Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Bachelorette SAJ ❯ SAJ and Kurama's Date, SAJ and Bakura's Date, and Elimination ( Chapter 12 )

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Hey everyone! I'm baaaccckkkkk!!! ^^ Believe it or not. Just took me long enough, huh? Sorry about that but my computer got a virus for two weeks, then I went on vacation for two weeks. So I wasn't able to write the next chapter. But, now, it's here!!

To those wonderful people who reviewed!:

Kuroi Ryu- Thanks a LOT for reviewing! ^^ I really appreciate it!

To Sajy-chan- Sorry for interrupting the kiss. But, it was sooo much fun! ^^ Oh, I'll just get dad to make pudding. There, do ya feel better? Also, you shouldn't be so obsessed with Hiei. I mean, you might not end up with him.(Grins evilly).

To Kirei- You seem hard to please. I'm surprised that you didn't fall asleep with this fic. I hope I did an alright job. Thanks sooo much for the compliment! ^^

To Mamma Cat- Uh, er, having fun have conversations with yourself? Well, actually random people? Heh, Heh, Heh. Um, thanks for the name. I'll use it. Well, you'll see. Thanks for reviewing! ^^

ToAnimegirl222- Thanks soo much for reviewing, but please don't hyperventilate in the process. Also, thanks sooo much for the names. ^^ Thanks!!!

Tof Kuramas girl youko rox shuichii is da bomb- Kurama- is- yours? WHAT?! He's mine!!! Okay, so no one owns him, but I can still drool over his sexiness, right? But, sorry, I don't really bash Kurama, but, it was er, kinda, er, fun. . . Oh NO! I'm turning into my sis!!!! But, seriously thanks. . . And you can't ask for that! Kurama will, er, who ever SAJ picks will go on. Thanks.

To AMK- About the Herbal Essences. You know the commercial with the girls that use it, where they're in the shower scrubbing their hair. All a sudden the start screaming 'Yes' in a seductive tone. Ya know what I mean? Thanks for reviewing. I'm not sure if you'll be able to read this, with your parents and all. I hope everything is alright over there.

Thanks to ya all! ^^

Disclaimer: I don't own anything. But I do own the girl that seems to do everything! ^^

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Chapter Twelve: SAJ and Kurama's Date, SAJ and Bakura's Date, and Elimination


TAB: Welcome back! Today SAJ will go on a date with foxy fox Kurama! What will happen?? Will she give him a kiss, or will she fail. . . again?(Cackles evilly).

Touya:(Sighs). Can we just bring SAJ in? She's been waiting out there for a while.

TAB: I'm not done talking. Besides it's her fault. I said to come in a little bit. Not right this minute.

Touya: But still. . . I'm going to go check on her.

TAB: Okay. Well, anyho, she'll be taken to exotic places and. . .

Touya: SHE'S GONE!

TAB: What?

Touya: She's gone. So is Kurama.

TAB: But, their date isn't supposed to start until. . Oh wow. I really did talk for a long time.(Stares at watch in amazement).

Touya: But, we have to get the camera's following them!

TAB: Huh? Oh, yeah. Well, I'll stop talking since this isn't a talk show where I'm talking. To find SAJ!!!!

*At Burger King.*

Kurama:(In the Limousine). Do we have to go every time??

SAJ: ^^ Yup!(Eating her Burger).

Kurama: Okay, where do you want to go?

SAJ: The Mall! ^____^

Kurama: Okay, um, driver? Take us there.

Driver:*In a cloak*(Nods).

*The Mall.*

SAJ: Oohhh!! Look at that!!!(Points her finger).

Kurama: The jewel store?

SAJ: No! The FOOD!!!

Kurama:(Sweatdrop).

TAB: There you are!

SAJ: Crap! We have to lose them again!(Grabs Kurama and runs off with him).

TAB: Grr. I'm going to get you!

Driver:(In the background slowly heading after Kurama and SAJ).

Another person:(Heading after Kurama and SAJ on the opposite side of the Driver).

*In a pet store.*

SAJ: I think we eluded them.

Kurama: That's nice.

SAJ: Ooohhh!!! Look at that!

Kurama: The cat?

SAJ: No. The food place on the other side!

Kurama:(Major sweatdrop).

SAJ: But, those kittens are sooo cute!!

Kitten:(Hisses at Kurama).

Kurama: Um. .

SAJ: It doesn't seem to like you. Good kitty!(Pets the kitten).

Kitten: Meow!

SAJ: I want this kitten!

Kurama: Um, okay. I'll buy it for you.

SAJ: You will? Thank you!(Walks toward the counter holding the kitten). Lets see, I'll call her, um, Cookie Dough! ^^

Kurama:(Mutters). Is all she thinks about is food??

SAJ: No, Cotton Candy! ^_^ Yeah, I like that name better. Don't you Cotton Candy?

Kitten, now named Cotton Candy: Meow! ^^

Kurama:(Walks up to the counter). Here.

Counter girl: It's you!!!

SAJ:?? No. Not you again.

Girl that worked at Arby's until it was destroyed, gave tickets out at an amusement park, worked at Burger King and the drive in, was the manager of the paint-ball place and is now working at an animal buying shop: What are you doing here??!!!

SAJ: Uh, buying a kitten! ^^

Girl that worked at Arby's until it was destroyed, gave tickets out at an amusement park, worked at Burger King and the drive in, was the manager of the paint-ball place and is now working at an animal buying shop: Humph! I will get my revenge on you. Soon enough. I will.

SAJ: Okay, I'll be ready for you. Now, can you just accept the money so I can bring Cotton Candy home?

Girl that worked at Arby's until it was destroyed, gave tickets out at an amusement park, worked at Burger King and the driver in, was the manager of the paint-ball place and is now working at an animal buying shop: You named the cat Cotton Candy?

SAJ: Yup. Isn't it a cute name?

Girl that worked at Arby's until it was destroyed, gave tickets out at an amusement park, worked at Burger King and the driver in, was the manager of the paint-ball place and is now working at an animal buying shop: Yeah, kinda.

SAJ: So, what's your name?

Girl that worked at Arby's until it was destroyed, gave ticket out at an amusement park, worked at Burger King and the driver in, was the manager of the paint-ball place and is now working at an animal buying shop: Ayaka Jessie Animegirl222.

SAJ: What a odd, long name. . . Nice to meet you. But remember. We are rivals! I will be waiting for that day to come when you get your revenge. Now, come Cotton Candy, lets get some cotton candy! ^^ (Walks out of the shop).

Kurama: Wait up.

SAJ: Look! There's a wig shop! Lets go there.

Kurama: Okay.

*In the wig shop.*

SAJ: Try this on!(Puts a George Washington wig on Kurama).

SAJ: ^^ Doncha look cute! How 'bout this one? And this one? Oh! You have you try on this one!(Starts putting a whole bunch of wigs on Kurama's head).

Kurama: Why don't I put one on your head. Lets see. How about this one.(Puts a wig with long hair on SAJ's head).

SAJ: Oh!! I just love this one! Can you buy it for me?

Kurama: Sure.

SAJ: I'll be waiting for you outside near the cotton candy snack place! ^^

Kurama: Okay. . .

Driver:(Still in the background watching Kurama).

Another person:(Still in the background, now after SAJ).

*In another part of the Mall.*

TAB: Where is she?

Touya: She couldn't have gone this far.

TAB: What do you know?

Touya: Because we've been walking for a long time now.

TAB: Fine, lets head back. . .

Police man one: Excuse me miss.

TAB: Me??

Police man two: We have lost our friend Police man three. Do you know where he went?

TAB: Nope. Sorry.

Police man one: We should have never let him be on his own. It's hopeless!

Police man two:(Wakes Police man one). Snap out of it! He's in here somewhere. We'll find him.

Police man one: Are you sure?

Police man two: I'm positive. Thank you ma'am for your time.

Touya: Did he just call you. . . 'Ma'am'???????

TAB: Are they, like, insane??

Touya: DID HE JUST CALL YOU A MA'AM?????!!!!!

TAB: Snap out of it. Lets continue to search for SAJ and Kurama.

*At the cookie dough snack place.*

SAJ:(Happily munching on cotton candy with Cotton Candy(A/N: She's not munching on the cat folks! Man that's confusing. .)). Yum. Thanks Kurama.

Kurama: Your welcome.

SAJ: So, what have you been up too, besides the date and all?

Kurama: It was really strange. Yesterday, three police men came to my door saying something about a stolen Viper. They seemed positive that I had it.

SAJ:(Trying to hide her panic stricken face). Mhm?

Kurama: Well, lets go.

Driver:(Jumps out). AHA!! I knew you had it!

Kurama: Pardon me?

Driver:(Takes off his cape). It is me! Police man three!

SAJ: Police man three? That's your name?

Police man three: And a noble name it is. My father, my grandfather, my great grandfather and so on were named like me.

SAJ: So all of them were named Police man three??

Police man three: Yes.

Kurama: I'm sorry, but what is this about??

Police man three: You just confessed that you had the Viper!

Kurama: I did??

Police man three: See?(Plays a tape).

Tape Police man three is playing: Son, get the bugger out of your nose. NO! Don't eat it!

SAJ and Kurama:(Confused). ????

Police man three:(Panicking). No! No! No! That's the wrong tape. . . Um, er, here it is!

Tape Police man three is playing: Shot the gun-No! Don't shot that person!--

Police man three: ARGH!(Turns tape recorder off). I'll get you next time!(Runs off).

SAJ and Kurama:(Still confused). ????

SAJ: That was odd.

Kurama: Shall we be going??

SAJ: Yeah. Lets go.

TAB: There you are!

SAJ: Darn! They found us!!

TAB: You know, it's like, six. It's time to go home.

SAJ: Darn! You ruined the date. Kurama would have bought more stuff for me.(Pouts). Fine, come on Kurama. Lets go.

Another person:(Still stalking in the background).

*At the building.*

SAJ: I had a great time. ^^ I'm sure Cotton Candy had a great time too, right?

Cotton Candy:(Hisses at Kurama).

Kurama: I had a good time too.

SAJ: By!(Pecks Kurama on the cheek).

Kurama:(Walks off).

Another person: Hn. I see you're date didn't go that well.

SAJ: Huh? Hiei? What are you. .?

Hiei: I was following you.

SAJ: You know if TAB found that out she would disqualify you.

Hiei: So?

SAJ: Okay. But, why are you here??

Hiei: I didn't get my kiss yesterday.

SAJ:(Goes red). Huh? What?

Hiei:(Kisses SAJ).

SAJ: ????

Hiei: I'll be off now.(Disappears).

SAJ: ^___^ Come back anytime Hiei! Man! This was a great day huh Cotton Candy?

Cotton Candy: Meow! ^^

*Outside the building.*

TAB: Well, tomorrow SAJ will go on a date with Bakura. Stay tuned for tomorrow. Oh-ho! I hope SAJ doesn't lock me out again!(Runs off).

*The next day.*

TAB: Today SAJ will be going on a date with Bakura. Where will they go? I have no clue, but we have planted a tracking device on SAJ so we can always find her, see?(Shows tracking device).

Touya: SAJ and Bakura just left.

TAB: Ha! But they won't escape us! Lets get them!(Runs out the door).

*In the Limousine.*

SAJ: Can I open my eyes?

Bakura: Not yet.

SAJ: Now?

Bakura: Not yet.

SAJ: NOW?!

Bakura: Um, not yet.

SAJ:(Frowns). I hate surprises.

Bakura: Okay. . .

SAJ: Can I open my eyes?

Bakura: No.

SAJ: Grr. . Hey! What's that smell. . . . It smells like, like, like Burgers!!!

Bakura: How did you know??

SAJ: My nose always knows! ^^

*At destination.*

SAJ:(Drooling). Can I eat the Burger yet?

Bakura: Not yet. Oh, you can open your eyes.

SAJ:(Opens eyes and jumps at the Burger).

Bakura:(Grabs the Burger and takes it out of reach).Not yet. Take a look around.

SAJ:(Still drooling). Okay.(Takes a look around). We're at a park.

Bakura: Yup! ^^ I reserved this park just for us. There will only be a few other people here but not the usually mob.

SAJ: That's sooo cool! Thanks! ^___^ . . . Now, can I eat my Burger??

Bakura:(Sighs). Sure(Hands the Burger to SAJ).

SAJ: Yummy!

*A little while later.*

SAJ: I wanna go on the swings!(Runs off to the playground).

Bakura:(Walks off after her).

SAJ:(Swinging). So what do you have planned?

Bakura:(Sits on the swing next to SAJ). Well, I brought some Roller Blades, so we could go around the park. Then I brought some beach stuff, so we can swim in the ocean.

SAJ: Does the ocean have algae?

Bakura: No. Come on.

SAJ: Okay. . .

*A few minutes later.*

SAJ: Help!!!!!!(On Roller Blades).

Bakura:(Also on Roller Blades). It's alright. Here.(Grabs SAJ by the waist).

SAJ: Yeah! ^^ I'm standing.

Bakura: Now, lean to the right and move your leg a little bit.

SAJ:(Does what Bakura tells).

Bakura: Now the left. See, you're doing great.

SAJ: Yeah! I'm actually on Roller Blades and I'm not falling down! ^^ Yupee!

*After a while of going around the park on Roller Blades.*

SAJ: I'm ready to go swimming! ^^

*At the beach.*

Bakura:(In the water). Where's SAJ??

SAJ: Bonzi!(Jumps in).

Water:(Splashes everywhere).

Bakura: Ack!

SAJ:(Starts splashing Bakura with water). Mwahahaha!! You'll never get away from the Splashinator!!! ^^

Bakura:(Gone).

SAJ: Huh? Where didja go??

Bakura:(Behind SAJ). Gotcha now!(Throws a whole bunch of water at SAJ).

SAJ: Argh! You got the Splashinator!

Bakura and SAJ:(Laugh).

SAJ: Oh! I forgot about something. Be right back!(Walks off).

Bakura: I wonder where she went. . .

Beach Ball:(Hits Bakura in the head).

Bakura: What?

SAJ: Beach Ball war! ^^

Bakura:(Throws the Beach Ball at SAJ).

SAJ:(Throws the Beach Ball at Bakura).

Bakura:(Throws the Beach Ball at SAJ).

Beach Ball:(Goes past SAJ and hits someone up in a tree).

Someone up in a tree(A/N: Try and guess who it is! ^^ It's easy!):(Falls down).

Bakura: You alright?(Walks up to see if Someone up in a tree was alright).

Someone up in a tree:(Gone).

SAJ:(Frowns). Come on. Lets forget about that. Lets have some fun!(Drags Bakura out in the water).

*A while later.*

SAJ and Bakura:(Sitting on swings watching the sunset).

Bakura: This is beautiful isn't it? SAJ?. . . SAJ???

SAJ: Zzzzzz. Zzzzzz. Zzzzz. Zzzzzz.

Bakura:(Chuckles). I guess I'll bring you home.(Goes to pick SAJ up).

SAJ:(Doesn't move).

Bakura: Gosh, I'm either to small, or those Burgers she eats have really effected her wait.(Manages to pick up SAJ and stagers back to the Limousine).

*At SAJ's home.*

Bakura:(Manages to get SAJ inside and places her on the couch). Well, that should do. Have pleasant dreams. See you tomorrow.(Walks off).

*Outside.*

TAB: That device didn't work! Argh! Well, poor Bakura didn't even get a peck on the cheek. To bad. But tomorrow, SAJ will have to get rid of one boy. Who will be sent home with out the prize(SAJ). We'll see who she gets rid of tomorrow! 'Till then, I'm going to try and find a better device.

*The next day.*

SAJ:(Yawns). I'm tired.

TAB: You slept the whole day!

SAJ: I'm tired.

Cotton Candy: Meow! ^^

SAJ: Hey Cotton Candy! ^^

TAB: Where did you get that cat?

SAJ: Kurama bought her for me! Isn't she just adorable!

TAB: Great.(A/N: Another thing to put in the disclaimer. . . . Okay, back to disclaimer: I don't own Cotton Candy. She really doesn't exist.).

SAJ: Okay, I think I'm read to decide.

TAB: But you still have another half hour.

SAJ: Okay, I'll decide then we'll celebrate! ^^

TAB:(Sweatdrop). Okay. Touya, bring in the guys.

Touya: Okay!(Disappears behind the door).

Kurama, Bakura, Hiei and Touya:(Come through the door).

SAJ: Okay! Lets get right down to it. Hiei. Come forward.

Hiei:(Zooms forward).

SAJ: I had a great time on my date. But, you were kind of controlling when you stalked me and Kurama on our date and then watched me and Bakura's date from a tree. So, please don't be that way. But, I'm going to keep you, even though you were kinda untrusting. So, you get. . Grape Juice! ^^ (Hands Hiei Grape Juice).

TAB: What?!

SAJ: I told you we were going to celebrate so the guys that go through get Grape Juice. ^^

Hiei:(Looks at the Grape Juice repulsively). What is this?

SAJ:(Thinking fast). It's blood, but you can't drink it until I tell you.

Hiei:(Nods and zooms back to where he was playing with his 'blood').

SAJ: Kurama.

Kurama:(Walks up to SAJ).

Bakura:(Sighs).

SAJ: I had a great time on the date with you. And thanks for the wig, and Cotton Candy. But I just don't feel right with you. I'm sure you'll find the one for you, but I'm just not it. So, that's why, you've been eliminated.

Kurama:(Nods).

SAJ: Bakura!

Bakura:(Sighs with relief and walks up to SAJ).

SAJ: I had a great time on my date. Though, sorry for falling asleep. I might of ruined it. .

Bakura: It's fine. I had a great time as well.

SAJ: You're kind and make the best of every situation, that's why you're staying. Now, here's your Grape Juice.

Bakura:(Takes the Grape Juice).

SAJ: Oh, I forgot to do this on our date!(Kisses Bakura).

Bakura:(Goes flaming red).

Hiei:(Gives Bakura a death glare).

SAJ: ^^ To wonderful dates, and guys!(Lifts the Grape Juice).

Bakura: To the beautiful SAJ.(Lifts his Grape Juice).

SAJ:(Blushes furiously).

Hiei: Hn.(Lifts his 'blood').

SAJ, Bakura and Hiei:(Drink).

Hiei: What the?! This isn't blood!!

SAJ: Whoops, he found out. Heh, heh, heh.

Hiei: Hn.

TAB: Well, that went well. And for all you girls out there who are dying to have Kurama, he's now free. ^^ Tomorrow SAJ will go on a date with Hiei. Their final date together. What exciting things will happen? Well, you have to stay tuned. 'Till next time.

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Please don't mind all the spelling mistakes. I had to rush. I hope there isn't to much spelling mistakes!!

Once again thanks to all. And here are the prizes! ^^ To Diana!

Diana: What do I get??

Tabby: I have a special present for you!

Diana: What? Do I get to kiss to guys again?

Tabby: Nope! Bring him in!

Eriki: Huh?

Diana: YEAHH!(Runs over and kisses Eriki).

Tabby: Okay, um, to AMK!

AMK: Yeah!

Tabby: A life time supply of Curly Fries!

Truck comes and dumps life time supply of Curly Fries.

AMK:(Jumps into the Curly Fries and starts munching on them).

Tabby: And, believe it or not, I'll just call ya Kurama's girl. K?

Kurama's girl: What?

Tabby: Kurama is now a Bachelor. So you can now hunt him down. ^^

Kurama's girl: Cool!

Tabby: But, not only that, I got him for you! Since, you were nice.

Kurama: What am I doing here? Wasn't I just at the ceremony??

Kurama's girl:(Runs after Kurama doing whatever she wants).

Tabby: I think that's all. But remember! PLEASE review! And have a nice day!! ^^

THANKS!