Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Bachelorette SAJ ❯ The Dating Game Part 1 ( Chapter 3 )

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Hello! I got the next chapter up! Yeah!! I'm soo happy! Also, I'm going to be gone for a while so I wont be able to upload the next chapter till, um, maybe Thursday. I might be able to upload the next chapter Wednesday or Tuesday, it depends. Of course that's if any of you care.

To my reviewers!

To my sister, SAJ- thanks for reviewing! I really appreciate it. I'm so happy that you actually take the time to review all of the my chapters!

To Tenshi Bane- I thought that I scared you off with the thing I put in my last chapter. But, thanks sooo much for reviewing. Also, upload the next chapter in your story soon. It's really good!

Thanks to all!

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Yu Yu Hakusho. But, I do own me, TAB, and my sister(yes, I own her in this fan fiction) SAJ.

SAJ:(Pouting). I don't want to be owned.

TAB: Just till the end of this fan fiction!

SAJ: Really?

TAB: But that wont be soon.

SAJ:(Continues to pout).

Enjoy!

Chapter three: The dating game


TAB: Welcome! Today SAJ will play the dating game with the boys and eliminate five of them! Five boys will go home with broken hearts, and eleven will stay to go to the next round!

SAJ: So, where are the boys?

TAB: You're still here?

SAJ: Duh.

TAB: You were supposed to get the boys!!

SAJ: Oh, okay. By!

TAB: Wait! You must get them in this order, okay??

SAJ: Sure. What-ever.

TAB: Okay, get Hiei, Tristen and Bakura first. Then get Yami Marik, Kuwabara and Marik. Yami Yugi, Duke, and Rishid. Yami Bakura, Shadi and Kurama. Then the last Yugi, Joey and Yusuke. Got it?

SAJ: Sure! See yeah!(Walks out).

Touya: I don't think she listened to you.

TAB: You know, I have that exact feeling. . .

SAJ: Okay, the first person I will get will be. . . Um, Hiei! Right? Okay. . . Where is Hiei??(Looks around). I know! That way!

*An hour later.*

SAJ: I think that's his house. . . Wait, does Hiei have a house? Who cares(Knocks on the door).

Yami Yugi:(Opens the door). Hello?

SAJ: Oh. Well, I suppose I can bring you back! Come on. We have to go back to the place, okay?

Yami Yugi: Sure!(Walks out).

Yugi: Hey! Wait for me!!

SAJ: I don't think you were supposed to come with me the first time, but who cares right?

*A while later.*

SAJ: Hey TAB! Got two guys!

TAB: You weren't supposed to get them right away!!!

SAJ: Oh, well see yeah! Have to get more boys!

Yami Yugi: Strange.

Yugi: Tall. . .

SAJ:(At Duke's house). Okay, hello??

The door:(Opens).

Duke:(Comes out looking mysteries).

SAJ: What's up?

Duke: I finally figured out how to do that disappearing act Shadi does.

SAJ: Really? Cool! How?

Duke:(Holds up a smoke bomb).

SAJ: Uh. . .

Smoke bomb:(Hits the ground and makes a lot of smoke come up).

Duke and SAJ:(Coughing).

SAJ:(Looks around when the smoke clears). Duke, I think it was supposed to make you disappear.

Duke: Yeah, I suppose I haven't mastered it. . . Well, lest get going!

SAJ: Okay, have to get more boys!

*A while later.*

SAJ and Duke:(In front of Kurama's house).

SAJ: Hello?

Hiei:(Opens the door and glares out). What do you want?. . .(Suddenly looks horrified). I-I-it's her!!! Ek!(Runs off).

Kurama:(Comes out holding Hiei). Sorry about that. He's been having nightmares about you ever since he first saw you.

Hiei:(Trying to get out of Kurama's clutches).

SAJ: I don't know if I should take that as a compliment, or not. . . Well, lets get more boys!

*A little while later.*

SAJ, Duke, Kurama and Hiei, who's still trying to get out of Kurama's clutches:(Staring at Yusuke's door).

SAJ: Hello??

Yusuke: Howdy!(Comes out).

Kuwabara:(Comes out). Will there be food when we get there?

SAJ: Sure!

Yusuke:(Looks at Hiei). So, you actually got him to come. I thought he was going to escape to the Makai Realm because SAJ couldn't find him there.

Kurama: I managed to stop him.

Kuwabara: Food! Can't wait!

Duke:(Throws a dice at Kuwabara).

Kuwabara: Hey!!

*A little while later.*

SAJ, Duke, Kurama, Hiei who's still trying to get out of Kurama's clutches, Yusuke and Kuwabara:(Staring at Joey's door).

SAJ: Hello?

Joey:(Walks out). Hello?. . . . It's the girl!! It's the girl! She's actually here! She's. . . Here(Faints).

Tristen: Not again(Sighs and walks out).

SAJ: Well, lets get more boys!

Duke: How many more houses are we going to go to?

SAJ: I don't know! Off we go!

*A little while later.*

SAJ, Duke, Kurama, Hiei who's still trying to get out of Kurama's clutches, Yusuke, Kuwabara, Tristen and Joey who's being carried by Tristen:(Staring at Marik's door).

SAJ: I'm not going to say hello again. Boys! Come out!

Marik:(Comes out). I was wondering when you'd come.

Yami Marik:(Comes out grinning insanely evilly). Hello potential souls for the Shadows to devour.

Yami Bakura:(Comes out thinking really hard). Shadow Realm, or World of Eternal Darkness?

Yami Marik:(Pauses). World of Eternal Darkness.

Yami Bakura: Okay(Stops thinking). Hello.

SAJ: Okay! Only three more boys to go!

Bakura:(Comes out). Have you already left?

Yusuke: We're right here.

Bakura:(Blushes). Oh. Hi SAJ(Blushes even more).

Rishid:(Comes out). Is it time to go master?

Marik: Yep!

SAJ: Okay! Time to go to the next house!

All of the boys: Lets go to the place we're supposed to go first.

SAJ: Okay!

*A little while later.*

SAJ, Duke, Kurama, Hiei who's still trying to get out of Kurama's clutches, Yusuke, Kuwabara, Tirsten, Joey who's being carried by Tristen, Marik, Yami Marik, Yami Bakura, Bakura and Rishid:(Come in the building).

TAB: There you are!. . . SAJ! I told you to get three at a time. Not all of them at a time!!

SAJ: Oh. I still haven't got Shadi!

Touya: Actually he arrived here a few minutes ago.

SAJ: Oh, well! Lets get to it!. . . By the way, what are we doing?

Everyone:(Anime face fault).

*A little while later.*

SAJ:(Sitting behind a glass like thing). Okay, are the first contestants here?

TAB: Yep! Go ahead and ask the question!

SAJ: Okay! Contestant number one. Some guy made fun of me in a restaurant. What would you do to cheer me up?

Contestant number one/ Hiei: Makai Realm.

SAJ: Okay. I have no idea what that means. Okay, contestant number two, same question.

Contestant number two/ Tristen: Um, I would make them say that their sorry?

SAJ: Okay, I at least no what that means. Contestant number three. Same question.

Contestant number three/ Bakura: Well, I would tell you how beautiful you are(Blushes). Of course, I couldn't put into words how beautiful you are. ..

SAJ: Oh, how sweet! You don't have to say anything more!!!

Contestant number three/ Bakura: Oh, okay. . .

Contestant number two/ Tristen: No fair! He got a cheap shot!

SAJ: Okay. Next question! Okay! Contestant number one. You're going to take me on a date. Where you would you take me and what would we do?

Contestant number one/ Hiei: Makai Realm.

SAJ: Uh, okay. Contestant number two?

Contestant number two/ Tristen: I'd bring to, um, an amusement park.

SAJ: Okay, contestant number three?

Contestant number three/ Bakura: I'd bring you to a fancy restaurant with a candlelight dinner. Then we would walk to the beach and watch the sunset.

SAJ: Wow, you're good at this. . .

Contestant number two/ Tristen: No fair!!!

SAJ: Okay, next question! I'm very depressed. What would you do to cheer me up?

Contestant number one/ Hiei: Makai Realm.

SAJ: Uh, seriously! What does that mean! Well, contestant number two, same question.

Contestant number two/ Tristen: Um, I'm no good at this stuff. Well, I would take you to an amusement park?

SAJ: Uh, okay. Contestant number three??

Contestant number three/ Bakura: I would tell you that someone as beautiful as you shouldn't be depressed. Then, I would massage your back and temples until you feel a lot better.

SAJ: Wow, you are hitting my weak spot. . .

TAB: Stop daydreaming!! Get to the next question!

SAJ: Oh, right. Contestant number one. I ate to much sugar and I'm going on a rampage. What would you do?

Contestant number one/ Hiei: Makai Realm.

SAJ: Okay, contestant number two.

Contestant number two/ Tristen: Uh, I don't know. What is sugar high??

SAJ: Okay, Contestant number three, you're going to have a different question. It's freezing out. What would you do to warm me up?

Contestant number three/ Bakura: I would give you my coat, and hold you next to me.

SAJ:(Starts to daydream).

TAB: SAJ!!

SAJ: Oh, right. Contestant number one, same question.

Contestant number one/ Hiei: Makai Realm.

SAJ: Okay. Contestant number two. I'm exhausted. What would you do?

Contestant number two/ Tristen: I would let you go into a bubble bath?

SAJ: Okay, that's a good enough answer!

Everyone:(Sweatdrop).

SAJ: Okay, next question. Contestant number one! I have to play a solo tomorrow and I'm a nervous wreck. What would you do to keep my mind off the solo?

Contestant number one/ Hiei: Makai Realm.

SAJ: Okay, contestant number two?

Contestant number two/ Tristen: Okay, a guy leaves home. He goes left three times and finds three guys in black waiting for him. Where was he?

SAJ: Um, hm(Bites her lips). You know, I don't have time for this! I'll think about that later! Contestant number three, different question. I published a book. What would you do to make people buy it and like it.

Contestant number three/ Bakura: I'm sure everyone will love it.

SAJ: Uh(Starts to daydream, but stops). Contestant number one, same question.

Contestant number one/ Hiei: Makai Realm.

SAJ: Okay, contestant number two, different question. What do you wan to do with your life?

Contestant number two/ Tristen: I don't know really.

SAJ: Contestant number one?

Contestant number one/ Hiei: Makai Realm.

SAJ: Contestant number three?

Contestant number three/ Bakura: I don't know, but I hope I will be with you in the future.

SAJ: Wow, cool!

TAB: Okay. Chose which one you want to eliminate.

SAJ: Right now??

TAB: Duh! I just said right now.

SAJ: Oh, okay(Thinks really hard).

*An hour later.*

TAB: You're supposed to decide soon you know.

SAJ: Okay! Contestant number two! I will eliminate him!

TAB: Okay, the other contestants come out. Contestant number one.

Hiei:(Reluctantly comes out).

SAJ: He's soooo cute!!(Attempts to run after Hiei but is held back by TAB).

Hiei: I'm out of here!(Runs off).

TAB: Okay, contestant number three. The one you liked.

Bakura:(Comes out blushing). Nice to see you again.

SAJ: Same here!

TAB: Okay, this is th one you didn't pick. Come out contestant number two.

Tristen:(Comes out munching on a popsicle).

SAJ:(Eyeing the popsicle hungrily). Where did you get that?

TAB: Yeah! You aren't supposed to eat when you are answering SAJ's questions!

Tristen: I wasn't. Kuwabara just handed me this.

SAJ: Really! Can I have one?

Tristen: Sure, you just have to find Kuwabara.

SAJ: Cool!(Tries to go off and find Kuwabara but is held back by TAB).

TAB: Not yet. You have four more of three contestants left.

SAJ: That was confusing. . .(Walks up to the spot she was originally at).

Touya: The contestants are in place.

SAJ: Okay, contestant number one. Some guys made fun of me in a restaurant. What would you do to cheer me up?

Contestant number one/ Yami Marik: I would force them to duel me in the Shadow. . . World of Eternal Darkness. There, I will slowly take away their sanity. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!

SAJ: Uh, okay. Contestant number two, same question.

Contestant number two/ Kuwabara: I would throw food at them.

SAJ: Okay, contestant number three?

Contestant number three/ Marik: I would make them my mind slaves. I will make suer no one will make fun of you.

SAJ: Oh, how sweet. . . . But not as sweet as Bakura. . . .

TAB: Next question.

SAJ: Oh, right. Contestant number one. It's freezing out. What would you do to warm me up?

Contestant number one/ Yami Marik: I would take you to the World of Eternal Darkness! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!

SAJ: >_< Contestant number two?

Contestant number two/ Kuwabara: I would give you my jacket.

SAJ: ^_^ Much better! Contestant number three?

Contestant number three/ Marik: I would, well I don't have a jacket. Um, I would, um take you to a fancy restaurant and hope that it is warm inside.

SAJ: Okay. Contestant number two. I'm very depressed. What would you do to cheer me up?

Contestant number two/ Kuwabara: Well, I would make a complete fool out of myself. I seem to do that a lot.

SAJ: Okay, contestant number three, same question.

Contestant number three/ Marik: I would take over Kaiba's mind and make him do the tea pot dance again.

SAJ: Okay. Contestant number two. I ate to much sugar and I'm going on a rampage. What would you do?

Contestant number two/ Kuwabara: Um, I never heard of a sugar rampage. . .

SAJ: Things some people are missing out on. Contestant number three, sam question.

Contestant number three/ Marik: Well, I would let you go on a sugar rampage. I've always personally liked going sugar rampages.

SAJ: Really? Cool! Well, contestant number two, you're going to take me on a date. Where would you take me and what would we do?

Contestant number two/ Kuwabara: Well, I would take you to a restaurant and then you can decide where you would love to go.

SAJ: Okay! Contestant number three, same question!

Contestant number three/ Marik: Well, I would take us to a restaurant and toy with the waiter. Then we would have a dessert of your choice.

SAJ: Okay. Contestant number. . .

Contestant number one/ Yami Marik: You forgot me again!

TAB: Yeah, you have been avoiding contestant number one.

SAJ: That's because he's scary!!

TAB: Oh, so you want to eliminate him?

SAJ: Duh!

TAB: Okay, contestant number two and three come up.

Kuwabara: Uh hi. . . Here's a popsicle(Runs off back toward the buffet).

Marik: So, I knew you wouldn't keep Yami Marik for long!

Yami Marik:(Comes out steaming). You didn't even. . . Potential souls for the Shadows to devour!!(Runs off).

TAB: Well, that's all for now. We are running late, so we are going to have to cut it in half. Stay tunned! Next time SAJ will ask th rest of the boys a series of questions and eliminate. . .(Starts to count with her fingers).

SAJ: Three more boys!

TAB: Till tomorrow!

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Yeah! Thanks to all who got through that! I'm sorry I didn't make every boy go through that, it's just that I didn't want to make it really long. So, I hope you liked it!!

Also, sorry for the spelling mistakes if I had any. I'm sure that I have a lot. Like I said many times before, I'm a horrible speller!

And, if I didn't do something right, like when Tristen said that riddle to SAJ, I don't think that was exactly right. So I'm also sorry if I didn't do a good job describing things or, you know.

Well, thanks again Tenshi Bane and SAJ for reviewing! I really appreciate it!

Please review!

Thanks!