Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ General Yugioh Fanfic #1781 Deluxe Edition! ❯ Yugi Yami Kaiba Mokuba ( Chapter 9 )

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RC: Ok, let me get this straight... We all got shot with a huge rocket barrage, and we are somehow still alive?
 
Mokuba: That's the case.
 
RC: I also hear you have the biggest supply of chicken in the world?
 
Mokuba: Yep, even more than Turkey.
 
RC: Well, you just need to sign your name and you'll be my legal little brother.
 
Mokuba: Cool. ^_^
 
Kaiba: *single tear drops from his eye*
 
RC: O_O I hear crying!
*To be continued*
 
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Narrator: We left our heroes after they were hit with rockets and they all got separated.
 
Yugi, Yami, Mokuba, and Kaiba
 
Yugi: Uhh, is everyone ok?
 
Mokuba: I make it all go boom. ^_^
 
Kaiba: Good job, does my little Mokuba want a cookie?
 
Mokuba: Well, yea. I did it for the cookie, not for you.
 
Kaiba: Oh… I see. *maniacal look*
 
Yami: You ok Kabie?
 
Kaiba: Don't call me that.
 
Yami: Why?
 
Kaiba: DO you really think I will explain myself to you?
 
Yami: … Good point.
 
Yugi: Ok, we need to find the others.
 
Kaiba: Who died and made you queen?
 
Yugi: … Mr. Stanley the old milk man.
 
Kaiba: Oh yeah, I put him in the chamber of fire after he gave me 99.9% of the bottle. He
burned like a… thing that burns a lot in fire.
 
Yami: You killed Mr. Stanley! O_O
 
Kaiba: No, the third degree burns did.
 
Yami: Oh ok.
 
Yugi: We really need to co-… I'M NOT A QUEEN!
 
Kaiba: Took you long enough.
 
Mokuba: Hehehe, RC called the plane a bus.
 
(///RC: Grrrrr… How dare he make an awkward statement against me\\\)
 
Kaiba: That's right, he did.
 
All: *laughing*
 
(///RC: *dieing a little inside*\\\)
 
Yugi: *gone*
 
Yami: Where's Yugi? T_T
 
Mokuba: He said that he'd go looking for the others.
 
Kaiba: Good riddance!
 
Yami: *gone*
 
Mokuba: *gone*
 
Those Damn higher ups: *still conquering the land*
 
(Like the judgemasters ^_^)
 
Kaiba: *still here* … I'm getting a beer.
 
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In Toronto
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Yugi: Where's Kaiba?
 
Yami: Where's kitty?
 
Mokuba: … *stares at Yami*
 
Yugi: Stop talking about the damn kitty, the kitty isn't real.
 
Yami: But, I spent so much time talking to him on MSN. T_T
 
Yugi: … That's Tea's screen name.
 
Mokuba: Oh yeah, I sent her a virus. ^_^ It was funny at the time, but then Seto clamed it
as his and ruined my fun.
 
Yami: … Can I ha-
 
Yugi: Grandpa's allergic.
 
Yami: What ever happened to him?
 
Yugi: He stays in his room, dueling the wall.
 
Mokuba: What's the record?
 
Yugi: 5-3-1
 
Mokuba: 3 losses?
 
Yugi: He always plays the stupid Yata-Garasu and he losses with lock.
 
Mokuba: You know the only way to stop it is to [censored out by the damned higher ups].
 
Yugi: Wow, that's so useful. ^_^
 
Yami: Now I can beat all my friends. ^_^
 
Mokuba: What about the draw?
 
Yugi: Stroke.
 
Mokuba: Oh.
 
*dramatic pause*
 
Kaiba: *enters* Hi everyone. ^_^
 
Others: … Hi?
 
Kaiba: Ooo, I love you all ever so much. I don't care about your lifestyle choice Yugi, its
okay with me ¬_¬.
 
Yugi: … Thanks?
 
Kaiba: Everyone, remember this one simple thing… Farehhagah. *faints*
 
Others: …
 
Mokuba: Why is Seto acting so weird?
 
Yugi: Umm, he's currently incapacitated due to intoxication.
 
Yami: He's wasted! ^_^
 
Mokuba: Seto drinks? T_T
 
Yugi: … Well, it will explain a lot, like thinking he'll beat me in a real duel.
 
Yami: Or shove me off random things, laughing, and writing it down.
 
Mokuba: ???
 
Yugi: Never mind.
 
Mokuba: No.
 
Yami: Ok, that didn't work.
 
Kaiba: Wy havent yu sent fur help?
 
Mokuba: Because your not in any sort of danger.
 
Kaiba: I got hit by a car…
 
Yami: Really, we were too busy explaining to Mokuba on how…
 
Yugi: Oh my god! O_O Call 911!
 
*1 hour later*
 
Yami: Then you said you got hit by a car, then I said…
 
Mokuba: Where's the ambulance?
 
Yugi: It'll be here any minute.
 
*Another hour later*
 
Yami: Then I said that you said you got hit by a car, then I said…
 
Mokuba: Yugi! T_T
 
Yugi: Any minute now…
 
*Any minute later*
 
Mokuba: Yay, It's here! ^_^
 
All: *enter ambulance*
 
Yami: Then I said that you said that I said that you said, that I said that you said you got
hit by a car, then I said…
 
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RC: Well, there's another chapter done, why did I stop saying the questions at the
end of the chapters again? Aww, I don't remember. -_-