Beyblade Fan Fiction ❯ Among the Stars ❯ Down the hole we go! ( Chapter 3 )

Misa: It's here! It's here!

Sakuya: What's here?

Misa: The first real chapter of Among the Stars, duh!

Angel: Finally! Something to do!

Tysha: Do I have to so a lot?

Misa: Not too much… I think -_-;

Ryu: Start the story!

Misa: Nikey, would you do the honors?

 

(Disclaimer:) Nikey: Misa1120 does not, nor will she ever own Beyblade, Sakuya, Ryu, Tysha, or me.

 

Misa: Oh, yeah! Sorry for making you wait so long. I've been busy a lot lately… right. On wit da story!

 

Scene 1: Down the hole we go!

 

Angel: *clears throat* Hello and welcome to—

Girls: *giggles*

Angel: *clears throat again* I said, welcome to—

Girls: *giggles*

Angel: *slams giant book on nightstand* SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Girls: O.O;;;

Angel: Like I was saying. Welcome to the I WUV KITTIES Club! Since this is our first meeting, let's say our names. Hi, my name is Angel. :D

Tysha: I'm Tysha everybody.

Ryu: Ryu's name is Ryu! *jumps up and down*

Sakuya: Ohayo, I'm Sakuya Lin.

Nikey: Name's Nikey, pleased to meet ya.

Angel: Now that that's over, any questions?

Sakuya: *raises hand*

Angel: Yes, Sakuya?

Sakuya: Uh… yeah, why do we have to say our names if we've known each other for 3 years?

Angel: CUZ THIS IS OUR FIRST GOD DAMN MEETING! IT'S IN THE FUCKING BASICS!

Sakuya: Um… o-kay…

Angel: *perks back up* Any other questions?

Ryu: Do we have our own website?

Angel: Yup!

Ryu: Ooh, ooh! What does Ryu's look like?

Tysha: *bonks Ryu on the head* You doofus! It's a club website!

Ryu: ACK! I'm not a doofus! *whimpers*

Nikey: Yeah. She's just a banana brained Baka Saru!

Ryu: I'm not a monkey, Nick! *turns to Angel* Got any bananas?

Angel: *points to bed* Yuppers!

Ryu: *chomps on banana* Yayy! *bounces off walls*

Sakuya: *teases* Baka Saru! Baka Saru!

Ryu: Not a monkey!!!

Nikey: Hey Angie, can we see the website?

Angel: Uh-huh. C'mon.

Girls: *crowd around Angel's computer*

Angel: The website's address is www.IWUVKITTIES.com *types it in* (A/N: no, this is not a real website! sorry guys! ^_^;;;)

 

The screen goes lavender and a chibi anime kitten comes on the screen doing the cancan.

 

Sakuya: It's soooooooooo kawaii!

Nikey: *agrees* It is! I want one!

Ryu: *chomps on banana* Ryu does too!

Tysha: Guys, it's on our website for crying out loud!

Angel: SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm not done, y'know!

Tysha: You cuss too much!

Angel: *glares*

Girls: *hushed*

Angel: *back to being peppy* When the kitty is done dancin' it asks you to either login or register. Your login names are the first letter of your name and the word `kitty'. Your password is the name of your Bitbeast.

Ryu: *points to flashing cat paw* What does that mean?

Angel: That means that we gots mail. Yeah! Our first kitty-letter! Who's bad? We is!

Tysha: Who would send us a kitty-letter? We didn't tell anyone about the club…

Angel: *explains* It's posted on the internet, dumdum! Anyone who sees our little webby and wants to join has to send a letter and register.

Sakuya: That flashin's hurting my eyes! Read the God damn letter already!

Angel: *mumbles* O-kay, o-kay. Don't get your tail all tied up in a knot. -_-;

 

Angel clicked on the flashing cat paw. The screen went completely black.

 

Ryu: *finishes banana* What happened?

Tysha: *shrugs shoulders*

 

Three seconds later, a message plays across the screen. It says “CONGRATULKATIONS!!! You've just won a free trip to another dimension! Claim your prize in 10 seconds…… or else!”

 

Nikey: Is this for real?

Sakuya: *rolls eyes* What a cheesy ad.

Ryu: *gets another banana* I wanna go!

Tysha: ­­¬ .¬ Are you kidding me, Ryu?

Ryu: Ryu wants to go!

Angel: Shut up! There's three seconds left. I wanna see what happens!

 

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The screen went black again.

 

Tysha: Well… that was dumb.

 

Suddenly, an evil mechanical laugh echoed throughout the room.

 

Ryu: *whimpers* Scary! Scary!

Sakuya: Sheesh, Ryu! It's just a stupid program. You are such a Baka Saru.

Ryu: *chomps on banana* Not a monkey!

Nikey: Hey what's that? *points to little white dot on screen*

Angel: I dunno.

 

The white dot started swirling around and got bigger. It started sucking things in.

 

Sakuya: It's a frickin' wind tunnel!

Angel: HOLY FUCKING SHIT! It's pulling us in!

Tysha: Thank you captain obvious.

Ryu: My banana!

Nikey: How can you possibly think of food at a time like this? ¬.¬

Ryu: Easy peasy! *thinks about food* Yummy! *drools*

Sakuya: What are you thinking about now, Baka Saru?

Ryu: One: Not a monkey! And two: cream puffs, strawberry parfaits, coffee cakes, mud pies, ice-cream, chocolate filled doughnuts… *continues naming favorite sweets*

Angel: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?!!!

Tysha: Ryu, you are such a Baka Saru! Just when I thought you were actually maturing, BAM! You come back with more senseless shit!

Nikey: *points* Hey guys, look! There's a light at the end of the wind tunnel.girls: Eh?

 

The girls fell through the end of the tunnel and landed on something soft.

 

Angel: WTF?! *rubs backside*

Tysha: *groan* That's on my `Never-To-Do' List…

Sakuya: T.T Meowch! That smarts!

Ryu: @.@ Uhgn…

Nikey: *straightens back* I think we're on something…

 

The girls stumble off of the (very soft) thing they were on to reveal a man who was, at present, KO'd. He was slightly stout, with a white brush mustach. His outfit consisted of a brown suit, a matching brown bowl hat, and a cane.

 

Tysha: *dumps water on him* Get up, old man!

Sakuya: You should be more gentile. He's elderly, y'know…

Tysha: *rolls eyes* Wat ev.

Old man: *comes to* Wha? Where am I? Oh! I'm at home, aren't I? eyes girls Welcome, young ladies! I see that you have all faired well on your trip. My name is Mr. Dickinson. You can call me Mr. D.

Nikey: What do you want with us?

Angel: *scowls* Spill, old geezer!

Mr. D.: I have a proposition for you…

 

 

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TBC

 

Misa: Yayy! The first chappy is done!

Angel: Finally!

Ryu: How come I sound so dumb? It's not like I'm blonde or anything…

Nikey: I find that very offensive.

Ryu: *squeaks* Sorry, Nick!

Nikey: s'okay.

Misa: Once again, sorry for making you wait so long. I've been caught up in my other story “Memoirs of a D-Day Veteran.” If anyone has time, could you read that one, too? Anyways, R & R peoples. Ja ne!