InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Unacceptable ❯ One True Pairing ( Chapter 7 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: JMaxwell 
A poem about Kagome and her suitors.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Horror / Hentai / Comedy | Type: Vignette | Uploaded On: 01.26.2008 | Pages: 1 | Words: 483 | Visits: 574 | Status: Completed
A poem about Kagome and her suitors.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Horror / Hentai / Comedy | Type: Vignette | Uploaded On: 01.26.2008 | Pages: 1 | Words: 483 | Visits: 574 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha. That is the privilege of Rumiko Takahashi and various holding companies.
One True Pairing
The monk reached out with curs'ed hand
To seize some luscious contraband.
His target sighed, "Is it a stretch
To keep your hands away, you lech?
This isn't just a stupid gripe
'Cause honestly you're not my type."
The monk fell in a sorry funk
As his rejected manhood shrunk.
"My woman!" crowed the bold wolf-man.
"You are the best one in Japan.
So come with me back to my den.
The mutt can visit now and then."
The girl just sighed, "You're very dense
'Cause anyone with common sense
Could see that while you're quite forthright
I'd much prefer you out of sight."
"I need a teacher fit for Rin,"
The youkai said, to her chagrin.
"This taiyoukai will deign to take
The weakness of a mortal mate."
The woman sighed, "Your words, kind sir
And hair and upright character
While something to appreciate
Just won't quite suit me for a date."
To get those guys to take a hint
Was quite a big accomplishment,
And as she ran back to the well
She stopped; she heard a frantic yell.
It was her favorite hanyou friend
Who was so easy to offend.
She turned to watch his quick approach
And stopped him with a brief reproach.
"Now 'sit' and listen to me speak!
You've always said I was too weak.
But now I'm showing you I'm strong
By saying "us" is simply wrong.
For years you've been so frickin' slow
And girls still have their needs, you know;
So while you've opted to be shy
I've found my fingers get me by."
The monk reached out with curs'ed hand
To seize some luscious contraband.
His target sighed, "Is it a stretch
To keep your hands away, you lech?
This isn't just a stupid gripe
'Cause honestly you're not my type."
The monk fell in a sorry funk
As his rejected manhood shrunk.
"My woman!" crowed the bold wolf-man.
"You are the best one in Japan.
So come with me back to my den.
The mutt can visit now and then."
The girl just sighed, "You're very dense
'Cause anyone with common sense
Could see that while you're quite forthright
I'd much prefer you out of sight."
"I need a teacher fit for Rin,"
The youkai said, to her chagrin.
"This taiyoukai will deign to take
The weakness of a mortal mate."
The woman sighed, "Your words, kind sir
And hair and upright character
While something to appreciate
Just won't quite suit me for a date."
To get those guys to take a hint
Was quite a big accomplishment,
And as she ran back to the well
She stopped; she heard a frantic yell.
It was her favorite hanyou friend
Who was so easy to offend.
She turned to watch his quick approach
And stopped him with a brief reproach.
"Now 'sit' and listen to me speak!
You've always said I was too weak.
But now I'm showing you I'm strong
By saying "us" is simply wrong.
For years you've been so frickin' slow
And girls still have their needs, you know;
So while you've opted to be shy
I've found my fingers get me by."
An epic "thank you" to Forthright , who literally spent 2 hours explaining what syllables in words were accented and which ones are not. Another epic one to Licentia Poetica , who picked it apart with painstaking detail, twice, and made a number of excellent suggestions (saved the third stanza) in addition to whipping me several times while wearing a dominatrix uniform. Thanks to Alterfano, Patchcat, InuSaga, and Angelica Pierce for their kind suggestions as well. This was very much a group effort. All remaining mistakes and omissions are my own.