Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ Crappy Poem Theater ❯ Bleah! ( Chapter 10 )

Crappy Poem Theater

Total, eerie, SILENCE! Vid-cam zooms in on Cherry Blossom who is lying on a extremely white, extremely sterile hospital bed, fiddling with the iv tube in her hand and looking really miserable.

Cherry Blossom: Hello and welcome to the NINTH episode of CPT. Guess you're wondering why we're here in this hospital instead of the Theater, right?

Duo: Not particularly.

Cherry Blossom: Shut up.

Matteo: Cherry's sick.

Wufei: Whoo hoo!

Heero: Yeah!

Cherry Blossom: SHUT UP! This doesn't mean that you're getting out of CPT.

Wufei: Smeg.

Cherry Blossom: Sorry to everyone who was waiting for a Valentine's Day Special but I haven't the energy to look up new hentai poems.

Duo: Plus the gag reflex is really high right now…

Cherry Blossom: Caught a weird tropical disease in the Bahamas.

Quatre: Look on the bright side. No shark attacks!

Duo: Wow Q. You really know how to cheer a person up.

Quatre: ::beams:: Thanks!

Trowa: Quatre…

Quatre: Yes Trowa?

Trowa: Nevermind.

Cherry Blossom: The nurse threw out the new kazoo player. She said he was "unsanitary".

Trowa: He was.

Cherry Blossom: Well what do you expect for four bucks?

Random Nurse: Time for medication!

Cherry Blossom: Ah, sweet morphine! Yes!

Heero: Drugs…

Cherry Blossom: Shut UP. I'm sick. It's justified.

Heero: Keep telling yourself that.

Cherry Blossom: : P

Trowa: Can we just get on with it?

Matteo: Reviewer's Corner coming up. Watch that you don't hit your head on the incoming title. We had to restrict its height for…reasons…

Wufei: Bad formatting.

Cherry Blossom: Shut up. Roll 'em.

Reviewer's Corner

Duo: Ow!

Matteo: Told you.

Cherry Blossom: ::grinning:: Okay kiddies! Let's get this show on the road! YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! BUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Wufei: O.o

Heero: Morphine.

Wufei: Oh.

Cherry Blossom: READ!!

Matteo: The first letter is from Ginga who writes,

::wobbles around drunkenly:: I *hic* loved dat one...poems are *hic* so cool...heehee...great punch ya made, Duo! Happy *hic* New Years!! Heeheehee... ::falls down and starts twitching::

Duo: Whoa.

Trowa: Medic…

Cherry Blossom: Holy be-jesus! Is new years the last time we did this?

Quatre: Yep.

Cherry Blossom: Matteo!

Matteo: Hey, I've been busy.

Cherry Blossom: Uh huh. Where's that horror fic I was supposed to have out by February?

Matteo: ….the werewolf ate it?

Cherry Blossom: ::sigh:: Next.

Matteo: Cherry Blossom writes,

Wufei: Great. The weak onna reviewed her own fic. How pathetic.

Cherry blossom: SHUT UP! I didn't review. I complained. About my lack of FORMATTING. Did anybody notice how my titles were all like point size ten and really really curvy? It's the devil's work, I swear.

Matteo:

What happened to my formatting! My Crappy Poem Theater's are so little and curvy! Stupid word processor from HELL. *goes off grumbling*

Heero: Still haven't replaced your processor?

Cherry Blossom: No. It's like that monkey paw thing. It just keeps coming back…

Duo: That's funny. I would've said it was like onions. They just keep coming back…

Cherry Blossom: TOO MUCH INFORMATION!

Quatre: Ew…

Duo: What?

Matteo: Lucky Yuy and Miaka Maxwell and My friend Vanessa who just happens to be right here right now write,

Lucky:She still didn't come back....

Wufei: Who?

Trowa: You know.

Wufei: No I don't.

Trowa: Chet.

Wufei: Who?

Cherry Blossom: Just nevermind.

Matteo:

Miaka:At least we have ~evil corny music~VANESSA!

Vanessa:WHAZZAP!

Miaka:WHAZZAP!

Lucky:WHAZZAP!C'Mon Guys join in too!

All G-Boyz,Cherry and Matteo:WHAZZAP!!!!!

Lucky:~smiles~Good.

Lucky:Forget Chetiche.We have.....MARISSA!~cue to corny music~Marissa hasn't seen the wonders of GW cos' she just started watching DBZ AND CARTOON NETWORK TO GW OFF THE AIR!

Wufei: INJUSTICE!

Miaka:They replaced it with BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!

Duo: Danna nanna nanna nanna BATMAN!!

Everyone else: O.o;;;

Duo: What?

Vanessa:DU~UO!As Shinigami make CN get GW back on the air again....

Duo: I'd love to but…

Heero: He has no authority.

Duo: Neither do you : P

Miaka:I heard they were gonna stick Original Mobile Suit Gundam on....

Lucky:And Outlaw Star. ~crappy Toonami announcer(not TOM or Sara)~Outlaw Star!Premiring Monday January 15 at 6.5pm Be there.

Everyone:Uh...yeah.

Cherry Blossom: I wouldn't be able to. I don't get Toonami. 'Cause I live in-

G-Boyz: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Cherry Blossom: ::pouts:: You never let me finish!

Heero: We don't want to hear about Canada anymore. Do you understand? No. More. Canada!!!!

Cherry Blossom: But-

Heero: NO!

Matteo:

Lucky:Okay,nuff rambling.Just continue the series and if you don't ~takes

Zechs~His Butt Will Get Plasic Sugery And It Will Look Like A Big Old Fat Dude's Butt!

Cherry Blossom: INJUSTICE!

Wufei: Heeeeeey. You can't steal my lines!

Heero: Just give up. She's already taken my deathglare. And that was PATENTED.

Cherry Blossom: ::deathglares:: Shut up, all of you.

Matteo:

Zechs;Please save my butt....

Miaka:~smirk~Cos' EVERYONE knows Duo Has the Cutest!

Lucky:No Heero!

Vanessa:No way!Quatre Does!

Marissa:I like Trowa's...

(My VERY ANNOYING LITTLE SISTER)NO!WUFEI HAS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

Everyone cept' Wuffie-Chan:Yeah....::gags::

Wufei: ::smirks::

Cherry Blossom: Teo-chan, when did I start the cutest butt debate?

Matteo: Uh…::checks records:: Third episode?

Cherry Blossom: And it still continues…

Trowa: Cover your ears…

Quatre: Huh? Why?

Cherry blossom: ::deep breath:: SEXY ZECHSY HAS THE CUTEST ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quatre: Okay…now I'm deaf.

Trowa: Warned you.

Matteo:

Lucky:Umm...okay I guess I better leave now.Took up too much room already...JA! Miaka:Duo's the cutest!Later!

Marissa:No Gohan and Trowa!Uhh see ya!

MVALS:I LOVE YOU WU-BEAR!TTYL!

Vannessa:~whispers to Quatre~ Quatre:~turns red and blood goes out his nose~ Vanessa:Later,Luva!

All:BUH-BYE!

Duo: So…Q-man. What'd she say?

Quatre: Nothing that can be repeated.

Duo: Smeg.

Cherry Blossom: Next!

Matteo: little green writes,

Wheeeeee!!! that was soooo good!! Happy new year CherryB chaaaan!! [Treize raises his glass of carrot champagne] Aaaah... It cheered me to read a new crappy! My sis' has been listening to Whitney Houston & Enrique Iglesias in repeat mode for almost an hour now, and I felt like my head was gonna explode... I told her maybe it could be toxic for Treize, but I've been answered that there were no scientific proofs (Which is right, BTW),

Cherry Blossom: That's too bad. We should conduct a study…but I don't think the hamsters would appreciate it.

Matteo:

So we both needed a good laugh [A textbook just flew in my direction becuz' I sang ::Over and over I dreamed of this night/ I want to squish you:: ... I've been answered that those WEREN'T the lyrics... I know, thanx... -_-]

Heero: Sounded right to me.

Trowa: Me too.

Quatre: ::shakes head::

Matteo:

Anyway... That was one of the most hilarious parts, I fell of my chair at the part with the aliens! ^_^ And Treize didn't laugh at all cuz' he was busy testing his new cotton-wool ball... N.B - Can I be here to witness more hentai scenes with a box of pop corn again??

Cherry Blossom: They won't let me have popcorn. However I do have this weird red jello-y stuff. Eat it for me. Please!

Quatre: Now Cherry. The nurse said you couldn't leave until you ate something.

Cherry Blossom: Well then get me a cheesburger or some pocky for heaven's sake! Anything but this!

Heero: It can't taste that bad.

Cherry Blossom: Oh yeah? You try it.

Heero: ::tastes some:: Urg…::gurgling noises:: X_X

Duo: Heero?

Heero: X_X

Cherry Blossom: Told you.

Wufei: Ah, Yuy's just a weakling. Here, let me try some. ::tastes it:: …….

Quatre: Um…you okay Wufei?

Wufei: …….

Quatre: Hello?

Wufei: X_X

Trowa: Well that's two down.

Cherry Blossom: Poison, I tell you. But did you listen? Noooooooooooo…

Matteo: The next letter is from….no name.

Everyone: ::looks at Trowa::

Trowa: What?

Matteo: No I mean the letter wasn't signed.

Cherry Blossom: Oh.

Matteo:

YAY! Party! *is high/drunk/whatever from the punch still* Oi...anyway, I'll agree with you, Cherry, Zechs' ass is just plain hotter than all the other guys on the show.

Cherry Blossom: Well whoever this person is, they're intelligent.

Wufei: Hhmph.

Heero: Matter of opinion.

Matteo:

Poor Dilly, not enough stuff to burn is there? I know how ya feel, cuz I'm a pyro too! BBBUUUURRRRRNNNN!!! Uh...yeah...

Dilly: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

Cherry Blossom: NONONONONO!!! You CANNOT burn down the hospital until I'm outside of it, kay?

Dilly: ::pouts::

Cherry Blossom: Okay, fine. But just the kitchen. Don't burn down anything else.

Heero: Yes. The red jello must pay…

Matteo:

*gives Trowa some choclate* It's okay my little clown-kun...You're doing great! *zaps Zechs into Cherry's room* A present cause you reviewed my new story > ^.^

Cherry Blossom: Zechs! ::glomps him::

Zechs: Oof…uh…hi there. Why am I in a hospital?

Wufei: Don't worry. You get used to being zapped to weird places and glomped by mad fanfic authors after a while.

Matteo: Uh…next letter's from, Too-Lazy-To-Sign-In-Ree

Duo: Y'know most people are too lazy to sign in lately.

Trowa: It's an epidemic. Mono.

Quatre: Really?

Trowa: No…

Matteo:

B'ah, yes, Ree's a lazy buttmunch. Ree doesn't have the energy to sign in. *sigh* Ree's also talking in third person today! *grin* Ree says it's third person day today, because she says so! So Ree says: Up up up! Everyone! Talk in third person! ^_^

Everyone else: *sweatdrop*

Ree: Eh-heh-heh. Or maybe not. Anyway, Ree loved this and can't wait for the next episode! She nearly died laughing and choked on her Hershey's Chocolate Kisses! Huzzah! ::Tosses confetti and other things (and not because of New Years O.o) in the air:: Whoo-hoo!

Duo: CONFETTI!! WHOO HOO!! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! ::runs amuck::

Heero: Have you been into the morphine?

Duo: Nooo…

Matteo:

....Ohhh. And Cherry. *grin* Ree knows a coolskies Canada song!

Heero: Oh no! She said the word…

Trowa: Quick! Gag her!

Matteo:

::Clears her throat and GLARES at all the G-boys:: Try and stop Ree and she'll rip off your heads and shove them so far down your decapitated bodies a HEART SURGEON will have to remove them and then she'll feed the rest of the parts to her dogs while it's still warm! ::growl:: Got it? Okay. Let's go! ::Sings (Yes, Ree's going to sing the entire song. Prepare thyself, ye vile fiends!):: Welcome to Canada, it's the Maple Leaf State. Canada, oh Canada it's great! The people are nice and they speak French too. If you don't like it, man, you sniff glue. The Great White North, their kilts are plaid, hosers take off, it's not half bad. I want to be where the yaks can run free, where Royal Mounties can arrest me! Let's go to Canada, let's leave today, Canada, oh, Canada, I Si Vous Plait! They've got trees, and mooses, and sled clogs, lots of lumber, and lumberjacks, and logs! We all think it's kind of a drag, that you have to go there to get milk in a bag.

Cherry Blossom: Wait a minute. Are you telling me that Americans don't get their milk in a bag?

Duo: Yep.

Cherry Blossom: What the hell does it come in then?

Duo: A jug or carton.

Cherry Blossom: Weird. You people are deprived.

Matteo:

They say "eh?" instead of "what?" or "duh?", that's the mighty power of Canada. I want to be where the lemmings run into the sea, where the marmosets can attack me!

Cherry Blossom: Actually there has been a lot less reports of marmoset attacks lately.

Duo: That's just 'cause they haven't lived to report it.

Matteo:

Please, please, explain to me, how this all has come to be, we forgot to mention something here. Did we say that William Shatner is a native citizen?

Cherry Blossom: We come in peace. ::makes the Vee hand thingie::

G-Boyz: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! TREKKIE!!!!!

Matteo:

And Slurpees made from venison, that's deer. ::Stops singing::

Cherry Blossom: eh I don't like those much. But BEAVER TAILS ROCK!!!! Which brown sugar and ice cream….oohh and seasonal fruit!

G-Boyz: O.o ::back away…slowly::

Matteo:

Everyone else: O.O What the hell was that?!

Ree: ^_^ Ree says it's a song by Five Iron Frenzy, and she doesn't own it (x.x Ree has gotten to the point where she has to put disclaimers in her REVIEWS. Paranoid? You bet'cha), but she DOES own the CD and she thinks it's an awesome song! ^_^ SO YAY!! ... oh. o.o ::apologetic grin:: Ree also says she's sorry for never giving any of you gifts for the Holidays or ever reviewing (x.x Ree's a little behind), BUT! She thinks that this review is long enough for them all! BWAHAHA! ::bursts into a fit of giggles:: Anyway, Ree stopped putting together her Altron Model Kit to write this frickin' review... So you'd all better enjoy it! And... Ree's... sick of talking in third person. Okay. I'm stopping now.

*Phew!* that was annoying. Anyway. ::Glowers menacingly at them all:: You'd BETTER like my review, or ELSE!! I had to pause in constructing my absolutely FLAWLESS model of Altron for this! Oh... ^_^ Hehe. And Wu-bear, don't worry, I'll take good care of it. ::Snuzzles the little model kit affectionately:: It'll go on my special shelf with Mercurius and Sandrock models. ^^

Heero: I say we steal her collection.

Trowa: Right.

Duo: Where's miiiiiiiine? ::pouts::

Matteo:

... oh. Um. ::Inches away from the potentially jealous and definitely dangerous pilots:: Sorry Trowa, Heero, Duo. Don't have yours put together yet. HeavyArms looked REAL hard to put together, so it's still on my piano bench, and I don't have enough money to buy Wing Zero (But I have the Mercurius o.O), and, uhh... I never plan on buying yours, Duo, because I wanna keep my head on my shoulders. You see, my Duo-obsessed friend, Sonja (AKA Kali Jade here on fanfiction.net *grin*) would kill me if I ever came in contact that has anything to do with you! Yes, she's THAT overprotective! Sonja: ::Appears in a glittery splash of purple smoke:: *Glare* Damn right! Ree: O.O! Sonja-onni! Sonja: *glare* Dun' call me that! Leave MY Duo alone! *double-glare* And if I catch you with a Deathscythe or a Deathscythe Hell model kit I'll have your hide! ::Shakes fist threateningly:: I mean it! ... Oh. And Ree? Ree: o.o Yes, Sonja-onni? Sonja: This review's getting WAY too long. Cherry's bound to be annoyed by now. Ree: ^_^ Okay, Sonja-onni. Sonja: *SMACK!* And DON'T call me that! ::Disappears in a glittering splash of some weird mix of orange and green smoke:: Ree: O.o Orange and green? Ewww. Ugly. Sonja: *just a voice-over now* WHAT?! Ree: O.O! Nothing! It's beautiful! *sweatdrop* Everything about you's beautiful, Sonja. Sonja: Thought so. ::Voice disappears:: Ree: *Phew*. Okay. Anyway. Where was I? ... ah, yes. I'm SORRY I don't have any gifts for any of you. ^^ ::Gives them her pocket lint and some corn flakes:: That's all I have right now. And this. ::Gets out her pretty neon green kazoo that she won at a carnival last year O.o:: I can't supply a kazoo player, unless you'd like ME to play it -- which I guess I'd be willing to do O.o -- but I CAN supply a pretty kazoo. Oh! And watch this! ::Presses a bright red button on the kazoo (yeah, MORE buttons o.o) and the Canadian flag pops out:: ^_^ *sing* Welcome to Canada, it's the Maple Leaf State! *Sound of record scratching* Err. Yeah. ::Gives 'em the kazoo:: I might be back later to review once I'm signed in. *wink* Ya never know. ::evil cackling:: KYAHAHAHA! YOU'VE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF ME! ::Flashes them all the V-sign again winks again:: Ciao! ::Disappears in a burst of Hershey's Chocolate Kisses... whiiiich have now been scattered about the room to make a total, chocolate-y mess of things! Muahaha!::

Sonja: ::Still a voice-over:: Wow, what a long review.

Ree: ::Now a voice-over, also:: Tell me about it. That sucked ass. *Sound of Ree getting smacked by Sonja*

Sonja: Dun' say bad words! This review was supposed to stay G!

Ree: Rut-roh...

G-Boyz: O.o;;;

Cherry Blossom: Yeah…next!

Matteo: Sailor Ariel writes,

WooHoo!Party!Yes,Quatre...I'll protect you from the sheep... *snickers* Hey! Why did I have to watch Zechs and Noin get it on? I don't deserve that! *looks at her songfics* Oh. Maybe I do.

Duo: Yeah, Zechs. You hentai! Naughty, naughty!

Zechs: ::blushes:: Hey! Where did you get that tape? Gimme!

Cherry Blossom: ::hides tape:: Later. I need it for…research.

Wufei: ::snorts:: I'm so sure.

Cherry Blossom: Shut up, you.

Matteo: Cleckmoon writes,

Cleckmoon: Lava Lamp! LAVA LAMP!

Cherry Blossom: Yes, Cherry Blossom is a closet hippie. Peace.

Heero: It comes with the morphine…

Cherry Blossom: SHUT UP!

Matteo:

Happy New Year! I invited the entire cast of the Underground! Larrionov: Lets party like it's 1989!

Flypipe: What?

Larrionov: 89! The year the Berlin wall fell! I got soooo buzzed that night.

Kelly: Ugh... Hey! Cherry! I'll be your new muscian! But i'm playing the alto sax.

Stix: Yes! Give her something to do! She's been adding sterio systems onto my guns!

The Wolf: How did I get here? ::looks at Heero:: Man, that guy looks just like me... Hiya Cherry! Heard you like the Underground so much, So we decided to give you a SPECIAL UNDERGROUND SUPRISE!

Cherry Blossom: SURPRISE!!! WHOO HOO!! ::runs amuck hyperly::

Matteo:

Larrionov: Yeah, but Clecky still has to post it. So keep checking FF.net for your suprise. It should come sooner or later... Probably later....

Cherry Blossom: Nononononono!! Sooner! Sooner!!

Matteo:

Everyone: HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE UNDERGROUND CAST!!

Harry: ::purrs::

---------- Cleckmoon! Patron saint of Moxie Mints, wearer of the holy red turtleneck, keeper of Zechs's red undershirt, holy sayer of 'Doit', 'Farfenuggle', 'Dragon Poo', 'Squick', and 'Holy mother of god, my tighty whities are stuck to my armpit!'

G-Boyz: O.o;;;

Wufei: TOO MUCH INFORMATION!

Matteo: hawk writes,

cant think of anything to say about this right now, but this is an awesome series, Zechs and Heero both have nice rears and they would make a much better couple than 1+R!

Everyone: ::turns to start at Heero and Zechs::

Heero: Omeo o korosu!

Cherry Blossom: Nuh uh. Zechsy is MINE! MINE I TELL YOU!! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Matteo:

JESUS ROCKS. Think about him as your personal savior, after all he died for you.

Quatre: I dunno. That sounds mildly creepy to me.

Cherry Blossom: Don't worry about it Q-chan. Anyway, I have no intention of setting up a religious debate on FF.net. That can only lead to headaches. >_<

Matteo:

Happy New year....hey cherry, Zechs is right behind you.

Cherry blossom: Actually he's beside me.

Matteo:

Zechs walks up* Cherry, will you marry me?

Cherry Blossom: Thought you'd never ask.

Matteo:

* Hawk gives Heero a gun and Cherry doesn't see it.

Cherry Blossom: But I did read about it. So….gimme the gun Heero. Or do I have to call hospital security?

Heero: ::eyes beefy looking orderly standing by the door:: Sigh…::gives her the gun::

Chery Blossom: Merci beaucoup.

Matteo: Nin writes,

Hey, Matteo, could I borrow some Halls? I'm sick...;_;

Cherry blossom: You're not the only one.

Matteo:

and I gave you all of my Halls!!! ;_; Even worse, my internet was down for a couple days, because ISP broke their contract!! JERKS! (Okay, I feel better now) Those poems are evil! Were those poets on crack???

Trowa: Yes.

Matteo:

Maybe you could put some crappy CANADIAN poems in the next episode?

Cherry Blossom: ::scoffs:: Crappy Canadian poets? No such thing.

Duo: Buahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha!!!!

Cherry Blossom: ::glares:: Shut it.

Matteo: Yes 'm.

Matteo:

n_n Poor, poor, G-boyz. ::Gives them all a hug:: At least you got SOME revenge! n_n

Wufei: ::blinks:: We did? When?

Matteo: kelly writes,

Yay! These are great! I had something to say in this review but I just completely forgot it..*sighs* My memory sucks. Oh well, write another one soon!

^_^

Cherry Blossom: Er…soon enough?

G-Boyz: YES!

Matteo: Evil Anime Chick writes,

::eyes are red from the punch er...whatever was in it:: Whehehehehe~! *hic* That was some greatt party, yup yup. ::stumbles over her own feet:: You boys didn't lose your virginity, did ya? Matteo ssssssuch a chick magnet. Did ya record what happened *hic* at the party?

Cherry Blossom: ::hides the tape in the same place she hid Zechsy's:: Noooo….

Matteo:

Spycams are cool. ::collapses on the floor:: Can't wait 'til Chinese New year. Ish three days of cerebrating. And ish this month too! FIRECRACKERS! Whehehehehe~! Ugh. ::finally passes out::

Duo: Chinese New Years ROCKED!!

Wufei: It was a bad idea to give Maxwell firecrackers.

Duo: But whyyyyy?

Dilly: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

Wufei: Exactly.

Quatre: Trowa's eyebrows are still growing back.

Duo: Wasn't my fault. They were defective!

Heero: Hn…

Matteo: Genesis writes,

LoL!! I love your CPT, Cheery Blossom! YOU'RE THE BEST!!

Cherry Blossom: I'M THE BEST!!!

Trowa: Warning. Head swell alert.

Cherry Blossom: SHUT UP! I RULE!!! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Matteo:

oh yeah.. AND THANK YOU, THANK YOU DUO FOR DESTROYING RELENA'S BUTT UGLY PINK CAR!!! I WUV YOU!!!

Heero: Yes. That was a good thing.

Cherry Blossom: Let's all hear Noin's lovely haiku again.

Noin: ::pops into the room:: What am I doing here?

Cherry Blossom: Recite your poem for the nice people, Noin.

Noin: ….

Cherry Blossom: ::glares:: NOW.

Noin: Okay okay, sheesh.

Many elephants

Squished the ugly pink limo

Everybody cheered

Cherry Blossom: Lovely! Thank you. Now you may go.

Noin: Can I take Zechs with me?

Cherry Blossom: ….no.

Noin: Smeg. ::pops out::

Matteo:

and Heero! Even though you're a hentai I still wuv you too! and if you never get to do anything fun with these guys... lets go out and do something!! want to? YEAH! LET'S GO OUT TO A MOVIE!! ::winks at Heero and hands him a glass rose and kisses him:: let me know if you do!

Heero: Will it get me out of here?

Cherry Blossom: NO.

Heero: Smeg.

Trowa: Well you have to admit, it was a stupid question.

Heero: Omeo o korosu.

Matteo: Rebecca the Great writes,

I got to glomp Wufei!!!! ^_________^ ::dies a happy happy onna:: ::comes back to life, still a happy happy onna:: ^________^ Bwahaha! This was funny! Go Cherry! Rockin' party! Well, I's gotta go, my brother is throwing a hissy fit about my being on the computer.

Cherry Blossom: I know what that's like.

Annoying Little Brother: When are you going to be doooooooone? I need to play weird mech games that make no sense!

Cherry Blossom: Quiet you. I'm typing.

Matteo:

Give my love to the bishounen, Cherry! Happy new year! ^_^

Cherry Blossom: Happy New Year to you too! Uh…in February.

Matteo: mitsukai-hime writes,

Mwahahaha! Great work Cherry-san! Keep writing more! I've brought you all late holiday presents, even Matteo and Dilly! *hands matteo a case of cherry coke and some aspirin, and gives Dilly a flamethrower decorated with various things on fire* And for duo and Quatre who are oh-so-kawaii *gives Duo a scythe with a rubber tip so cherry-san won't have to take it away, and gives Quatre a bottomless tea cup filled with-well, tea* even Trowa and Wu-man! *gives them lots of pocky* And for Heero, who is my favorite(and has the cutest ass) *gives him a spiffy new beam cannon* but just in case Cherry-san takes it away * jumps into heero's lap and makes out with him for a few minutes, gets up, then turns around and makes out with him some more* and plent of pocky and cheese for cherry. I've never been to canada, but NJ sucks so I'll agree with you. Just dont rant about it-poor g-boys have allready listened to it enough. Oh well. Can I visit the fic? I'll read letters for Matteo. Ja ne, minna-san, and a happy new year to everyone!!

Cherry Blossom: No beam cannons in the hospital.

Heero: Smeg.

Matteo: Elentari writes,

Hey, thanks for letting me visit...you saved my sainity (what's left of it)! Duo, what was IN that punch?! That was a really killer hangover.

Trowa: Yes, we'd ALL like to know.

Duo: ahehe…::hides underneath the bed::

Matteo:

Croodling doo? CROODILING DOO? Okay, congratulations Ms. Mary, you recieve the dubious honor of having written the most obnoxious nursery rhyme in history!

Heero: She was on morphine as well.

Cherry Blossom: SHUT UP!!

Matteo:

Never press the button that turns off Gundam Wing in Canada! Don't make everyone suffer..just because the Cartoon Network peeps are idiots! *starts ranting about the utter injustice of it all* Angel: mmm-kay...You sound like Wufei! *shuts up immediately* Angel:Thank you. Neways..this was hilarious. Write more..soon..please? Wheee.....these little dots are fun!.......'K I'll stop now. I've had too much chocolate pocky. Bye!

Quatre: No such thing as too much chocolate pocky.

Matteo: mandy writes,

looky i am now an author. this was great cherry. i laughed all the way through. and i really need to send you those poems. oh well. and i herd the woman comment WUFEI!!!!! (eyes turn into pools of fire and runs after wufei with scottish long sword)now what did i tell you boy!?! (after about 5 mins of chasing wufei and him nearly losing his pony tail.) can't wait for for ep.9. GO CANADA!!! to g-boyz: you all know now we are just doing this to annoy ya. later

Trowa: We know.

Heero: We are not amused.

Wufei: How dare that onna try and cut off my ponytail! INJUSTICE!

Quatre: You're just making it worse…

Wufei: INJUSTICE!!

Duo: I feel a rant coming on…

Matteo: TrowasGirl writes,

*Glares at Trowa*

Trowa: What did I do?

Matteo:

Great party Cherry! Why don't you do the next episode of CPT in the Bahamas? I'll pay for it *Hands Cherry Tickets for her Matteo the G-boys and Dilly-sama* Oh I have a surprise for you Cherry! *Pulls out a very startled Zechs from outside* Keep Cherry Company ok? Zechs: Ok. *Looks at Trowa, starts crying* Ca...can i just stay here Cherry? Please? *Goes and sits in a chair between Matteo and Trowa*

Duo: Ooookay….

Trowasgirl: Hi!

Cherry Blossom: Don't touch the red jello. It's killer.

Matteo: Caliko writes,

You evil onna! :) (smirk) hehehehehhehehehehe Happy new year!

Quatre: Yes. She is evil.

Cherry Blossom: MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Matteo: Dark Heart writes,

That was your funniest yet!!!! *gives Matteo a bear hug* You read that one soooooo good Matteo-koi! I've had a major change of heart: Matteo has the cutest @ss!!!!!! (Don't ask why I'm suddenly in love with Matteo, I think it's just hormones)

Duo: ::pouts:: Teo-chan gets all the action.

Matteo: You don't want the action. Trust me. Being stalked is no fun.

Heero: I know the feeling.

Matteo: Meg Uchuno ( with a hangover from champange...... ) writes,

Ossu Blossom-san. What a kickass party! Itai.....my head. Remind me to lay off the champange..... Advil.... must find Advil.... ::find advil and chuggs pills:: Thank Kami-sama for modern medicine.... Anyways, this was one funny CPT! I adored it! I really did! That poem that kept going " Yoooo" was weird beyond belife. I pity whatever child has to listen to that! What wind goes " Yooooo" ? I took your advice and got myself a bunch of creatures to scare my sister with. may I present Danny Pup, Jade Mara Wolf, Xander KiTay, Willow Persia, Ethan Lion, Jessie Camel, Jaina Drake and Darien Tora ( named after a friend of mine ). You can tell what they are by there last names! Aren't they kawaii! Jade ripped a holw in Carrie's jeans and Danny ed on her Teen Magizines! ::laughes evily, lightning crashes behind her, woodlen creatures run in terror:: Thanks for the great advice! BTW- where the jigoku is that pocky? It never arrived! Kuso, Canada has a bad postal service.... Not that I'm dissing Canada! I like Canada! Its almost as cool as Chicago ( where I currently live ) or China or Japan! Canada! I think there's a song about Canada.... ::sings::Blame Canada! Blame Canada! ::relizes what she just sang:: ara ore Kami-sama! That's the South Park song bashing Canada! I REALLY DO LIKE CANADA! I SWEAR ON MY SONY VAIO! I went there last summer. I saw the CN Tower and stayed in the King Edward. I had tea there : ) It ruled.

Cherry Blossom: The glass floor is losing it's edge. But hey, Maid of the Mist is still a great way to soak your friends. Those ugly blue raincoats do absolutely nothing to keep you dry.

Matteo:

Itai.... my head.... ::looks in disdane at the empty advil bottle:: This stuff doesn't work! Its making me ramble! Oi, whats this... ::reads lable:: " May cause sleepyness " Huh? Acually... I am feeling kinda sle- ::falls over, totally alseep::

Cherry Blossom: Nighty night.

Quatre: Sleep tight.

Duo: Don't let the bed bugs bite.

Cherry Blossom: Argh! Don't say that. Do you know how traumatizing that was when I was a kid? Up all night looking for bed bugs…

G-Boyz: O.o;;;

Matteo: Quaxo The Dark writes,

I can't believe it's not butter... Oh wait.. Yeah I can.

Quatre: ::confused:: If it's not butter…what is it?

Duo: That's what we'd all like to know Q.

Matteo:

*Chuckles* *Hands out Pocky and asks why Quatre is afraid of sheep*

Quatre: Long story. You don't want to know.

Matteo:

Still looking for those poems! If I can't find them, I'll look up something else. Oh yeah.. *Flops back down on the same spot on the floor* I'm still dead from laughing so hard and this one continued to crack me up. :-D

Duo: Rest in Peace.

Matteo: Gundamaniac writes,

*Wipes tears from eyes* That was sooo funny.....These poems keep getting crappier and crappier. I think you should let Wufei leave before Treize(not the hamster) gets there. *Shudders* Yuck......Who'd wanna have sex with him? Not me. I'd rather eat pocky with Duo. Bye!!!

Cherry Blossom: Green-chan likes Trieze. Besides, he's got the whole evil forked eyebrow thing going for him. Hey, better him then General Septum.

General Septum: ::pops in:: DID SOMEBODY CALL MY NAME?

G-Boyz: ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Quatre: I thought Une killed him!

Trowa: So did I.

Wufei: Apparently the onna didn't do a good enough job.

Duo: Maybe he's like the onions…

Heero: Shut up Duo.

General Septum: WHERE AM I ANYWAY?!

Cherry Blossom: Keep it down. This is a hospital. You have to whisper.

General Septum: I AM WHISPERING!!!!

Duo: Cherry, do something.

General Septum: HEY ARE YOU GUYS THE GUNDAM PILOTS?!!

Cherry Blossom: ::zaps him out of the hospital::

Trowa: Thank God.

Heero: NOT YOU, DUO!

Duo: ::winces:: I wasn't gonna say nothin'. Sheesh.

Matteo: Toucan writes,

Gomen about the books Cherry! I saw them in the store and thought of the G-Boys ^^ Hey, check out #64

Trowa: ::reads:: Sing "the name game" over and over again until her head eplodes.

Duo: Cherry cherry bo-berry banana fanna fo-ferry! Me mi mo mary! Cherry!

Cherry Blossom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Matteo:

^_~ Anyway, those poems were the crappiest EVER! YOU ROCK, DAZYLUNA2!!!! Jaa!

Wufei: Trowa trowa bo-bowa, banana fanna fo-fowa! Me mi mo mowa! Trowa!

Cherry Blossom: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!

Matteo: Paco writes,

LMAO!! this is hysterical!!! *gives everyone pocky* Mmmm... Pocky... *drool drool* °¬°...I've only had it like, a couple times, but yeah, I'm addicted...^^ oh yeah and CANADA FOREVER!!!!

Quatre: Canada canada bo-banada, banana fanna fo fanada! Me mi mo manada! Canada!

Cherry Blossom: Kill meeee…

Matteo: Corazon del Fuego (once and always) writes,

*stumbles in the door, having fallen out the window during the party* I don't know what was in that punch... {deathglare x20 at Duo} ...but from now on I'm bringing my own beverages to these CPT parties. Just look what happened to Alan! [Alan: *lies in a comatose state on the floor*] Sheesh! Honestly, Cherry-sama you should be a bit more responsible. *reaches into Trowa's hair and pulls a thermos out of bang-space* Ahhh... sweet MOHK... (Milk of Human Kindness, ya' know) *chugs MOHK* NOW - I thought that this episode could quite possibly be called the funniest damn thing I have ever read. At last, the /eeeee~eevil/ pink limo is dead. ^_____^ hahahaha... that ryhmes!! *wonders why he wasn't privy to Zechs' and Noin's interlude* Oh well, laterz minna. ^__^

Heero: Minna minna bo-binna, banana fanna fo-finna! Me mi mo minna! Minna!

Cherry Blossom: X_X One more time and you guys are all dead, got it?

Matteo: Sage, Mistress of Magic writes,

*waves at the guys and Cherry* Hi! I'm sorry to tell you this Duo-kun, but I didn't drink any of the spiked punch that you gave me. I am also sorry that I said that you were too cute for words Quatre, it was my fault that those idiotic, barbaric fangirls almost killed you and why Heero's hair turned blue. I have to think of a way to show I'm sorry... I know! *zaps everybody to a gigantic room that has millions of books stacked on shelves* *Sage is sitting in a big desk with a laptop typing away furiously, reminding them of Heero. When she hears a popping sound from the puff of smoke they appeared in, she looks up and waves at them.* Sage: Hope you like it!

Quatre: Is this a library?

Sage: Um...*shuffles her feet nervously* It's actually my work room that I created with my magical powers...

Duo: What magical powers? I heard of authoress powers but not MAGICAL powers.

Sage: I don't call myself the Mistress of Magic for nothing. Well, 'newayz, I brought you guys here because... I wanted to show you that I'm sorry. And plus, my authoress powers couldn't carry all the gifts that I got for you all! Gomen nasai Cherry-sama for giving Heero the gun that killed the kazoo player. So instead of you getting a kazoo player, I'll give you a surround-sound stereo system and all the cd's that you ever wanted! *snaps her finger and the surround-sound stereo system appears in a blue puff of smoke* So you'll never have to listen to a kazoo, and instead listen to the real stuff! Here Heero, I'm really sorry that your hair turned blue. *hands him a high-tech laptop computer and another gun* *sees the looks Cherry is giving her* It's not a real gun, it's a water gun, see! *shoots Wufei with it until he's soaking wet* That, Wufei, is what you get for calling me a hentai! *sticks her tongue out at him* *whispers to Heero* You still have the grenade launcher I gave you! For Duo, I'll give him...uhh...anything you want! Just tell me, and I'll zap it here for you! Trowa, you get a new flute and a kiss on the cheek. And TrowasGirl, this is just a friendly kiss, remember, he's still yours! Quatre, you get a new violin, and a kiss on the lips cuz I like you a lot! And if anybody complains about this, I will use my magic on you, and you will burn to a crisp!!! And of course, last but not least, even though I'm mad at him, I'll give Wufei...uhh...anything he wants too.

Wufei: I want to go home.

Cherry Blossom: Anything but that.

Wufei: Smeg.

Matteo:

Since this is getting long, I guess I have to send you back... *sends everybody back to Cherry's house, but before they could say anything, another POP is heard, and Sage appears with a laptop* Sorry bout that, but I wanted to... Cherry, I absolutely LOVE your house!!! Well, what I was saying before was that I was wondering if I could stay for the rest of today's episode and read the rest of the reviews for Matteo, or just to stay. *snaps her finger, and a gigantic chair appears behind Cherry* That's for you Cherry. Hope you like it! *sits on the floor* Oh yeah, I almost forgot, this is for you Matteo. * gives him a cooler, and inside of it he finds food and soda. There is also headache medicine for him too.*

Cherry Blossom: Whoo hoo! I'm home! I'm free! No more hospital! Wait….where's my morphine?

Heero: Druggie…

Cherry Blossom: Shut up.

Matteo: Juliana Kintobor writes,

Yet another brilliant work by Cherry Blossom! Oh, I finally got my butt registered as Evil Chicka (really, that's me! I swear!) but I'm not signed in so that you can recognize me as your dear, dear Juliana... anywhoz, you *are* on my favorite authors list, as promised, and if you don't belive me, go check! YOU ABSOLUTELY RULE!

Wufei: Swelled head…

Duo: You should talk Wu-man.

Wufei: Kisama! Don't call me that!

Duo: Whatever Wu-man.

Matteo: Mistress of Death writes,

*rubs head* Still hungover, cannot laugh my ass off. *winces* But it was good as always! *stumbles away* PS: Site addy:

http://home.beseen.com/social/mistressofdeath

Cherry Blossom: Thanks Mistress! I'll come visit when I get the chance.

Matteo: Shinigami no Kamikaze writes,

SnK: Cherry, I was unable to find the salesman who wants to sell you windows. They have the most annoying habit of disappearing when you have a shotgun, or are prepared to turn them into a fuzzy woodland creature. But, I managed, so here he is, if ya want him. *hands over Zelda:LTP bunny* Kilik:Umm... 'Kaze-chan... who was that..?

SnK:If I tell you, I will have to cut out your tounge, because you're too fine to die. So, do you still wanna know...?

Kilik:....no... it's cool....

SnK:That's what I thought.... hmm.. Heero with blue hair.. that reminds me of... Rudy Roughnight! He's got a horrible English name, but is a great lookin' guy, anyway! He'd make a great addition to my video game charater servents... *snaps her finders and a confused 16yr old with blue hair that is nearly identital to Heero's just appears*

Rudy:...?

SnK:*sighs* I forgot, he's as bad as Trowa.. if not worse... a game that takes about a minimum of 50 hours to play, and he says one thing. It's something like "I'm sorry, I won't ever do it again."

Rudy:...

SnK:Anyway, Cherry, hiliarious as always.. and I really don't want to even know what the hell Croodlin' Doo is really about...

Quatre: We don't either.

Matteo:

oh, and by the way, here is a copy of the picture I took on New Years.. it came out quite well... *hands Cherry 8x11 picture in a frame* The flash really made Heero's tiara sparkle! *disappears with Kilik and Rudy.. then a note falls from the back of the picture frame staing in bold black letters "Deathscythe is the best Gundam!!!"*

Duo: It is, isn't it!

Cherry Blossom: Epyon!

Heero: Wing!

Trowa: Heavyarms!

Wufei: But you always run out of ammo.

Trowa: ….

Quatre: I like Sandrock.

Duo: We know ya do,Q.

Matteo: Caro-chan writes,

YARRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!! Dilly, you are *not* by *any* means allowed to hurt my Van-sama! (Glomps him protectively) Heeheehee, thanks for inviting me to your party, Cherry-sama! (Remembers that she actually spent New Year's Eve babysitting her cousins and weeps softly) Smeg. Anyway, those poems were awful. Here's another kid panel for us to test them on! (Pushes the button on Cherry's machine that zaps her three cousins she was babysitting into the room) Hey guys! Tell me what you think of these poems!

Zach: Are these poems about Toy Story?

Caro-chan: No.

Zach: Then I don't like them.

Whitney: Pinchies! (Pinches Wufei)

Wufei: OW!!

Duo: Buahahahahha!! Wufei got beat by a chibi!

Wufei: Shut up Maxwell.

Matteo:

Caro-chan: Whitney, be nice, we're guests!

Hunter: Dawen! Dawen! 'Atch! (Plays with the Indiglo nightlight button on Caro-chan's watch)

Caro-chan: It's unanimous, these poems suck! 'Bye, kids! (Zaps them back to Wisconsin) Sorry about that. ^_^* You still rule, Cherry-sama, keep on writing your awesome stories!! (Bows to Cherry, waves at Dilly, glomps Duo-sama and kisses him on the cheek, winks at Heero, then disappears in a poof of green smoke, taking Van-sama with her)

Dilly: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

Cherry Blossom: Here have some tax forms.

Dilly: YES LOVELY!!!! BURN!!!

Matteo: Valwen Isilme writes,

Love the fic yet agian! Great stress relief for after all the Post and Pre X-mas rush ^^ (had a huge after x-mas crowd) *huggles Duo* Happy New Year Cutie!! and to everyone else too! ^^ but, um Cherry? Can you let Heero have his gun and send him on a mission to destroy all the Pokemon? *now has a phobia of Pokemon thanks to kids* All the kids wanted was pokemon *sniffles then snaps out of it* oh well! *hands everyone big bags of Pixi Stixs* If you want more ^^ Just ask!

Zechs: PIXIE STIX!! ^__^

Heero: Great. Now he's going to be hyper.

Zechs: DEMON EYES!!!!

Quatre: Whaa?

Trowa: Don't ask.

Matteo: Tenchi's Tenshi writes,

-looks at her name- Thats quite a tounge twister! I dare you to say my name 3 times fast! -giggles- Okay, as you can see by my name I'm a HUGE Tenchi Muyo fan and latly my friend Chris told me about Gundam Wing. I watched a few epoisides and got totally hooked! They are pretty cool! I'm very new at Gundam Wing so could you answer two questions for me oh-Queen Cherry Blossom-ruler-of-all-things-crappy? 1st, Is Trowa related to Noin? They look alike. Same hair stlye and all.

Cherry Blossom: Actually I've been wondering if Trowa was related to Quatre's dad. I mean seriously, what is with anime and the unibang?

Trowa: …..

Matteo:

2nd, Wufei's hair is the same as Tenchi Masaki's! Did you steal my koi, Tenchi's hair stlye Wufei? -thinks- Or did my koibito, tenchi, steal your hair style?! Oh well, I just re-read all of these Crappy Poem Theaters and I really enjoyed them! I hope you write more! Go Dilly! BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN! -laughes- These poems are great! They could make even Kiyone laugh and she has no sense of humor! Okay then, I g2g! Bye! - signed, Tenshi Masaki, Tenchi's REAL koi!

Wufei: INJUSTICE! No one should have my hairstyle except ME.

Duo: You can say that again. One Wufei is enough.

Wufei: ::eyes narrow:: What was that?

Duo: Er…nothing Wu-man. Just talkin' to myself again.

Wufei: Thought so.

Matteo: mandy writes,

Heero: NO! No more second reviewers! Cherry's word processor can't handle the pressure!

Cherry Blossom: Yeah, how many pages are we up to Teo-chan?

Matteo: Uh…81.

Duo: Wow.

Quatre: No kidding.

Heero: How can you people like this idiotic program so much?

Trowa: the don't like the program. They like to watch us get tortured.

Heero: Oh that helps a hell of a lot.

Cherry Blossom: Language!

Matteo:

hehehe i am reviewing again. get over it guys. cherry this is still the best. oh and when the kazooo union comes looking for Bob i suggest throwing heero to those wolves. and heero i ALMOST feel sorry for ya. but not really. those union organizers can be vicious at times. oh well cherrry i hope you have a great new year for writting. later

Quatre: There's a kazoo players union?

Trowa: Apparently.

Matteo: Treize & Co. write,

(Zechs): *wearing nothing but a banner saying "Happy New Year" draped loosely around him* *singing, drunkenly, a bottle of champagne in his hand...a nearly-empty bottle* Should olllld...ac..*hic* quaintance...be..forget.....la la la la la laaaaaa!! (Treize): *twirls a noisemaker* happy new year, Miss Cherry! *gives her a New Years' rose* Apparently and unfortunately, you didn't get our review in time for the last installment. I would therefore like to again offer our services in this MSTing, so we can be with our Wu-sama. (Noin): *calling from kitchen* I saved him, you, and Matteo some cake!

Cherry Blossom: Oooh cake! Real food!

Wufei: As long as it isn't that disgusting red jello I'll eat it.

Matteo:

(Lady Une): I don't remember what personality I agreed to this in, but we all did agree...*looks at Zechs* and most of us were sober. So we'll join you guys, and if you want to have us in some of the other parts, I guess we'll do it...Ja ne, and good work!

Cherry Blossom: You guys can help me with the next one. My house is a mess today and I don't feel like cleaning up for company.

Duo: Hey! What do you call US?

Cherry Blossom: …victims.

Duo: >__<

Matteo: Black Tiger writes,

Looks at Heero"wanna hear my Fav song? don't worry I sing very good I have two record companys after me." Takes a deep breth and sings in a nice soprono voice"Joy to the world relena's dead I bbq'ed her head what happened to the body I flushed it down the potty. Ho,no the potty's clogged, Ho,no the potty's clogged, the potty is clogged with her big butt" bows after thunderous clapping died down.sits down on Heero's lap and frenches him for 40 min.

Quatre: AH MY VIRGIN EYES!!

Duo: Give it a rest Quatre.

Matteo:

"*pant*gotta wright and tell Blue fire panther about this she'll wanna know." "my place 9:00 be thier" frenches him again " love ya Bye :hands Heero some keys:thies are the keys to my gun shelter.":gives Heero another set of keys:this is to the secret room where I hold my gundam if you wanna borrow it any time." Tiger wispers something in Heero's ear. Heero blushes but nodds, and kisses tiger on the lips.BT"HEERO YUY HAS THE CUTEST ASS AND I, BLACK TIGER, KNOW IT PERSONALLY!"Looks at a red Heero,"It had to be done to settel the argument. you still love me right?" gives Heero a 'I love you look'and Heero's heart melts and he nodds."I LOVE YOU TOOOOOOOO!"BT glomps Heero. gotta go bye !!!!~! Heero looks were BT was longingly.

All: O.o;;;

Cherry Blossom: ehem…moving along…

Matteo: Tyleet writes,

O_O By the High Ones. What the h*ll is a croodlin doo?

Trowa: We don't know and we don't want to.

Matteo:

Poor, poor Heero Quatre and Trowa. I can't believe they had to listen to that crap. ::shudders:: You have my deepest sympathies. Here, some Pixie Stix for you guys. You need them. And I would steal a riffle from my Social Studdies teacher for Heero, but you'd only take it. (Don't ask, he likes to hunt. That's all I'll say) As for Duo and Wufei, keep them there. Forever and ever. ::evil laughter:: Am I the only person in the world who thinks Duo is the original Male Ditz? I think he gives us Americans a bad name. If that's how the Japanese see us... dear god.

Cherry Blossom: Actually Duo's a better American then some of the one's I've met. Sorry but getting mugged in downtown Chicago wasn't my best experience. Excuse me if I'm not overly enthusiastic about Americans.

Matteo:

(NOT YOU DUO. I would no sooner pray to you than a dead cooked cow. Keep in mind, I'm vegetarian) Cherry, Canada's great and all, but have you considered pscological help for your obsession? J/K ^_^ I like it too, even though I live in Ohio. I think I like Quebec best.

Wufei: FROGS!

Quebeccers: Fermez la bouche!!! ::whaps Wufei with sticks::

Wufei: Ow…

Matteo:

Cherry, I love this. I was soooo happy when I saw the author alert in my mail. You rock. I worship the ground you walk on, oh Eternal Goddess ::bows at Cherry's feet:: Well, thanx for letting me come to the party!!! It was great, even though I have a headache. I dunno why. I only had some punch. well, great job!!!! Keep it up!!! Ja!!

Heero: Don't keep it up. Let it down. Chuck it!

Cherry Blossom: Just keep on digging the grave…

Heero: ::gulp::

Matteo: Quaxo The Dark writes,

*Cackles* Why is Quatre afraid of sheep? *Hands Quatre a flower* Very good! I love your work. I guess I should since you killed me. *Is still laying in the floor after dying laughing* I know I allready left a review to this fic.. oh well. Heh heh. MORE CRAPPY POEMS! Mwa ha ha ha ha!

Heero: …..

Duo: Doncha have anything to say about the twice reviewer?

Heero: I've given up. No one listens to me anyways.

Trowa: Good plan!

Matteo: The Great One writes,

Hies! I just wanna say that all the Crappy Poem Theaer eposodes were hillarious!! Poor g-boyz. Anyway HAPPY BELATED CHRISTMAS/NEW YEAR!! I was a little late. Presents for all!! *Tosses presents in random directions* *Watches as people open SEEMINGLY empty gift boxes* Ya see these presents aren't normal. Ya have ta think of a present to get it. As long as it's not harmful... Here! Watch! *Takes a box* *Looks thoghtful for a minute then opens it* Taa-Daa!! *Holds up cheese* Here. *Hands it to Trowa* *Digs in the box again* *Pulls out a Play Station game and gives it to Duo* *Digs in the box a third time* *Pulls out a sheep*

Quatre: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Matteo:

*Quickly stuffs the sheep back in the box* Have fun thinking up gifts! *There is suddenly a loud pop and a grey tiger with black stripes appears* Tiger: Great One! You had your turn time to go! Great One: NO!! *Clings to Duo* Tiger: *Grabs Great One's foot* Great One....let go... TGO: No. T: *Yanks on foot* Let go. TGO: No! T: Let go! TGO: NO!! T: *Pulls TGO off Duo and begins draging her away* TGO: *Desperately trys to cling to someting but can't* Smeg.... *Is draged away*

G-Boyz: O.o;;;

Duo: Oookay…

Matteo: kaoru writes,

i loved it!!

Trowa: I didn't.

Cherry Blossom: No one cares what you think.

Dilly: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNN!!!!

Matteo: Tsuki Yuuki writes,

oi, Cherry-sama!! can i borrow ur calendar????? PLEASE!!!! ///^_\\\ *starts to sing a good ole Canadian song* land of the silver birch, home of the beaver, where still the mighty moose wanders at will, blue lake and rocky shore, i will return once more, boom-didi-boom-boom, boom-didi-boom-boom, boom-didi-booo~oo~oom; [next verse] high on a rocky ledge, i'll build a wigwam, uh...um...*sweatdrop* i can't remember any more.

Wufei: Thank Nataku.

Quatre: I'd rather not.

Wufei: ::blinks::

Matteo:

u can zap me into the CPT any time u like, i would LOVE to be there for an episode. BTW, Ekaurii will DEFINETELY take good care of the G-Boyz. i would know, she's one of my best friends. and in real life, not just online. we met at Camp Geddie down in [Pictou County] Merigomish, NS. g2g. i have Christmas letters to write. yes, CHRISTMAS letters. i am a MAJOR procrastinator. ja ne!!! ~Tsuki P.S. PLEASE E-MAIL ME!!!!!!!!!!! PLE~EASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cherry Blossom: Um…I can't remember if I e-mailed you or not. Morphine…wearing off…sickness…clouding my mind…

Heero: quit faking to get drugs.

Cherry Blossom: ::deathglares::

Matteo: Elentari writes,

Yes, I too know the secret of multiple reviewing...sorry, guys. Anyways, the party was awesome. My relatives were really, really angry when I came in at like two in the morning, DRUNK..( Thanks a lot, Duo!) but they got over it. I feel almost sorry for Heero, I mean you turned his hair blue, made him wear a sparkly tiara, and won't give him any weapons. Poor Hee-chan!

Heero: Pity me.

Matteo:

Well, I guess I should go now. *slips Duo a photo(which just happens to be the one with Wufei completly drunk and dancing on a table)* I just got it developed, and I don't think he remembers that..go ahead and remind him, ok? *snaps her fingers and disappears*

Duo: Buahahahahhhahahaha!!!!

Wufei: WHAT?! KISAMA!! GIVE ME THAT PHOTO!!!

Cherry Blossom: ::hides it:: Erm…what photo? ::blinks innocently::

Matteo: CLS writes,

*licks lips* luv the punch *goes chibi* don`t be mad at me pwease, isn`t my fault that dumb algebra teacher gave me too much homework to review last time ffffooooooorrrrrrrrrgggggiiiiiivvvveeeeee mmmmeeeeee!!!!!!! *jumps in and glomps Heero then jumps out* I wuuuvvv you Heero ^_~

Heero: Er…

Matteo: Kiyone writes,

Hehehe i never noticed how freaky children's poems were.... *shudders* children, ick... anywayz, CONTINUE THE HORROR!!! *mutters* even though it's torturing poor wittle Duo...ugh..the guilt...oh, well! ^_^

Duo: Yeah. Poor wittle me. ::goes chibi::

Millions of fangirls:: KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! ::glomp him::

Duo: Erk…

Quatre: Cherry…

Cherry Blossom: Sorry. Side effect to my sickness. ::zaps fangirls away::

Duo: ::reverts back to normal:: Ow…I think I cracked a rib.

Wufei: You should know better then to turn chibi around Cherry.

Matteo: Desperate Angel writes,

(This ~would~ be a signed review if I weren't feeling too damn lazy to sign in) ~hic~ Did you know that punch can be a dangerous weapon? S'true. Especially if Duo makes it. I guess that also explains what I saw in Wuu-man's bedroom eariler...though I'm still in shock 0.o

Everybody: O.o

Wufei: Uh…I can explain…

Duo: Suuuuure.

Matteo:

*grins* Amazing! Give Cherry a beefcake calander and she'll let the G-Boys keep whatever you give her. I wonder what would happen if I gave her this tape I made of secret camera recordings of a certain G-Pair. Hmmm..... Anyway, that poem was weird. Almost as bad as the one I'm going to send you as soon as Lycos stops being a flatulant pain in the ass. Or if my ransom is met. Or maybe even if anyone can answer me these questions three.

Quatre: Ugh…no riddles. I'm too tired.

Matteo: Silversky writes,

*trying not to laugh, but it isn't working* these are hilarious..late merry christmas, and late christmas presents too! *gives Cherry-sama a mallet* ^_^ anytime anyone tries to escape..just whack 'em ^_^. *gives Heero a gameboy color and bomberman pocket* I stole it from my brother.. ^_^; have fun, he's not gonna miss it. *gives Duo chocolate flavored pocky* don't eat it all at once, okay? *gives Trowa a $50 gift certificate to the nearest bookstore* uh, just don't go too crazy..*gives Quatre a lifetime supply of various flavored tea* ^_^; *gives Wufei lots of martial arts movies* and last but not least.. *gives Matteo a lifetime supply of throat lasanges* so CPT can go on and on! happy new year!

Dilly: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU(cough)(GAG)uuuurn(wheeze). Uh..can I borrow a throat candy Matteo?

Matteo: …no.

Dilly: ::raises flamethrower::

Matteo: On second thought, here! Take 'em all!

Dilly: Thanks.

Matteo: *~A White Rose Petal~* writes,

::looks behind shoulder trying to hold in laughter:: my...mom...is...looking...at...me...strangely...must not...laugh... YEAH RIGHT!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Anyway, new reviewer tingy or whatever, I have to review fast cuz' I have been cursed with a little brother ::Looks down at bro also known as ed...not Ed...ed:: AWRP: Get away from me you little dork! ed: But I wanna tell Heero there's a gun behind from you! AWRP: Cherry don't look at me like that... ::dissapears brfore Cherry can hur-I mean ZAP her away...::

Cherry Blossom: Dangit. I missed.

Duo: guess you're losing your edge.

Cherry Blossom: shut up.

Duo: Yes 'm.

Matteo: TrowasGirl writes,

Heero: >__<

Duo: Yeah, yeah we know.

Matteo:

Whoa lots of these reviews or getting so very long. Ohhh Cherry before I forget, here I got something for you *throws a box at cherry* Ummm.... its full of pictures of Zechs. If Noin happens to come by hide it. 99% of them come from her own private collection. *Looks at Trowa* Ok I've been up for a about a week without sleep and I've decided to Forgive Trowa. Sorry Teo-chan, at least you might be able to go to the Bahamas next week it all depends on Cherry. I am so tired. *Sits on Trowa's Lap and rest her head on his shoulder* Wake me up when the shows over. *Falls asleep in Trowa's arms*

Trowa: ……

TrowasGirl: Zzzzz…

Cherry Blossom: oookay….next!

Matteo: Dariana Night writes,

(in a very bad british accent)DN: 'ello mates! (Spike{from Buffy}walks up{and he's shirtless WHOO HOO!!})S: Don't use the accent any more luv (DN pouts then realizes what he said)DN: You called me luv!! *glomps him* (he attemps to bite her but her neck is just out of reach) S:Bloody 'ell! *DN grins* (looks back at G-boys) DN:oh sorry I got a new ummm "roomate" so I'll be leaving Wufei to the rest of the fangirls now but your still my fav Pilot (DN accidentaly puts her neck into Spike's biting range and he bites it) DN:Itai!!! (hits him) S: What? (he tries to look inoccent which doesn't look so innocent with the vamp mask on) (DN shakes her head and goes to put a bandaged on her neck) *muttering as she walks off* DN:Bloody vampire, If he wasn't so cute I'd stake him.

Cherry Blossom: Yeah Willie was always my favorite vamp. I like him better than Angel. He didn't brood as much. Plus his sense of humour is like mine ^__^

Trowa: Psychotic?

Cherry blossom: -_-

Matteo: Starblade (The **Original** Goddess of Death) writes,

wow...that was..um...interesting...*blinks* Punch is evil....I swear it...especially when tampered with by a certain braided baka..*looks at Duo* Oh well, that was great! But you really should have more poems...Reveiw corner IS fun to read but then there are so few poems. You need to torture those boys more. You're letting them off to easily. Oh, and before I forget....*whacks Quatre* DON'T USE MY WORD!!! SO NEER!! Ok, now that that's out of the way...um..just a question...what were those poets on when they wrote those poems?

Heero: Morphine.

Cherry Blossom: That's enough out of you! ::gags him::

Heero: Mmph!

Matteo:

Cuz those made absolutely NO sense what so ever...those poets should be taken out into the street, tared, feathered, and shot....hmm..*gives Duo the tar, Quatre the feathers, and Heero the gun* go to town boys ^-^ heheh...anyway...um...don't ask what's up with all the lil dots...cuz I don't know...I'm just addicted to them...and pixies...and pocky....and sugar...and cookies...and muffins...and cheese too...but cheese is evil...as well as hulla hoops, skateboards, and light...darkness is SO much better...ne, Duo-chan?... hmm..Hey Wufei! Looks isn't that Nataku?! *points* *sticks a sticky paper on Wufei's back that reads,"I'm a justice freak, so kick me" while he looks* *smiles innocently and moves away before Wufei notices the paper*

Duo: ::kicks Wufei::

Wufei: KISAMA!! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!!

Duo: ::shrugs:: It's what the sign says.

Matteo:

ok..anyway..these fics are great. Absolute works of brillance. Keep up the great writing! Ja Ne Minna-san! *disappears in a flash of black light* *reappears again* Almost forgot something...could you PLEASE chibify the G-boys? PLEASE! They are SO kawaii as chibis and I think it'd be a lot more funny for them to be chibis. PLEASE?!ok..I'm done now...hope the next CPT is out soon! ^-^ JA Ne! *disappears in another flash of black light*

Duo: NO CHIBIS!!! NO CHIBIS!!!

Cherry Blossom: Despite the cuteness factor…it's kind of dangerous to their health. I'll think about it.

Matteo: Arcanite writes,

Okay Cherry, make me do it the hard way. **Hits Cherry over the head with a large skillet, grabs the G-boys, replaces them with Yuli from Ronin Warriors, Goku from DBZ, Serena from Sailor Moon, Ash from Pokemon(and I hope he's killed by the horrible poetry) and Davis from the Digimon 02 series(what I said for Ash) and teleports herself and the G-boys out. Also leaves several million dollars in cash for Cherry to make up for the loss of the G-Boys**

Cherry Blossom: Moneymoneymoeny!!! I'm riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiich!!!

Matteo: But now we're stuck with these guys.

Goku: Hi! Are you aliens?Cherry Blossom: ::sweatdrops:: No…

Davis: Cool! Lava Lamps!!

Cherry Blossom: Don't touch that-

(crash)

Davis: Oops.

Cherry blossom: ::sigh::

Matteo: Arcanite writes,

Okay, I changed my mind. You can have the G-boys back, except for Duo. You can have Duo back if you let me be in the Crappy Poem Theater AND(not or) you give Heero his gun WITH PROPER AMMO! In other words, not just one bullet. Oh yeah, one more thing. **teleports Goku and Serena away and puts signs that say "Shoot Me" on Ash, Davis and Yuli** There. That's a good reason to give Heero more then one bullet!

Quatre: All this popping in and out gives me a headache.

Heero: Target practice….

Cherry Blossom: No. ::zaps the gun, Yuli, Ash, and Davis away and zaps Duo back into the room::

Duo: Smeg.

Cherry Blossom: I'm the almighty Goddess. We play by my rules here. ::evil grin::

Matteo: Goldberry writes,

Hahaha!! I'm reviewing again, and you can't stop me!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Sorry.....I'm still feeling the effects of Duo's punch. *Glares balefully at him* I'd just like to tell Quatre that I hate sheep, too. And cows. And I'd also like to tell Heero that he is the bane of my existance. I hate you soooooo much, Heero. You think you're so cool don't you? Well, you suck. So there. Wufei is sooooooooo much cooler than you!! Ja ne!!

Heero: Omeo o korosu.

Cherry Blossom: What did I say about bashing? Dilly c'mere and torch this letter for me.

Dilly: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

Cherry Blossom: Pay attention. NO BASHING!!!! Thank you.

Matteo: Sasha Maxwell writes,

Hey Cherry-san! Hello, my dear husband, Duo!

Everyone: O.o;;;

Duo: I have no idea I swear…

Matteo:

anyway, Nice work as always with your CPT. (hands out pocky to everyone) Why don't you just let Heero shot something...I'm sure he wouldn't shot you would ya Hee-chan? (kawaii puppy dog eyes) Either that, or he could shoot my Math Teacher...giving me homework for the holidays! Oh yeah. I'm from CANADA! AND PROUD OF IT! *ahem* See ya. Konnichi wa!

Cherry Blossom: CANA-

Heero: NO!

Cherry Blossom: …..

Matteo: Mistress Storm Crow writes,

Thunder clap bursts (not from sound effects), ligtning flashes, and a thin, blonde, figure emerges from a mass of dark clouds. She is reletively tall with deep, emerald green eyes and speaks with a haunting melodious voice which may bring any man under its spell*

Cherry Blossom: Ooooh. I want one of those. ^__^

Matteo:

Greetings Miss Cherry Blossom, allow me to offer my congratulations on this masterful production you have created. *bows deeply* I, Mistress Storm Crow, Goddess of the Storm, most anxiously look forward to the next episode. I am also most impressed by the strength of you authoress powers. Perhaps, my friend, at one time you should have a sparring match with me so to test the writer against the storm *thunder sounds at Storm Crows command*. However, I my only concern is the trauma given to one I hold dear. I request that you are kind to Quatre, the mortal pilot who has endeared himself to my heart. The love of a goddess is not easily gained, but that love is pure as a summer rain. *turns to gaze at Quatre; continues speaking to Cherry* I must now embark on a quest to take revenge on evil poets and so as my departing gift, I shall grant a charm to protect him from the crappy literature. *casts spell and white light settles on Quatre and fades* Hopefully the charm will be strong enough to last through the next episode, as my mission is dangerous and I may not be able to aide him.*turns back to Cherry* I will definitly check in on your series for new target poets, and I thank you for both the aide to my purpose and the entertainment provided to me. I quite enjoy the torture inflicted upon the pilots, except of course to my beloved Quatre. Before I go, I must say I was quite surprised that you are unfamiliar with Nilla Waiffers *throws box to eack of the pilots, Cherry and Matteo* Enjoy the vanilla of the greatest cookie to be created. Until we meet again Cherry-samma. *to Quatre* Fare well my love. *Storm Crow is engulfed by dark clouds and fades away with a lightning bolt and a thunder clap*

Quatre: ::giggles:: Wow. I feel great!

Heero: Morphine?

Cherry blossom: Magic.

Heero: Oh.

Matteo: D.D.04 writes,

Hee hee hee! I tis me! You should give Heero his gun back in case Peacecrap makes another surprise appearence. *Shudders* Eek. Those were some crappy poems. Please tell me the authors are dead!

Duo: If they aren't then I'll rectify the situation.

Wufei: Not if I get there first.

Matteo:

Oh yeah! *glomps on to Heero* Ha ha! *whispers* I got you a BIIIIIG gun hidden at my house meet me there after the show. *poofs out in puff of smoke leaving Heero a note with adress and says, 'Ha ha ha! We're going psychopathic stalker hunting later!'* Please don't torture Heero any more! He doesn't deserve it! Torture Wufei for all time! Gotta go! Byee!

Wufei: Hmmph.

Duo: Let's face it Wuffie. You're just not a people person.

Quatre: I'll be your friend Wufei! ^___________________________^

Everyone: O.o;;;

Matteo: Kaori writes,

Drunk....definately drunk.

Heero: Nope. It's drugs.

Trowa: It's euphorium.

Duo: The band?

Trowa: >__< I'm surrounded by morons.

Matteo:

This has to be the best one yet!!

Wufei: I don't know about that.

Matteo: *Black Tiger* writes,

(Thinking)*I wanna make Heero jealous*(goes and sits on Duo's lap)"Hi all!"(smiles sweetly)(heero gets pissed and tries to kill Duo."Mission complete!!!""here Cherry!(uses powes given to her by God and Lucifer to transport Zech to Cherry.while cherry's not looking slips Heero a gun "shoot me if you want to I'm not afraid to die so you don't shoot anyone else."Heero dosen't move."ok,Heero bye you missed your chance to shoot a new author I just finshed my first story yesterday"Flys off"bey cherry!~Black Tiger(^_~)#######

Cherry Blossom: ::takes the gun away:: Honestly people. Must you be so violent? Besides, killing someone should be much more creative then just…shooting them. You need a better method. Like poisoning…

Matteo: Heero's Girl writes,

YEAH!!! exactly!!! everyone party down!!! *does a lil' dance* Those poems... *shudder* I feel terrible sorrow and pain for you G-boys!! *sniff* BUT... it is still funny. Especially Heero. Poor, Poor, Heero. You're my favorite!!!! *sniff* Here! have a cap gun. It makes a *bang* noise! =)and I also give you a dart gun with a relena dart board. *plants a kiss on Heero's cheek* *attempts not to faint* And QUATRE!!! enough with the innocent thing. I KNOW that you're not that innocent yourself!! *glances at trowa* *disappears into a puff of juice!!*

Duo: JUICE!!

Trowa: I don't know what she was implying…

Heero: Suuuure.

Matteo: mandy writes,

hey cherry if you really want to torture the boys do the canturbary tales its really long and boring.

Cherry Blossom: I've read those…well, glanced through…okay I looked at the cover. Hey, my attention span is nill okay?

Matteo: DUO'S PURE SIDE writes,

Wufei: ::snicker:: I didn't know you had one Maxwell.

Duo: Hey!

Matteo:

Hi. Loved this CPT. By the way, WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT PUNCH?!

Duo: Rum! And vodka and tequila and all the other liquers that were in Cherry's closet.

Cherry Blossom: …..I have no idea what he's talking about.

Wufei: Yeah right.

Matteo: Hentaino Megami ( Goddess of Hentai ) AKA Lady Canturbury writes,

Hello. You may call me Lady Canturbury. I do so love these CPT Madam Cherry. I really do like them. I hope they continue for a vast amount of time.

G-Boyz: ::glare::

Matteo:

Do not look at me like that Pilots! I happen to like these MST. Go bugger off. So, my real reason for reviewing this CPT ( besides to tell you how good it was) is to give you, Madam Cherry, something. I'm leader of a group called Hentai Writers International ( HWI for short ). I did have a web page about it but it seems its not working right now! Bloody horrid internet access at my boarding school! ::sighs:: Anyway, as you can tell by our name HWI supports all hentai writers from all countries. I see your Canadian, Madam Cherry. I'm British. I live in Yorkshire. We have many people from all countries post on our site, british, canadians, americans, mexican, french, german, japanese, chinese, irish. You name it, their there! Well, on behalf of HWI I'm to present you an award. ::holds out a gold coloured little statue about the size of an american oscar. Its Treize, nude, with only a single rose he's holding, covering his hentai frontal parts.:: I, Lady Canturbury, present Madam Cherry Blossom and her muse Sir Matteo with this award. It it the first anunel "Best Hentai Author/Authoress" award. Take it in good health. ::hands her the award:: May you write fanfics for as long as your life should last. Long live Madam Cherry and CPT!

Cherry blossom: ::weeps:: You like me! You really like me!! I'd like to thank my fans and family and (blah blah blah)

Matteo:

Now, if you excuse me, I must depart. I have to try and fix my website, and the headmisstress is stareing at me strangly. ::sigh:: Its just ruddy terrible going to an all-girl boarding school. Anyway, good bye. ::leaves with the bristish national anthem playing:: =signed, Lady Canturbury, Leader and webmisstress of HWI who's motto is " Citris,Lime and Lemons may be fruit to some, but to us there ways of life! " =

Cherry Blossom: Lookie! I got an award! Isn't it…shiney!

Heero: Hn…

Matteo: Our next review is from- ::girl walks in and cuts Matteo off. She has a bow and arrow slung over her back. She is VERY hot and looks VERY PISSED OFF::

Girl: Shut up Matteo! Its me, FORMALY Matteo's Koi. You can call me Ai. ::deathglare x infinity at everyone:: MATTEO! :: runs up to him, grabs his shirt coller and narrows her eyes:: You missed our wedding you bastard! You left me at the ALTER! HOW COULD YOU?! ::looks at g-boyz:: YOU GUYS DIDN'T SHOW UP EITHER! Matteo, how could you do this too your koi? I had everything ready. The church, my whole family was there, the food, the gown, tickets to France for our huneymoon... ::sobs:: WHY?! Why'd you leave me? Why didn't you show up?!

Matteo: Heeelp meeee….

Girl: ::glares at him while he tries to make an excuse:: SHUT UP! YOUR WORSE THEN WUFEI! I don't belive how a sweet, lovable guy like you could of done this to me? ::sniffle:: Why? Don't you love me? ::Matteo tries to get out of her grasp:: YOUR NOT GOING ANYWHERE! ::a look of relization dawns on her beutiful face:: CHER! ::drops Matteo on the floor, causeing the reviews to go every which way. She turns to Cher:: YOU! You made him miss the happiset day of my life! You over-worked him! You wouldn't let him leave! YOU OBAN! ::takes out bow and an arrow, which iroically has a heart-shaped point. ::

Duo: Cupid?

Wufei: Psycho.

Trowa: Don't you mean Psyche?

Wufei: No.

Girl: You proably didn't let the G-boyz leave either! ::aims for Cher's forehead:: You shall pay! ::tears stream down here face:: This arrow has the poison of a snake on it thats so powerful one drop of it can make a human's capularies EXPLODE! Do you want to experence that pain? It wouldn't compare to the pain I felt that day! I'm doing this for you Matteo! For you and our love! ::shoots::

Cherry Blossom: ::calmly zaps the arrow so it turns into a box of valentine's day chocolates:: Mmm…::munchs on one:: Caramel. My favorite. Security!

Treize the security hamster: ::pops in::

Cherry Blossom: Please escort our guest outside Treize dear.

Treize: ::grins, shows teeth, and then grips Ai by the butt and drags her outside kicking and screaming::

Matteo: ::sighs in relief::

Duo: ::whistles: You sure can pick 'em Teo-chan.

Matteo: Shut up.

Cherry Blossom: Let's just move on shall we?

Matteo: Corra Mereel writes,

MUAHAHAHA!! That was too funny!! You must keep it up *deathglare at anyone who glares at me*, and stop tormenting Duo, he doesn't deserve it. He's too adorably cute to be punished like that!! Anyhoo, byee for now!!

Duo: Ya hear that? I'm CUTE! ^__^

Wufei: Matter of opinion.

Duo: : P

Matteo: Selenya writes,

Cherry, these things r AWESOME!!!!!!!! KEEP TORTUREIN' THE G-BOYZ!!!! Oh! since Heero shot the kazoo player, I know someone who'll play the accordian 4 free! ME! ^_^ Oh, and Heero can't kill me 'cause i'm invincible!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I just had some chocolate covered coffee beans, can u tell? well, on a parting note, here r 50 kilograms of chocolate covered coffee beans for ya. That'll wake ya up! oh, and, CANADA AND CHEESE ROK!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! SUFFER G-BOYZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trowa: Why? Why do they hate us?

Quatre: Just smile and nod Trowa. ^______________________^

Trowa: …..you're scaring me.

Quatre: ::sparkle:: ^__________________^ ::sparkle::

Matteo: Athena Winner writes,

(Cameo appearances from Athena Winner's older sister, Celestia Maxwell)

AW: Hi, Cherry! How are you? I looooved this episode of CPT! It was kinda stupid (in a good way), too.

CM: Don't say it's stupid! That's mean! *hands everyone yummy boxes of pocky* Here you are, all! Duo-chan, I love you!

AW: *hands Quatre a valentine**says shyly* ....Happy early Valentine's Day, Quatre-chan.

CM: Awww...How SWEET!!!!!! *hands Duo a valentine and a huge box of chocolate* Here you are, Duo-chan! I hope that I can come to one of your parties sometime!

AW: Don't ask to be invited, that's rude!

CM: Oh, I couldn't care less. Cherry Blossom-sama, it was hysterical! Keep up your brilliant work, kay? *throws all the G-boys and Cherry and Matteo more pocky* Oh, yeah! *Hands BIG valentine and chocolate box to Matteo* My muse, Moni-chan, wanted me to give this to you. I think she LIKES you! That makes two muses she hasa crush on. Anyway, must go! Bye!

AW: Bye!

Matteo: Um..you're muse isn't a psycho like Ai was, right?

Trowa: Once bitten, twice shy.

Duo: Huh?

Trowa: It's a saying.

Duo: I never say it.

Trowa: You wouldn't.

Duo: And what's that supposed to mean?

Matteo: Dark Angel writes,

Holy ! I'm the 67th reveiwer!

Quatre: Wow. That's a lot of reviews.

Cherry Blossom: No kidding. Hey, think we can make it to seventy?

Duo: You already have.

Cherry Blossom: Huh?

Duo: The new chaptering system.

Cherry Blossom: Oh yeah…that thing screwed me up! Now I have to combine all these CPTs and erase that old ones and everything!

Trowa: Poor you.

Matteo:

NEways, HIYA! I'm Dark Angel! And I'm here to say keep the boys locked there for all eternity! BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*breathes*HAHAHAHAH AHA! Oh, and by the way, I have a question. What's pocky? You may think I'm insane, put I have never heard of pocky till I read your fics.

Cherry Blossom: I'm planning to put up a page on my website that explains the mysteries of pocky for a you poor pocky deprived people. As soon as I'm finished my other fics.

Wufei: In other words, she'll never get to it.

Cherry Blossom: Shut uuuuuuup. I will so. ::pouts::

Matteo:

NEway, I think Cherry should be nicer to Matteo. I mean, making him wear those horrible outfits and reading those poems is just plain......plain.... Dark Angel's friend: Mean? Dark Angel: Nooooo.....it's me! Keep it up Cherry-san! Oh, and before I forget, I want to see more of Dilly!

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRNNN NNNN!

Dilly: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

Cherry Blossom: ::gives him some ruse salesmen to fry:: Happy?

Dilly: BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA!!! BURN!!!!

Matteo:

K, gotta go! Ja ne!

Quatre: Ja! ^_________________________^

Heero: Stop that…

Matteo: And last but not least… Mako-chan writes,

Oh my God! I'm the 68th reviewer! Go Mako,go Mako, go Mako! NEwayz, I'm in tech class and I got bored so I thought I'd review! I'm minimizing the window every five seconds so my teacher doesn't see me. *minimizes window and looks like she's busy* *maximizes window again* Ok, cost is clear. Keep up the great work! And give Matteo a break will ya?! And be nice to Duo too. *glomps Duo* OKIluvyabuh-bye!

Wufei: YES! We're finished! No more Reviewer's corner!

Trowa: We still have the poems to do.

Wufei: Smeg.

Cherry Blossom: My fingers are cramping. Hey Teo-chan, what's the page ratio so far?

Matteo: 135.

Cherry Blossom: Shi~t. I need some sugar. Then I can do the rest. Hang tight guys. I'll be right back. ::disappears in search of snacks::

Heero: Quick! Maybe we can sneak out now!

Cherry Blossom: ::voice over:: Not bloody likely. Treize! Stand guard!

Treize: ::shows teeth::

Heero: Smeg.

Crappy Poem Theater (for real this time)

Scene…doesn't change at all since we aren't actually in a theater and Cherry Blossom's got a kick @ss home entertainment system.

Cherry Blossom: I'm baaaaaaaaaaack! Buahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Wufei: Noooooooo! She's on a sugar high! We'll all be chibified!!!

G-Boyz: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Cherry Blossom: Don't be silly. You won't be able to MST the poems if you're all chibi. Cue the disclaimer!!

Disclaimer: I don't own GW! I hate my job! I hate my life! I think I'll go stick my head in an oven!

Everyone: O.o

Cherry Blossom: Uh…I'm just going to lock the oven door…

Dilly: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNN!!!!

Cherry Blossom: Exactly. Well…toady's poem was sent to me by a fellow torturer…Keoko! Yeah!

G-Boyz: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Cherry Blossom: Aw stuff a sock in it. Anyway…I think the title is the weirdest thing about it. Let's jump right in…

Wufei: Let's not and say we did.

Trowa: Let's not even say we did.

Cherry Blossom: Quiet! Matteo! Read!

Matteo: ::clears throat::

THE LOTOS-EATERS

Duo: The what?

Heero: This is going to be bad. I just know it…

(1832)

Duo: Columbus sailed the ocean blue ^__^

Wufei: ::shakes head::

By Lord Tennyson

Duo: Hello Lord Tennyson. I'm king Duo.

Cherry Blossom: All bow down before King Duo!

G-Boyz: O.o

Duo: Thank you, thank you.

"Courage!"

Wufei: "Justice!"

Duo: "Truth!"

Quatre: "Beauty!"

Trowa: "Hair products!"

Everyone else: O.o

Trowa: What?

he said,

Quatre: Who said?

Cherry Blossom: Dunno.

Duo: ::feigns being on the edge of his seat:: Gee, I wonder…

and pointed toward the land,

Quatre: Didn't your mother ever teach you that it's rude to point?

"This mounting wave will roll us shoreward soon."

In the afternoon they came unto a land

In which it seemed always afternoon.

Cherry Blossom: Whaa?

All round the coast the languid air did swoon,

Heero: Air cannot swoon.

Duo: Poetic license.

Heero: It should be revoked.

Breathing like one that hath a weary dream.

Trowa: Uh huh and just how does someone who has a weary dream breath?

Duo: Like this. ::breathes heavily::

Cherry Blossom: Hentai!!! ::whaps him with her scythe::

Duo: Ow…

Full-faced above the valley stood the moon;

And like a downward smoke,

Quatre: ::stares blankly:: A downward smoke?

Cherry Blossom: Don't worry. I don't get it either.

the slender stream

Duo: Lost a whopping 200 pounds just after one week on the Ultraslim diet shakes!! Buy now only $64 bucks a week plus shipping and handling.

Everyone: ::stare::

Duo: What?

Along the cliff to fall and pause and fall did seem.

Heero: That could have really used some syntax…

Everyone: ::nods::

A land of streams!

Cherry Blossom: CANADA!!

G-Boyz: O.o;;;

Cherry Blossom: Hey, we have a lot of streams!

some, like a downward smoke,

Trowa: Enough with the "downward smoke" already. We didn't like it the first time.

Slow-dropping veils of thinnest lawn, did go;

Cherry Blossom: Wait a minute…there's bits of LAWN dropping from the sky?

Duo: Scary…

And some thro' wavering lights and shadows broke,

Rolling a slumbrous sheet of foam below.

Quatre: Is slumbrous a word?

Trowa: No.

Duo: How come poets get to make up words all the time?

Wufei: I'm making up a word for the poet-

Cherry Blossom: If there's bad language then we don't want to hear it.

Wufei: ….

They saw the gleaming river seaward flow

From the inner land: far off, three mountain-tops,

Three silent pinnacles of aged snow,

Stood sunset-flush'd: and, dew'd with showery drops,

Up-clomb the shadowy pine above the woven copse.

Trowa: That…made no sense.

Quatre: Um…I think a copse is like a clump of trees or something.

Duo: what about "Up-clomb"?

Quatre: Not a word.

Duo: Thought so.

The charmed sunset linger'd low adown

In the red West: thro' mountain clefts the dale

Was seen far inland, and the yellow down

Border'd with palm, and many a winding vale

And meadow, set with slender galingale;

Cherry Blossom: Galingale? Is that something like a croodlin' doo?

A land where all things always seem'd the same!

Heero: How boring.

Duo: No kidding.

Cherry Blossom: That would be Northbrook Pennsilvania. Nothing ever changes there. Trust me.

And round about the keel with faces pale,

Dark faces pale against that rosy flame,

The mild-eyed melancholy Lotos-eaters came.

Wufei: What exactly is a lotos eater?

Duo: Someone who eats Lotos.

Wufei: Thanks for clearing that up.

Duo: No problem. ^__^

Branches they bore of that enchanted stem,

Duo: Heero's got one of those.

Everyone else: ::stare::

Cherry Blossom: NO BAKA HENTAI!!! ::whacks him with scythe::

Laden with flower and fruit, whereof they gave

To each, but whoso did receive of them,

And taste, to him the gushing of the wave

Far far away

Wufei: Yes. Take this poem far far away. And don't come back.

did seem to mourn and rave

Duo: Rave! Yeah! Party!

Heero: Not that kind of rave, baka.

Duo: Oh.

On alien shores;

Cherry Blossom: Aliens. Oooooooooh spooky!

and if his fellow spake,

Wufei: Spake?

Trowa: Spoke.

Duo: Spook! ^__^

Cherry Blossom: You guys are just too weird….

His voice was thin, as voices from the grave;

And deep-asleep he seem'd, yet all awake,

And music in his ears his beating heart did make.

Heero: Syntax!

Duo: Heero, just give up.

They sat them down upon the yellow sand,

Between the sun and moon upon the shore;

And sweet it was to dream of Fatherland,

Of child, and wife, and slave;

Cherry Blossom: Ack! This poem is promoting slavery!!

Quatre: Terrible.

Wufei: Dishonorable.

Duo: I say we lynch him.

Heero: I think he's already dead.

but evermore

Most weary seem'd the sea, weary the oar,

Weary the wandering fields of barren foam.

Then some one said, "We will return no more";

And all at once they sang,

Trowa, Duo, and Wufei: More more bo-bore, banana fanna fo-fore! Me mi mo mo
~re! More!

Cherry Blossom: Stop the insanity!

"Our island home

Is far beyond the wave; we will no longer roam."

G-Boyz: ::stare::

Duo: Whatever.

Cherry Blossom: There's a whole other long chorus part-

Boyz: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Cherry Blossom: But I don't feel good and my stomach can't take much more. So we'll leave it for another time. This episode was probably weak…

Wufei: Yes.

Cherry Blossom: ::glares:: I don't remember asking your opinion.

Wufei: ::shrugs::

Cherry Blossom: But it's really hard to be funny when you feel crappy. And I'm sorry about the Valentine's Day episode that didn't happen. Maybe next week. When I feel better. 'Till then avoid red jello and have a nice day!

Matteo: Byee!!