Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ General Yugioh Fanfic #1781 Deluxe Edition! ❯ The Escape From Certain Healing ( Chapter 13 )

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RC: Well... I've finally decided to take time out of my VERY busy schedule and start making another healthy addition on the general fanfic. I know that it's been a while and for some reason I can't get the _'s to work. But whatever…
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Narrator: Still at the *yawn* hospital…
Bakura: Yay!!! ^_^
Marik: Oh my god -_-
Doctor: Now remember, no matter what happens… let's not get the law involved. One
hand washes the other… Which reminds me! O_O *goes to the sink and washes his
hands*
Yami Marik: O_O
Doctor: Now don't worry. You won't feel a thing. Until I jam this down your throat!
*takes out a probe*
Yami Marik: IF YOU STAB THAT INTO ME, I SWEAR I'LL always cherish you and
keep you safe…
Marik: I don't think I'll like the new Yami me…
Bakura: Yea… At least we get to see a free show.
Marik: This isn't a show! It's an operating room!
Bakura: No… it's a new reality TV show called “Operation: Botched” ^_^
Marik: O_O That… can't… be… good…
Doctor: Now remember kids *stares at the camera* don't try this at home, unless there's
a 12 year old boy helping you. Let's welcome Jimmy!
Jimmy: Hi! I'm 12 years old! ^_^
Marik: Bakura we gotta do something! O_O
Bakura: Shh, don't embarrass yourself, you're on the Jumbotron…
Marik: -_-`
Yami Marik: O_O
Jimmy: Now doctor, first we administer knock out gas…
Doctor: Can't I just beat him senseless?
Jimmy: No Doctor, that would be…
Doctor and Jimmy: UNCONSTITUTIONAL!
Marik: -_-`
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Kaiba's Room
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Yami: I… *pant* got you… *gasp* your chips… *wheeze* Seto…
Kaiba: *grabs the chips, throws them down on the ground and runs over them with his
wheelchair* But they got crushed… Get me another bag!
Yami: Yes… *pant* sir… *faints*
Kaiba: … Ohh Yugi!
Yugi: No…
Kaiba: Damn it… Mokuba! ... Mokuba?
Yugi: He left an hour ago… he said he wanted to get away from you -
Kaiba: Oh my god! O_O *wheels out the door*
Yugi: V rays…
Yami: Uhhh… Chicken… Yellow… Forum… Eating… Kitty…
Yugi: O_O'' Are you ok!?
Yami: *passes out*
Yugi: Umm… *shifty eyes and slowly tiptoes out of the room*
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Ryou's Room
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Joey: ♪♪♪ And that my friends is how I ate a pony!!! ♪♪♪
Tea: *sleeping*
Ryou: Ears… bleeding… O_O
Joey: I was that good? ^_^
Ryou: *takes Joey's guitar and slams it into the doorway*
Joey: But I wasn't singing the Juicy Fruit song… T_T
Ryou: Hey… I'm all better somehow…Why does it feel like I've been drinking… Oh my
god! Yami Me!!! O_O *runs out the door*
Joey: Sooo… Tea…
Tea: *runs out the door*
Joey: Well me… I guess you can hear me sing…
Joey's Mind: SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! >.<
Joey: I'll take that as a yes ^_^
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Hallway
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Kaiba: Mokuba! Where are you? I promise I won't beat you…
Doctors: O_O?
Kaiba: O_O Umm… Not like I did before hehehe… *runs towards the large doors*
Doctors: ¬_¬
Ryou: Yami!!! Where are you? I promise I'll give you a knife for your birthday!
Doctors: O_O?
Ryou: It'll have a picture of a pony like you wanted. *also runs towards the large doors*
Doctors: *laughing* What a wuss…
Yugi: *humming*
Doctor: Wait… He shall be the perfect specimen… Look at his abnormal structure and
his mass chemical use.
Yugi: O_O
Doctor: GET HIM!
Yugi: AHH!!! T_T *running towards the large doors*
Tea: Wow… this place is big… I wonder what's behind those big doors *goes through
the same god damn doors*
(///RC: Sorry… I just don't find you entertaining -_-\\\)
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At the “operating place”
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Jimmy: Now doctor… just use the knock out gas so we can continue…
Doctor: But Jimmy, where do I get that.
Jimmy: WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR DEAL! YOU'VE BEEN ASKING THAT
QUESTION FOR OVER AN HOUR NOW! IT'S IN THE BOTTLE THAT SAYS
KNOCKOUT GAS!!! >.<
Doctor: Oh… thank you Jimmy.
Jimmy: That's it I quit… *stamps out*
Doctor: Ok… I don't see anything… maybe if I fiddle with these knobs… *fiddles with
knobs from the bottle* Oooo… pleasant gas… night night gas… *passes out*
Marik: Ok, now we can save him!
Bakura: *drunk* No… YOU! Save… thingy… stab… *air stabs Marik*
Marik: …
Bakura: Urp… *faints*
The 4 Guys That Entered The Main Doors: O_O???
Doctors: Get them!!!
Yugi: AHHHH!!! *falls down the stairs*
Kaiba: … That conveniently saves me the trouble of pushing him. ^_^
Tea: Wow… I'm here… how active to the plot I am… You suck RC…
RC: *sitting in the front row* I resent that… So you're not useful… it's better than
making you a human bomb…
Tea: I think I saved you the trouble! *reveals bomb from her pocket*
All: O_O
RC: Great… now Tea's gone crazy… =_=
Tea: I wish… then I'd have air time… -_-
Marik: *unties Yami Marik* HURRY! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! AHHH!!! O_O
All: …
Bakura: OH MY GOD!!! I SMELL A BOMB!!! O_O
All: O_O
Yugi: AHHH!!! *jumps out the window*
Kaiba: Also convenient…
Mokuba: Boo!
Kaiba: AHH! MOKUBA! ^_^ Where the hell have you been…
Mokuba: I got tangled into your gravity defying cloak… >.<
Kaiba: Yugi you lying son of a-
Bakura: Pokemon are trying to take over O_O AHH!!! *jumps out window*
RC: Ok… just to skip ahead, you're all jumping out of the window…
Kaiba: How crapatic…
Remaining members: *jump out of the window*
RC: Hey! You try that again! This time remember about the bomb that's about to blow
you up…
Kaiba: No…
RC: Yes sir… -_-`
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Ryou's Room
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Joey: I'm bored… I'm leaving… *walks out humming*
Joey's mind: Thank fuggin God…. If he incorrectly sung the alphabet song one more
time… >.<
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Yami's Room
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Yami: *wakes up* Huh… where am I…
Alarm: Code Blue! Code Blue!
Yami: Oh my god… I must have somehow been drafted into the Canadian army and now
I'm at war! OH MY GOD! I'M IN CALGARY!!! O_O *runs out of the room*
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Outside
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Kaiba: Well… now we really have nothing to do… I'm gonna go to a hotel or
something… *leaves*
Mokuba: I'm coming too ^_^ *follows Kaiba*
Yugi: Now what do we do…
Ryou: Well… First… we have to… I dunno… -_-
Tea: Weren't we gonna go to Kaiba Headquarters and find out what he did?
Bakura: We're what now? O_O
Tea: You know… the whole reason why we came to Canada!
Marik: We're in Canada?
Tea: …
Yami: *runs out the front doors* NOOOOOO!!! *leaps into the air dramatically in slow-
mo*
Others: …
Yami: *slams into the ground and skids across the dirt road*
Joey: Yay we get to go to Kaibaland ^_^
Tea: Not Kaibaland… His Headquarters
Yami: Kaiba's head is made of quarters!!! O_O
Tea: … That's it I'm leaving…
Yugi: I think… she's right…
Yami Marik: Stupid Kaiba with all his… love and kindness ^_^
Marik: Ok, I'm sick and tired of this… *punches Yami Marik in the back of the head*
Yami Marik: What the hell was that for you…
All: *hunched over to see what he says*
Yami Marik: … What are all you lunatics doing coming all close… What are you gay?
Ryou: All better!
RC: … Why are you guys still standing here…
Yugi: We kinda don't know what to do…
RC: … Just follow Tea… Unlike you guys she doesn't have a faulty memory
Yami: Who are you?
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RC: This is what happens after I haven't wrote for a while. I promise to start writing a bit more ^_^''' hehehe… not ¬_¬