Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ General Yugioh Fanfic #1781 Deluxe Edition! ❯ The Soo Much Money Of Me ( Chapter 8 )

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***NO AUTOURS NOTE***

***BUSY DRIVING***

Yami Marik: Uhh... RC... You might want to turn.

RC: Why would you say that?

Yami Marik: `Cause we're about to hit a tree.

RC: Yami Marik, don't say anything unless it's a real emergency.

Car: *buzzsaws come out of hood*

Yami Marik: O_O

RC: See what I mean.

Yugi: RC, You're on the side walk!

RC: So...

Yugi: O_O THE BUZZSAWS WILL KILL PEOPLE!

RC: Oh right. ^_^' People on Earth are mortal.

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Yugi: Phew.

Yami: This car is comfy ^_^

Kaiba: *sobbing*

Mokuba: What's wrong Seto?

Kaiba: How come I don't have a Porsche!

Mokuba: Don't worry, it's in the garage.

Kaiba: O_O Which one! WHICH! *cries*

Ryou: That's a first.

Bakura: What are you implying?

Ryou: I mean look, were in Canada, there's no snow, no igloos, and no polar bears, just a sunny beach.

Bakura ¬_¬ You're looking at a sign that says MADE IN USA.

Ryou: Phew, I thought the rumors were wrong ^_^

Tea: Hey Joey?

Joey: Zzzzzz

Tea: JOEY!

Joey: Mmm... I'm a big boy today ....*drools*

Tea: Oh well, looks like you won't be having anything... to... DAMN! RC! What's a Canadian delicacy?

RC: Uhh, I really don't know. ^_^ `

Tea: Oh... umm... You won't have any food!

Joey: O_O I'm AWAKE!

Tea: Wow, his obsession with food is almost like my obsession with friendship…

Joey: *blank stare*

Tea: … You're still asleep aren't you!?

Joey: *snoring*

Tea: -_-` That explains it all.

RC: So Yugi, anything new happen lately?

Yugi: Nope.

RC: Oh..... Ok

Yami: The trunk is so big! ^_^

Yugi: How did you get in the trunk Yami?

Yami: I dunno, there's was this hole and I went into it and I hit my foot on the back of RC's seat and I -

RC: O_O DON'T SCUFF THE SEATS! GOD HELP YOU IF THEIR'S A SCRATCH!

Yami: *sitting quietly in the trunk* ... I'm sorry T_T

RC: YOU BETTER BE!

Yugi: You shouldn't be so hard on him; he has a very low self esteem.

Yami: *in fetal position*

RC: Well, here's the hotel.

Yami Marik: We're staying there?

RC: ...No, were staying at the Motel.

Yami Marik: Whats the difference? ¬_¬

RC: Smaller Rooms ^_^

All: ... Great.

Yami Marik: I'm a guy who's supposed to kill HIM!? *points to Yami*

Yami: *drooling* Hey! A red and yellow pill! *eats the pill* ^_^

Marik: I think I deserve a little more than just a motel if that was what my life was about.

Bakura: Suck it up you big baby!

Marik: I'll kill you!

Yami Marik: I'll kill you! *point to Marik*

Bakura: But I wanna kill him.

Yami Marik: I'll kill YOU!!!

Bakura: Bring it!

RC: Please don't get blood on my seats...

Yami Marik: *lunging at Bakura*

Bakura: *lunging at Yami Marik*

RC: >.< CHURCH!!! PHAROH!!!

Bakura: AAAHHHH!!! T_T

Yami Marik: AAAHHHH!!! T_T

Yami: Did someone call me!?

-At the Motel-

RC: Isn't teleportation convenient? ^_^

Mokuba: Wow, I want to be your little brother. ^_^

Kaiba: T_T You don't care for me!

Mokuba: Sure I do.

Kaiba: To make things even... ¬_¬ Santa doesn't exist.

Yugi: Kaiba!

Kaiba: What, he has to learn sooner or later!

Yami: Hey, our food is here

Tea: We didn't order food.

Tristan: There isn't even a phone.

Yugi: Yeah, and.... O_O WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!!!

Tristan: Oh, I've come to kill you, but I can't kill on an empty stomach. ^_^

Everyone: ... *not laughing*

Joey: Hehehe, he tried to pull a funny. ^_^

Yami: I got the food! ^_^

Tristan: *throws hook at Yami's legs*

Yami: *falls* AHHHH! O_O

Ryou: Great Scott! Are you ok?

Yami: ... could you get the medical book, and look up fork and lung?

Ryou: Why?

Yami: Time's a factor!

Yugi: T_T NOOOO!!! YAMI'S GONNA DIE!!!

Tristan: ... Hello, the maniac that's going to slaughter you all!

Kaiba: Mokuba, get the gun.

Mokuba: *pulls a ballistic rocket launcher from back pocket*

Tristan: What the hell! O_O

Mokuba: NOW'S THE WINTER OF YOUR DISCONTENT! ¬_¬ *fires*

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Boom

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(///RC: Wow that was pretty pointless\\\)

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RC: The blast separated everyone and now that Tristan's loose, only god knows what'll happen, I get to be a part of it. ^_^