Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn ( random) ❯ Snails are tasty? ( Chapter 7 )

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Ike: ... Hmm...

Ranulf: Heya, what are you doing Ike?

Ike: ... Huh? Oh, I' m thinking about something.

* Swordpractice... Army... Why Ranulf wanted meat... Food. *

Ranulf: That's a plus. * knocks on his head* It isn't as hollow as Shinon said.

Ike: ... Shinon said what?!

Ranulf: Nothing! =D

Skrimir: ... Turtle... with boot... * snore * ... Turtle with yellow boot.... * snore*

Ranulf: I think we may have damaged him more.

Skrimir: ... Bunny are pink... * snore*

Ike: Hey! Don't ignore me! D:

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Shinon: Jeez! Make up your mind.

Gatrie: ... But I don't... Know! There are so many good foods here!

Shinon: ... I bet you'd eat a slug if you were desperate enough.

Gatrie: You never know! Might be good! Put a little salt on it...

Shinon: ... Wow.

Gatrie: There you go mocking ol' Gatrie again!

Shinon: Dangit Gatrie!! Hurry up!

Gatrie: ... Hold on a sec. Maybe... No... Oh! ... No that costs too much ... Ah! ..Eh, no....

Shinon: * BANGing head against table *

Waitress: ... Are you two ready to order?

Shinon: Ye---

Gatrie: No not yet~!

* So they were kicked out for Gatries indecisiveness*

Shinon: ... ... ... Hungry.

Gatrie: It isn't my fault!

Shinon: Yeah, you keep telling that to yourself.

Gatrie: ... * sniff*

Shinon: ... ... ... ...Bah! Don't start crying about it. That's what I'v been trying to get Rolf to stop doing!

You two are going to drive me insane!

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Oscar: The cornbread is finished, it's over there if anyone wants some.

Boyd: NO! I am not training with some Peewee newbie!

Rolf: I AM NOT A PEEWEE!

Boyd: YEAH!

Rolf: NO!!

Boyd: YEAH!

Rolf: NO!!!

Boyd: YEAH!!

Rolf: NO!!!!

Boyd: Oh yeah?! Wanna fight about it?!!

Rolf: NO!!

Boyd: LOL.

Rolf: ... Wah, huh?! You tricked me!!

Oscar: Calm down you two!

Rolf: ... Boyd is being mean!!

Boyd: Well maybe you should've stopped asking after the FIFTH time!

Oscar: Calm down!! D:

* Ike comes over to the campfire*

Ranulf: You know what would make my day?

Ike: What?

Ranulf: Popcorn!! =D

Lethe: Thats not even invented yet!!

Ranulf: ... Awwww.

Boyd: Oh oh! I got a scary story!!

Rolf: Noooooo!! I don't like scary stories!

Boyd: Then go hide under your pillow like a peewee.

Rolf: IM NOT A PEEWEE!!!

Boyd: Once upon a time --

Shinon: ... What the hell kind of scary story starts with once upon a time?

Rolf: Unkie shinon! Shh!!

Boyd: Once upon a time--

There were three monsters, they all went ogga booga, and were mean.

Rolf: * hugs shinon*

Shinon: what the * beep* ?

Boyd: ... Then they went out one day. Because they smelt blood, and they were looking for their prey.

They were vampires!!


Rolf: WAAAAAHHH!!! * hugging shinon tightly*

Shinon: ... L-let go of me!

Boyd: ... But they all ran away, and were never seen again. They were afraid.

Rolf: ... Of w-w-what?

Boyd: ... .... ... Of a peewee noob named Rolf!!!

Rolf: BOYD!!!! * runs after him*

Boyd: * flees*

Ike & Oscar & Ranulf & Lethe & shinon: That was special...

Shinon: Im soooo scared I think I'm gonna wet myself. GOOD NIGHT.

Ike: ... Why were they scared of Rolf? ... I don't... I don't get it...

Ranulf: ... When will they invent popcorn?

Volke: 20 000 to make me sleep.

Rhys: Just stay awake moron. See if I'll heal you.

Skrimir: HEHEHE!!


* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!! *

All: EYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! * jumps two feet in the air*


Skrimir: ... Hehehe Funny noise!! Hehehe! * BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOMMMM!! *

Ranulf: I thought I got rid of that?!!!!

Ike: ... Where's that noise coming from... I don't get it.

Volke: 20 000 to scare me.

Ike: ... * glances* wtf?