Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ The Bishonen Talk Show ❯ Writers Block is over! ( Chapter 8 )

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The bishonen Talk show

DMG: Hey what’s up people!?
Kain: Feeling better DMG?
DMG: Yup….writers block is finally gone and I ready to make this show great!!!!
Kain: You have lots of energy now….
Malik: Is that a good thing?
GN: Never has been…..
Ybakura: None of these weird people claim any of the anime characters that appear on this show…



DMG: This week we have Sakuma-Sama!!!!
GN: He’s so KAWAII!!!!!
WC: He is here from Gravitation a great Japanese Yoai anime…
Kain: Ya it’s the Gay show full of gay people…
Sakuma: I’m not gay….
Kain: Could have fooled me…..
Sakuma: Your not being very nice….
Kain: I don’t like Gravitation for some fairly good reasons….
DMG: Ya cause you don’t like Yoai and I guess that is a good reason for you.
Sakuma: I wanna go back home…
DMG: Let us ask you some things first…Kain ask him something.
Kain: Alright if your not gay then what’s up with that pink bunny toy?
GN: I think it’s cute ^_^.
WC: You think everything is cute.
Kain: She has her limits unlike DMG’s mom we went to a wild animal park an we got to feed animal and DMG’s mom was calling a yak cute it came closer and she freaked out and started screaming….
DMG: That was the funniest thing I had ever seen…
Kain: *impersonating DMG’s Mom* Come here baby AHHHHHH get it away from me!!!!!
Everyone else: *laughs*
Kain: I like making people laugh…
DMG: Ya especially my dad…
Kain: Shut up…..he can’t go one day without making fun of me….
GN: Ok back to Sakuma!
WC: Sakuma did you like the way that Shuichi looked dressed and talked like you?
Sakuma: It didn’t bother me but he really needed to find himself…
GN: That makes a lot of sense *hugs Sakuma* Sorry but he’s just so cute!
DMG: No problem he is really to Kawaii..
Kain: Hey Sakuma did you like singing on stage and everything?
Sakuma: It is really fun and I miss it sometimes….
Malik: If you miss it so much why don’t you give a concert to the girls…
Sakuma: But I need Tohma and Noriko.
Malik: I thought this might come up so I made Kaiba call them…
Kaiba: You didn’t make me do anything! It was my idea!
Bakura: Alright lets not fight….
Kaiba and Malik: Shut up * they both push Bakura to the ground*
Bakura: ITAI!!!!
GN: Hey that was mean *helps Bakura up* No hurting my Bishonen!
DMG: So that means we get a concert?
Sakuma: Sure what’s your favorite song DMG?
DMG: Sleepless Beauty!
*Nittle Grasper performs the song for the cast*
Sakuma: that was really fun….I wanna color…
GN: * gives Sakuma a pen a paper* here ya go sweetie..
Sakuma: Thanks *he starts to draw and ignores everyone else*
DMG: Hey Tohma since you’re here we can interview you…
Tohma: Alright
GN: Why do you look and sound so much like Quatre?
Tohma: Who is Quatre?
DMG: Different show nevermind it…..
Kain: So is your wife hot?
Tohma: I think she is..
GN: Ya she is pretty and related to Yuki!
DMG: Poor Yuki he had such a bad Sensei….
GN: Poor Yuki…
Tohma: So you guys really liked our music?
DMG: Ya it was great…..Thanks
Kain: I thought we were supposed to ask the questions?
WC: Well they can ask questions too.
Kain: Who asked you voodoo witch?
WC: Hey *hides voodoo dolls* I’m not a voodoo witch!
Kain: Right…..
Bakura: No fighting!!!!
Kain: Shut up *punches Bakura giving him a bloody nose*
GN: Bakura!!!!!!!*goes over checks on Bakura and starts throwing marshmallows at Kain* You Baka you hurt him!
Kain: Help me *shields himself from the marshmallows* DMG help me now!!!!
DMG: You hit Bakura why should I help you? You luck Ybakura isn’t beating you up…
Kain: Is he strong?
Ybakura: Yes….
Malik: I still say it was my idea Kaiba!
Kaiba: It was my idea and my phone call and My Money!
DMG: I think our cast is getting a little too energetic….
GN: *still throwing marshmallows at Kain* We should end the show.
DMG: Good idea….
Kain: *Still shielding himself* Next week we have Yugi from yu-gi-oh! Ow!! Stop that!!
DMG: I hope you guys tune into the next show!
Everyone but DMG: *are all arguing and/or fighting*
DMG: Bye….




DMG: I hope this is long enough my writer block left after I drew lots of pictures…..
GN: I’m gunna draw some Fanart too
Kain: Hey if you people like internet games visit www.imperialconflict.com
WC: or www.neopets.com
GN: *gets out dog collar and puts it around Kain’s neck* lets go puppy!
Kain: *Follows after with lots of energy* WOOF! WOOF!…..
DMG: I’m gunna go hide until the next show…
Malik: Can I go with you?
DMG: Will you cry if you can’t?
Malik: Yes….
DMG: Fine
WC: I’m all alone well until next time…..