Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ 101 Ways to Piss-off Orochimaru ❯ 101 Ways to Piss-off Sasuke ( Chapter 2 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Fenikkusu
Sorry it took me soo f***ing long, school and work has been a pain in the ass. Here's to you guys who had the bright idea to actually try these on people! I'm glad I could help.

Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 11.21.2006 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.1K | Visits: 477 | Status: Completed

Bitch slap him
Flick him in the forehead (Damn you ShinigamiGirl, that shit hurts!!!)
Play the “I've got your nose” game
Find a monkey to throw poop at him
Call him “Sparky”
Poke him repeatedly in the shoulder
Give him a hug
Drool on him
Try to pick his nose
Point and laugh at him at random times
Tell him Naruto is smarter than him
Ignore him
Ask him to repeat everything he says
Throw a squirrel at him
Beat him with a stick
Tickle him
Threaten ocular conformatism in rudimentary procedural enforcement
Confuse him (aka #17)
Lick him on the cheek
Hit him, blame it on a fly…repeat several times
Put him in a car without a seat belt….BREAK CHECK
Make him eat something from Fear Factor
Make him work at McDonald's
Can you say, “taser”?
Make him use public transportation
Throw glitter on him
Flick him with a plastic spoon (on a side note, when I hand wrote it, I thought “flick” said “fuck” for a minute)
Play `ding-dong-ditch'
Smack the back of his head
EVIL TURKEY
…it was a bee
Tickle him with a feather duster
Sean him to Yakistan, WA
Blow bubbles at him
Make him eat military food
Call him your bitch
Make him your bitch
Drag him somewhere by the ear
Spit in his eye
Make him watch Jerry Springer
Introduce him to coffee
Deprive him of coffee
Send him to preschool
Play nice damn it!
Give him a time-out
…include the dunce cap
Draw on his legs with a blue magic marker
Draw on him with a pink highlighter
Perm his hair
Say “bad Sasuke,” then squirt him with water
Wrap him in used flypaper
Wrap him with duct tape
…fucking kangaroos…
use baby-talk with him
stare at him
Put him in the back of a police car…SHIELD CHECK
Play the “Why?” game
Trip him
Throw scrambled eggs and mashed potatoes at him
Get him high
Get him arrested
Pepper spray him
Constantly be in his personal space
Play with his hair
Pluck his arm hair
Be very clingy
Tell him you want to snuggle
Hide all the toilet paper
Try to play fetch with him
Throw pudding on him
Barbecue his clothes
…Add some cheese
Get a large bird to poop on him
Treat everything he touches like evidence to the crime of the century
Make him watch the movie “Evil Bong”
Shave one of his eyebrows off
Fart in his general direction
Make him a Myspace account
…refuse to be his friend
Make him go a Red Hat Society meeting
…make sure he dresses the part
Spray him with perfume
Paint his nails…badly
Make him wear a helmet
Kick him in the shins
Make him take a bath
…make it a bubble bath
Tell him he's pretty
Make him look in a mirror…break the mirror…blame it on him
Get a small dog to hump his leg
Get a large dog to pee on his leg
Leave him lost in a Wal-mart
Introduce him to the red squiggly line in Microsoft Word
Make him read a dictionary
Take him to a counselor
Pour ketchup on him
…Target practice with ketchup packets!
Leave the white boy where mosquitos thrive
Knit him multi-colored mittens
…make him wear them
Spit chewed gum into his hair