Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ Against all odds ❯ The Trouble with paradoxes ( Chapter 11 )

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Tired of all the bickering and strife
Brian uses an ace in the hole.

Unfortunatelly no good deed goes unpunished as Brian is forcred to sacrifice something important to his being.

Even worse? Now he is in Juuban and things are looking like buisnuss as usual for the normal chaos that surrounds his and Ranma's lives

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Chapter 11 The trouble with Paradoxes

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Shego narrowed her eyes glaring at the woman in front of her and her employer.

She had been fighting against this woman far longer than she cared to acknoledge.

"Dr D? What have I told you about a certain subject!"

From his take of things the meeker of the villianous duo felt like Beeker of the

muppets right about now. He was very confused and VERY scared.
"Shego! I learned my lesson last time, whatever that is? It's NOT one of mine!"

The much debated about 'sparring' partner of the sarcastic villianess sneered

at the blue skinned scientist/mad doctor and rolled her eyes.

"I'm no clone sweetheart! Don't you just love paradoxes? I'm you Shiela.

Well a you from a parelell universe. Think Star Wars but not Jedi Capeche!

Why are you STLL hanging with the doof? I thought you would at least

tried to fuck with Possible's head or at least get that poor goofball

Stoppable away from Possible so he doesn't have to pretend to be

a allstar idiot."

The other Shego stated with scorn toward the Normal Shego.
Shego allowed her hands to ignight and she looked really pissed

off with the crack the lippy other her just stated.
"You have the count of three to explain. Then I am going to hurt you."

Darth Shego rolled her eyes melodramatic and raised a hand and unleshed

a barrage of Force Lightning whoopass upon her alternate self and sneered

as the Normal Shego writhed in agony at her feet on the ground.
"Shiela Shiela Shiela. when will you learn? I am doing this for your

own good."

The Dark Sithlord released her victim from the embrace of the lightning and

stared down at her in mock sympathy. She grabbed Shiela's hair roughly

and forced her to look her in the face.

"I had the same chance as you did with Ron.. I fucked it right up thinking

that He didn't matter? Look how I turned out! Lonely Reviled Feared

and Rejected. Ron has a crush on you and your doing nothing about it?

I know I have pride but that got me SQUAT! This is the same day the

same damn day I lost MY Ron to that fucking bitch Kimmie! Do you

know what she did a week later? She threw him aside for a fucking poser

and he committed suicide! All because he thought he was a loser thanks

to his so called freinds! The sad part was? I could of stepped in and

stopped him only my pride stopped me from doing so! You will not let

Stoppable die if you know what's good for you. Unless you like to be

considered the most stupidest woman on earth that let true love slip

through your fingers."

Darth Shego stated mockinglly as she let Shiela's head drop she

turned to face Drakken and her feral look became more pronounced.

"As for you? You aught to be greatfull I haven't killed you. I soooo

want to kill you! But if I do my student would be very upset with me.

Consider yourself fortunate that My student is a demon in the sack

and the fact my girlfreind told me that if I killed you that Brian would

be very dissapointed in me."

The Sith stated in a feral tone as she was slavering at the bit to end

this man's life. Shego managed to compose herself and looked at her

Sith opposite.
"Girlfreind? If you have one then why the drama with Stoppable?"

It was then a perky redhead strode in and looked at Shego.
"Because I would be ragging her out if she din't get on your case.

Because of MY stupidity I am now like this! An anthro vampire girl.

Karma has a unique way of biting you on the ass."

Shego looked slackjawed and looked at her alterrnate.
"Your FUCKING shitting me! You and PRINCESS? That's just

Sick and wrong! Even more so than that pretty boy himbo Junior."

Shego Darth Shego and Kim shuddered . Shego narrowed her eyes

and looked at Kim.

"So Princess who turned you vamp? Gill? Monkey Fist? DnA Ami

who?"

Kin scowled at Shego
"You do know that me being a Vampire anthro means I CAN kick

your ass on a more than easier basis right? And in awnswer to

your question even though it's none of your buisnuss! It was

Monkey boy's fault this happened. But I made that man-slut pay!"

Shego didn't know what was worse. Being pwned by an alternate her?

Or being freaked out and schooled by what was seeming to be an

alternate of the preppy cheerleader bitch that thought she was all that.

"Sheesh what's got your panties in a bunch Princess."

Alternate Kim scowled.
"I miss my ron-shine time, and more pertinentlly him! And its all my

fault!"

The vampire stated in a dark twisted way that brought a shudder

along the listner's ears.

since the Share time Lair WAS in Nerima things got a little crazy.
Especially more when Brian came crashing through the door and

getting caught by a more than pleased Kim Possible.

"Brian! So good to meet you again? Can I interest you in a bite?

I am feeling peckish."

Brian although disoreintated cleared his head and got out of the

embrace the vampire had him in. He was so tweaked he didn't note

his surroundings.

"You are so DEAD Saotome! NO-ONE sucker punches me you

fat tub of lard!"

Brian stated in an incessed angry tone as he stalked the now

present panda
"I am going to go all Sith on your ass for that low blow you maggot!"

Brian raised his left arm and unleashed a constant stream of Force

Lightning on the Bastard Father of one Ranma Saotome with

EXTREME predjudice.

"How DARE you con me out of money and slut me out like I was

your son!"

The Panda was writhing under the assult asd Brian was drawing

closer and closer.
"You prostituted me to a fucking 8 year old child! The SPORE!

Of all things? That fucking little hypocryte Mini-Moon!"

Darth Shego glared balefully at the Jusenkyo cursed human and

was tempted byond belief to fry his ass. She looked to her student

impressed by his display of power in the dark side of the force.

"Calm yourself Lord Darksoul! Such a blatant show of power is

wasted on the likes of him. Fools such as he will never learn."

Brian released the fat gibbering lump and scowled at his former mentor
"He passed me off as his son to The Moon kingdom! And set me up

as a fall guy to marry an eight year old girl that is a cum dumptster

for Tentacle Rape Monsters and you expect me to CALM DOWN!"

Here Brian's eyes became darker and angrier.
"Makoto won't have anything to do with me Neither will Haruka! Raven

and Rei are the only ones that will have a bar of me and to make matters

worse! The ones I love think I am a phedophile! You know damn well I

don't touch a child under 14 or younger even IF Raven and Rei LOOK

14 you KNOW damn well they are older than that!"

Kim looked at Genma with disgust.
"You tricked Brian to marry the spawn of all whores? And people call

ME stupid because of MY minstakes! Sheesh what are you the God

of stupidity and greed?"

Here the Vampire literally had to peel Brian off Genma no easy task for

the Vampiress as Darth Shego had to help contain a majorlly tweaked

student to try and stop him from getting zap happy with Genma's balls.

Drakken witnessing the scene blanched
"Shego..."

Shego watched the scene with a sense of detatchment an diselief
"Yeah Dr D?"

Drakken blinked uncertainlly
"Is it just me? Or is your alternate groping him in a way that

Michel Jackson was accused of with little boys?"

Drakken stated in slight trepidation.

Shego rolled her eyes and groaned.
"I see it too, what has me worried is Princess is just as blatant?

After we do our next caper I am soo getting therapy!"

A familliar yet hated by Shego voice chipped in
"Wait in line. I so did not need to see that!"

A masculine easy tone stated likewise.
"Sick and wrong on the marrige to some eight year old? But KP

you kinda look hot doing that to Brian Shego looks hot too. Not

that theres anything wrong with that! You know the touching

the kissing... OMG is her hand where I think it is! DUDE!!"

The masculine tone sounded like it wanted to hypervenrtalate

"I agree with the Buffoon that is just SO wrong!"

Drakken stated in a terse tone.

"I look WAY cooler than him! It should be me they are doing

that too."

Needless to say THAT comment snapped the normal Kim and

Shego out of there sense of unreality and a dual tone was heard.

"Pervert!"

Ron backed away as Kim&Shego as one beat holy hell out of

Dr Drakken for his comment and made commentary.

"I'd sooner fuck Stoppable! Than grope you like that

DREWBIE!"

Shego stated in an icy tone.

"I'd rather be in a menage de trois with Ron&Shego! Than

feel you up. Ewwww!"

Kim stated in a disgusted tone.

Ron looked taken aback by the violent beatdown and the

inuendo.

"Either this is one seriouslly whacked out dream? Or this

Nerima place has worse mojo than MMP"

The goofy sidekick and freind of one Kimberly Anne Possible

stated wary.

He noted the alternates of the two women were now eating popcorn.

Well Darth Shergo was. Kim seemed to be necking Brian whilst

being frisky with his trousers. Darth Shego arched a brow at Ron.

"Popcorn?"

She said in an amused tone of voice as she watches the blue skinned

perve geting the shit kicked out of him by her alternate and her

girlfreind's alternate. All in all it was a good day to be a sith.

Darth Shego gulped uncertainly as her freindliness to Ron in the

equation of the two native versions computed to their pissed logic

that she was becoming a threat to their Ron-Shine.

Darth Shego arched a brow at the pair.
"What? It's not like your being serious about getting with

Ronnie boy here as his girlfreinds. Or kinky sex slaves."

Both woman and Girl as one advanced
"MINE!"

Darth Shego looked at Brian and smirked.
"For my next impression? Jessie Owens."

With that She and her Girlfreind made good their escape.
Brian and Genma likewise figured out that getting out of

the Time Share Lair was good for their health as hormonal

driven women staking a claim on their teritory and chasing

off poachers was a good enough reason as any to make

themselves scarse.

Ron blinked and looked worried

"I feel a disturbance in the force."

He was mildly preturbed when a green midget in a homespun

robe looked up at him

"Feel it do you? The force that is. As you say young

Stoppable? Boo Yah...."

Ron blinked uncertainlly as he watched Yoda walk away.
"Naw!.... Couldn't be."

He said uncertainlly as he was being whisked away by two

teritorial women on opposite sides of the law.

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Raven's Home 2 hours later.

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Brian lay within the bed in his room a slight grimace of

angiush upon his face. Sighing he stood and opened a

subspace pocket and withdrew several small spherical

round orbs of orange tint. He had been hoping it wouldn't

have to come to this. But thanks to the meddling that two

goddesses and other idiotic sorces he had no alternitive.

He exited ther room via the window and landed upon the

backyard. Little knowing he was indeed being watched by

Two Sailor Senshi. lacing the orbs down he stood back and

raised his voice. ain sadness and regret threating the masculine

tone as he looked determined .

"Eternal Dragon Shenron I summon thee. Come grant my wishes

so you may rest once more."

Brian's tone stated in a conflicted way as the Seven balls levitated

and formed the Eernal Dragon.

Shenron looked down at the being
"Speak your wishes but make it quick."

Brian inclined his head
"I wish for the altercation between Darth Shego and her girlfreind

to be thought of by the parties concerned to be merely a dream"

Shenron looked at the godling before him in bemused interest
"Your wish is greanted"

Brian felt loighter as he then looked at the Dragon
"I wish that Genma Saotome never tricked the Moon Kingdom

into thinking that I am his son."

Shenron sighed
"That wish Icannot grant! Athough you are NOT his son? The

Chaos magic within the pact that Genma used is strong and as

such irrifutable. Speak another."

Brian scowled darkly

"I wish Rachel 'Raven' Roth and Rei 'Vader' Ayanami can find

and be with their Soul mates."

Here the Dragon looked even more amused by the situation
"That wish has allready BEEN granted. You ARE the soul mate

of Raven Roth and likewise She is the soul mate of Rei. you

have WASTED your second wish."

Brian bit the bullet
"I wish that Haruka Ten'ou hfinds love and happiness with her

soul mate Micheriu Kai'oh. And that Makoto Kino finds happiness

and love that will show her just how special she and they are."

The Dragon sighed sadly
"Granted the wishes shall be, But the cost shall be great.

will you pay the price that will ensure their happiness? "

Brian looked at Shenron seriouslly
"I will and shall do so freely. I cannot find peace when those close

to my heart suffer unjustly."

Brian stated ironicly.

Here Shenron sighed
"The price is your honour.and your life as it was. From now on you are

Brian or Lord Darksoul. Your past life forfeit your future as a hero bleak."

With that the Dragon Belched out a golden mist and vanished the

Dragonballs vanishing to the realm of origin.

The mist dissipated and Brian slumped down and a primal scream split

the silence as he felt as if his very soul was being ripped apart and

scattered to the four winds. Loki immidiatelly appeared and looked at his son.

"Why did you sacrifice a part of your soul for those worthless mortals!

Why my son WHY!"

The god of mischief stated in an agitated tone.

Brian looked at the god sadly
"Because Darksoul like me loves humanity. It was his wish and mine

combined."

Loki glared harshly
"I don't like it! Not one bit. I understand it because my son wanted this.

But you Mortal? WHY? hy sacrifice your honor and only chance to get

to heaven."

Brian smiled sadly at the god
"Because I love Makoto Kino AND the ones mentioned earlier.

They deserve love and happiness. They didn't deserve to be used

as pawns in some gods sick chess game or amusements."

Here Loki sighed
"Your heart has cost you paridise. For when you die HELL is the

only place you can dwell. My son Being the God of Perverts is

immune from such a fate. But you Brian are not. My son must come now.
So Daos come home now. The human must pay his price as you well know."

From Brian's body a man simmilar to Brian stepped out dark purple hair

and sinfully handsome. The god's amber eyes looked forlorn at the mortal

whose life he shared.

"Brian. for what it's worth? Thank you for keeping your word and

bringing me home. I never expected this. Nor did I want to cause you

harm."

Brian faced the God and shrugged
"Shit happens."

Daos shook his head sadly
"I'm sorry......."

Loki and his son vanished and Brian sighed and laughed bitterly

"Story of my life really? Shit happens, and mainly to me."

Brian shrugged and looked at the moon within the night sky
"Never thought life could get so complicated. seems like I am that poor

smuck in the song Lonesome loser. Ironic and pathetic."

Brian muttered out in disgust as he laughed at his own stupidity a bitter

self loathing one that did little to help the situation.
"Well what did I expect? I must have a multidimentional 'Kick Me' sign on

my heart and soul."

He was stopped from his self loathing speil by a pair of feminine arms

wrapping themselves around his waist and somebody beathing could be

heard by his ears.

Haruka held the man within her embrace. True she was within her senshi

aspect and like her partner had issues with men but she knew it took real

balls to step up to the plate time and time again only to be knocked back

down and treated like shit or some commodity to be used or even a pawn.

She didn't like it not one bit. As such here she was with her partner

standing beside her and she was hugging the man whom sacrificed so

much for them.

"I don't dispise men, most don't have what it takes to actually deserve

to be called a man in the first place? You however are more than enough

for me. So don't you dare play off what you just did as nothing. Or I will

sit your ass down and force you into accepting me and my lover into

your life."

The dirty haired blond stated tersely in a no nonsense tone that as

tinged in a contrast of emotions namely apprihention and shock at

what the man she was hugging had just done. She had seen some

so called men commit suicide for less rather than keep slogging

through crap like Brian had seemed to be doing. Not only had he

lost out his home realm and Brought a god's son home and

protected the afomentioned Daos? He had also tried to make

things right for whatever reasons unknown to her. This didnt

scream out to her of a man that was a 'taker' personality but that

of a 'giver' Allready this man paid the ultimate price and yet it

wasn't HIS responsibility or need to pay such a horrible price.

Frownoing the Senshi of the Sky/Space held him to her tighter
*Genma you bastard. You aught to be emasculated for your

treachery and betrayal of an innocent.*

There was a cough as Raven narrowed her eyes
"Why are you hugging my husband. I too witnessed the scene

beforehand. I know I am Daos's wife now? But that gives you no

excuse to try and make the moves upon the man that housed my

husband for your own twisted amusements."

Raven deadpanned as she was flanked by Rei Akane and Perfume.

All had their respective weapons drawn and prepared to give one

holy or unholy beatdown on the Juuban intruders.

Here Sailor Neptune narrowed her eyes at the demoness
"Now if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black? I maybe a lesbian

but I know the difference between a healthy relationship and an

abusive one. I support my partner in this because what I just

witnessed now and seeing this first hand? It proves to me that Brian

is the true loser in this situation. He's a a human being. Not some

chew toy for your amusements. Saturn herself has been monitering

this situation as have us two when Brian FIRST came here. She does

have unique abilities as does Mars. Both have expressed reservations

about this man. And it is our duty as senshi to protect the defenceless

from persocution."

"You got that straight! There is no way in hell that we Scouts will allow

you to pick on the poor guy. We couldn't interfere before because

terchnically Brian was being influenced by a God. Now that Daos is

back home you can bet your perverted ass we won't be standing idly by

and see a good and decent guy like him being made some universal gimp."

The now resent innerrs stated mostly Sailor Mars herself that was.
Rei strode forth and used her Force powers to reapropriate Brian from the

butch outer's grip and glared at the scouts.
"He's MINE. You will not take my man from me."

The Shemale stated in a desperate tone as her eyes glittered in

detrmination.
"I love him and I WILL kill for him. Raven and the others have Daos

but I love him!"

Here the Sithlord narrowed her gaze
"And I will kill those that try and abuse him. He's MINE to love!"

Here the Senshi took a step backward at the ferocity within the girl's

tone of voice. They may have one uped the majority of the Nerima

horde here But this was unexpected. Here was a Sithlord that

Expressed love? even albeit a twisted variety. But love to a being

she used to get off on.

Raven's expression remained calm as she was calculating her best

chances to put paid to these magical schoolgirl upstarts.

"You want him? Then I suggest you house him AND my loyal

servant. She may willinglly be Brian's minion but she knows her

place in my ermpire. I will find it most amusing to see how you

do gooder hypocrytes will handle this situation. Brian is dark

in nature even if he is 'one of the good guys' My lord Vader

here is his reward for bringing such a delicous husband to me.

He loves me and me alone and allows me to play happy families

with him? What's not to love about a man or god that allows a

girl to have her own fun and happinress."

Here Raven smiled begnignly at Brian
"I do hope you will forgive the deception, and yes I did rather

enjoy fucking your brains out on regular occasions. In fact? I look

forward to our next little interlude my fine young stud."

The Senshi formed a circle around Brian and Rei
"Senshi Teleport!"

ith that uttered Brian Rei and the senshi vanished to the shock of

the gathered nerimans save Raven. Raven merelly smiled thinly

"And now? The true games begin."

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Juuban Rei's Shrine(home)

The Senshi plus 'guests' rematerialised within the Shrne's front yard

Brian arched a Brow and sweatdropped.
"So what are we doing at Hino's Shrine? I don't wanna meet her

gramps or that idiot Chad. He gives long hair and mullets a bad

name."

Rei held onto Brian and dreathglared Sailor Mars
"Don't worry Koi, I will protect you from them."

She stated this as if they should know by now it was a fullgone

conclusion that they were lovers Her submissive to his dominance.

Rei knew he wasn't Daos and was drastically weaker because of the

seperation. She wouldn't allow the Senshi to realise just how much

weaker. Whilst Daos and Brian were one? Brian was technically

immortal and could soak up damage like a sponge. Now however

it was a drasticaly different story. And to her chagrin she was feeling

protective of Brian as well as a sense of fear that some of these girls

would steal him from her. A deep rooted valid fear. After all these

senshi could give him something she never could. they can bear

him a child. Although a silly fear to have it was very true and valid.

Brian smiled sheepishlly at the blue haired sith and planted a kiss

upon her forhead.
"I'm touched that you really care. I will try my best to make

you happy."

Rei narrowed her eyes and glared at the senshi.
"You allready have lover, if you and Daos have simmilar

personalities I will be the luckiest shemale on earth. Not

to mention the luckiest bitch on the planet because I have you."

She stated in a in your face tone and finally addressed the senshi
"I don't trust you lot one bit. You lot are taking advantage of him

and the fact that he is thanks to Genma's deciet married to that little

cum slut in training Mini Moon. No-one deserves that and you

fucking bitches are forcing the issue. Admitedlly Raven did the

same but not by choice she was FORCED to! Either get Brian

or have her freinds souls consumed by her father. Not exactly

fair now is it? And here you lot are thinking YOU have the

divine right upon Brian because of a contract Brian was tricked

into signing? He thought he was Marrying Sailor Jupiter or

Sailor Uranus! Brian is NOT a phedophile or a sicko that gets

off on fucking preteen girls."

She vented and gritted her teeth as her eyes glowed etherialy

as her Angel genetics was literally screaming at her to take

down the threat that was presented before her.

Sailor Jupiter looked gobsmacked
"He had the hots for me and Uranus?"

Rei shot her a 'duh' look witch translated to Are you fucking

blind deaf dumb and stupid look. Needless to say the inners

and outrers looked VERY uncomfortable with this aspect.

Rei sneered
"If any of you so called heroes want a peice of MY master?

You better get used to sharing your time with ME! I maybe

a sick twisted bitch but I don't do the three f's not with

MY master."

Sailor Mars lookerd confused at that
"Three F's what's that mean?"

Rei narrowed her eyes to slits
"Find em, Fuck em, Forget em. So not my style! I maybe a whore?

But I don't deliberatelly get my kicks out of hurting the one I love."

Here she smiled malicouslly
You do that to MY master? And you'll feel just how brutal a bitch

I can be especially with an 11 inch cock drilling your ass!"

Here Rei looked at Brian in a simpering way witch disturbed the Senshi

*This girl is completelly Psycho*

Rei looked at Jupiter consideringlly.
"I know why Brian likes you? And I know your dirty little secrets

all of you scouts dirty little secrets. You want my master? Then

you go about it the Right way. Through negotation and talk with

myself and my loving master. I need to get MY master a home

thanks to you lot were homeless now and I need to get a job

here now. After all I was rather good at pole dancing as well

as stripping. "

Rei held up her hand warninglly.
"Take a good look at me? I was BORN with what I got. NO man

would want a bar of me. Let alone allow me to fuck them up the ass?
Brian is different and there ain't no way in hell I am ever going to let

him go. I am his and his only well besides Raven of course. Consider

that a warning. If he tells me to? I would gladly go after you all and

Cockwhip you into subservience. Who knows you may even get off

on it? I know I will!"

Sailor Uranus stepped forward and looked at Brian.

"I heard there is a house near the shopping centre of Juuban that

no-one wants to live in because of the last residents got attacked

by the Negaverse. It's a pretty decent sized home if you don't mind

the fact that basicly you'll be a sitting target for The Negaverse.

The home is built on a focal point of one of the wards wich protect

the Juuban area from undue mischief from negitive forces.

Here Uranus grimaced.

Unfortunatelly because of that fact? Many strange and unusual

things are mote than likeley to occur because of that."

Brian looked at the Senshi and shrugged.
"As long as I am not being harassed by the Senshi too much?

I don't give a damn. I WAS at one time the husband of a

demoness and it was quite an experience to live through. I

like helping people that are close to my heart live better and

more productive lives. It upsets me when those close to me

are in misery or turmoil. right here in my heart is where I have

my greatest strength? It is also my Achilles Heel."

Sailor Uranus shrugged and pointed to the fron't gate

"Why don't you wait outside? I'm sure that you will run into

one of the girls your heart is pining for."

Rei helped Brian with leaving and shot a suspicous glare at Uranus

a universal look that translated to 'I have my eye on you' glare of mistrust.

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The Senshi detransformed and Serena looked at Haruka in disbelief

"Your not serious about this? He's been consorting with demons!"

Haruka slapped Usagi upside the head HARD.

"And you have the audacity to get on his case? Especially when

you wrere about to force him to into a marrige with an eight year old.

He maybe shady? But only a stupid idiot or pervert forces a man in

his thirties to marry a pre pubesent girl. And here I thought Raven

was a sick twisted bitch! Your acting like a hypocryrte."

Here Haruka scowled.
"Rini isn't SUPPOSED to be here. She's from the FUTURE and not

our future at that! You better get your priorities straight. We senshi

are NOT the only hero's in existance. He was at one time a hero and

you are doing this crap to him? Because of what Genma did? Are

you sure you even got a brain in your head!"

The miffed blond stated to Usagi angrilly.
"He sacrificed his immortal SOUL for the happiness of others.

We ALL were there so you damn well know that Chiba wouldn't

even do the same for you. He would of used the wishes for his

own benifit hell I was tempted to do the same! Brian did the one

thing even you can't stomach. Her sacrificed EVERYTHING he

had in order to help those close to his heart live better and more

productive lives and lovelives. If that's not the act of a hero?

Or a good person. Then I guess that REAL hero's arn't all they

are cracked up to be! Sure he lives with bad guys. But he is not

inherentlly evil. If your thinking he is like Beryl then YOU missy

have a lot of growing up to do. Hell I am tempted to join him even

if he was evil. NO man has ever sacrificed so much for MY happiness.

I assure you this much. If that little spore so much as makes a pass

at him? You will have made damn sure that the Senshi Scouts

reputation will be tarnished for all eternity. We outers will be

supporting Brian. After the actions here today? You have proved

that you are not all your cracked up to be. We may help you because

it's our destiny? but I assure you. We arn't doing it for you."

Here Haruka Micheriu and Hotaru took their leave from the stunned

inners after chewing out the Leader of the inner scouts for being a

mealy mouthed idiot that only thinks of herself in a round about way.

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Brian had Rei within his embrace. He was whispering reassurances

to the sullen girl when the outers in civillian aspect approached them.

"It's ok Rei we'll get through this somehow? True I am just a normal

guy now that Daos is wityh his dad? But hey chin up. You got me

now and I do love you. Sure what relationship you and Daos had

was unique? But can you at least allow some of your hert to

open to a guy like me."

Brian stated reassuringlly to the Sith lord albeit he was exposing his

vundrabilities once more. A DANGEROUS and stupid mistake at that

considering as to whom he was appealing to.

Rei looked at the redhead curiously.
"You no longer reek of power or sith? Why do you want me.

I KNOW your hard up for Makoto Kino and Haruka Ten'ou."

Brian looked at the slender Shemale and grimaced.
"I don't get in between couples, unless invited. Besides I know what it's

like to have your heart ripped out and stomped on, literally. Sad part is?

The ones I love end up hurting me in the most ironic ways."

Rei narrowed her eyes.
"I am not her you know... The Rei Ayanami that you worship like a

goddess with all your heart and soul. I am Me Rei Ayanami a clone

of her and a Shemale to boot? How can you dare to love someone as

twisted as I am!"

Brian smiled whistful.
"Love is like Faith. It can move mountains and can easily be broken.

But I know this much. Ayanami Rei Aishiteriu. All of you."

Here Brian kissed the Distraught sith upon the lips meaningfully.

A tear fell from the conflicted sith's eye at the heartwrenching

admition. As the kiss wass eventually broken Haruka coughed

slightlly.

"So your the cute couple the outer senshi told us about.

So you ready to go to your new home?"

Rei narrowed her eyes meaningfully.
"Lets go Master, I will allways follow you even to the depths of hell."

Rei stated in a meaningful jab at the outers reminding them where Brian

was now bound to go when he died and a cold glare was within her gaze.

Haruka allowed a slight nervous chuckle escape her lips.
"Right well lets get going."

Rei arched a brow as she sensed her fear a dark smile graced her lips
"Cute? That means I get dibs on Fucking your ass."

"If you manage to satisfy me? Maybe then your worth my master's time."

Brian looked at Michertiu and blinked
"Erm, ah nice to meet you. Sorry about this."

Brian stated uncomfortably and winced

*Gah that sounds like what Ranma would say. DOH!*

Hotaru looked at Brian as she was beside Micheriu
"Hello....."

Brian blinked uncertainlly art the sullen tone
"You remind me of Rei and Raven. It's not all that bad? At least

you have good freinds?"

Brian stated carefully trying to put a positive spin on the situation.

Hotaru looked at Brian and arched a brow.
"I suppose..."

Brian rubbed the back of his head
*Yeech Cheery much? And I thought Raven had issues*

The outers and the new residents went to where the Mayor's

office was and filed for ownership of the much speculated home.

By the time Brian realised what was happening He found himself

situated in the home in question what made Brian more than a little

unnerved was that technically it was near the appartment of Makoto.

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Brian and Rei had moved into the home what preturbed them

was the house number on the letterbox 402

Brian looked at Rei and laughed nervously
"I think that Kami has a ironic sense of humor."

Brian stated dryly as he kissed Rei.

'Hi so looks like were neibours eh? My name's Makoto Kino."

Makoto stated amicably as she was trying to make a

good impression on the redhead and azure blue haired shemale.

Rei narrowed her eyes
"Ayanami Rei. "

Rei stated in a cold monotone.

Brian merely inclined his head
"Chattillon Brian. Nice to meet you "

Rei was in Makoto's personal space before anyone could blink
"I know your secrets! You get on my bad side and you will regret it."

She whispered to the civillian aspect of Sailor Jupiter.
"He loves Sailor Jupiter and knows about you and others but I am

dulling his senses about you lot being one in the same. I don't want

my man's heart broken anymore!"

She whispered scathinglly toward the brunette.

"He loves You and Uranus in civillian mode. In senshi form

his heart beats for you. You do anything to hurt him and I will

make what happened to you during the heart crystal inccident

look like a teaparty by comparison. Nice tits by the way."

With that Rei strode around the senshi appraisingly then walked

back to Brian
"Dinner will be ready soon Master. I do know how to cook even

though I still cant stand anything meat related in my food."

Here Rei stared at Makoto in a mixture of amusement and anger.
"Why are you still here? Haven't you caused enough upheaval

in our lives allready."

Makoto winced at the cold tone. After the dressing down at

Rei's place she thought at least it would be safe to try to get

into the new resident's good books. A mistake as it only served

to piss the slender blue haired sithlord off.

"I just thought, well that we could be freinds."

She stated in a slightly more timid tone as she was getting

unnerved at the errie red eyes of Rei as if it was staring deep

within her soul and peircing her very being.

Rei scowled at the persistant nusience.
"Well now that's quite fine and dandy. Your so called hero

wannabe's the Senshi KIDNAP us from our home. Then you

have the audacity to muscle your way into our lives especially after

those stupid hypocrytes WRECK IT. If you want to prove usefull

then you can make my master's dinner while I make my own."

Here Rei snnered.
"Unless of course what I heard of you being a chef was a lot of

bullshit."

Makoto went to where the kitchen area was and there was a mini

Iorn Chef battle as the two girls made differing dishes.

Brian meanwhile was eyetwitching looking at the mini kitchen warzone

Blinking uncertainlly he looked up to the heavens.
"Uh. Mind filling me in? Because this right now has me absolutelly

baffled. Sith then Ranma then Scouts and now this mini Iorn Chef

thing, I thought Nerima was bad? But this is rather uncomfortable.

So a little clue or hint as to what the hell your trying to accomplish

here would be nice!"

Brian bitched out to whatever idiotic deity had caused this insane

situation to occur. Natrully he got no response but rather an

akward eyefull of one Makoto Kino's assets as her shirt was wet

from an accidental spill and he swallowed warily as he felt the

blood going south. A pained expression of longing appeared

upon his face as he then shot another glare heavenward.
"Your Despicible......"

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It seems even in Juuban Brian just can't cut a break.

If it isn't meddling Goddess's or Nerrimans it'sd meddling sith

and sailor scouts. Oi Vey!