Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction ❯ A Parody Crossover ❯ Chapter 12 ( Chapter 12 )

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Had a great time with all you guys that reviewed! all two of you... Please exuce any other names on here that didn't review. They're renmants from my fanfiction dot net posting. ENJOY!!!

Anime/Manga: Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 02.18.2005 | Pages: 4 | Words: 3.2K | Visits: 393 | Status: Completed

It Ends Here

Because Author is Lazy

Very Very Lazy

Which is proved by the length of this title

I thank all who reviewed this very sorry excuse of a story. I admit that when I started this fic, my writing style was horrible and my grammar even worse. But that is nothing compared to the first chapter of my first story. Needless to say, you, the readers, don't care about that. I hope you have enjoyed this fanfics and I hope you will not kill me for posting is WAY after I finished it just so I could post it all on Christmas.

Q and A:

CherryBlossom0101: Yes. I am whacked out. Thank you for acknowledging that.

Kawaiicherryblossomangel:I thank you for your idea. Though it didn't help me your review inspired me to find SOMETHING to inspire me. That makes no sense, but thank you for reviewing.

dun dun duuuunn(): Yes. It is gay.Though I don't know if you're talking about the title or the whole fic.

sakura11():I wont lie to you. That is the stupidest comparison I've read so far. But I thank you for reviewing.

sakura11():I'm glad you liked chapter 8 and I hope you will continue being hyper long enough to inspire some young writer with the stupidity that happens in that time.

sakura11():I don't know what I was thinking when I put that Voldemort had a stuffed Teddy, but I'm glad you liked it.

Freaky Person O.o:I thank you for clearing that up. :D (hint)(hint)… (go find out what I cleared up already!!!)

Just to explain some things. I put sakura11()'s name on 3 times because she reviewed 3 times. And I'm just humoring myself by thanking myself for reviewing my own fic. :D

Seeing as it's Christmas, I would like to wish you all a very merry Christmas and I hope you enjoy this last chapter as a gift. This chapter is made in the form of a poem for Christmassy reasons.

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T'was the last day of school

And all through the room

Not a creature is stirring

Except for me and my broom.

What the heck am I saying?

I haven't a clue.

But what ever it is,

It's directed to you.

The children were screaming

And the teachers were beaming.

Everyone was happy

Boy this is sappy.

But three special kids

Were silently thinking.

We found this out

After we noticed they weren't blinking.

Up with the teachers

Two boys were fighting

And watching this scene

Is very exciting.

At long last

Hermione stood up

And screamed as loud as shoe could,

“WILL EVERYBODY SHUT UP!”

The room was then silent

As Hermione took a breath

And up at the table

Eli escaped his untimely death.

She then looked up at Sakura

And yelled across the hall,

“What the hell are you?!?”

“I've been wandering that since fall!!”

So all eyes turned forward

Towards our wacky gang

Everything was quiet

And then came the bang

Eli fell back

Laughing a lot

Li was just glaring

Wanting to hit Eli with a pot.

So Li is glaring,

Everyone staring

Not like you're caring

But it's not over yet.

Eli calmed down

And calmly stood up

He cleared his throat

And all that whatnot.

“Dear Hermione,” He said

“It was all quite simple.

You just weren't using your head.”

“We're sorcerers, you see.

It's all quite easy.

That you still didn't get it,

Is all- ok, now I'm queasy.”

As my inspiration runs low,

And Hermione sits down

I get kind of weird

And send in the clown.

The rest of the night

Went quite well

Until they had to part

That's when all sanity fell.

The invisible horses died,

And Eli's magic screwed up.

His queasiness came back

And that's why we need a mop.

As all children part,

The gang says together

“I knew that the sanity,

Couldn't have lasted forever.”

THE END!

(No. Really.)

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This poem's wacked out

That's without a doubt.

But I wrote it for you

In hope for a review! (Hint) (Hint)

You know, It's been swell writing a CCS/HP crossover that makes absolutely no sense…

Sakura: Hurry it up! I have a date with Li in a different Fanfiction!!!

Madison: Ya!! We suffered enough in this Fanfiction as it is!

Eli: Actually, I quite enjoyed it…

Li: That's `cause you're evil, you little bastard.

Eli: Shut up shorty.

Li: Why you…

Sakura and Madison: BOYS!! QUIT ARGUING!! YOUR KEEPING US HERE LONGER THEN NECESSARY!!!

(CCS gang leaves)

Freaky Person: …What they don't know is that they will be back for `The Psychologists 3'. :D

BYE!!! AND REVIEW!!! I REVIEWED, LIKE A THOUSAND FANFICTIONS!! ALL I ASK IS FOR YOU TO CLICK A BUTTON AND WRITE HOW MUCH YOU HATE OR LIKE THIS STORY!!! OH YEAH!! AND READ MY POEMS ON FICTIONPRESS . COM!!! IT'S UNDER THE SAME USERNAME AS I HAVE NOW!! SEARCH `Freaky Person' AND YOU'LL FIND IT!!! …please…

Nothing like making overly large words to get someone's attention…

Freaky Person O.o

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