Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ Against all odds ❯ Marshal Mathers Hasn't had days like THIS ( Chapter 8 )
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Chapter 8 Marshal Mathers Hasn't had days like THIS
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Brian sighed as he realised this situation he was embroiled within
technically would make a rather interesting Eminem song.
Rei was now seated to his right. Raven to his left and Akane by Raven's
side although shooting the redhead a concerned look as she heard the
subtle intake and exhale of fortifying breath. It didn't take a rocket scientist
or a Brain Surgeon to realise that the bizzare and chaotic stream and
situations was eating under the redhead's skin and gnawing upon his
subconceince. She knew that Brian was struggling with these issues.
After all when Prince Kirin kidnapped her she underwent many emotional
states and it played havoc with her mental equalibrium and wellbeing.
She glanced fugitivelly toward the redhead and slipped her right hand
into his left one and squeezed it reassuringlly trying to at least get SOME
positive response from the redhead as in a bizzare way she DID care about
some things. She knew on a siubconceint level that Brian never asked for
any of this bizzare scenario to happen to him. Brian smiled a thin weak smile
as he rolled his eyes at Akane.
"Well Eminem hasn't got anything on me, sheesh I must have a brass set
of nuts to keep springing back like this? The Amazing Bouncing Ferret.
Just call me Draco Malfoy Mk 2."
Brian stated sarcasticlly a derisive dig at himself. Needless to say to the
people there well most NWC the reference was lost on them save one or two
From where he was the waiter of the evening had his lips pursed in thought
and dissaproval. He had no inkling as to why Brian was so depressed from
what he could sense in the redhead's aura he kept his own council.
"Would you like something to eat sir? reccomend the Roast Chicken as it's
rather good."
Mouuse stated factually toward the redhead as he glanced at the girls
with a dismissive expression his features in firm dissaproval.
Brian looked up and noted the male amazon amnd ached a brow.
"Mouuse? I thought you worked at the Neko-Haten as a bustboy?"
Brian stated in a suprised tone of voice then coughed uncomfortable
"Er right I'll take the roast. Thanks man? Guess I was wrong about you."
Mouuse rolled his eyes and a strained smile was upon his lips.
"What part of Mr Part-Time doesn't anyone get? That old bitch Colonge
made damn sure that everyone knows of her disgust with me."
Mousse stated in a droll tone as he wended his way to the kitchen
"One order of the Fried Turkey and I'll be getting him a bottle of Jack
he definitelly qualifies for a bit of charity..."
*And I thought I had problems....*
Mousse didn't know it but Brian wasn't a drinker and there was a reason
for that. Brian wasn't a very nice drunk and couldn't hold his liqour
He tended to make an absolute Git of himself. Basically he got defensive
and in your face on the off chance. If it was a good chance he was a happy
type of Drunk smiling and well flirting with whomevber was close to his heart
on a very bad bent of the coin he would pick a fight with the meanest son of a
bitch in the place to try and bloister and prove his masculinity as well as redress
his flagging self confidence. Happosai himself in the Training years had
witnessed the bizzare scenarios when Brian&Alcohol had a teaparty.
It wasn't pretty either after Brian was halfway through training he could take
the piss out of most of the patrons and managed to get into the pants of the
waitress of the night Happosai never realised Brian had a Anthro fetish.
Not that the Anthro Vampire girl dissaproved or her sickly green freind.
The girl he addressed smiled slyly as her eyes flared in power a dark purple.
The Tamaranthian rincvess smirked as she watched the amazon walk away.
"Oh you got it duck boy? After work however that cute ass of yours is all
MINE. I will show you the beauty of the Crab Nebula and the breathtaking
sights of space. Soon my Mousse Soon Blacfire shall have her own little
Amazon studmuffin. And unlike little miss PMS Raven? I don't share!"
The fugative sister of Starfire muttered out to herself as her eyes never
left the sight of amazon eye candy in the Shape of the clueless Mouuse.
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Raven narrowed her eyes and looked at Brian
"You dye your hair Blonde and wear a smug superior sneer and I will rip
your balls off and make you eat them...RAW."
She stated darkly
"I don't wan't you becoming a bastard like him or my father."
Rei gripped Brian in an embrace and brought his lips to hers
a spark within her eyes one of twisted pleasure as her lips curled a
sardonic smile asd their lips met. She thrust her tongue between his lips
as she deepened the kiss telling him in No uncertain terms that she was
interested in him in a more than superficial way as a 'fuckbuddy' for less
of better terms.
Brian looked at Rei Raven and Akane warily.
"Why is it that I seem to attract Dom females or Shemales. Not that
I am complaining? But Sheesh it's getting me down. I can't stand the looks
I am getting on the street. The ones that are saying that I am getting made
some little girl's 'lesbian club' bitchboy feature. No offence but a guy's got
his issues and well. I just don't like feeling like someones Gimp even if it is
of the sexual bizzaro quality. It's just not ME! I am a guy that's into rock&roll
Porno mags, Anime and Hentai as well as good old Male Dom situations."
Raven smirked
"Heavy Metal not Rock&Roll you mean. Don't you worry about those guys
bitching? They just wish they had it so good. But if it's really bugging you.
Why not teach em all a lesson tomorrow at school? I mean I WANT you
to stay here in this reality. It's not like you're going to be misrible and have
to put up with being alone and bitter in your room stewing in resentment
about your lack of lovelife and getting jaded and more insane like you were
at your reality now is it?"
Raven cut to the heart of the matter dryly.
"Stop being so goddamn pessamistic that's my gimmik or was at one
time. You're as badass as Ranma is and yet you just sit there and take it?
Twenty god damn years on nonstop training under a guy that Ranma can't
stand the sight of and STILL you flake out when it comes to hurting those
idiots? What's Wrong with this picture!"
Raven stated drolly as she medaphorically gave Brian a verbal bitchslap to
wake his stupid ass up that he wasn't some weak ass son of a bitch.
"You got me creaming for you and I don't do that for anyone
Hell I am trying to knock some goddamn sense into that thick head
of yours to actually take some innititive and stand up for yourself.
Why else do you think Rei's here for backup? In case the others gang up
on you. I know you can take care of yourself when it's one on one?
But this is Nerima and where things go around here Honour takes a
back seat or is thrown out the window!"
Ranma winced as he looked at Brian
"Hate to admit it? but your psycho girlfreind is right."
Ranma got glared at by Raven
"Psycho? no that's Brian? Me I'm just Evil, an Evil demon wife whom
is rather pissed off at you at the moment Saotome so watch your P&Q's"
Here Raven narrowed her eyes further
"I may have to go see a shrink for this, I see it was a mistake to try for
a four way marrige thing. Your not exactly making things easier Ranma."
Brian's eyes widened comically.
"HUH? whacha talkin bout Raven."
He stated in a Garry Coleman like way as he looked suspiciouslly at his wife?
Ranma groaned inwardlly.
"Didn't she tell you yet? Your kinda married to Me Ukyo and her."
Ranma stated as if that could explain the reason as to why Brian's life
became more chaotic. Brian blinked and looked at Ranma
"Oh? Thats nice. I think I am going to have a nice nap now."
Brian fainted dead away. and would of hit the floor save the fact he was
caught by the aquatransexual. Ranma huffed out irritiblly as he glared at Raven.
"You were trying to keep him all to yourself wern't you! You know Ukyo's
been on my ass because she hasn't had a chance to get to know him yet."
Ranma stated in a slightlly tetched tone. Rei arched a brow in retrospect
amused by the chaos of the situation.
"Empress Raven doesn't need to explain herself to the likes of you Godslayer
after all you have the same modus apparandi as her. Keep people second
guessing themselves. Besides you won't commit to the arrangement of marridge
so I was Brought in and unlike you Saotome? I don't shirk from my assignment."
Ranma had the grace to feel subdued by that cold anology
"Geez your worse than Nabiki when I first met her."
Nabiki winced at that telling comment, she knew she had SOME issues
but she didn't think she was THAT much of a cold hearted bitch.
"Ranma I do love you? But not when you open your mouth without
thinking. Words CAN hurt you know."
She stated in a satcherine tone. Yes she loved her husband even if she had
to share in this majorlly bizzare marridge situation. To put it mildly she was
rather upset with the situation at hand. Brian's comment about her STILL
rankled and rubbed her the wrong way. And that was six months ago when
her bugging of the home had picked up on Brian venting at her father before
well basiclly kicking his ass to the other side of the room. Not only that but
it made Kasumi act a little oddly than usual. it was a gradual change but a
change none the less. and now it was more pronounced when Brian returned
from his training with Happosai. Needless to say if Dr Tofu didn't get his act
together VERY soon he was going to have a rather lonely time of things unless
the rumor that his mother allready engaged him to someone else was truth.
Nabiki shuddered unwholesomelly as even she was on her BEST behaviour
NEVER to talk in a negitive way about Brian where Kasumi could inadvertantlly
hear her. The oni inccident had proved to the mercenarial minded middle child
that a pissed off Kasumi was NOT a good thing.
Raven meanwhile was not enjoying this constant flux of chaos. It was making her
more and more angry thus more dangerous. Little did the Nerimans know about
Raven. Was the fact that Tatewaki's little rant had some semblance in truth.
Raven WAS hiding the truth in a perverse way. She was a bigger threat than
what Palpatine ever was. The twisted despot of Naboo couldn't hold a candle
to the ambitions that Raven had . Here the dark sorceress smiled thinly as she
sensed the anger and rage of a divine being issuing out a command
*Whomever you are? I will aid you in your vengance, however you must agree
that we are in an impass? I will help IF and only IF I am allowed free reign in
delivering 'justice' to these desendants of Fate and Destinty, My apprintice
is prerpared to aid me in my assention and I will not allow your brand of chaos
to interfere in my affairs especially my lovelife and those of my servants.
Allready it has begun I only wanted happiness for my husband and one tainted
by your chaos has interfered. I will rule what I deem fit! and I WILL get what I
deserve. I DESERVE to be happy and content. Is this understood*
Raven sent out mentally to the angered god whom replied to the afirmitive but
there was a few consessions that the dominant sith had to give.
1 She would not make a gimp of her husband
2 She would fight to protect her husband in whatever way she deemed appropriate
3 She would never EVER betray her husband.
4 She would fuck her husband even if she was not using the faccade.
The fourth one knocked Raven for a loop
*Your basically saying I can turn my husband to the Dark side? Are you LOCO!
you saw how Palpatine turned out and Anikin? If wanted a walking talking vibrator
I would of Married C-3PO or if I was feeling kinky R2D2*
She was forced to accept the conditions allthough against her wishes after all
the god swore if she met his conditions he would ease off what was hers.
The god stated slylike that Brian thought sith if her or Rei was VERY sexy.
That and the fact that Brian was LOKI'S Son. Only Brian didn't know it.
Raven's eyes flashed in shock
*I've been fucking a god? The god of perverts no less! Well that's a switch.
Although it makes sense once you think about it? No MORTAL being would
want to have diddly to do with me or my ways without trying to change me?
Damn all this time and I never twigged? Well Daddy Dearest is in for a shock.
A case of Force Lightning on his nuts if he EVER tries to get MY husband as
his sychophant he's MINE and I will not tollerate him taking away MY
source of pleasure!!*
Raven motioned to her little group.
"Ranma you have your things to take care of. I will disband the gang I formed
I have more....Pressing matters to attend to than your commitment issues. Be
assured that Brian will not be abused unduly by me or my pets. Only a fool
would try and take or steal what is mine. Come Rei Akane we are leaving now..."
Raven stated in a dismissive tone as she and Rei walked away dragging
Brian arm in arm from the now majorlly stumped NWC side of things.
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Raven's home TRUE APPEARANCE
Brian looked nonplussed and apprihensive as he noted the now DRAMATIC
change in decor of the home in question as he was seated in the loungeroom
"Holy SHIT! Is that a LIGHTSABRE!"
Brian stated in a shocked tone as his inner fanboy was now out in the open
"Woah it's the Sith insignia, this is so fucking COOL!"
Rei sweatdropped at that statement and for the very first time since meeting him
started to doubt the redherad's sanity
"Yes so what about it?"
Brian rocked on his heels sliughtlly nervous
"Nutthin just think that Sith is kickass. I mean I have hentai of well you as a sith.
Damn if it were real I'd join up you look fucking sexy as a sithlord!"
Brian then promptlly shut his mouth as he realised what he said and noted the
two very amused girls and a smug Raven staring at him in a new light.
Rei composed herself of her shock and stalked slowlly to the redhead a very
dark smile upon her lips. Her eyebrow raised in interest.
"I look sexy as a Sith? Well how about we allow you the oppurtunity of
'cosplaying' with us Hmmm?"
Rei stressed Cosplay to her Mistress and Akane
"You as a Jedi Knight and us thre as Sith that will seduce you to the dark side?"
Rei stated scuiccentlly as she noted the surge of anticipation he had hidden when
he noted the Sith insignia.
Brian sweatdropped.
"Ugh does that make Happy a yoda wannabe."
"Ok i'll bite, and play along if it will make you happy . But I don't want to be
Obi wan, I wanna be luke! He's the only Jedi worth spit anyway unless I can
play myself as a Jedi..."
"Not fair that I had to be a Jedi I wanted to be Vader he is kickass cool."
Raven blinked in suprise on how fucking EASY this would be to turn him,
of all the luck! She lucked out to be forced to marry a guy whom thought being
evil or Sith was a fucking turn on! She must remind herself to send that traitor
George Lucas a fruit basket in thanks for spilling the story, although changing
names and charaters that is. Raven smiled sinisterlly and rubbed her hands
together in sick twisted pleasure as her eyes glittered covertinglly to her clueless
husband that he MARRIED the 'emporor' charater so to speak and was going
to be seduced by the VADER charater witch added to her amusement.
Life was so full of ironic moments like this.... She wondered what she did in her
past life too get such GOOD karma in this one.
Rei managed to keep her expression stoic and to subdue the urge to jump his
bones for that comment about her in a round about way.
*Just for that comment I will make your fall a MOST pleasant experience*
"You will be yourself I find you more appealing than plowboy."
Here Rei looked to the Empress
"Shall I take him to his room or will your pet do it...."
Raven narrowed her eyes
"Darth Sin will do it, we have much to discuss Lady Vader."
Raven stated in a curt athoritive tone.
Brian was led to his room by Akane known as Darth Sin(for obvious reason
Remember Kasumi?) and was rather suprised when Akane helped him to dress.
Akane looked into the redhead's eyes a sly half-smile present. She changed in
front of him a telling look in her eye that she was amused by his perusal of her
body. She redonned her Sith robes with pride and eyed him of speculitively
her smugness was evident and she used her position to great effect as she
felt great pride in her position with Empress Raven as her pet.
After all Empress Raven went through a LOT of pets in her time! So far Akane
was lasting the longest and had YET to betray her. As such Akane was rewarded
for her loyalies twicefold... She could serve her twisted mistress and have what she
craved for the longest time...Her oldest sister as her bitch. Akane closed her eyes
in europhoric anticipation as a dull throb was felt between her legs. She composed
herself and tilted her head slightlly as she circled the now Jedi reinment clad Brian.
A dark hunger was clawing within Akane as she looked at Brian in a freindly way
her lust barelly concealed as she walked him back to her mistress.
"Twenty years of denial.you are a very strong man."
Akane stated in a casual if not slightlly hungry tone.
"You impressed me. Ranma couldn't take a month or less near that pervert.
Then again it's not like he had the willpower to grin and bear it like you were forced
to do? Keep up the good work and i'll let Kasumi know what a gooood little jedi you are."
Here Akane groped his groin meaningfully and gave a freindlly squeeze
"I bet all the girls would love a ride on that. Maybe I might want a ride later.."
with that stated she released his member and walked to her mistress's side and sat
on the floor beside Raven's thronelike chair. Raven was swathed in robes
simmilar to Emporor Palpatine when Jedi Knight Luke Skywalker faced him.
The bottom half of her face was exposed and her lips a sardonic smile
"I see my little pet slut here has grown fond of you, how touching."
The red orbs flared in anticipation
"You'll find the lightsabre at your side is real...Unfortunatelly for you my
fine freind?"
Here Raven licked her lips hungrilly
"This situation is VERY real... As is the fact that you will be my equal. You
WILL be turned. It is unavoidable my well hung Mate? The games have
begun.."
A dark amused chuckle escaped her lips which caused Brian a sense of
bewilderment.
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Rei eased slowly forward in her form fitting suit and smiled hungrilly at him.
"I have been waiting for this oppurtunity to see how well you fight..Don't
dissapoint me."
Rei hissed out in a primal growl as she ignited her bloodshine lightsabre.
Brian swallowed as he franticlly grasped the lightsabre at his side and tried
to remember how those guys in the movies got the bloody thing too work.
*FUCK! That's a REAL lightsabre this is freaking me out!*
Brian thought mentally after all it was one thing to go roleplay jedi/sith like
in the movies. But an entirelly different thing alltogether when it's for REAL.
Brian FINALLY managed to ignight his own lightsabre a Dark Purple beam of
energy shot out Crimson Red and Purple Blades crossed as Rei's now twisted
with darkness visage looked hungrilly at the confused and conflicted gentle
visage of Brian's Rei licked her lips in anticipation.
"My what a big sword you have? I can't wait to suck it."
The sithlord stated in a dirty sly tone towards Brian whilst in the Background
Raven watched in anticipation her eyes drinking in the dark twisted perverse
scenario before her. Her lips twisted in a sick parody of a smile as she stroked
her pet's hair.
"You see my little pet? How powerfull my apprintice has become. It is thanks to
MY tutaledge that she has risen so far in her power, in the dark side."
Raven lectured her pet in a monotone as they botrh watched Rei and Brian
deul before them for their amusement as well as their sparring.
Akane looked in awe at the skill that Darth Vader displayed and the sentuality
in which she was going about it. No wasted movements and all in a way that
exentuated the fact she was female even if she had a cock.
Brian was akward in his movements with the lightsabre only his training under
Happosai dsaved him from many close calls of being beheaded by the female
Sithlord. Brian was sweating bullets as he retorted.
"Do I make you horny baby? Or are you just glad to see me."
Brian quipped back in an unsettled tone as he noted the fact that Rei DID
have a hard on when she crossed swords with him. He mainly stated that to
throw her off her gameplan and try to figure out how to difuse this situation.
Rei's features twisted into a dark lust filled gaze
"I am going to fuck your ass until you scream my name till Corosant hears it!"
Brian dodged and weaved, both combatants trading blows with their
lightsabres and Brian looked preturbed as their blades crossed again and
he noted the raw LUST in the otherwise normaly stoic girl's eyes.
*Yikes! I guess I DO make her horny! Whats with me attracting psychos
and I thought Ranma had it tough with Kodachi and Shampoo*
"Do you fuck on first dates?"
Brian stated the one liner he heard from a Kevin Bloody Wilson song.
Rei smiled evily and kicked him away.
"Akane does and maybe I do? But you'll never find out if you don't
cut the mustard."
Rei stated in a sneer as she used her foece power to throw Brian against the
wall and perverselly jack him off in as force wank. She smiled sinfully as she
was face to face with him.
'Such a good little Jedi.... See if you can withstand the big bad sith slut."
Rei hissed out sinfully.
From her position Raven was eating this all up her eyes glittering in perverse
pleasure as her apprintice was beginning her seductions of her husband.
"Excelent my apprintice! Why don't you show our Jedi freind the pleasures
that could become his? Show him what we can offer that the Jedi cannot."
Raven stated in a appeased and giddy tone dripping with lust and anticipation.
Brian had closed his eyes trying his best to block out the akward and stimulating
pleasure he was receiving by the Sithlord's usage of the force in a perverse way.
His eyes opened in shock as he looked behind Rei to watch Akane and Raven
watching them fight Both Empress and pet were watching in rapt hunger as they
were leaning forward in anticipation.
*Woah this is some pretty fucked up shit!*
Brian thought to himself in disbelief that Raven could be so goddamn kinky.
Rei smiled and whispered in his ear perverselly.
"Your cock feels so good! Does my handsome little Jedi like his wank? Or would
you prefer me to suck your cock dry....."
Rei stated in a teasing tone as she laved the shell of his ear with her tongue.
"You could have us all if you want! Raven...Akane...Me."
She stated the last with an oh so tempting lilt that Brought a shiver skittering up
his spine.
Brian looked at Rei as she leaned away a twisted smile upon her face.
'Keep that in mind Jedi? These lips wrapped around that cock of yours."
With that she sauntered back to where Raven held court and allowed her force
hold on Brian to dissipate. A sly sneer upon her lips.
"He is strong.I managed to get past a few of his defenses. Only because he wasn't
trained in the protocol of Lightsabre deuling. I will Break him with help from you
and Sin of course. It won't be easy.But it will be entertaining."
Akane looked in akensense to Lady Vader suprised by the praise she had of Brian
"He's that strong in the force?"
She asked as she flicked her gaze toward Brian in a mixture of hunger and disbelief.
Raven smiled sardonically.
"Indeed he is. Powerful in the untapped essense of the force sensitive. He MUST
be turned! But it must be covert whilst we are outside of our sronghold here at
home. He could be a very powerfull ally and sithlord compairable to an old
aquaintence of mine Darth Lord Shego. She was very powerful in the light before
she was turned thanks to her foolish brothers. It was She whom was my master
and in her memory I will indeed make certain that my husband is turned."
Rei narrowed her eyes speculitive.
"What of the Senshi.... Those that allign themselves to the Moon Kingdom
I told you they had interest in your husband too. They seek as do we to
turn him to their faction of the force."
Raven's expression hardened in malice and contempt.
"They shall try.... As for you and my other pets.....Do not fail me. I want him so
steepled in darkness that he can NEVER be turned! He shall become my legacy
I shall bear him children as shall you. Sacrifices must be made in order for our
victory my pets but these sacrifices arn't unpleasant? Far from it very pleasant."
Here Raven looked at Akane.
"So your sister.how goes her turning. I noted that she has feelings for my husband."
Raven stated in a wry smile of sinful pleasure as she noted the thrill of her pet.
Akane nodded her head in accent to her Mistress.
"She exceeds expectations Mistress. Allready she has pledged herself to you
for the chance in having relations to your husband and as long as she can ...."
Here Akane looked somewhat disconcerted.
Raven arched a brow.
"Continue...."
She stated icily. Akane swallowed and looked wary.
"As long as she can...be in the same kind of relationship that I am in with you."
Raven narrowed her eyes forbiddinglly
"You told her of me I take it? Bring her to me. You are fortunate you please me.
I have killed many before you for such.indelicasies. For my mercy you have
Him to thank I suggest you and Lady Vader remember this fact. And act
accordinglly."
She smiled darkly as she chastised her subordinates as she knew that they
would indeed feel anger at being reminded a man saved their existance. A
man untrained and unwanted by Ranma saved their lives from being
snuffed out.
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Brian as back in his room thinking that all this was some really fucked
up roleplay situation. He was in casual clothes and listening to his CD
collection ironiclly enough Curtain Call Greatest hits 2005 by Eminem
the song Shake That more pertinantlly.
From he doorway Rei narrowed her eyes speculitivelly
"Interesting choice in music, You do realise that I have to be with you 24/7."
Brian faced Rei and took in what she was dressed in and shrugged.
"You and Raven have weird taste in Roleplay like a perverted style of the Sith?
That caught my attentions but hey I can't judge you as long as it gets your
frustrations out in a productive way i'm all for it."
Rei still attired in her sith armor smiled darkly.
"Something along those lines 'Master Jedi' .You do know I am going to be
doing my part don't you as are we all."
Here Rei strode to Brian and looked up into his eyes
I meant what I said too..."
She licked her lips asnd slowly went to her knees and looked up at him
as she trailed her palm along his groin then she stood and rubbed her groin
against his. Her eyes filled with determination that she will evenntually succeed.
"It's you that got me so hard. In a way Raven has given me to you as a gift
like Akane is to her I am to you. I'm your Bodygaurd yes. But I am your pleasure
too."
Here Rei grabbed Brian's hand and placed it on her covered cock.
"This is yours and I ain't afraid to use it in your defense and my pleasure.
Raven has Akane to train and Kasumi I have you to train and fuck. The
reason I am so candid? Who would you rater be with 24/7? Me or manipulitive
skanks like Xian-Pu. Besides your garuntered knoledge that I belong to you not
the other way around. Just go with the flow and don't feel sorry for any idiot that
I take care of. I am loyal to My Mistress and as far as I am concerned her word is law."
Rei stated in a cold bland tone as she looked at him and smiled thinly and hugged him
"Were all yours technically? That is if you have the guts to accept us."
Brian arched a brow and shrugged uncomfortable.
"Whatever gets you horny...Urk I meant whatever float's your boat baby."
*Note to self, quit watching Austin Powers movies. I will get beat up less....*
*But Goldmember was fucking funny... Asian Schoolgirl TWINS*
Brian was MAJORLY suprised that Rei didn't rip his head off and shit
down his neck More to his shock she pusherd him back onto his bed
and sat on his lap. She ground her ass into his groin and grinned .
"Just remember I am yours as long as you treat me right."
Brian looked nonplussed
"But I allways treat ladies right? With respect for your person."
Brian winced as he felt Rei's fingernails dig into his inner thigh.
"Listen you! Your MARRIED to a half demon empress. You should be treating
women like sex objects you nimrod!"
Rei stated out testilly toward the preturberd man.
"You WANT me to treat you like a whore? That's fucking TWISTED!"
Brian muttered uncertainly as he felt Rei rubbing her ass up and down the length
of his member that was imprisoned within his trousers.
Rei smiled darkly as she began her mission in ernest. Nothing against him per se
but she was training him up to be the perfect husband to a demoness. After
all it wouldn't look good if her Empress became a LAUGHING stock.
*The one guy she falls for..and he has a thing about treating sleazy girls with
respect and bitches with respect. What the fuck is his brain damaged or what!*
"And that's the way I like it, why do you think I or others are with your wife?
WE get OFF on it. theres a REASON! We BELONG to her."
Rei then stood and faced him
"Look there are a LOT of forces in this reality that want to get a hold on you
Theres the perverted, thats us by the way? The Light wich consists of moralistic
idiots and hypocrytes. The Dark wich consists of vampires and other monsters
then Evil where the assholes like Raven's father and his ilk thrive. Besides
Mistress has a unique take on what is evil and she wants you."
Here Rei arched a brow and smirked as she pointed to the wardrobe
"Better get dressed Brian as Raven went through a lot of trouble to lay
some rumors around about you so you have an easier time of it here."
Brian grumbled
"What am I the epitone of the Dark side of the force?"
Rei shook her head negitivelly
"The Hentai side of the force."
Brian facefaulted and scrambled back to his feet
"Oh brother, this will be interesting to say the least if not akward."
Brian sweatdropped as he got dressed in the altered sith attire
Raven strode into the room a pleased look on her face for Brian being so
accomidating she couldn't resist a little jab at his expense.
"Lord Darksoul....Rise!"
She stated in a sithlike tone and winked at him
"Mind you you have to watch out hun? The Senshi have a weapon as well."
"Chibi usa."
Brian looked at her in a preturbed way
"The Pink Spore? you mean the senshi exist here too."
Raven sneered darkly
"She commonly known as that yes? But by tentacle monsters she's known
as the pink WHORE!"
Brian arched a brfuddled brow
"And this conserns me how?"
Brian asked bewildered as to why he should give a damn.
Raven inclinerd her head
"We have a contract WE disable the pink cumdumpster and they will leave
us alone. uite frankly they are getting rather miffed at being harassed by the
senshi and the spore. We DO have a union. Besides theresd a fringe benifit
The senshi themselves ."
Brian Blinked and looked at her
"No fooling?"
Raven smirked darkly
"No fooling, I hope you will impregnate the bitches so they breed like
illigal immigrants on welfare. After all more chances of getting even with
those that hurt you? After all if you can defeat and fuck the brains out
of the inner and outer senshi? It will prove to those in the seedier circles
that your not a person easilly dismissed."
Brian arched a brow asnd shuddered
"That's some pretty evil fucked up shit your planning."
Brian muttered to his estatic wife
Raven sweatdropped
"Well I AM a demon, DUH!"
"Besides if you can manage to defeat and dominate the only fighting
senshi of the inners and outers? Then you know that you have nothing
to fear in this reality as far as non powered superhero's or villians go."
Brian blinked
"Oh them? Uranus and Jupiter? Sounds reasonable. But Uranus is a lesbian."
Brian stated uncertainlly Raven smirked
"Well then it makes the taking all the sweeter shouldn't it?"
Brian rolled his eyes
"Your IMPOSSIBLE!"
He exclaimed in defeat as he threw his arms up emphasising his point
Raven smirked candidlly
"And that's why you love me."
Brian sighed and looked at Rei
"Now I know the meaning of that chinese phrase"
Rei arched a brow
"Witch one?"
Brian rolled his eyes in exasperation
"May you live in interesting times."
Raven Rei and Akane groaned in a low moan at that pun.
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Sheesh Brian trained twenty years with Happosai and now he's pitted
against the Sailor Senshi? I don't know who to feel sorry for Brian or the Senshi.
