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"We interrupt your fanfiction reading to bring you a special broadcast from the 24-hour
News channel via satellite, KNNNN."

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KNNNN (Kero's Nonstop Nonsense News Network)
By PikaFlash

3rd Edition (Season 2)

Disclaimers: All characters, ideas, and scenes belong to their respective owners as mention
in the credits of 8th Edition, Season 1.

Recap of Series: Kero's Nonstop Nonsense News Network is a news channel that has run for
nearly 20 years (or so they claimed). This news channel, under the Kero's Kable Network
also involves the journalistic talents of Kero, Eriol, Brock, Ash, Tai and Erika. And the
current competion on the new business of newstainment is KNNNN's Biggest rival of them all,
the BOXXXX News Network...and now on to KNNNN...

News Crew:
Kero Beros [kero_b@knnnn.com] - (Editor and Chief Commentator) - Cardcaptor Sakura
Eriol Hiragizawa [eriol_h@knnnn.com] - (Newscaster) - Cardcaptor Sakura
Ash Ketchum [ash_k@knnnn.com] - (Kanto Correspondent) - Pokemon
Erika Tenryou [erika_t@knnnn.com] - (Reporter at Large) - Medabots
Tai Yagami [tai_y@knnnn.com] - (Newsdude/Leading Investigative Journalist) - Digimon
Brock Blockhead [brock_b@knnnn.com] - (Head Musician of the Newsband) - Pokemon

*Channel Flip to KNNNN*

Tai Yagami was with General Butch at a awards ceromony.

Tai: So, after the war on the Digi-World, are you onto invading Hoenn next?

Butch: No, we're taking this one war after anothr.

*Gio Medal Ceromony - General Butch: Best on Ground*

Tai: And congragulations for getthing the Best on Ground medal at these awards. And on behalf
of KNNNN, here's a cheque for US$1000.

Butch: Thanks.

Tai: Back to you in the studio, Eriol.

*

Eriol: Tai reporting there, on the traditional after-war dinner, where the soldiers and their
wives celebrate a victory, over the Digi-World war and the awards ceromony for the Giovanni
medal.

*

Brock and the newsband played a song...

Brock: "In order of Gio...vanni!"

*

Kero: Yes, and extraordinary, from one popular person to another, as we look on the
extraordinary scenes all the way in Riverview, where people have claim to see human tears
coming from a statue of Space Medafighter X.

*~*

The camera shows photos of a statue of Space Medafighter X with tears in his eyes.

*~*

[Ash Ketchum - Kanto Correspondent (Email: ash_k@knnnn.com)]

Ash: Yes, and as you can see with the pictures on Space Medafighter X's statue, tears are
coming out of his eyes.

*

Kero: Yes, and two days after the discovery of the tears, fans of Space Medafighter X are now
heading towards Riverview to see it with their own eyes on the miracle.

Eriol: But is it a miracle or madness? Erika is live at Riverview.

*Live in riverview*

[Erika - Reporter at Large (erika_t@knnnn.com)]

Erika was standing in front of a house with a large crowd.

Erika: Incredible scenes here, as fans of Space Medafighter X are crowding around the place
where the statue is held. Fans have lighted 99 candles to mark Space Medafighter X's
winning streak against many Medafighters.

*

Ash: Any information on where the statue came from?

*

Erika: Well, the statue was bought from Nelvana as a limited edition Medabots character
and we believe that Space Medafighter X is trying to come back to us through his merchandise.

*

Eriol: We'll have more with Erika later on. And President Goku earlier has sent a petition
to make Space Medafightetr X an honorary Pokemon Trainer.

*Pokemon League Petition*

Kero: But now, let us look at the life of the greatest man who has ever lived in Japan,
Space Medafighter X.

*~*

Images of Space Medafighter X in the Anime series, Medabots.

"Space Medafighter X, formerly known as The Phantom Renagade, also formerly known as Hikaru
Agata, was a Medafighter with a boring job, until he started a game involving a stick and a
PokeBall."

Space Medafighter X was hitting a Pokeball with a stick to a wall.

"As a Medafighter, Space Medafighter X controls Medabots well, and survived the Anime
characters cut, unlike Pokemon Trainers like Gary Oak."

Space Medafighter X was robattling while Gary Oak was with a group of Cheerleaders.

*Bang!*

A group of Pokemons, Digimons and Medabots invaded the Digi-World...

"But the war on the Digi-World gave problems to the World Robattle Comission, very few
Medabots, which led to Space Medafighter X easily beating the survivors."

Space Medafighter X defeated his opponent.

"And as Space Medafighter X retired after a huge winning streak of 99 victories, it lead
to what Japan was originally doing, drifting into the Pacific aimlessly..."

Space Medafigher X waved at the fans.

"Will there ever be a Medafighter that can replace Space Medafighter X?"

A camera faces a Medal with the words "Space Medafighter X, always remembered, never
forgotten."

"No they can't."

*~*

Kero: Yes, its true. And as Space Medafighter X's official biographer, I have the new
Biography out next week, its called "Space Medafighter X, the Missing Years."

Eriol: And we'll have more miracles of Space Medafighter X soon.

Kero: Plus, up soon, the star of the latest fluff fanfic, unable to attend the premire. All
in a moment...

*Break*

[KNNNN: A Network of Heroes]

*

Sakura stares at a mirror.

"Sick of yourself?"

~

Sakura changes into

"Get Esteam Biotek Cosmetic Surgery Capsules"

Sakura eats a capsule.

~

"With 48% more Body ehancers than steroids..."

An image of Sakura has the words "Imperfect" in it, then, the capsules eject the
"Imperfect" out of the body, bringing in the "Perfect".

"Biotek Cosmetic Surgery Capsules will evacuate all your imperfections, making you highly
juvinated and more intelligent."

~

"Look at the results from this test!"

Before - Raichu

After - Pikachu

~

"Its providing 24-Hour Protectiong from being you..."

The "Perfect" Sakura faced the camera.

"'Biotek Cosmetic Surgery Capsules', its like plastic surgery in a pill."

~

"Esteam: Because you need it for confidence..."

*

[KNNNN Sunrise, with Mokuba and Rini...]

Mokuba and Rini were at thier respective chairs.

Mokuba: Welcome to KNNNN Sunrise, with Mokuba.

Rini: And Rini.

Mokuba: Did you hear about that horrific earthquake that hit the Digi-World and killed
1 million Digimons?

Rini: Yeah, it was horrible. But I wonder, how do the people count the death toll?

Mokuba: I don't know. Do you have an idea?

Rini: I guess someone will go around counting the dead bodies.

Mokuba: I see, but what happens if the counting person is also under the rubble.

Rini: Then, he would shout out the tally out from under the rubble.

Mokuba drinks the coffee.

Mokuba: I say, isn't the coffee great?

Rini: Yeah, and we had a quake here once.

Mokuba: Yeah, but its actually a tremor.

Rini: I know, but a quake is a quake and I've lost my hair band. Now, no one can count
that...

[KNNNN Sunrise, with Mokuba and Rini - Starts at 6am everyday]

*End Break*

[Kero Beros - Chief Newscaster (Email: kero_b@knnnn.com)]
[Eriol Hiragizawa - Newscaster (Email: eriol_h@knnnn.com)]

Eriol: Welcome back, you're live with KNNNN. Just to recap this morning's earthquake in the
Digi-World. The death toll is now upgraded to 2 million.

Kero: But back to our top story, the miracles of Space Medafighter X.

*Top Story: SMX Mania!*

Eriol: And we cross back to Erika, where she has discovered the healing properties of Space
Medafighter X's miracle tears.

*Live in Riverview*

[Erika - Reporter at Large (erika_t@knnnn.com)]

Erika was with a kid on a wheelchair.

Erika: That's right. Space Medafighter X's miracle tears has healing properties as I'm with
young Rintaro. So, Rintaro, tell us your story?

Rintaro: Dude, I've been on a wheelchair all my life.

Erika: And you can walk?

Rintaro: No, but I can whack a PokeBall, just like that dude, Space Medafighter X.

Rintaro tosses a PokeBall and whacks it with a stick.

*

Eriol: That's incredible, and earlier in the year, we petitioned the people of Riverview to
buy back Space Medafighter X's Shirt that he wore on the night before his final Robattle.

[KNNNN Sponsor: Now avaliable in the Digi-World - the Burgermon burger from McAnimes]

*

The newsband started playing some music.

Brock: "Bring back the great Medafighter's Shirt!"

*

Kero: Yes, and thanks to you, Space Medafighter X's shirt is now in a good place where it
belongs, in a KNNNN Boardroom.

*

[Ash Ketchum - Kanto Correspondent (Email: ash_k@knnnn.com)]

Ash: Sorry to interupt you there, Kero, but another miracle is that a PokeBall with dents
is found at the Indigo Plateau, similar to a sacred stigmata. Tai is on site now.

*Sacred Stigmata*

*Live at Indigo Plateau*

[Tai Yagami - Newsdude (tai_y@knnnn.com)]

Tai was in a locker room holding a PokeBall with some dents.

Tai: Thanks, Ash. It seems that this PokeBall appears to have dents, which marks out Space
Medafighter X's sweet spots.

*

Ash: Is it possible that those dents are caused by a stick.

*

Tai: No, as you can see, this is the Pokemon League Champion Lance's PokeBall. And as you
know, Lance has never used a stick to hit a PokeBall in his life.

*

Eriol: Can we speak to Champion Lance?

*

Tai: Sorry, he's too overcome in shock to be interviewed, but we do have Elite Four Bruno
with us.

Tai walks to Bruno with the PokeBall.

Tai: Bruno, did a stick hit this PokeBall?

Bruno: Never seen this PokeBall hit once in my life.

Tai: Do you suppose Lance did it?

Bruno: No, its not his character.

Tai: What do you think this is?

Bruno: I dunno. A miracle?

*

Eriol: Straight from the Pokemon Trainer's mouth. A miracle.

*

Ash: Yes, with gives President Goku more reason to let the Pokemon League decide to make
Space Medafighter X an honorary Pokemon Trainer. But in other news, President Goku has
other choices to make, like where to invade after the Digi-World. So, I went to the Anime
World to find out more.

*

Ash was carrying an atlas as he walks to Keitaro (Love Hina).

Ash: Where would you want to invade next?

Keitaro: Errr, Italy?

~

Ash was with Chiharu and Yamazaki(Card Captor Sakura).

Yamazaki: Canada.

Ash: Why Canada?

Yamazaki: I hear that there was a revolution there.

Yamazaki was pulled by the ear.

*

Keitaro: Brazil.

*

Ash was with Gary (Pokemon).

Gary: I would say that Johto is a choice. Other than that...maybe Japan?

*

Yamazaki: Korea.

Ash: Why Korea?

Yamazaki: They're trouble.

Ash: What's trouble?

Yamazaki: Their attitude.

*

Ash shows the atlas to Keitaro.

Ash: First, mark Canada with this flag.

Keitaro takes a flag and puts it on the top of the North American continent.

Ash: Great. Now, mark Italy with this flag.

Keitaro takes a flag, looks around the atlas, and finds the Island of Italy,
at the spot where the Japan used to be.

*

Ash passes a flag to Yamazaki.

Ash: Ok, find North Korea.

Yamazaki looked at the atlas, then puts a flag on North Korea, (formerly known as Honshu)
under South Korea (formerly known as Hokkaido).

*

Amy (Sailor Moon) puts a flag on the Island of Japan, now known as France.

Ash: Why did you mark France to be invaded?

Amy: Because of their protest against the war.

*

Ash was with Yamazaki and Chiharu.

Ash: Now, which way should we invade North Korea? North, south, east or west?

Chiharu: I say East.

Yamazaki: West. By the way, I've just made a relisation.

Ash: What is that?

Yamazaki: I notice that North Korea is actually south of South Korea and North Korea is
bigger.

Ash: Is that so?

*

Eriol was on camera.

Eriol: North Korea sure is too far south of South Korea, but sure is big. And an update on
the death toll on the Earthquake in the Digi-World. 2 Million Digimon are now confirmed dead.

Kero: But to our top story, as we prepare on the announcement on Space Medafighter X's
case for being a Pokemon Trainer. And up next in Sport, where Tennis Star, Sora Takenouchi
got grand slamed at a social with friends.

Eriol: But we'll be back with more on KNNNN, your home of Newstainment.

*

Brock and the newsband were playing music to the break...

*Break*

"Tonight, on Kero and Friends, Kero interviews top Cleaning campainger, "Joe Kido..."

Kero tosses a paper, but Joe walks over and picks the paper up.

~

Kero: So you are a communist, aren't you?

Joe: No, I am not.

~

Kero: The Anime World is already as clean as it is. Why not clean up the Digi-World? Isn't
it easier? You know, I want to tell you that you are nothing more than a garbage king!

"Will this Green make Kero see Red? On Kero and Friends, Tonight on KNNNN."

*

[KNNNN: Making the truth easier to swallow]

*End Break*

Eriol and Kero were at the newsdesk.

Eriol: Welcome back, as we look onto the life of Space Medafighter X, but however, we are
beginning to see a dark side to this story.

*Darkside to SMX*

Kero: Yeah, earlier, I found this at the chemist.

Kero picks up a pack of Morning After Pills.

Kero: Its called "Space Medafighter X's Morning After pills"!

*

Ash holds a pack of Brown Barf Bags.

Ash: You think yours is the worst one, here's this one I've found. Space Medafighter X's
Brown Barf Bags. Absolutely disgraceful.

*

Eriol: Lets hope that these things doesn't tarnish the chances of Space Medafighter X becoming
an honorary Pokemon trainer.

*

Ash: The good news is that it doesn't. As you can see on this research poll I've found,
nothing can match up to Space Medafighter X.

*

Research: On a number out of a 100

Near Great - Hercule Satan - 71/100

Great- Kamui - 23/100

Good - Recca - 49/100

Great - Trunks - 54/100

SMX - Space Medafighter X - 100/100

*

Ash: From the look of things, it is demeaning on having those other people on the same
Research as Space Medafighter X.

*

Kero: I agree, I mean, who are these people? Mr. Satan?! Brock?

*

Brock and the newsband played some music.

Brock: "Mr. Satan who?!"

*KNNNN Sponsor: Feeling down? Get Smashed! Buy Broggs Beer!*

Kero: Exactly. I mean, Mr. Satan, he is the champion of the World Martial Arts blah blah
blah! That's nothing good compared to being a top Medafighter. I bet that Mr. Satan has never
heard of Medabots before.

Eriol: And who's Trunks? Is he a Prisoner of War?

*

Ash: Exactly so. And all this would lead to having Space Medafighter X having only one
challenger to be the Honorary Pokemon Trainer, and that is Sabrina, the Saffron City Gym
Leader.

*

Kero: Well, my question is what gives her the right to cut the queue to be the Pokemon
Trainer that Space Medafighter X is going to get?

*

Ash: Well, it all lies on the only the shoulders of the people who really care on this
matter, Pokemon Trainers in Saffron City.

*Saffron City*

Ash was holding a picture of Space Medafighter X and Sabrina, the Saffron City Gym Leader.
Ash shows the pictures to Whitney.

Ash: Alright, now do you know these people?

Whitney: Of course, one is Sabrina and the other is Space Medafighter X.

~

Ash was with Richie.

Ash: How much do you know about Sabrina?

Richie: A good deal.

Ash: So, what is Sabrina's Surname?

Richie: Errrrr...

~

Ash was with Joe and Giselle.

Ash: So, what do you think of Space Medafighter X?

Joe: He's great!

Giselle: I agree.

~

Ash was with James.

Ash: So, would you consider hitting a PokeBall with a stick a miracle?

James: Yeah!

Ash: So, which other legend of Space Medafighter X would you consider to use to help
him gain the part as an honorary Pokemon Trainer?

James: His victory over Victor of Kenya.

~

Ash was with Gary.

Ash: And who should deserve the honorary Pokemon Trainer name, Sabrina or Space Medafighter X?

Gary: Well, Sabrina couldn't whack a PokeBall to save her life...

*

Eriol was at the newsdesk.

Eriol: Excellent choice of words, and still to come, the Soccer Superstar, Davis Whackem,
signing a multi-million dollar transfer deal to a new hairdresser in Madrid.

*

Brock and the newsband played the music to the break.

Brock: "Davis Whackem! Your hair looks hot, but what will be next."

*Break*

"Ever wonder what its like to be a KNNNN reporter?"

Erika was in a newsroom.

Erika: Well, I really couldn't care about the courtcase. The people and the supporters werem't
caring about the verdict. But in my heart when I heard the result that I was found guilty
for plagarism, I knew I have won, because the judge never said that my news report wasn't
entertaining. That's why I'm with KNNNN.

[KNNNN: Erika Tenryou - Newsmaker]

*End Break*

Eriol and Kero were at the newsdesk.

Eriol: Welcome back to KNNNN, your official Space Medafither X broadcaster.

Kero: But before we head to our top story, Eriol, you've recieved a fax that is congragulating
you for you hosting last night's Anime test.

Eriol: Yes. You may have seen the success of the Anime IQ test and the Anime Driving test,
and here a footage of last night's Anime Pregnancy test.

*The Anime Pregnancy test*

Eriol was in a studio filled with both male and female Anime characters.

Eriol: Welcome back. On the Anime Pregnancy test score, we have at the top, Teen moms!

A group of teenage Anime girls were waving and cheering.

Eriol: And after them is the "Carelss one night stands"!

A group of Anime women were waving and cheering.

Eriol: And one that is keeping up is "Girls trying to entrap their Boyfriends"!

A group of Anime female characters had their turn of cheering and waving.

Eriol: And behind, but still going strong, the infertiles!

The group of female Anime characters were cheering as they carry the sign reading
"Infertiles".

Eriol: And Erika is with our special celebrty panel with Yolei Inoue...

*

Eriol: And the winner of that night was Yolei Inoue. And please, keep your eyes out next week
for the Anime Manga Test.

Kero: But in other news, did any of you watch that show on the Kero Youth Channel, Lameass?
If you haven't, here's a preview.

*Ad: LameAss (Stunts are performed by trained Professionals and should not be tried at home.)*

Tai was at a small merry-go-round at a playground.

Tai: Now, I'm going to tame this wild beast, blindfolded, while at the same time, shaving
my face with this sharp razor!

Tai shows a razor.

~

A blindfolded Tai was on the spinning merry-go-round, while shaving his face with the razor.

Tai: Oh, it is sharp!

Tai continues to spin when he falls off the merry-go-round. Then, Tai got up.

Tai: Lameass!

~Lameass: Thursday Nights, 8:30 PM, Kero Youth Channel, Kero's Kable Channel 13.

Tai: Lameass!

Tai was moving on a trolley in a carpark with people shooting rubber bands at Tai.

*

Kero: You know, sooner or later, someone is going to get hurt.

Eriol: Yes, do they have any limits? Do they have any brains?

*

[KNNNN: Only the news you need to know]

*

Eriol and Kero were at the news desk with Ash on TV as the Kanto correspondent.

Eriol: Welcome back to KNNNN, where it appears that miracles are happing once a minute.
Like this divine vision of Space Medafighter X on a fence in the city of Riverview.

*Divine Vision*

A fence appears to have an image of Space Medafighter X.

*

Kero: A mysterious apparition as Erika is on site now to confirm the rumors. Erika?

*Live - Riverview*

*Erika Tenryou Reporting*

Erika was infront of a crowd who are looking at a fence.

Erika: Yes, as you can see, huge supporters of Space Medafighter X is near the fence where
Space Medafighter X is said to be seen. I will ask one of the people in the crowd.

Erika walks to Sloan.

Erika: Excuse me, who do you see at the fence?

Sloan: Its Space Medafighter X.

Erika: I see.

*

Kero: So, can you get Space Medafighter X in shot?

*

Erika looks at the fence in the background.

Erika: It is in shot.

*

Kero, Eriol and Ash (in Kanto) were staring at the camera's Point of View on where
Space Medafighter X can be see on.

Kero: Ohhhh.

*

Erika: The secret is in the angle. You need to drop to a very painful N shape.

Erika began to stand on her side with one leg and an arm on the ground facing the fence.

*

Back in the Studio, Kero, Eriol and Ash were turning to the same angle Erika was on site.

*

Erika: Now that you need to be down at a 2 degrees angle, and you need to be squinting.

*

Kero, Eriol and Ash were squinting while looking at the same angle as Erika.

Kero: Oh, I see him!

*

Erika: Then you need to crank your neck and...ahhh!

Erika loses her balance and lands face first on the grass.

*

Kero, Eriol and Ash got back up straight and sat at their chairs.

Eriol: We seem to have lost you there, Erika, but not to worry, we saw the apparation of
Space Medafighter X.

Kero: Incredible.

*

Ash: Sorry to interrupt you there, but I've recieved a call from someone who claim to have
seen another divine apparation. Daisuke from Tokyo, Japan, you're now on.

*Daisuke: Yeah, I saw Tuxedo Mask! He was throwing roses at evil monsters.*

Ash: Errr, Daisuke, what you saw is actually the real Tuxedo Mask, but thank you.

*

Eriol: But now, onto the financial markets, as we bring in, the Financial Dancers!

*

Fancy dance music was played as the dancers walked in and as they danced around in formation,
they form the numbers, 6.51 (Captioned: Digi stocks - Up 6.51)

The dancers began to change formation as they formed the numbers, 5.23
(Captioned: American Toon - Down 5.23)

The dancers then changed to another formation, forming, 0.06
(Captioned: KNS - Steady 0.06)

Then, the dancers stood in a single row, then they moved in different directions as the
Camera passed them and faced Kero and Eriol at the newsdesk.

Eriol: And that was the Financial Dancers. We'll have more after the break.

*Break*

[KNNNN: The Power is in your hands.]

*

Frieza (1st Form) destroys Planet Vegeta.

"The Frieza Channel! Where its 24 Hour documentory about the life of Frieza, including...

*Freiza's Henchmen*

*Freiza's Henchmen's Henchmen*

*Freiza's Spaceship Operator*

*Frieza's Doctors: The Chilling Truth*

"Subscribe now and you'll get Frieza, 24/7, but only for a limited time."

Cyborg Frieza gets sliced into half by Super Saiyan Trunks.

*

"Tomorrow night, on King Kero..."

King Kero was with Joey Wheeler in a studio with some numbered boxes.

King Kero: Ok, Joey, pick a box and tell me who it is.

Joey picks up box 1 and smells it.

Joey: I smell failure. I smell self pity. Is it Tyson from Beyblade?

King Kero: It sure is!

"Pick A Box, Friday Nights, 7:30 pm."

*

"Ever wonder what its like to be a KNNNN reporter?"

Ash was on camera.

Ash: People are complaining on not revealing civilian casulties during the Digi-World War.
But think about it, would you want to hear about the losers in a Miss Anime Beauty contest?
So, we'll tell you the victories of our side in the Digi-World. That is why I'm with KNNNN.

*End Break*

[Eriol Hiragizawa - Newscaster. Email: eriol_h@knnnn.com]

Eriol was on camera.

Eriol: Welcome back, you're live on KNNNN, where we are awaiting a message from the Pokemon
League at any moment.

[Kero Beros - Chief Newscaster (Email: kero_b@knnnn.com]

Kero: Speaking of which, as you can see from this special footage...

*Footage*

A Statue of Space Medafighter X was in a Digital arena.

*Kero: The tears are hitting the miracle zone.*

Tears from the Space Medafighter X were flying to a circled spot specially called the
Miracle zone with six tears hitting the zone.

*Kero: And with the tears hitting that one area, it is definitely a miracle.*

*

[Ash Ketchum - Kanto Correspondent (Email: ash_k@knnnn.com)]

Ash: Sorry to interrupt you there, Kero, but the Pokemon League has given an announcement.
We have Konno Mitsune on site now. Kitsune, any news?

*

*Live - Pokemon League, Konno Mitsune Reporting*

Kitsune was on camera.

Kitsune: Well, the official announcement by the Pokemon League is that Space Medafighter X
will not be an honorary Pokemon Trainer.

*Kero: Oh what?*

*Eriol: Is there a reason why?*

Kitsune: Only logical ones.

*Pokemon Party Pooper*

*Ash: So much for capability. Why is that, Kitsune?*

Kitsune: Well, the reason the Pokemon League said is that Space Medafighter X hates Pokemon
Trainers.

*KNNNN Sponsor: Watch out for Digimon's blasts on Clean up Digi-World Day*

Kero: That's not true. Its just that Pokemon Trainers aren't as good as Space Medafighter X!

Eriol: Thank you, Kitsune. Well, the Pokemon League is so out of touch. So everyone, do you
agree that we should call Space Medafighter X a Pokemon Trainer, the People's Trainer!

*Auidience: YEAH!*

Eriol: Then, I am proud to declare, Space Medafighter X, as a Pokemon Trainer!

*

The newsband began to play the first season Pokemon Theme Song.

Brock: "He wants to be the very best,"
"Like no one ever was..."
"To whack them is his real test,"
"to use a stick is his cause."

"He will travel across the land,"
"Hitting left and right."
"Each PokeBall, a target to hit"
"The Power that's in the stick..."

Kero/Eriol: "PokeBalls,"
"Gotta whack 'em all!"

Brock: "Its all for him!"
"I know its his destiny..."

Kero/Eriol: "PokeBalls,"

Brock: "Oh, your my best friend,"
"In a world he must defend"

Kero/Eriol: "PokeBalls,"
"Gotta whack 'em all!"

Brock: "A heart so true"
"Your courage will pull us through."
"You teach me and I'll teach you..."

Everyone: PokeBalls!

"Gotta whack 'em all!"
"Gotta whack 'em all!"
"PokeBalls!"

*Song Ends*

*Break*

[KNNNN: We report, You believe]

*End Break*

The song ends as Eriol and Kero were leading the applause at the newsdesk.

Eriol: A complete celebration as Space Medafighter X is now an honorary Pokemon Trainer, the
People's Trainer.

Kero: And to mark this special day, KNNNN will auction off this special picture of Space
Medafighter X...

Kero picks up a framed picture of Space Medafighter X.

Kero: ...which is not signed by Space Medafighter X.

*

Ash: And the picture is believe to be a fortune as you can bid for it on KNNNN.com.

*

Eriol and Kero turns to President Goku on a TV Screen.

Eriol: And now, we will interview President Goku, on his comments on Space Medafighter X, as
a Pokemon Trainer. President Goku, you must be proud for Space Medafighter X on becoming
an honorary Pokemon Trainer.

*And that concludes our live satellite feed of the cable news channel KNNNN. We will
restore you back to your normal Fanfiction reading. Thank you for reading KNNNN.*

~A/N: Some Closing Headlines~

"Japanese Cartoons on American TV now as popular as American Cartoons on Japanese TV."

"Takuya caught watching old tapes of Digimon Adventure."

"FOX soon to screen 1, 000, 000th repeat episode of 'The Simpsons' on FOX cable."

"Headline item taken from an Anime Episode."

"Takenouchi grand slammed at a social with friends."

"Kaiba Brothers now officially outnumbering Ishida Brothers."