InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ 101 ways to kill Kikyo...Again ❯ 50 Instances Kagome Says 'Sit' ( Chapter 2 )

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By: ShinigamiGirl
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 08.30.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 649 | Visits: 419 | Status: Completed
50 Instances Kagome Says “Sit”

1.
Inuyasha makes an ass of himself
2.
Inuyasha picks a fight with Kouga
3.
Inuyasha tries to hit Shippo
4.
Inuyasha picks a loosing fight with Sesshoumaru
5.
Inuyasha keeps talking when she is pissed off
6.
Wrong place at the wrong time
7.
Inuyasha sees her bathing
8.
Shits and fucking giggles
9.
Catches him in the bushes with Kikyo
10.
Inuyasha won’t let her go home
11.
Whenever a bridge needs to be destroyed
12.
Whenever Inuyasha is too high up in a tree
13.
Whenever Inuyasha refuses to come down from the tree
14.
When she can’t find him…(follow the echo)
15.
It was an ‘accident’
16.
Talking in her sleep
17.
Trying to see if it will work on Sesshoumaru…(apparently not)
18.
It was a real accident…(but it was funnier than shit!)
19.
When hitting the ground will save his ass
20.
When he talks about Kikyo
21.
Whenever he goes full demon on their ass
22.
Whenever he turns her bike into ‘modern art’
23.
When the other dogs won’t stop barking…
24.
Whenever he fights the dreaded duct tape…(usually he looses…much to Kagome’s satisfaction)
25.
She was bored
26.
He tries to pick a fight with a car
27.
When he hangs out outside her class
28.
Whenever he tries to fight the people on TV
29.
She wasn’t in the mood for sushi
30.
That time of the month…(and he knows it!)
31.
To make Souta laugh
32.
To make Kouga laugh…and point
33.
To get her point through his thick skull
34.
Whenever Sango asks her to
35.
For Rin’s enjoyment
36.
For Sesshoumaru’s enjoyment
37.
To squish the horny squirrels that tried to kill Kikyo
38.
Whenever he tries to ride an electric floor buffer…Tequila wasn’t involved
39.
…damn beaver………..(A/N: Read 101 Ways to Kill Kikyo)
40.
When he growls at her textbooks
41.
Whenever he buries her textbooks
42.
When he attacks the singing electronic fish…(I don’t blame him…)
43.
He wanted to shoot a chicken out of a cannon at an airplane
44.
He farted in her general direction
45.
Whenever there is wet cement around…(Wouldn’t you make him do a face-plant too?)
46.
He just didn’t understand the concept of ‘scratch and sniff’
47.
When he tries to attack camera booths
48.
…It was a bee…
49.
To check that she wasn’t dreaming…(she didn’t feel a thing!)
50.
Wanted to know how deep a hole was…(It was seven seconds deep)