Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Bachelorette SAJ ❯ Seto Kaiba and SAJ's date ( Chapter 2 )

Hello! I thought I wouldn't type up the next chapter so soon. I asked for one review, and I got four! Thanks!

To Tenshi Bane- Thanks for being my first reviewer! It really means a lot to me that you like my fan fiction. Also, thanks for the tip about Hiei's last name, and TV Tome. Also, thanks for reviewing again! And, I love your fan fiction, it's soooo hilarious. If you want to know how to get a anonymous review, try going into 'My Settings'. There should be a sentence that says something about getting anonymous reviews. Sorry, I don't usually give out advice.

To my sister, SAJ- Thanks for reviewing even though you were forbidden to read this fan fiction. You never do what your told. Well, thanks for reviewing. And, the reason I made you chose Kaiba is that, what have you always wanted, but could never have, or do? I'll give you a hint, Kaiba has it!

To InsaneAuthoress- You have one weird name, but thanks for the review. I'm glad you like it. Thanks for understanding about the Kaiba and Yami Yugi thing in the last chapter. I just didn't want anyone to get the wrong impression. Sorry, this isn't one big paragraph. I just don't know what else to say. Thanks.

This is personal, okay? I often scare reviewers away. I don't know how, or why, I just do. I think it might have to do with the fact that I want them to like me, and to continues to review my story, that I just get carried away. I'm sorry if I act like a stalker or something(I hope I don't act like that. . .). I just wanted, all the future reviewers(like there are going to be any) and the people that already reviewed, to know. Thanks.

Well, another chapter is up! Please manage to read all of if! Thanks.

Disclaimer(Yes, I forgot last time. I'm soooo bad): I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Yu Yu Hakusho. Though, I do own me, TAB, and my sister, SAJ.

SAJ: You don't own me!

TAB: Well, I own you in the fan fiction. So, technically I own you for now.

SAJ:? I don't understand you.

TAB: Well, enjoy!

Chapter two: Seto Kaiba and SAJ's date

TAB: Welcome! My sister will be going on a date any second now with Seto Kaiba. And, we are going to follow them, to see what they do(Wink, wink).

SAJ:(Walks in). So, what's supposed to happen next?

TAB: Come on! Go on a date already!(Starts to walk out the building).

SAJ: There's one problem. Where's my date?

TAB: Uh. . .

*At Seto Kaiba's house.*

Kaiba: I'm ready, but where are they. Was I supposed to meet them some where??

*An hour later.*

Doorbell at Seto Kaiba's house:(Ring, ring).

Kaiba:(Opens the door). Hello.

SAJ: Um, sorry? My sister forgot to say that you were supposed to meet me at the building.

Kaiba: Great.

TAB: Well, lets get on with the date!

Kaiba: She's coming with us?

SAJ: Apparently so.

Kaiba: Great.

SAJ: Come on! We have a car waiting for us.

Kaiba: Really? Great.

A beaten up old Prob.:(Comes into view).

Kaiba: We're going to ride in that?

SAJ: Yep!

Kaiba: I would prefer a limousine.

SAJ: A limo??

A limousine:(Comes out).

SAJ: A limo!!(Runs and squishes her face against the windows). I've always wanted to be in a limo!

Kaiba: Great. Get in.

SAJ:(Happily gets in). What does that do?(Presses a button).

Kaiba: Don't!

Champagne:(Comes out).

SAJ: How romantic!

Kaiba: Great.

SAJ: What does that button do?(Presses another button).

Kaiba: Don't.

A small T.V:(Comes out and turns on).

SAJ: Cool!(Grabs a remote). Lets, see. What channel?

Kaiba: Great. I just hope she doesn't find. . .

SAJ: Cool! Music!

Kaiba: Great(Looks longingly out the window).

*At a beautiful restaurant.*

Kaiba: Lets go in already.

SAJ:(Hugging the limousine). I love this limo!

Kaiba: Lets go in. That's why we came here to eat, right?

SAJ:(Still hugging the limousine). Why don't you get some food for both of us so we can it in the limo!

Kaiba: I don't know what you want.

SAJ: Just get me a hamburger.

Kaiba: Fine. I'll be back in a bit(Walks in the restaurant).

*In the restaurant.*

Kaiba:(Walks up to the person who orders the food). Um, excuse me?

Food ordering lady: Yeah, what do you want? Oh! Here, you can be seated there.

Kaiba: I don't want to be seated. Can you order food to go here?

Food ordering lady: Hmm. I don't know, ask the cashier lady.

Kaiba: Fine(Walks over to the cashier lady). Can you order food to go here?

Cashier lady:(In a very manly voice). Hmm. I don't know, why don't you ask the chief. Okay, cutie buns.

Kaiba: Uh, okay(Walks over to the kitchen). Can I talk to the chief?

Chief:(Comes out). Wlakin ogonlijofray. Quwlitringjgo.

Kaiba:? Um, can you order food to go here?

Chief: Oh, I don't know.

Kaiba: You speak English?

Chief: Yeah, I was just making up those words in case you were going to make a bad comment on my food. It always works.

Kaiba:(Rolls his eyes). Do you know someone who would know?

Chief: The owner of the place. He's at the top of the building.

Kaiba: Fine(Walks up the stairs).

*A half an hour later.*

Kaiba:(Finally walks up all ten flights of stairs, wheezing and panting).

Owner of the restaurant: What do you want?

Kaiba: Can(pant) you(wheeze) order food to go here?

Owner of the restaurant: Hmm. . . . I don't know.

Kaiba: What?!

Owner of the restaurant: Follow me.

Kaiba: Great.

Owner of the restaurant: We'll go visit some people(Walks toward an elevator).

Kaiba: Figures. I find the elevator after I walk up all of those flights. . .

*On the first floor.*

Owner of the restaurant:(Goes up to cashier lady). Is it alright if this boy. . .

Kaiba: Gr.

Owner of the restaurant:(Ignores Kaiba). Could order food to go.

Cashier lady:(In a manly voice).Anything is alright with me. You will just have to ask the chief(Batts her eyelashes at Kaiba).

Owner of the restaurant and Kaiba:(Go to the chief).

Chief: Hmm. If it's alright with the food ordering lady.

Owner of the restaurant and Kaiba:(Go to he food ordering lady).

Food ordering lady: Sure, it's fine with me. Long if it's alright with the owner.

Kaiba: This is a smart bunch. . .

Owner of the restaurant: It's alright with me. Why don't you go to the cashier and look at what you can eat. Then, you can call her up(Walks off).

Kaiba: Great.

*Out side.*

SAJ:(Having the time of her life fiddling with all the gadgets in the limousine). I wonder what this button does. . . . And this! This is sooooo much fun!

*Back in the restaurant.*

Kaiba:(Looking at the menu, trying not to notice the cashier licking her lips at him). Um, I think I'm ready.

Cashier lady: I'll page the food ordering lady for you(Puffs out her chest).

Kaiba: Okay.

Food ordering lady: So, what do you want?

Kaiba: Do you, um, make hamburgers?

Food ordering lady:(Blink). Sir, this is a Mexican restaurant.

Kaiba: Fine. Um, I'll have. . .

*Two hours after Kaiba first went into the restaurant.*

Kaiba:(Comes out holding some to go backs with a hole bunch of red lipstick from the cashier lady).

SAJ: Oh, you're back already?

Kaiba: Here's your food(Shoves the food bag into SAJ's hands).

SAJ: But I wanted a hamburger!

Kaiba: That was a Mexican restaurant.

SAJ: Okay, lets go to Burger King!

Kaiba:(Groans). Now?

SAJ: Yeah! I want hamburgers!

Kaiba: Can this day get any worse?

*At Burger King.*

Limousine:(Pulls up to the to go area).

Kaiba:(Looks at the speaker). Hello?

Person talking through the speaker: Welcome to Burger King. Would you like to have our new Triple Whopper Seafood Delight?

Kaiba: No thanks.

Person talking through the speaker: Are you sure? It's really good, and it's good for you too!

Kaiba: I said no thanks.

Person talking through the speaker: You will get everything else half off if you buy it.

SAJ: Buy it!

Kaiba: Fine. I will have one Triple Whopper Seafood Delight, and one Whopper.

Person talking through the speaker: Will that be all for you?

Kaiba: Yes.

Person talking through the speaker: Are you sure?? We have some delicious good for you Fries. They come in Jumbo size too.

SAJ: We'll also have some Fries! Jumbo size!

Kaiba: There goes all of my money. . .

Person talking through the speaker: Okay, one Triple Whopper Seafood Delight, one Whopper and two Super Size Fries.

Kaiba: One Super Size Fries.

Person talking through the speaker: That will be fifteen dollars and ninety-nine cents.

Kaiba: What?!

Limousine:(Pulls up to the window).

Kaiba: This is a rip off.

SAJ: Food!!(Starts jumping up and down). Food! Food! Food! Food! Food! Food! Food! Food. Food! Food! Food! Food! Food!

Kaiba: Stop it.

SAJ: Food! Food! Food! Food! Food! Food! Food!

Kaiba: Great. . .

*At SAJ's house.*

Kaiba: Good by.

SAJ: I had a great time!

Kaiba: Good by.

SAJ: I loved the food.

Kaiba: Good by.

SAJ: And the Limousine is just wonderful!

Kaiba: Good by.

SAJ: This was a wonderful date!

Kaiba: Good by.

SAJ: By!(Walks off).

Kaiba: Finally. . .

SAJ: Oh, I forgot!(Comes back).

Kaiba: Great.

SAJ:(Kisses Kaiba on the cheek).

Kaiba:??

SAJ: Good night!

Kaiba: Uh. . . .

TAB: Well, looks like that date went well. We'll be back tomorrow where SAJ will play a game and say adios to some of the boys.

Touya: You shouldn't say that kind of stuff.

TAB: Fine, she'll get rid of some of the boys she doesn't like. Well, we'll be back tomorrow!. . . Camera people, you can turn the camera off now.

Yusuke: You can't escape me that easily!(Runs after the camera people).

Camera people:(Run off with Yusuke chasing after them).

TAB: Till next time!

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TAB: Thanks to all of you who read it all the way through!! And, sorry about the Burger King spot, I didn't know how to put the speaker thingy, thingy. Um, thingy?

SAJ: You are so strange.

TAB: ^_^ Well, I'm also sorry about the spelling, if I spelled anything wrong. Like I said before, I suck at spelling.

Also, I don't have anything against cross-dressers, or gay people. I just like to torture Kaiba. It was fun. . .^_^

Once again, thank you Tenshi Bane, InsaneAuthoress, and my sister SAJ, for reviewing! I would at least like three reviews before I upload my next chapter! Am I asking for to much?? Hmm. . .

SAJ: This was a short chapter.

TAB: Yeah. Well, thanks for reading, and please review.

Thanks.