Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ I'm in Control!!! ❯ ~~~~MEETING IDIOTS, FRIENDS AND FOES~~~~ ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Alberiogurl 
okies, basicaly just bringing everyone into the fic!
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 02.23.2006 | Updated On: 05.10.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 239 | Status: Work In Progress
okies, basicaly just bringing everyone into the fic!
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 02.23.2006 | Updated On: 05.10.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 239 | Status: Work In Progress
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MEETING IDIOTS, FRIENDS AND FOES~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lycoris: ok, not that I’m bored with my other fic, I just wanted to do another. To help me out, AD-chan and Eclari-chan!
AD: WOOOWHOOO! I GOTTA BF!
Lycoris & Eclari: WHO!!!??? 0.0
AD: Bobert! *holds out a maple leaf* but, I think Bobulus is jealous. *hold out a piece of celery*
Lycoris: I’ll get peanut butter. *yes, im VERY hungry!*
AD: first, Bobulus is mine to eat, and second, no peanut butter. I’m all natural. *flicks hair backswords*
Eclari: so, who are our lucky victims?
AD: I wuv you Bobert and Bobulus!
Lycoris: OMG! AD lookies! Its uh..... Bob..al....ya...Bobal....
AD: WHERE?
Lycoris: um... in Big-Wall-a-go-go-land.
AD: Must. Have. Bobal!* races off to China*
Lycoris: that should keep her busy.
Eclari: as I was saying, whose our lucky victims?
Lycoris: lets bring out Ed, Roy and Envy first.
*really bright light then smoke*
When the smoke cleared
Ed: Where are we- hey! Lycoris! Long time no see! (I know her as Rina, basicaly....)
Lycoris: hihi Ed! I Luv uuuuu!!!!
Roy: hey! What about me?
Lycoris: Luv ya too Roy
Envy: a hem.
Lycoris: luv ya too, my humonculi buddy.
Ed:* gives Envy and Roy death glares*
Eclari: Now, lets bring out Fluffy-sama, Yash-kun, Hoshi-sama, and Kouga-san.
Fluffy: hello my dear Eclari-chan. I’ve missed you.
Eclari: *cherry red*
Eclari: I’ve missed you too Sessho-chan.
Miroku: *sees Lycoris. (I look like Rina, okies?)*
Miroku: my fine lady, you are so beautiful. Will you bare my children?
SLAP
Lycoris: in your dreams creep!
Ed: relief.....
Kouga: Why am I here?
Lycoris & Eclari: Comic relief.
Kouga:..... do I get a gf?
Lycoris: we’ll see. Now, lets bring in Sonic & co!
Sonic, Amy, Shadow, Knuckles, Tails, Cream and Rouge appear
Knuckles: where the f*** are we?!
Sonic: I have no idea....
Lycoris: helu...
Sonic: wonder if this place has burgers.
Lycoris: Roy, Sweety, get their attention for me pleasey?
Roy: OH YA! HEY! ANIMAL PEOPLE! PAY ATTENTION WHEN SOMEONE ADDRESSES YOU! * does the flame thingy to scare the crap outta them*
Lyco: thankies Royie!
Roy: heheh... no problemo. ^.^
Lyco: helu, my name is Lycoris. I am the one that summoned you here.
Amy: Why? Do you need our help? Cause if you do, send Rouge and Shadow back.
Lyco: I actually don’t have a reason. I was just borededed. You see, my friend Eclari here suggested that bring you here. So blame her. Also, I have another companion, but she’s looking for Bobal in Big-Wall-a-gogo-land.
Tails: What’s Big-Wall-a-gogo-land?
Lyco: China. Now lets bring in Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi, Lee...... and......hmm.... no one else.
Eclari: Shino!!!
Lyco: Who’s that?
Eclari:-.- never mind.........
Poof!
Naruto: huh?
Lee: where are we?
Kakashi: ... great. We’re in another of Lyco’s fics....
Lee: who’s Lyco?
Lyco: HIHI! Im Lycoris!
Naruto & Sasuke: holy shizit! You look exactly like Rina!
Lyco: no dur. She IS based after me.....
Lee: I think I’m leaving Sakura....
Naru: huh?
Lee: Lycoris-sama, you are the most beautiful woman I have ever met.
Lyco: uhh... thankies?
Envy: Hands off!
Envy & Lee: * now fighting to the death*
Eclari:* is still being all goggle eyed with Sess*
Kouga: *WTF?*
Yash-kun:*.....isn’t present. Must be looking for AD in Big-Wall-a-gogo-land*
Miroku: * currently asking Amy and Cream to bear his child, seeing as he already asked the only HUMAN, ok, Vargrent AI*
Sonic and Tails: *ready to beat the crap outa him*
Shadow:* looking at Lyco’s nuga nugas, (Hentai...)*
Rouge: * painting her fingernails*
Kakashi: * in deep conversation w/ Roy on war techniques*
Sasuke and Naru: * are at it again*
Ed: * now trying to beat the shizit outa Kouga for calling him a “shrimp”*
Lyco:* sees only Shadow not doing anything, goes over to talk.*
Lyco: Helu Shadow.
Shadow:.....uh, hi?
Lyco: kami! You sssooo CUTE!
Lyco:* now hugging the life out of Shadow.**All eyes turn to them*
Ed: *death glare at Shadow* I think he needs air, Lyco-chan.
Lycoris: *lets go of Shadow, who has now blacked out from lack of O2, and blushes at Ed who addressed her as Chan.*
Eclari: Hurry and get the last characters in before AD comes back!
Lyco: okies, Yuge, Joey, Tami (its Taya), ummm Murlik..... (marik) Ba...Basuta....(Bakura).... kami..... which one has the cheap Elvis look alike hair?
Eclari: wasn’t it something like Triscut?
Lyco: ya, but Tricuts are snacks... what ev. Lets just bring em in.
Yuge: wohh.... lots of people...
Triscut: hey! My name is Tristan!
Lyco: oh ya! That was it!
Murlik:....... did you misspell every1's name on purpose?
Basuta: how long are our names gonna be like this?
Tami: I think I like the name that.... whoever it was gave to me.
Joey: HAHAH! IM THE ONLY ONE WHOSE NAME WAS RIGHT!
Lyco: sure thing kangaroo.
Kangaroo: WTF
Lyco: gatta luv nature.
Marik: hey! Is that you Rina?
Lyco: nopesies. Im Lycoris, the author. Rina is one of my OC’s. she is based of a me though.
Eclari and Sess:* disappear*
Lyco: HEY! I WANT MY NIECE OR NEFEW TO HAVE GREEN EYES! REMEMBER THAT ECLARI!
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Lyco: now that Eclari and AD are gone, whose gonna help me narrorate? Or be evul? Which ever comes firstest?
AD: IM BAK WITH BOBULUS, BOBAL AND BOBERT!
Yash-kun: Kami, it took me FOREVER to find her.
Lyco: ~I gotta get rid of AD again~
~@I’ll be of assistance if you add me.@~
~Hiei?~
~@who else would I be? You know my voice.@~
~ do you want me to add anyone else? Kurabawa for you to beat up? Yusuke for you to insult?~
~# Add me too, baby.#~
~....-.-; hello Youko.~
~#~ please forgive him, Lady Lycoris.~#~
~Hello Kurama. Im adding you guys right now.~
~!!!@ Don’t forget me!@!!!~
~alrighty then, Dark.~
Lyco: okies! We have *counts on fingers* 1...2...3..4...5...6....no 5... other peoples joining us today.
All: who else could she add?
Lyco: Dark, Hiei, Youko Kurama, Yusuke, Kurabawa.
New people: * appear*
Yusuke: oww.... that hurt!
Kurabawa: heret hwoff hwof hwhy hwace hwosuke
~Hiei, get rid of AD now.~
~@on it.@~
Hiei: AD, Guess what? There is a whole field of celery in Frogs-leggs-a-gogo-land.
AD: WHOOOO!!! COMON YASH-CHAN! TAKE ME THERE! NOW LETS GGGOOO!!!
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Lyco: odd. Chappy. No real ending.
Hiei: tell me about it.
Lyco: Hiei, would you like to be narrator 2?
Hiei: hn. Fine.
Lyco: Naru-chan! Your narrator 3!
Naru: OH YA!
All 3 narrators say enthusiastically except Hiei: SEE YA’LL NEXT CHAPTER!
Lycoris: ok, not that I’m bored with my other fic, I just wanted to do another. To help me out, AD-chan and Eclari-chan!
AD: WOOOWHOOO! I GOTTA BF!
Lycoris & Eclari: WHO!!!??? 0.0
AD: Bobert! *holds out a maple leaf* but, I think Bobulus is jealous. *hold out a piece of celery*
Lycoris: I’ll get peanut butter. *yes, im VERY hungry!*
AD: first, Bobulus is mine to eat, and second, no peanut butter. I’m all natural. *flicks hair backswords*
Eclari: so, who are our lucky victims?
AD: I wuv you Bobert and Bobulus!
Lycoris: OMG! AD lookies! Its uh..... Bob..al....ya...Bobal....
AD: WHERE?
Lycoris: um... in Big-Wall-a-go-go-land.
AD: Must. Have. Bobal!* races off to China*
Lycoris: that should keep her busy.
Eclari: as I was saying, whose our lucky victims?
Lycoris: lets bring out Ed, Roy and Envy first.
*really bright light then smoke*
When the smoke cleared
Ed: Where are we- hey! Lycoris! Long time no see! (I know her as Rina, basicaly....)
Lycoris: hihi Ed! I Luv uuuuu!!!!
Roy: hey! What about me?
Lycoris: Luv ya too Roy
Envy: a hem.
Lycoris: luv ya too, my humonculi buddy.
Ed:* gives Envy and Roy death glares*
Eclari: Now, lets bring out Fluffy-sama, Yash-kun, Hoshi-sama, and Kouga-san.
Fluffy: hello my dear Eclari-chan. I’ve missed you.
Eclari: *cherry red*
Eclari: I’ve missed you too Sessho-chan.
Miroku: *sees Lycoris. (I look like Rina, okies?)*
Miroku: my fine lady, you are so beautiful. Will you bare my children?
SLAP
Lycoris: in your dreams creep!
Ed: relief.....
Kouga: Why am I here?
Lycoris & Eclari: Comic relief.
Kouga:..... do I get a gf?
Lycoris: we’ll see. Now, lets bring in Sonic & co!
Sonic, Amy, Shadow, Knuckles, Tails, Cream and Rouge appear
Knuckles: where the f*** are we?!
Sonic: I have no idea....
Lycoris: helu...
Sonic: wonder if this place has burgers.
Lycoris: Roy, Sweety, get their attention for me pleasey?
Roy: OH YA! HEY! ANIMAL PEOPLE! PAY ATTENTION WHEN SOMEONE ADDRESSES YOU! * does the flame thingy to scare the crap outta them*
Lyco: thankies Royie!
Roy: heheh... no problemo. ^.^
Lyco: helu, my name is Lycoris. I am the one that summoned you here.
Amy: Why? Do you need our help? Cause if you do, send Rouge and Shadow back.
Lyco: I actually don’t have a reason. I was just borededed. You see, my friend Eclari here suggested that bring you here. So blame her. Also, I have another companion, but she’s looking for Bobal in Big-Wall-a-gogo-land.
Tails: What’s Big-Wall-a-gogo-land?
Lyco: China. Now lets bring in Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi, Lee...... and......hmm.... no one else.
Eclari: Shino!!!
Lyco: Who’s that?
Eclari:-.- never mind.........
Poof!
Naruto: huh?
Lee: where are we?
Kakashi: ... great. We’re in another of Lyco’s fics....
Lee: who’s Lyco?
Lyco: HIHI! Im Lycoris!
Naruto & Sasuke: holy shizit! You look exactly like Rina!
Lyco: no dur. She IS based after me.....
Lee: I think I’m leaving Sakura....
Naru: huh?
Lee: Lycoris-sama, you are the most beautiful woman I have ever met.
Lyco: uhh... thankies?
Envy: Hands off!
Envy & Lee: * now fighting to the death*
Eclari:* is still being all goggle eyed with Sess*
Kouga: *WTF?*
Yash-kun:*.....isn’t present. Must be looking for AD in Big-Wall-a-gogo-land*
Miroku: * currently asking Amy and Cream to bear his child, seeing as he already asked the only HUMAN, ok, Vargrent AI*
Sonic and Tails: *ready to beat the crap outa him*
Shadow:* looking at Lyco’s nuga nugas, (Hentai...)*
Rouge: * painting her fingernails*
Kakashi: * in deep conversation w/ Roy on war techniques*
Sasuke and Naru: * are at it again*
Ed: * now trying to beat the shizit outa Kouga for calling him a “shrimp”*
Lyco:* sees only Shadow not doing anything, goes over to talk.*
Lyco: Helu Shadow.
Shadow:.....uh, hi?
Lyco: kami! You sssooo CUTE!
Lyco:* now hugging the life out of Shadow.**All eyes turn to them*
Ed: *death glare at Shadow* I think he needs air, Lyco-chan.
Lycoris: *lets go of Shadow, who has now blacked out from lack of O2, and blushes at Ed who addressed her as Chan.*
Eclari: Hurry and get the last characters in before AD comes back!
Lyco: okies, Yuge, Joey, Tami (its Taya), ummm Murlik..... (marik) Ba...Basuta....(Bakura).... kami..... which one has the cheap Elvis look alike hair?
Eclari: wasn’t it something like Triscut?
Lyco: ya, but Tricuts are snacks... what ev. Lets just bring em in.
Yuge: wohh.... lots of people...
Triscut: hey! My name is Tristan!
Lyco: oh ya! That was it!
Murlik:....... did you misspell every1's name on purpose?
Basuta: how long are our names gonna be like this?
Tami: I think I like the name that.... whoever it was gave to me.
Joey: HAHAH! IM THE ONLY ONE WHOSE NAME WAS RIGHT!
Lyco: sure thing kangaroo.
Kangaroo: WTF
Lyco: gatta luv nature.
Marik: hey! Is that you Rina?
Lyco: nopesies. Im Lycoris, the author. Rina is one of my OC’s. she is based of a me though.
Eclari and Sess:* disappear*
Lyco: HEY! I WANT MY NIECE OR NEFEW TO HAVE GREEN EYES! REMEMBER THAT ECLARI!
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Lyco: now that Eclari and AD are gone, whose gonna help me narrorate? Or be evul? Which ever comes firstest?
AD: IM BAK WITH BOBULUS, BOBAL AND BOBERT!
Yash-kun: Kami, it took me FOREVER to find her.
Lyco: ~I gotta get rid of AD again~
~@I’ll be of assistance if you add me.@~
~Hiei?~
~@who else would I be? You know my voice.@~
~ do you want me to add anyone else? Kurabawa for you to beat up? Yusuke for you to insult?~
~# Add me too, baby.#~
~....-.-; hello Youko.~
~#~ please forgive him, Lady Lycoris.~#~
~Hello Kurama. Im adding you guys right now.~
~!!!@ Don’t forget me!@!!!~
~alrighty then, Dark.~
Lyco: okies! We have *counts on fingers* 1...2...3..4...5...6....no 5... other peoples joining us today.
All: who else could she add?
Lyco: Dark, Hiei, Youko Kurama, Yusuke, Kurabawa.
New people: * appear*
Yusuke: oww.... that hurt!
Kurabawa: heret hwoff hwof hwhy hwace hwosuke
~Hiei, get rid of AD now.~
~@on it.@~
Hiei: AD, Guess what? There is a whole field of celery in Frogs-leggs-a-gogo-land.
AD: WHOOOO!!! COMON YASH-CHAN! TAKE ME THERE! NOW LETS GGGOOO!!!
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Lyco: odd. Chappy. No real ending.
Hiei: tell me about it.
Lyco: Hiei, would you like to be narrator 2?
Hiei: hn. Fine.
Lyco: Naru-chan! Your narrator 3!
Naru: OH YA!
All 3 narrators say enthusiastically except Hiei: SEE YA’LL NEXT CHAPTER!