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User Name:ambitious_spirit
Name/Nick:Kurisuta Haiyuka
Last Visited On:Jul. 17th, 2005, 11:15:20, PDT
Registered On:April 04, 2003
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Biography:---INITIATING TRANSMISSION---

Kuri: Well, it’s that time again…school has begun and we’re all ready to kill someone---preferably Mad Cow
Lilya: Yeah, well, what about me, huh? You totally stopped writing my fic! About me! ME!
Kuri: Ah, pipe down, ya weasel, it’s Moni’s fault.
Moni: No it’s not, it’s my internet’s fault! *smacks internet*
Tari: Malomalomalomalomalomalomalomalomalomalomalomalomalomalo…
Yami: Is she still on that kick?
Kuri: Yup…ever since she---hey, since when?
Iz: My bad. I invited her over that one time---
Flash: Iz’s fault! Run after her with pitchforks-and-fire-mimicking-a-witch-hunt-of-the-seventeenth-century
Laura: Spider! *jumps Kuri*
Kallera: Dear pus-filled green monkeys, am I the only sane one here?
Ginny: nope, only me! Me! Mwahahahahaha! Orlando I choose you!
Heero: *pushed through the throngs of people* Somebody get to the bio already, before we all go insane!
Lilya: Who are you calling insane?
Steph: I think it was a general comment...but it applies to everyone.

Name: Kuri Quinn aka Kurisuta Rozumari Haiyuka
Age: Well, you see I could tell you that, but then I risk getting stalked by some psycho with a chainsaw and a shark fin on his back...
Looks: Red hair and green blue eyes---

Tari: She’s lying! She’s a blond! A BLOND I TELL YOU! WHY THE RUDDY HELL AM I DRESSED IN A PUMPKIN? *beat down by everyone else*
Kallera: And to think I wanted to join this page...
Steph: I glow! Look at me! I can fly! *zooms around in paper wings and halo*

Height: Tall enough that I tower over a lot of guys at the dances---and am dwarfed by my best guy friend. Use your imagination

Jo-Jo: Hah---you’re dwarfed.
Kuri: Shut up if you want to live until the ball, Alter Boy
Ginny: Hey, we’ve finally found someone as religious as Iz! *looks over at is who is praying in the hay with donkey* Or not...
Iz: I heard that...blasphemy
Tari: Blasphemy, shmashfemy...Malo

Weight: None of your damn business
Likes: Obviously, writing (mostly fanfiction), reading and drawing, and---

-Jo-jo: Blaming whoever’s closest for everything and then hitting them
Kuri: You’re still living, aren’t you?
Kallera: I want a purple butt-honking monkey from beyond the stars.
Ginny: Diddleedee! Diddleedee! *dancing around with a plushie moon and star*
Duo: Have we just walked into the twilight zone?
Trowa: ... .. .... ...... ...
Quatra: He says that it’s apparently a parrallel universe where mostly teenage girls make up stories about us.
Shane: He said all that? In a few ...’s?
Quatre: When you know him as well as I do---
Wu Fei: INJUSTICE! Winner, you will not finish that sentence!
Lex: Back to the bio...

Dislikes: Preppy people, girls who think guys are the best thing since fried salami, slutty clothes, authors that never finish their fic because they get to lazys (even though I happen to be one), Math, Science, DK Unit 1, MelHin and Arella-sensei and most of all---MADCOW!

Yami: Who is this Mad Cow? Isn’t that some sort of disease linked with beef?
Tari: Food?
Iz: Actually, Mad Cow is the Hitler of our school
Yami: No wonder I don’t know her...I tune out when you guys go to school. The football game is always on...
Steph: I want popcorn!


Here are my muses and some of the things they are known for saying:


“If the show fits, throw it out the window.” --- Kuri (Bow down and worship me!)

“Kuri! Since when do you have blond hair?” --- Tari (Bow to you? No way in hell!)

“That’s against my religion---by the way, I am the attitude. Don’t mess” --- Iz (Guh?)

“I have decided what I think of their human ritual of love---I hate it! Especially the part with the beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaannnss...” --- Kallera (Did you know that if you put therapist in two words, you get ‘the rapist’ ?)

“Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, I’m going to eat some worms---which I just found out are low in fat!” ---Ginny (Orlando, I choose you! I’m an alcoholic drink!)

“Spider!!!!” ---Menace to Society ( I wonder if Bob and Eddie will get married?)

“I’m all alone...I have no friends...there’s no one here, beside me...” Flash (You people sicken me)

“Came? But I thought he was already there!” ----Steph (I AM the Steph---oscope)


OTHER MUSES:
Heero: Hn. I have to go blow up a colony

Quatre: That’s so my job! Oh! It’s all my fault that you’re stealing people’s lines! All of it! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *get’s hit by Iz who doesn’t care how cute the chibi is* Why is there no air in space?

Lilya: Q-man, you’re cute...but you’re an idiot. Death to the Living...though Living to the Dead sounds nicer...and
Icicle over there probably wouldn’t mind giving Death to the living... Did you know that----? (All: SHUT UP!)

Lilya: Fine...

Heero: It listens...amazing

Lilya: I heard that, Heero-I’ve-got-a-fucking-mission-Yuy...

Steph: Don’t swear! I’m an angel! *floats up into heaven as everyone stares before going back to speaking*

Duo: I am Shinigami!

Trowa: I have no name...

Iz: Hey! That’s my line! I stole it from you!

Kuri: Shut up Iz and let us get on with the introductions...

Iz: Party pooper!

Quatre: Everything is always my fault! Why isn’t there any air in space?

Wu Fei: Injustice!

Shane: SIBLEY! WHERE DID YOU HIDE MY GUNDAM?

Sibley: I heard my name?

Relena: Eleven! * is killed for the god-knows-what-more time*

Heero: Omae o koruso

Lilya: You just did.

Heero: I knew that

Okay, so ye know my muses and you know me…
Read Tari’s fics!
Sorry, just had to put that in…
DEATH TO DETENTION AND ANY OTHER OBSTACLE YOU FUN-REVOKING NAZIS CAN PUT IN MY WAY TO WORLD DOMINATION! DAMN YOU ALL! I WILL ONE DAY HAVE YOUR JOBS AND YOU WILL BE BUYING ASPARAGUS FROM ME! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH---- * Tari drags her off*
Tari: Okay, Kuri, go to your happy place now...chocolate covered chocolate...
Iz: Is that possible?
Dafydd: Where the hell am I? Red, what the hell is going on? If I bloody well find out any of this is your idea---

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