Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ General Yugioh Fanfic #1781 Deluxe Edition! ❯ Welcome of the... FOREST? ( Chapter 14 )

RC: Yay! Finally a new chapter!!! I finally found a reason to continue, and it's all thanks to Media Minor!!! Anyways, without further delay! CHAPTER 14!!!

Kaiba: Oh no no no! Not until we finish this trial!

RC: What in the hell are you talking about?

Kaiba: In Chapter 10 you said *to be continued*… SO CONTINUE!

Judge-man: After hearing all the evidence, I find that RC is the boy's biological brother!

Kaiba: NOOOOOOOO!!!

RC: You know… I don't really want him anymore…

Kaiba: So I can have my little brother back?

Judge-man: Little Brother? I was talking about you two!

*to be continued?*

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Narrator: When we last left our heroes, they were walking to Kaiba Headquarters… FINALLY!

Yugi: It feels like we've been walking non-stop for over a year now…

Yami: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? ^_^

Ryou: Urge… to… stab…

Bakura: Aww… My killing ideas are rubbing off on you ^_^

Ryou: …

Joey: You know what I find kinda odd… throughout this whole adventure, it seems that we've done everything in about a day or two.

Tea: And you thought of that all by yourself?

Joey: Nope, that little robot told me ^_^

Tea: Joey, for the last time, there's no little robot telling you things.

Joey: Why don't you ever believe me! T_T

Tea: Can you guess?

Marik: Why are we in the forest and not in a snowy wasteland like we're supposed to?

Yami Marik: Burn down the forest? Great idea Marik!

Marik: What?

Bakura: Ohh! Can I help? I brought a drum of gasoline!

Yugi: Where'd you get that?

Bakura: *looks at Ryou who's staring at him* Umm… eBay?

Ryou: I told you not to attack that mechanic!

---Flashback---

Mechanic: Alright Mr… Bakura? Well, I don't really know how to use those items to make them fuse together, I can only make and fix cars.

Bakura: So you're saying that you can't stick this eyeball into this ring?

Mechanic: That's basically what I'm saying.

Bakura: …

Mechanic: …

Ryou: Bakura, get some gas for the scooter… (I really really wanna get my license soon, this is embarrassing)

A Hot Girl Walking By: *laughs at Ryou*

Ryou: …

Bakura: Ok, we might wanna get going.

Ryou: You didn't hurt the mechanic did you?

Bakura: Him? No…

Ryou: *tries to turn on scooter* Bakura, how come the scooter isn't filled up?

Bakura: O_O RUN!!!! *runs away pulling Ryou behind him*

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Mechanic/Gas Station: *on fire*

Ryou: MY SCOOOOOOOOOOTER!!! T_T

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Ryou: *takes the drum of gasoline* We aren't burning down the forest!

Yami Marik: Aww, I never have any fun…

Yugi: But that's a good question. How did we get in the forest?

Tea: And where did Kaiba go?

Joey: That moron went the opposite direction as us…

Yami: Don't call him a moron! He was the only one that paid attention to me! T_T

Yugi: Yami, he -

Bakura: No Yugi… let him dream…

Yugi: When did you care about Yami's feelings?

Bakura: Well… I want to see them get crushed when he realizes the truth ¬_¬

Yugi: …

Marik: We should rest tonight, the sun just set.

Sun: *set*

Yami Marik: No, it set when you said it set. It wasn't even starting to set until you mentioned it!

Marik: Yea that was kinda strange…

Yami: Umm… It's… 7:35AM

Sun: *positions itself at 7:35am*

Yami: Neat ^_^

RC: *comes out of the bushes* Stop it!

All: …

RC: Umm… yea… don't screw around with the laws of physics… and the fanfic… and astronomy… you know what, just… *sigh* never mind… -_- *goes back into the bushes*

Joey: Who was that guy?

Tea: That was -

Joey: IS THIS FOREST FILLED WITH SAVAGES!?!?!? O_O

Tea: … Yes Joey, the forest is filled with savages…

Yami: I'm scared T_T

Yugi: This forest is -

Joey: FILLED WITH SAVAGES??? AHHH!!! *runs off*

Yugi: `nt filled… with… savages…

Ryou: Aww great, now we gotta look for Joey.

Bakura: Well… we don't HAVE to. He's a big boy; he can take care of himself.

Yugi: No he can't! He's the type of person who gets lost in his own house.

---Flashback---

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At Joey's House

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Yugi: *rings the doorbell*

Joey: I'll be right there!

Yugi: OK!

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A few hours pass

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Joey: *opens the door* Hey Yugi!

Yugi: What the hell took you so long!?

Joey: Sorry, I couldn't find the front door. I looked everywhere! But then I tried the foyer, and I found it… eventually! ^_^

Yugi: Where did you learn a big word like foyer?

Joey: Oh, I know that because there's a large sign that says foyer above the front door.

Yugi: …

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Yugi: Ok then, we'll split up. Half of us will go look for Joey, while the other half will get stuff ready for tonight.

Ryou: Yea, walking for over a year can tire anyone out.

All: Stare at RC still in the bushes

RC: What? I continued it didn't I?

Marik: Wait a minute… us splitting up give RC a reason to end the chapter…

Yami: I don't wanna be frozen again T_T Last time I had frostbite

Bakura: Well then next time don't let me stand next to you when picking waffles out of the freezer at the grocery store.

Yami: T_T

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RC: Yep, now I have a reason ^_^''' See ya next chapter.