Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ 101 Ways to Piss-off Orochimaru ❯ 101 Ways to Piss-off Orochimaru ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Fenikkusu 
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Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 08.30.2005 | Updated On: 08.31.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 745 | Visits: 1.4K | Status: Completed
hehehe...
...minor changes.
..my computer is not sending me notifications...grrrrrrr
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 08.30.2005 | Updated On: 08.31.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 745 | Visits: 1.4K | Status: Completed
101 Ways to Piss-off Orochimaru
1. Tell him he's a nice guy
2. Hide Sasuke from him
3. Constantly say Naruto's name
4. Tell him every flavor of ramen you know
5. Call him a pussy
6. Point and laugh at him at random moments
7. Give him a Sleeping Beauty pillow
8. Get him drunk
9. Get Sakura to hit on him
10. Get Naruto to hit on him
11. Poke him in the eyes
12. Spray him with water when he tries to fight someone
13. Tell him to 'sit'
14. Sing him nursery rhymes
15. Get "Dancing Queen" stuck in his head
16. Introduce him to duct tape
17. Everytime he talks, roll your eyes at him
18. Silently fart next to him, and walk away
19. Make him ride an electric floor buffer
20. Give him Tequila, then hide the electric floor buffer
21. Poke him with a stick
22. Stare at him all day
23. Try and trip him
24. Slam every door he goes through in his face
25. Get him a fluffy teddy bear
26. Cut his hair
27. Sniff the air next to him, and ask him if he has ever taken a bath
28. Make him take a bath
29. Doodle on his legs with a blue magic marker
30. Call him silly
31. Let a dog hump his leg
32. Sit in a sqeuaky chair right next to him, and keep sqeaking it
33. Put a flower in his hair
34. Duct tape everything his sword blades
35. Spray him with smelly stuff
36. Push him into a river
37. Push him into a bee's nest
38. Repeat everything he says
39. Burp in his face
40. Draw Naruto all over
41. Use, "well if I were you..."
42. Constantly Interrupt him
43. Make a beaver bite his nipple off
44. Light a firecraker next to him
45. Tweak his nose
46. Give him a big hug
47. Doggie Pile!!
48. Correct his grammar
49. Always tell him he is wrong
50. Tell him Naruto is more manly than him
51. Tell him Sasuke is hotter than him
52. Give him gold stars
53. Make corny jokes all the time
54. Get "Barbie Girl" stuck in his head
55. Sing him any country song you can think of
56. Tell him he's a looser and Naruto's a winner
57. Come up with cheers for him
58. Get him groupies
59. Get him a theme song, and where ever he walks, sing it loudly
60. Throw a pie at him...(Preferably cream pies)
61. Growl at him
62. Purr near him
63. Call him a "stupid, fat hobbit"
64. Give him lots of beer, and make sure there is no bathroom
65. Stink up the bathroom, them lock him in it
66. Mimmick him
67. Put curlers in his hair
68. Repeat everything he says in a sqeaky voice
69. Pepper spray him
70. Always step on his heels
71. Ask him if he knows random people you see
72. When he starts to go somewhere, stop him and ask him, "you're not wearing THAT, are you?"
73. Bat your eyelashes at him
74. Smear frosting on him
75. Talk very s..l..o..w..l..y.. to him
76. Slap his ass
77. Bite him
78. Put pieces of grass in his hair when he is not looking
79. Shoot spitballs at him
80. Blame everything on Sasuke
81. Lick his cheek
82. Try to make him dance
83. Play ring around the rosey around him
84. Pull chairs out from behind him
85. Superglue everthing
86. Meow at him
87. Bark at him
88. Make googly eyes at him
89. Insult him
90. Constantly insult him in another language, and smile
91. Put a pink bow in his hair
92. Break every mirror he looks into, and blame it on him
93. Put bunny ears on him and give him a carrot
94. Always mispronounce his name
95. Call him Naruto
96. Fling food at him
97. Get a monkey to fling poo at him
98. Whenever you see a snake, look at him and say, 'Aww...You two could be twins!"
99. Barf on him
100. Make him barf on himself
101. Ignore him
1. Tell him he's a nice guy
2. Hide Sasuke from him
3. Constantly say Naruto's name
4. Tell him every flavor of ramen you know
5. Call him a pussy
6. Point and laugh at him at random moments
7. Give him a Sleeping Beauty pillow
8. Get him drunk
9. Get Sakura to hit on him
10. Get Naruto to hit on him
11. Poke him in the eyes
12. Spray him with water when he tries to fight someone
13. Tell him to 'sit'
14. Sing him nursery rhymes
15. Get "Dancing Queen" stuck in his head
16. Introduce him to duct tape
17. Everytime he talks, roll your eyes at him
18. Silently fart next to him, and walk away
19. Make him ride an electric floor buffer
20. Give him Tequila, then hide the electric floor buffer
21. Poke him with a stick
22. Stare at him all day
23. Try and trip him
24. Slam every door he goes through in his face
25. Get him a fluffy teddy bear
26. Cut his hair
27. Sniff the air next to him, and ask him if he has ever taken a bath
28. Make him take a bath
29. Doodle on his legs with a blue magic marker
30. Call him silly
31. Let a dog hump his leg
32. Sit in a sqeuaky chair right next to him, and keep sqeaking it
33. Put a flower in his hair
34. Duct tape everything his sword blades
35. Spray him with smelly stuff
36. Push him into a river
37. Push him into a bee's nest
38. Repeat everything he says
39. Burp in his face
40. Draw Naruto all over
41. Use, "well if I were you..."
42. Constantly Interrupt him
43. Make a beaver bite his nipple off
44. Light a firecraker next to him
45. Tweak his nose
46. Give him a big hug
47. Doggie Pile!!
48. Correct his grammar
49. Always tell him he is wrong
50. Tell him Naruto is more manly than him
51. Tell him Sasuke is hotter than him
52. Give him gold stars
53. Make corny jokes all the time
54. Get "Barbie Girl" stuck in his head
55. Sing him any country song you can think of
56. Tell him he's a looser and Naruto's a winner
57. Come up with cheers for him
58. Get him groupies
59. Get him a theme song, and where ever he walks, sing it loudly
60. Throw a pie at him...(Preferably cream pies)
61. Growl at him
62. Purr near him
63. Call him a "stupid, fat hobbit"
64. Give him lots of beer, and make sure there is no bathroom
65. Stink up the bathroom, them lock him in it
66. Mimmick him
67. Put curlers in his hair
68. Repeat everything he says in a sqeaky voice
69. Pepper spray him
70. Always step on his heels
71. Ask him if he knows random people you see
72. When he starts to go somewhere, stop him and ask him, "you're not wearing THAT, are you?"
73. Bat your eyelashes at him
74. Smear frosting on him
75. Talk very s..l..o..w..l..y.. to him
76. Slap his ass
77. Bite him
78. Put pieces of grass in his hair when he is not looking
79. Shoot spitballs at him
80. Blame everything on Sasuke
81. Lick his cheek
82. Try to make him dance
83. Play ring around the rosey around him
84. Pull chairs out from behind him
85. Superglue everthing
86. Meow at him
87. Bark at him
88. Make googly eyes at him
89. Insult him
90. Constantly insult him in another language, and smile
91. Put a pink bow in his hair
92. Break every mirror he looks into, and blame it on him
93. Put bunny ears on him and give him a carrot
94. Always mispronounce his name
95. Call him Naruto
96. Fling food at him
97. Get a monkey to fling poo at him
98. Whenever you see a snake, look at him and say, 'Aww...You two could be twins!"
99. Barf on him
100. Make him barf on himself
101. Ignore him