Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ 1212 Dead End Drive ❯ The Drive (Sends a chill down your spine doesn't it?) ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer#2: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. Want to but don't.

Authors Notes: If you haven't already, GO BACK TO PROLOGUE! The beginning was missing for some reason. Mai is still narrating, I'm still crazy, and when I say "all" it means just Yugi and his friends unless I put down otherwise. Also if you have any theory on why and or where Joey got the hula skirt from tell me. ^_^

1212 Dead End Drive

Mai: I actually sent a car!?

Author: Yes, now get narrating.

Mai: It's not my line, it's Joey's.

Author: Whatever, I don't care. Just get started.

Joey: There's the car, but do any of us know where this place is?

Character who wanted a part but wasn't originally going to get one and no it's not Mai: I'll be driving you there.

All including Mai: Kaiba!?

Mai: He got a part!? You told me he wasn't getting a part. Why couldn't I be the driver?

Author: You have a, uh, good voice for narrating. Yep that's it. That's your answer.

Mai: Oh, well Yugi and his little friends piled into the car.

All: *does nothing*

Mai: Yugi, does your failure to do what's in the script contagious?

Tea: Um, excuse me Miss. Kitty Hino, that car's not real, it's cardboard.

Author: We didn't have much money left after the Holidays. Well, money that I want to spend on this fic. Work with what we have.

Mai: Now can you pile into the car?

All: *got in the stupid cardboard car at last*

Kaiba: Next stop 1313 Dead End Drive.

Yugi: Don't you mean "1212"

Kaiba: *shifting eyes* Uh y-yeah "1212," right.

Tea: How's Mokuba?

Tristen: Tea that's my li-

Kaiba: He's fine.

Tristen: Can I-

Tea: That's good.

Kaiba: *looking back* Kitty, why is Joey in a hula skirt?

Author: I don't know. I didn't put that in there.

Tristen: I know about that. The thing is-

Mai: The kid's always been weird.

Tristen: Yeah but you see-

Yugi: Why don't we just ask him?

Tristen: I can explain-

Tea: He fell asleep. How long is the drive?

Kaiba: Couple more hours or so.

All: *AGAIN does nothing*

Mai: Hello Tristen it's your line.

Tristen: Huh? Oh, hours!?

Mai: Well that's all the time we have folks. Till next chapter.

Author: This isn't a radio or talk show so why are you saying that? Say the right thing.

Mai: Fine *boardly* Yugi and co. rode on till they met up with the front door of 1212 Dead End Drive.

Backstage:

Mai: She told me you weren't getting a part.

Kaiba: She told me we were getting paid.

Bakura: Were getting paid?!

Mai: Where did you come from?

Tristen: Why did you guys keep taking my line. I barley got a word-

Author: Will you all shut up. I'm trying to enjoy spell & grammar checking this fic.

Authors Notes: Why did everyone keep interrupting Tristen? I suppose someone has a theory for that to, so put that in a review along with why Joey's wearing a hula skirt that's not in the script. Or you can email (digitalmoonprincess@address.com)