InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ 101 ways to kill Kikyo...Again ❯ 101 Ways to Kill Kikyo...Again ( Chapter 1 )

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101 Ways to Kill Kikyo…Again

Sacred Arrow (from Kagome)

Naraku slices'n'dices

Kirara snack time

Sucked into Wind Tunnel

Smacked by Hiraikotsu

Deprived of souls

Eaten by Au &Un

Tree falls on her

Falls off cliff

Pushed off cliff

Falls in volcano

Random demon

Sesshoumaru poisons her

Rin talks her to death

Is found by Kagome in the bushes with Inuyasha

Kohaku slices'n'dices

Eaten by demon rats

Eaten by demon bats…(he he, that rhymed)

Purifies herself

Kanna his her on the head with her mirror

Kagura finds her in the bushes with Sesshoumaru

Follows Kagome down the well and breaks her neck

Gets her nipple bitten off by a beaver…dies of blood loss

Run over by Kagome on her bike

Drowns

Inuyasha drowns her

Kagome drowns her

Gets eaten by the birds of paradise

Kouga runs her over

Kouga's wolves eat her…then spit her back out (eewww, gravesite soil)

Lightening strikes her

Band of seven kills her

Random monk purifies her

Her own arrow bounces off a tree and kills her

Slips into a random time vortex and Ichigo kills her thinking she's a hollow

Dies of severe indigestion (*burp* bad soul)

Strangled by her own soul collectors

Shippo catches her on fire with his fox fire

Freak landslide

Freak earthquake

Random samurai chops her head off

Hell finally yanks her back down

Kagome makes Inuyasha `sit' on her

Slips, falls and breaks her skull

Inuyasha runs her through with Tetsusaiga

Jinenji sits on her

Jakotsu finds her and Inuyasha in the bushes

While swimming, her own hair strangles her

Kagome pins her to Goshinboku

Gets hit by a comet

Big fish eats her

Gets run over by a horse

Goes to Kagome's time and gets hit by a car

Goes to Kagome's time and gets shot

Goes to Kagome's time and gets tased

Goes to Kagome's time and gets hit by a train

Goes to Kagome's time and gets eaten by a rabid dog

Gets bit by a snake

Burned at the stake

Hung from a tree for mindless entertainment

Gets way too drunk, and hits on Sesshoumaru

Goes to Kagome's time and has a freak accident with an electric floor buffer

Boil to make undead stew

Gets buried alive in an avalanche

Head is impaled on a stick

Goes to Kagome's time and is bitten by a zombie

Goes to Kagome's time and is eaten by Rob Zombie

Beaten over head with blunt object

Hit by fireball

Squashed by falling gravestone

Meets a cannibal

Beaten by monkeys

Impaled through ear by puffer fish

Hung by a lynch mob

Goes to Kagome's time and gets hit by a signal flare

Bored to Death

Spontaneous combustion

Gets hot oil dumped on her

Sledgehammer to head from Kagome

Goes to Kagome's time and gets blown up by stray fireworks

Kagome brings fireworks from her time, and lights Kikyo on fire

Gets scratched to death by horny squirrels

Chokes on a grape

Eats a poisonous apple

Eats anything that would be on Fear Factor

Heart attack

Gets way too drunk and hits on Naraku

Gets drunk and calls Naraku a pussy

Suffocates after Kagome introduces her to duct tape

Building falls on her

Gets stepped on by a really big demon

Gets stung by one of Naraku's poisonous insects

Naraku farts in her general direction

Mistakes bleach for water

God finally smites her

Jaken cuts her heart out with a spoon

Stray arrow

Picks fight with inanimate object…and looses

Goes to Kagome's time and is beaten with a baseball bat

Goes to Kagome's time and sniffs too many permanent markers…(but they were scented!!!)

She trips over Shippo, falls, and cracks her head open on her own gravestone